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Anonymous Archived
 No.13270347
 No.13270347 Archived
These are almost the exact same product, but some people are afraid of the word "diet" so they had to market it differently.
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rivarun
 No.13270376
 No.13270376
They use different sweeteners, not the same.
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Anonymous
 No.13270378
 No.13270378
one causes alzheimers and the other causes cancer
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Anonymous
 No.13270381
 No.13270381
>>13270376
they use the same sweetner, called aspartame
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rivarun
 No.13270386
 No.13270386
>>13270381
you act like that’s the sole sweetener. Now tell me why they taste vastly different
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Anonymous
 No.13270402
 No.13270402
dunno about the diet version but i tried dr. pepper for the first time in my life the other day and it literally tasted like medicine do americans really drink this shit
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Anonymous
 No.13270415
 No.13270415
>>13270386
they dont
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Anonymous
 No.13270426
 No.13270426
>>13270402
wait till u try american chocolate
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big if true
 No.13270986
 No.13270986


Your fortune: Good Luck
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愛
 No.13271159
 No.13271159
>Diet Dr Pepper is sweetened primarily with aspartame to maintain its classic light taste, whereas Dr Pepper Zero Sugar adds acesulfame potassium (Ace-K) to mimic regular Dr Pepper's original flavor profile more closely.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
 No.13271183
 No.13271183
>>13270402
things like dr. pepper and root beers are part of the American taste profile because root and botanical based drinks were the result of the American frontier and were thought of as medicinal and healing. They eventually became consumed for pleasure due to their prevalence.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13271213
 No.13271213
>>13271159
The difference is imperceptible, unless you're a whiny faggot, which most obese ameritards who continue to drink sugary coke are.
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Anonymous
 No.13271216
 No.13271216
>>13271213
why are you being rude

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13271230
 No.13271230
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>>13271216
because i am a piece of shit, fuck you, i hope i come off as rude
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Nodoka Manabe
 No.13271308
 No.13271308
>>13271183
>the American frontier
You mean from native Americans?
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Anonymous
 No.13271375
 No.13271375
>>13271308
the time period. yes from natives but mixed in with American settlers tastes at the time, combined with the survivalist mindset of traveling out west.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Nodoka Manabe
 No.13271389
 No.13271389
>>13271375
You know I'll give you that. I've been really curious about that time in history lately and as a native America myself I can say that the white man has his merits.
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Anonymous
 No.13271468
 No.13271468
>>13271389
it doesn't matter if you "give me that" it's not an opinion to be agreed with
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Anonymous
 No.13271790
 No.13271790
>>13270402
most american soda and dr pepper were made by pharmacist and sold as a subsections for beer, some of they were sold as medicine like pepsi had pepsin in, coca cola had cocaine in it, 7up had lithium dr pepper was the only got that popular with out any druges in it
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Anonymous
 No.13271793
 No.13271793
>>13270378
Oh, get real. We all know everything causes both of those.
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Anonymous
 No.13271805
 No.13271805
>>13270347
>These are almost the exact same product
Yeah, they're "almost the exact same product" as regular Dr. Pepper too, but they aren't, you fucking moron.
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Nodoka Manabe
 No.13271824
 No.13271824
>>13271468
No but it is a historical fact so the historiography could be questioned, which I won't or if good faith (a potentially fatal mistake with you)
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Nodoka Manabe
 No.13271828
 No.13271828
>>13271824
Out of*
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Anonymous
 No.13271838
 No.13271838
>>13271213
>The difference is imperceptible
Holy tastelet. Go back to stuffing your face with fast food.
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Anonymous
 No.13271869
 No.13271869
Marketing something by being free of something is kinda weird when you think about it. You could market zero sugar chicken or zero salt milk or say this chocolate contains no dogshit
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rivarun
 No.13271875
 No.13271875
>>13271213
Ur just high on a horse bc u get off on insinuating how you’re not a Le heckin philthy Amewican… don’t knock it until u try it but how else would u get ur kicks hm
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Anonymous
 No.13271885
 No.13271885
i only drink full sugar dr pepper because i am not fat
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Anonymous
 No.13271921
 No.13271921
>>13271885
you sound like a moron, i bet you're fat and think you're doctors lying
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Anonymous
 No.13271931
 No.13271931
>>13271885
It creeps up on you, you could gain only 1g of fat every day and not notice anything then you get to 40 and all of a sudden you're a fat bald piece of shit
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Anonymous
 No.13271946
 No.13271946
>>13271931
this won't happen because i don't consume more calories than i expend
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Anonymous
 No.13271952
 No.13271952
>>13270347
zero sugar uses newer, less-chemical tasting sweeteners and taste way closer to the original product, they're stuck selling both because fatties get very attached to a specific flavor and if they just discontinued diet and replaced it with zero sugar, they would lose those customers to a different brand or they'd stop buying soda altogether, they will not switch.
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Anonymous
 No.13272278
 No.13272278
>>13270347
the age old rivalry between brothers

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13272284
 No.13272284
>>13271885
This. Only fatties are coping by drinking sugar-free or diet pops instead of watching their diets or exercising.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
 No.13272393
 No.13272393
It's called Dr Pepper but it's not made or prescribed by a doctor?
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Anonymous
 No.13272397
 No.13272397
>>13271952
They taste exactly the same, can't believe you fall for the marketing what a sucker
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Anonymous
 No.13272874
 No.13272874
double the trouble

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Anonymous
 No.13272879
 No.13272879
>>13270378
obesity is carcinogenic
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Anonymous
 No.13273105
 No.13273105
>>13272879
trvke

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13273623
 No.13273623
>>13270347
where were you when the monarchy of Schweppes was overthrown by the twin Dr bros

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Anonymous
 No.13273829
 No.13273829
>>13272393
it was made by a dr a pharmacist Charles Alderton,
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Anonymous
 No.13274205
 No.13274205
>>13273829
big if true

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™
 No.13274220
 No.13274220
>>13270347
eu quero bem é que se fodam ...eu não tenho nada que estar no exílio
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Anonymous
 No.13274593
 No.13274593
you'll think dr pepper us related to doctr plunger?

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Anonymous
 No.13274675
 No.13274675
>>13270347
do they both give you cancer?
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Anonymous
 No.13274934
 No.13274934
>>13270347
>These are almost
HARD stop. ⦸

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. ⦸
 No.13275280
 No.13275280


Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13275486
 No.13275486
⦸

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13275863
 No.13275863
.... ⦸

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13276097
 No.13276097
>>13274205
pharmacists used to just put random syrup in carbonated water and call it medicine, we used to be a proper country
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Anonymous
 No.13276189
 No.13276189
>>13275280
outlook good but posting bad
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Anonymous
 No.13276193
 No.13276193
Try drinking water instead, Josh. :^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13276194
 No.13276194
>>13276193
i'm not going to do that, don't even say that
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Anonymous
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 No.13276209
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>>13270426
american chocolate is so fucking disgusting its unreal considering its just the standard #1 candy product everywhere. they put actual vomit in it because basic logistics was too hard all the fresh milk had to go to the national underground cheese cave

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
 No.13276383
 No.13276383
>>13276189
>>13276097
when did we ⦸ stop being based

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13276395
 No.13276395
>>13276209
it tastes delicious. the vomit gives it that "bite". when the vomit was first introduced, it was widely preferred by consumers. it's a great flavor profile.
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Anonymous
 No.13276449
 No.13276449
>>13276395
how many years did you spend lost in the cheese caverns with the cheese minotore before you came to this rational and organic belief

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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Anonymous
 No.13276462
 No.13276462
>>13276449
i just like the taste of hershey chocolate. i don't like euro chocolates, go away.
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Anonymous
 No.13276468
 No.13276468
>>13276462
keep sucking on those cheese popsicles

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13276482
 No.13276482
>>13276462
the entire world: euro and america

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13276666
 No.13276666
>>13276462
based

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
 No.13276920
 No.13276920
>>13276468
>keep sucking on those cheese popsicles
wdhmbt?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13277029
 No.13277029
>>13276482
aint nobody eating chinkolate LMAO
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Anonymous
 No.13277428
 No.13277428
>>13270347
double trouble

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13277763
 No.13277763
>>13270347
double tha trouble

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13277765
 No.13277765
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>>13276666
evil quads
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furfagmaster
 No.13277787
 No.13277787
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I drink soda like.... 4-5 times a year

Sparkling mineral water is where it's at, nigga!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13278141
 No.13278141
>>13277765
>evil quads
no such thing

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Dr. Pepper
 No.13278315
 No.13278315


Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13278619
 No.13278619
>>13278315
>>13278141
>>2 same fortune shadows (rarer than gold)

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Anonymous
 No.13278870
 No.13278870
>>13278619
>>13278315
>>13278141
>>3 same fortune (rarer than m0t)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Splarge
 No.13278875
 No.13278875
>>13270402
dr pepper genuinely just tastes like diluted coke it was very disappointing when i tried it for the first time
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Anonymous
 No.13278881
 No.13278881
diet sodas make you fatter + more sick

idk why they arent banned yet, probably some shady shit going on
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Anonymuos
 No.13278919
 No.13278919
>>13270347
Dr Bepis

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
 No.13278921
 No.13278921
>>13278881
wrong retard
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Dr. Pepper
 No.13279170
 No.13279170


Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
 No.13279187
 No.13279187
>>13278921
i pissed off a big soda worker
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Anonymous
 No.13279344
 No.13279344
>>13279187
>muh heckin category error
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