How do i fracture an asshole beyond repair?There's this guy at my workplace, i always put laxative in his coffee and the diarrha is driving him madBut how could i make his anus fall out of his body?
>>17002861Here is the thing about these pranks, if this guy just assumes that he's sick for a random reason, and then doesn't do any change to his habits about it. Like he drinks the coffee, shits a lot, goes to work, then shits a few more times and he's not hydrating, he could suffer serious internal damage from the dehydration and not know it. When they discover by reviewing the cameras that you've been poisoning his drinks then you'll be responsible for up to $500,000 of medical damages. And these will be applied in a criminal case so if you can't pay they will put you in jail, it happened to a guy in the UK
>>17002861Looks like you are the asshole chud
>>17002861Offer to go to the gym with him encourage him to lift a prolapse inducing amount
>>17002861Drugging people without their knowledge is fucked in the extreme
