One person has had the smelliest fart any human has ever had, and never knew it
No, this is incongruent with human psychology. Many people must have gone to their graves foolishly believing they had the smelliest fart any human has ever had, but only one of them was right (until a new recordbreaker comes into being.)
I ate 200g of protein today. I had the smelliest fart in human history that did not leave skid marks.
One time I farted and it was so stinky that I vomitted and passed out after having a seizure. This could be a contender for the world's smelliest fart, but some people find the smell of shit appealing, so I'm not sure what's an objective metric for stank.
>>16982054are you being serious?
Egg farts have the potential to be the smelliest by far. But why go for smelly when you can go for firepower? Beans, I believe, have the potential to output large quantities of methane after digestion. Combined with a source of flame, the average man becomes a siege weapon, or at least a crowd control weapon.
>>16982071Why wouldn't I be?
On the last day of my freshman year of high school, I let out a silent fart that left people gagging several feet away from me. It was outside in the field and was immediately able to be traced back to me with how pungent it was and how it lingered with a near impossible effect. I have no idea what I ate to produce such a powerful stank and have never been able to recreate it since. It was as if everyone within a 20 ft radius collectively stuck their head in a septic tank
Why are extremely smelly farts so satisfying to unleash?
Dogs should be used as judges, or at least a threshold for fart nastiness. Generally they will sniff them with perfectly normal, canine curiosity. Free of judgement.But I also managed to unleash one once that caused my dog to leave the room in disgust.
>>16982074i don't get why normies always point to methane whenever discussing braps. it should be obvious that co2 would be far more prevalent considering that is what the bacteria in your gut produce
>>16982039I would reckon that dead people's farts would be way smellier than any living person's fart, so of course they don't know because they were dead when it happened.
>>16982172William the Conqueror's burial
>>16982039I liie the way you think, OP>he knew
>>16982082made the dog leave/10
>>16982226Beeeiirrrrrfh
>>16982079They aren’t. You’re just sick in the head.
plebs can't evenhow to BRAPmax, we had some light in the thread>beans for mass gass>eggs for rotten-core>bread and peanuts for also stink+mass>I've heard of melted cheese + cold beer
My farts smell of Eggnog
>>16982376we need the chemists and doctors to give insight
>>16982039What if the stinkiest fart that will ever be farted by a human in the universe is yet to be farted?
>>16982364They absolutely are. It's like evil ghosts finally leaving through your butt. The smellier the fart, the eviler the ghost.Also debloating always feels good you're crazy.
>>16982636Yeah. You are sick.
>>16982636There is a point where odor becomes medically concerning.
>>16982376how do we cook the stinkiest BRAP /sci/?
>>16984099Like this guy >>16982054 ?
>>16982376Remove the bread it will just increase the likelyhood of big fart turning into a messy shit.Instead add oats and banana, you want that stool to be hard.Then remove the cheese and add whey protein instead. Around 200g.Enjoy stinky megabraps
>>16984532if I wasn't on a diet I'd try this, but I'd also be cared I got troll'd into cocke-menthos situation by 4chins
>>16984532ok so we got:>beans for mass gass>eggs for rotten-core>oats and banana and peanuts for also stink+mass>I've heard of why protein (200g) + cold beeranyone brave enough to try the BRAPreipe?
Taking a piss is a special move: a push/release.
>>16984532>Remove the bread it will just increase the likelyhood of big fart turning into a messy shityou should eat more fruit and greens me thinks, I often feast on bread and never have that problem
But the people around him definitely knew it
>>16984812If you fart and poo. It normal.
