JB: Kage.KG: Yeah?JB: Let's go to the drive-thru.KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.*vroom noise*EMPLOYEE: May I help you?JB: Yeah, um, uh...EMP: Can I have your order?JB: Yeah, hold on a second I'm looking at the menu.EMP: Okay.JB: Ah...EMP: Would you like to buy some curly fries?JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything. I'll, I'll tell you want I want.EMP: Okay.JB: Um... okay... you know how you got the six-piece nuggets?EMP: Yes, six-piece chicken nuggets.JB: Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? I'm trying to...EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them?JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wanting a four nugget thing, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.EMP: It comes in six or twelve piece.JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets.EMP: Alright, four six-piece nuggets.JB: And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee. A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, I'm tryin' to watch my figure.EMP: Western Bacon Cheeseburger.JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee.EMP: Would you like that with onions?JB: No onions. Um...EMP: Okay, Junior Bacon Cheeseburger, twelve-piece chicken nuggets.JB: And um I'm gonna go with a Filet of Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish.EMP: Filet o' Fish.JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke, 'cause' I'm trying to watch my figure. Tryin' to lose some of the weight.EMP: You want half, half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke?JB: Um... and a SMALL, a SMALL chocolate shake. Because I'm trying to watch my figure. Not a large, a small.EMP: It comes in medium-small or medium-large. Small chocolate shake.JB: Um, also a small seasoned curlies. SMALL seasoned curlies.EMP: Okay I got small seasoned curlies, Western Bacon Cheeseburger...JB: Okay um... fuck my ass, what else. Give me uh... alright Cherries Jubilee and that's it.
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the classic parable of the fox and the chicken sandwich
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