Mario Bros 2 isn't a real Mario game, its actually called Doki Doki Panic
>>13239693WTF!?Your fortune: Bad Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-VXeZPv19w
>>13239693how is it a fake Mario game wehn there's a mario??are youtelling me that that mario is ...fake!?Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>13240425Apparently the Japs thought regular Mario 2 was too hardcore for whitey so they just superimposed a mario vector on top of the original main character. Should we thank the Japs for their consideration and compassion, or should we nuke them again for their unforgivable deception?
>>13240475let's nuke them for making a mario skinwalker, that's scary and probably not legalYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
I will never forgive the japanese
>>13240046EPICYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!