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Why be gay when you can be straight? I don't understand
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i like rubbing my clitty against another clitty
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women are scary and manipulative tbh, men just wanna fap with someone else's body
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be a gay virgin like Fez

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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reasons to consider:

bad experience with the opposite sex during puberty that would later contribute to the person not liking the opposite sex (examples: being molested, seeing a vagina in a negative light as a kid)

being ugly or incapable of communicating with the opposite sex leading to settling for same sex relationships
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>>13241608
it sounds like you're saying some people choose to be gay
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>>13241610
correct, some people do choose to be gay
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>>13241590
real

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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almost everyone is bi tbh
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>>13241620
this only applies to zoomers (statistics back this up)
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>>13241620
I'm a man and i don't think men are attractive, so I'm pretty sure I'm not bi
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>>13241641
to be fair he did say "almost"
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>>13241643
i know, i missed that part and now i feel like a jerk
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This guy isn’t fat, so why aren’t you all dating him hmmm?
https://youtu.be/FlrTKyGAGoI?is=jC9b0Q7dUyS-B0qS
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>>13241592
men are also terrible to date, especially when they're gaye
the true solution is to renounce all romantic attachment to other humans

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>>13241682
But love is so wonderful. Few things, if any, come close to the feeling of two people choosing each other
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>>13241684
you can make the same argument for injecting fentanyl to be entirely and completely desu senpai

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>>13241686
Drugs don't compare to the real thing, plus they will completely and utterly destroy you if you abuse them. Love is consistent and natural, plus you can combine it with drugs for an even better high if you're really that much of a junkie
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>>13241684
theres plenty but they are forbidden by the normality matrix to control our corpses

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13241588
as a big gay i used to think like this except the opposite. why would you idolize the physically weakest, least intelligent sex, girls are actually extremely lame when you think about it.
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>>13241767
>i used to think like this
What changed?
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>>13241768
actually i still think like this
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>>13241767
yeah i guess it all comes down to the fact that people have individual sexual preferences and what turns people on is pretty subjective or whatever
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>>13241688
good double
i've datered a number of people in my life that is greater than 4 and the initial rush was never worth what came after
however, i am profoundly mentally lel, so ymmv
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>>13241588
Could be for a variety of reasons:
- understands a woman, and either 1) can't find stability in self to handle a woman; 2) can't lead; or 3) just doesn't like the antics of a woman
- doesn't understand a woman and just likes 1) stability/leadership in a man; 2) more comfortable starting relations with men; or 3) just really likes gay buttsex

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13241588
grillers can be annoying its more fun to vibe with boysu
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>>13241862
cute boysus are functionally women tho
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>>13241588
why be one when you can be both?
Humanity is a candy store of options.
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Kill this man >>13241878
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Insane that someone would sign that
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>>13241881
Nothing makes me hornier than being killed. I guarantee you that in the microseconds it would take for the axe to penetrate my skull, my cum shall burst straight through my pants like an intervention wallbang, glazing you so deeply in thick fertile ejaculate that they'll have to call the fire department to cut you loose.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>13241894
name back on

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>13241901
who do you think i am?
im actually curious lol
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>>13241905
What's important is you know who you are.
and you posted my Annie pic
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>>13241911
i post a lot of things (dubs)
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>>13241911
they said the dubs were gonna be like the nubs making the 90s look like the sixties
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>>13241588
because racecar

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