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Late one lazy weekday,
To Lidl I did go.
The night had already fallen.
The streetlights, all aglow.

Fun fact about Lidl:
From seven o' clock,
The bakery is cheaper,
Though sometimes out of stock.

When I checked that evening,
My go-to treats were gone.
But on the bottom shelf,
There was a certain one.

A simple looking biscuit
I wouldn't normally buy
But it's so cheap and there's not much else
So I guess I'll try

This is not a crunchy biscuit!
It's a crumbly shortbread cake!
With jam, icing, and squishy thing
A sweet choice I did make

Oh snacken stacken biscuit
You are my tasty treat
I'll be sure to buy lots more
The next time we meet
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freeway cola is the best, i bought the shoes and a LIDL shirt btw
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>>13278838
Don't make fun!!!!
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>>13278844
I swear i bought them they were only 8€ c:
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if you are lucky they arrive today
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>>13278867
Oh I see
I have those shoes too and I also buy freeway cola, but my Lidl does not do deliveries
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>>13278832
Good ass poem

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>13278873
good what?
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>>13278872
never saw the shoes in the LIDL itself thats why i ordered them from their website thanks for letting me know that they exist
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>>13278876
Ass.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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LIDL gang gang
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LIDL!!!1!!!!! LMAO!!!! ROFL

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>13278832
aldi is superior fag
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>>13279055
bwahahah ALDI peasant
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>>13278832
>>13278832
L I D L
I
D
L

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>13279055
>>13279066
>>13279388
back to back to back dubs woaw

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>13279460
thanks for the check



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