WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!?
Johnny Guitar
Surely you're used to it by now, or at least know what it is?
wht the le fugYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13230225There was never a man like my Johnny…
>>13230961i met a guy called frank millson seeeepteeeeembeeeeer twweeeeellllf last yeeeaaaaarrrr
>>13230221weather balloon. probably. mebby.can't even sip.got dayum.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>13230962And then?
>>13230221WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!?
>>13231485well i can see you're upset. understandably so.the ramifications are astounding.before your current mental state leads you inevitably to an existential crisis please may i suggest you sip a little tea and take the time to enjoy the mundanity of routines.walk the dog. do some laundry. bake some cookies.*sip*we can talk later after you regain your composure.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>13231523what's a dog
>>13231572Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13231572whats updog Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>13232490it's a doggy dog world
>>13231485WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!?
>>13233063Shifting tectonic plates
>>13233066dubsterraforming is serious business.but we're not supposed to talk about it.so we get 7 layers of irony and a low sodium diet instead so we don't have a cholesterol attack.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン