>be me>straight>5’7>meet guy at work>we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up and trip>”hey are you ok?”>*helps me up >”yeah I’m good thanks”Everyone here is so polite I love this job
>>13232290i was expecting gay sexe and now i'm disappointed
>be me>straight>6'1>meet a femboy on grindr>make her wear a skirt and stockings>"i'm going to plap you now">*starts plapping*>"you're my bitch now"I don't care what people sayI'm actually straight
>>13232298Whatever helps you sleep at night anon
>>13232298super gay
>>13232290>be me>walk up to griller>ses>mfw whenYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>13232308except it isn't. trust me if it was i'd know by now.
>>13232401i don't see why it matters if it is gay, who cares, just be gay
>>13232358me wheb
>>13232406micker poob lol
>>13232410not micker actually a cute griller thta is actually a boy aith a penbis and stinky braps haha
>>13232406>>13232413sorry anon but im not jerking off to this
>>13232437that is ok anon that means there is more.for.me ;))