>studying to be a zoologist>wait-- what is the jesus fuck is THAT
zog succesfully substitute the government
>nature is terrifyingyou just figured that out?for me, it's anglerfish. the females are like x1000 the size of males. males bite into lady anglerfish ass and their heads dissolve/fuse into the ass, leaving only a dangling pair of testes to be used when convenient.
>>16997303>the new tongue is even better than the original, everybody says sohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gujPXF1WLKI&ra=m
>>16997293Wait till you see the footage. Several parasites, most notably trematode flatworms like Euhaplorchis californiensis and Diplostomum spathaceum, control fish behavior to ensure they are eaten by birds. These parasites manipulate fish to engage in risky behaviors—such as jumping, flashing, or swimming near the surface—making them easy prey for birds, which act as the final host for parasite reproduction.
>>16997293You ain't seen nothin' yet.>The female Sacculina larva finds a crab and walks on it until she finds a joint. She then molts into a form called a kentrogon, which then injects her soft body into the crab while her shell falls off. The Sacculina grows in the crab, emerging as a sac, known as an externa, on the underside of the crab's rear thorax, where the crab's eggs would be incubated. Parasitic Sacculina destroy a crab's genitalia, rendering the crab permanently infertile
>>16997293Wait till they learn how to integrate into our heads.
>>16997342The female parasite would draw blood from the male human's genitals. When it's fallen off or is a stump, they would attach to it and become a femboy?
>>16997339chad parasite induced risk taker fishvsboring risk-avoiding virgin fish
>>16997293Why the fuck do people still insist on making AI slop for these posts when pictures of the real thing are so easier to find. The real thing is also much creepier in this case
>>16997293How did you not know about this already
>>16997356Sorry, I was busy having sex in high school. I'm new to this nerd shi
>>16997382I don’t care how much you fucked the couch cushions. That is no excuse to neglect your studies anon
Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldihttps://www.wired.com/2015/08/absurd-creature-of-the-week-hippo-butt-leech-placobdelloides-jaegerskioeldi/
>>16997307That's the final form of all male-female dynamicsHumans will become that in the future as well
>>16997293God's creativity knows no bounds