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What is the science behind being a wizard?
FYYYYYYREBALLLLLL
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>>17008263
You got to make friends with plasma first, but it's pretty difficult because wizards are notoriously socially stunted
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>>17008263
Life is about orb. Its all about chasing the orb. From the moment you opened your eyes and mind. The orb is always the one you seek. The orb in you, the orb in other. The orb in trees. The orb in cars. The orb in the sun. The orb of the universe. The orb of language. The orb of math.

Life is about chasing the orb. And our inability to understand that there are no orbs
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>>17008263
I notice a lot of people accidentally cast fireball in their kitchen when deep frying.
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>>17008263
Is it fire? Then it’s physics. A wizard is a physicist. A fireball isn’t not fire. Casting a spell isn’t not a science, if a kind, even if it’s wibbly wobbly woo, or practically alive. There’s still something there.
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I would think the laws of physics in those universes are fundamentally different. There are extra forces or fields, say, that biological life has learned to interact with. Or, they're simulated by a higher order universe, which can then modify the rules or world state as it wants.
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Magic not real
If you want to cast fireball you need a firearm
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>>17008263
If magic were real then it would be interesting to show how entropy is balaced out to make it possible. If you wanted to cast fireball then all the local interactions to make that happen need local offsets to make those likely to happen in the first place, but the offsets must have to do with stuff that doesnt affect the fireball forming.
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>>17010893
You flush the entropy down the astral toilet. Astral jannies love entropy.
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>>17010893
There is no if. Magic is real.
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>>17008284
i have friends
they just go to another website...

>>17008263
energy is conscious
wizards learn the words needed to speak to energy
energy isn't stupid so it wont listen to just anyone that speaks
so wizards try to befriend energy
it doesn't work
wizard is not part of the family of energy, it knows all the words and names, but energy doesn't know wizard
the science behind being a wizard is the science of getting closer to that energy.

now replace energy with spirit/s or God

and there you go, you can get a little energy/power through lesser spirits, but watch out, there are many who take pleasure in destroying mankind
or you can go to God, but as a servant, you'll be extremely limited.
then there's the super secret, never ever revealed top secret way, that no one ever told you because it unlocks all the power.
you can become a son of God

obviously, if you could do that then when you speak to that energy, it will know you as a father knows the son, and will listen

if only there was a way.....

>>17012433
magic = wisdom
the supernatural "magic", is wisdom which deals with that which is beyond the natural perception and domain of man
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why are u all LARPing a wizards now? maximum disgust
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>>17008263
Technology is magic.
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>>17010893
It just means causality has an intelligence to it. If evolution results in big boobed red headed mermaids like in Disney, then, well… that’s VERY suspicious… since you would never expect causal/entropic principles to lead up to something overly convenient like that. Nature as we know it would produce fat blubbery hairless deep sea mutants, not big boobed red headed Ariels, to justify their existence at all.
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Bump
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>>17014074
Mad scientists are already indistinguishable from stereotypical wizards in method
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>>17008263
Protip:

What makes you even more deluded, thinking this world is real, is magic.

What makes you wake up from the dream, realizing this world is but an illusion, is a miracle.

If someone use words, like Hitler did, to make this world appear real, then this person is casting a spell.



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