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Anonymous
I CAN GRANT U 2 SUPER POWER BO(...) No.13232630
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I CAN GRANT U 2 SUPER POWER BOTH YOU HAVE TO CHOSE FROM 2 SETS  No.13232630
1.
INFINITE STAMINA
TIMESTOP

2.
HEAL ANYONE YOU TOUCH OF ALL INJURIES & DISEASE
CAN DUPLICATE ALL FOOD YOU TOUCH


WHICH WILL U CHOOSE?
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Anonymous
 No.13232637
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>aquajeet
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Anonymous
 No.13232647
 No.13232647
>>13232630
i choose both
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Anonymous
 No.13232659
 No.13232659
1 because with timestop you can figure out anything
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Anonymous
 No.13232702
 No.13232702
>>13232630
2 gives you immortality basically so 2

>>13232659
You're still gonna age while time is stopped
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Anonymous
 No.13232710
 No.13232710
>>13232702
are you sure the healing applies to you though?
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Anonymous
 No.13232713
 No.13232713
>>13232710
well you can touch yourself
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Anonymous
 No.13232715
 No.13232715
>>13232713
sure but you're already yourself so technically you're always touching yourself
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Anonymous
 No.13232779
 No.13232779
i want to fuk this blue slute
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Anonymous
 No.13232783
 No.13232783
>>13232715
that just makes you invincible
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Anonymous
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>>13232630
2 is basically jesus so yes please thx
<3 _/\_ <3


Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13232851
 No.13232851
>>13232630
first one so i can time stop and rape youre mom without needing to recharge
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Anonymous
 No.13232864
 No.13232864
>>13232847
hero
>>13232851
villain
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Anonymous
 No.13232880
 No.13232880
>>13232864
wut an anime xD

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13233016
 No.13233016
>>13232630
2 so i can create infinite edibles and pizza
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Anonymous
 No.13233046
 No.13233046
>>13232630
1 please :]
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Anonymous
 No.13233048
 No.13233048
>>13232630
>1.
>INFINITE STAMINA
>TIMESTOP
Gee, I wonder what this would be useful for...
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Catfish
 No.13233055
 No.13233055
I would love time stop I wouldn't fuck anyone I'd just get drunk and high and treat the world like a theme park
Also I would enjoy assassinating mad politicians and billionaires

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13233084
 No.13233084
I’d stop time and steal a bunch a stuff and lotsa money :)
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King's
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>>13232630
1. is so troll.
TIMESTOP!
*You find yourself trapped in time, with infinite stamina, but realize to your horror, you do not have the power of timestart, you are immortal, forever frozen for all eternity in a moment, in 1999 only able to watch*
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Anonymous
 No.13233089
 No.13233089
>>13233088
protip: that's how we got here
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King's
 No.13233105
 No.13233105
>>13233089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMl3Z7XE5cI So true. I should make a a song about this moment and call it 1 in the past.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13233106
 No.13233106
>>13232713
I'm touching myself rn

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13233107
 No.13233107
>>13233105
or maybe call it "Shock The Monkey"
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Anonymous
 No.13233112
 No.13233112
>>13232783
I agree with this anon you basically become 25 for your entire life
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Anonymous
 No.13233115
 No.13233115
>>13233112
but your entire life would be as long as the existence of the universe
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Anonymous
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>>13233105
okay.. wtf..
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Anonymous
 No.13233139
 No.13233139
>>13233115
you can still die I think like if you're head gets cut off or an explosion like if you're brain matter splatters all over the place you're done, bozo RIP to you
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Anonymous
 No.13233140
 No.13233140
>>13233139
with infinite stamina and timestop you can prevent that kind of thing from happening
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Anonymous
 No.13233144
 No.13233144
2
Since I can cure anyone, including myself, of disease and injury, I would begin regularly cutting off my hands, legs, arms, and feet, then healing myself. Then I would donate those magic limbs to hospitals and hospices all around the world. I would tattoo each severed limb with a barcode that sends a $1 charge to my bank account when scanned. So it costs you $1 to heal a terminal disease, chronic condition, or disabling injury. doctors would just touch them to patients and heal them. I could potentially make million of dollars per week and save humanity from all ailments.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13233159
 No.13233159
>>13232630
1 so I can timestop and go take a nap

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
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 No.13233164
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If I time stop and then have sex with a bunch of women, if a woman happens to have an STD/STI would I contract that disease because technically time is stopped in everybody's body but mine, so do viral/bacterial particles go into my blood stream? very important question

also, this is technically rape, but since I'm freezing time, does the concept of rape exist outside of spacetime?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13233166
 No.13233166
>>13233164
get ready because you are about to find out what exists outside of spacetime
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Anonymous
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 No.13233169
>>13233166
ominous dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13234029
 No.13234029
>>13233144
dubs
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Anonymous
 No.13234032
 No.13234032
>>13232630
if i'm a cannibal and i pick 2 and i try to eat someone, will they get healed or will they duplicate
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