Scientifically speaking, according to Einstein's law for centrifrigual force, which is more painful: When a woman gives birth or when I take a massive legendary shit in the toilet and blood pours out of my ass like Niagra Falls? Peer Reviewed Scholarly Articles only please. Lol.
In space, op's hemorroides would still pour out blood. If gravity was against his ass then shit would still spill out of their mouth. It's a catch 22 situation.
>>16980351>When a woman gives birthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR5JYJ52wjo