What goes on in the call room stays in the call room
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>>16967975You need a dentist, I would get my knees capped by a periodontist's golf clubs if I answered
Hello, admit the patient
>>16968151>redheadPatient definitely fucks the Nazi lady
I have a day full of exams tomorrow that decide if I get into medical school or not. I have never been this anxious in my life
>>16968192Good luck, now go away and come back when you're in
>>16968192GOOD LUCK NIGGA I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>16968192good luck friend :)
I have some neck vein distension and it originates from the neck up to the ears. I have objective tinnitus or ear sounds but only 20 times a minute-ish. I have fullness of the ears and dry eyes.The most problematic symptom I have that is that I can't sit or stand upright for long without chest pain getting worse.This is not a test I need some treatment right now...
>>16967975Rinse it out with some salt water and it'll probably be fine.
>>16968456>>16968514>>16968571thank you anons i absolutely crushed the exams and i will be starting medical school this summer.
My whole fucking class is on "ADHD" "meds". Fucking junkies. But here I am drinking copious cups of coffee and eating zyns, but IM THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM?! Should I just get on the amphetamine train like everyone else? Anyone can get le heckin ADHD diagnosis these days. My fuck. I'm not sure what happened to the curriculum but even young grads are saying that our current workload is higher than what they had 5-10 years ago. The content isn't hard either, but my fuck the volume is h i g h. Even Anki-ing for up to 600qd is just keeping me at pace for content.
>>16969103Did you get a conditional acceptance?
>>16969105just a normal acceptance
>>16969107Why were you worried about getting good marks on the exam then? Med school is «minimal effort club» you dork. Just get by. Learning extra punishes you on exams. Go hard in Y3/4 and especially residency for the pedantic shit.
>>16969108I am just finishing an SMP program with a strong linkage and automatic acceptance if you keep above a certain GPA.
>>16969109Man. This American culture shit is crazy. Medical school isn't even that difficult. Actually, the masters/PhD people don't "get" medicine because they're trying to master irrelevant pathways in hyperfocused detail. I've met some simple people who have been crushing exams and the dorks have been failing them. You only need a 110-115IQ to do medicine lmao. These fucking hoops are insane. I-i mean... Medicine is hard desu! Be glad you're joining the ranks of HIGH SOCIETY. You better be a good student, iron press your white coat and watch THE PITT™®©. I fucking hate this culture and gatekeeping, but at the same time the gatekeeping is necessary somewhat. I'd hate to have a wide-open lottery, or have a diluted perfession. I just wish people would be less interested in medicine. Most people shouldn't even be in university. THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP INSTEAD
>>16969104Yeah, the widespread use of Adderall meds is wild. If someone is diagnosed with ADHD as an adult and they made it all to medical school, it's unlikely they actually have ADHD.
>>16969148And as an aside, it's awful that so many medical students have a Type A personality; they will do whatever is necessary to increase their scores. It explains why a 250 Step 2 score is no longer impressive (it's the 47th percentile now).
>>16969115>only need 110-115iq to do medicineidk about that. i've seen a lot of female doctors...
>>16969104Just watched an M1 who I had this exact same conversation with crash out over about a month of marathoning his tele-NP 40mg/day adderall prescription and failing an entire block despite staying up for days at a time making thousands of cards. The entire time he was certain he was crushing it. Take that as you will
>>16969115>perfessionbrown non-/med/ hands typed this post
>>16969273I'm brown and /med/ so it cancels out and I spell everything correctly
Crazy how I can get 80th percentile on step 2 but still can't talk to a girlWhat's the point
>>16969295you spell like a nigger who dropped out of high schoolyour Caribbean degree will never make you /med/
>>16969297i wonder this too often. why am i sacrificing so much for society just to continue being a rizzless incel chud.
>>16969297>>16969325You guys will get girls when you get your money up. Especially you, 80th percentile guy. You will match into a competitive speciality and BRING IN THE BIG BUCKS.
>>16969334thats such bs though and you know it. or once i get a lot of money then yeah all the 30-40 yo women who didn't give me the time of day in hs, undergrad, or medical school will want me then and ill say fuck off
>>16969335Yeah obviously you're not gonna roll up with attending check in hand and "beat it chick!" your way into epic ownage. If you're looking to milestone and achievement your way into having people who you don't mesh with overlook the things they don't like about you you're going to grind yourself into suicide.What are you looking for in a woman? An equal? A best friend?
>>16969338i dont even want a woman anymore because im just an anxious wreck
>>16969334I'm going into anesthesia, trying to match in new york>>16969339Picrel
>>16969378all women will do to you is distract you from what matters, report you for antisemitism to your school/hospital, and divorce you and take all your money
>>16969379Stop negging me, niggaI need a bad bitch in my life
Hypothetically, if you had to kill yourself and you didn't have access to opioids, how would you do it ?i was reading about japanese people making and breathing concentrated hydrogen sulfide in the early 2000's and it got me thinking.
>>16969393We nuh wife bad gyal...we pass dem for di team bro
