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>>13242599>>13242600Dubs of floydMay he Fent in PeaceYour fortune: Average Luck
>>13242597A little while longer and i would've gotten a job. Thankfully there was an unemployment office nearby and they talked me out of it. Those hotlines save lives!!!Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>13242605what is this magic, anon-sama sensei? please teach me.
Did it work?Your fortune: Good Luck
wear were u wen 4chin is kill?i wuz sittn on da toilet takin a poobdad opens door>sun, 4chin is K1LL>wut 0______0>SUN, 4CH1N IS K1LLLLLLLLLLLLbut who wuz phone?Your fortune: Good Luck
>>13242673>>13242671LESBIANS HAVE SEX"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ヾ(≧▽≦*)oヾ(≧▽≦*)oヾ(≧▽≦*)oヾ(≧▽≦*)oYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>13242661maybe anon will teach you to read the news if you step back, people blush when you get all up in their face and start staring at them like that.Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>13242858WUUTTTT NO WAAAYYYYYYYYYYYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger