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I want cheesecake.
I want cheesecake....
I want cheesecake!!!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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what kind of cheesecake
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Did you already invent the universe?
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>>13236793
I don't know...
Anything that taste gorgeous, delicious and deculture I guess...
But I mostly want it to be creamy and cheese flavoured...

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Drug cat got the munchies
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>>13236797
No, that doesn't solve the situation for next Monday... if I don't get it today or tomorrow...

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13236797
that's for apple pie, silly
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>>13236817
Oh... I assumed the process would be similar for cheesecake, although I'm no baker :^]

Your fortune: Outlook good
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You ever really want cheesecake really bad, and so you go out and get an entire cheesecake because you're like "fuck yeah I'm gonna eat this entire cheesecake", but then after the first slice you're kind of tired of cheesecake and don't want to eat any more?
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I miss me old cheesecake + tea combination... it taste really good...
>>13236894
Maybe you got the wrong thing.
Cause mines creamy like patootie~
Obviously I can't eat everything and often later I'll get stomachache from lactose intolerence but its so goooooooooooooooooooooooood~~~
Another thing is I rarely eat them deserts, so its a special occasion type just for my desire.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Give me money to buy cheesecake and in return my life is yours to command.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13236906
Really? Because yeah I'll pay $18 for a permanent internet slave, that's a bargain
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>>13236913
1 trillion dollar.
If you can't afford it, forget about it.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Yani Neko is the family guy of anime
Forced and unfunny
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>>13236921
reminds me of Gintama
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>>13236921
this is you
you're this guy
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/749848147/#749851313

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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If I can't get it before Monday.
I'm commiting chizoku.
Here is the address of occurence...
■□■□, ○□■●○, Chizoku Forest, Japan.
If you ever find me....
Bury me in Mount.Tai.

G'night & Thank You EsforAss, I hate you all deep within my heart.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>13236786
explique-me se fizer o favor ...aonde está a ver algo anti-americanishe.
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>>13237313
>pode por salsicha nos cachorros quentes ...sim...Obrigado
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>>13237313
>>>/pol/ is not my thing.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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M'ning.
Today is the order of cheesecake.
Where I ask and the maidens deliver.
Let it be true and comes in a good taste.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13236786
it is preddy yummy..
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i like strawberry, is there a lemon cheesecake?
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Bad news, no budget...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>13238174
I don't know.
But you can try ask your bakery to make a custom cake if you want.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>13236906
https://voca.ro/15rgohAJWtzg

https://voca.ro/1l8ij9fWnwfi
https://voca.ro/13XY9GgyFC9X

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Tomorrow... Sob* Sob* Cry* Sniffle* Whimper* Bawl* Tear* Bowl of Bone Soup* Open The Door, Get On The Floor, Everybody Walk The Dinosaur*
G'n'ight & Thank You Tserodse, I hate you all deep within my heart.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13236922
dubs
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>>13236786
https://youtu.be/Bk-D0W6pBok?t=23
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squeezecake
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NIGGAaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
My captcha reseted upon confirming my email.
Now I have to do 3 as usual!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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I want all types of cheescake in the world!!! I need to satiate my endless xravings. Creamy and rich…chescake…
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>>13239517
Shoo Eunoia.
Its my cheesecake.
If you have one, give it to me!
I'm in hungerrrrrr

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13239521
All the cheescakes are mine. All mind>>! You’ll have to bow down to me to get any!! Bleh
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>>13239526
You dare...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13239526
Any last words before I smash your skull Eunoia?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13239528
Lelelel
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>>13239552
Maybe I should...
Bites your tongue off*
Yea laugh however you want.
I ain't returning your voice back.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Saa saa, Eunoia.
The cheesecake are of my slaves.
To you who is a fake, will never know what they feel like being alive and eaten.

Their screams sooths my heart.
Their curses entertains me.
Their cries invigorates my soul.
Their silence staves off my curiousity.
Their hopelessness are my satisfaction.

Thinking... thinking, are you Eunoia.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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the world is comfortable right now

you need to show them the bread is fresh and the circus is fun

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Ever put your cock in one Xiao

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13239574
Xiao is dead!
Don't you see its Monday!?
>>13239572
Next month I'll perhaps share what my cheesecake look like. Its a waiting game... for now.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Times up.
SMASH!*
Blood splatter*
No one shall obtain the forgotten cheesecake but me.
Sayonara Eunoia.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13239796

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Until my lovely cheesecake arrives maybe I'll bump this to infinity............
Jodan, jodan, jodan dayo~
G'night & Thank You EsforestSmolTestosterone, I hate you all deep within my heart.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13236786
here!!!
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>>13240128
off model garbage.

*sip*

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13240128
I don't want to eat tonight.
You've forced me!
Eats you instead*
Delicious looking cake though!
>>13240132
Topkek.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13240132
you aren't even the real tea fren

*sip*
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>>13239574
Do not lewd the yaksha cheesecake.
It bites back and then taxes your soul on monday.
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M'ning my heart/lung hurts.
Something to do with my bone or something.
>>13240372
https://voca.ro/1dsb1OTJeMq5

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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If I wanted to torture a rude person I'd give them blue cheesecake. Atlast, my heart is too kind, other people would ignore or even kick their nuts. Such is the usual for the many~

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>13240372
Hey easy now we're only exploring the realms of possibility here

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13240738

the realms of possibility have been greatly expanded as of late.

there may even be a new calendar included.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Why does my bed have sand grains at times!!!
Its touching my skin!
Is it my legs or or something???
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>13240982
because ive been gooning in your bed
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>>13239619
rip
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>>13240988
dubs
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Croquembouche!
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Guys...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Not the cheesecake I want but its a given.
Smells like buscuit.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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And here I am resurrected.
It taste okay, less creamy and more buscuity and dry.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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I grabbed too many and now my stomach is going to cry tomorrow.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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https://voca.ro/1hnOZ4meB9ZJ

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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By the way I thought of a good, morning phrase.
Hehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehe.
I forgot what other part I wanted to say before this...

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13240987
Eehhhhh.....
Gooners this days have no class.
I'll burn your weewee and feed it to scurvy dogs.
Yer~!
>>13240991
That looks....
Unappetizing.
If its not dry but squishiliy creamy sure~

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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G'night & Thank You EsforestLoli, I hate you all deep within my heart.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!



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