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Anonymous
Bidet 07/02/26(Thu)03:47:20 No.17009533

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Bidet Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)03:47:20 No.17009533

Is it more eco friendly and better for your rectal tissue to use a bidet? Traditional toilet paper is a waste of resources; further, it causes irritation on my anus.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)03:58:53 No.17009537

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)03:58:53 No.17009537

you are actually supposed to use the bidet after toilet paper unless you want to go full indian with poop on your fingers
buy better toilet paper

Cult of Passion
07/02/26(Thu)04:15:44 No.17009542

Cult of Passion 07/02/26(Thu)04:15:44 No.17009542

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>>17009533
Just take a shower you fecal covered Europeen.
>I like to spread it around my body while tickling my anus.
Peak Europe moment...are you German by chance?

Dave
07/02/26(Thu)12:30:06 No.17009725

Dave 07/02/26(Thu)12:30:06 No.17009725

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When I see a bidet I just piss in it

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)12:46:29 No.17009737

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)12:46:29 No.17009737

>>17009533
>Is it more eco friendly
I dont give a shit
I burn as much carbon as possible, total carbon supremacy

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)12:47:31 No.17009738

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)12:47:31 No.17009738

>>17009533
When i see a bidet i take a shit in it.

Anonymous
07/02/26(Thu)13:06:20 No.17009745

Anonymous 07/02/26(Thu)13:06:20 No.17009745

>>17009725
>>17009738
american tourists
the only thing worse than indians

Anonymous
07/07/26(Tue)08:47:32 No.17012126

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)08:47:32 No.17012126

Yes

Anonymous
07/07/26(Tue)10:23:06 No.17012223

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)10:23:06 No.17012223

>>17009533
Biden bidet

Anonymous
07/07/26(Tue)11:07:22 No.17012258

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)11:07:22 No.17012258

>>17009533
Biden

Anonymous
07/10/26(Fri)21:36:35 No.17014552

Anonymous 07/10/26(Fri)21:36:35 No.17014552

>>17009533
if your diet is tuned correctly and you get the right amount/kind of fiber, you barely even need to wipe

Anonymous
07/16/26(Thu)10:03:34 No.17017665

Anonymous 07/16/26(Thu)10:03:34 No.17017665

Yes

Anonymous
07/17/26(Fri)11:36:06 No.17018666

Anonymous 07/17/26(Fri)11:36:06 No.17018666

>>17009533
If you "need" either, you need to fix your diet, there should be a single one square courtesy wipe. Spraying cold water on your butthole doesn't really clean any more than simply having a clean shit; it's not going to kill bacteria and likely just create a fine aerosol of shit not that there should be any noticeable remnants

Anonymous
07/19/26(Sun)22:38:26 No.17020311

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:38:26 No.17020311

>>17009537
You can use it after you poop than you dry your bum with a tissue

Anonymous
07/25/26(Sat)22:46:59 No.17025466

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)22:46:59 No.17025466

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Gentlemen, gentlemen - there's a solution you're not seeing here.

Anonymous
07/28/26(Tue)19:50:03 No.17027404

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)19:50:03 No.17027404

>>17009533
“They” want you to take fluoride up the ass.

Anonymous
07/28/26(Tue)20:01:04 No.17027416

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)20:01:04 No.17027416

i wipe my ass then wash my ass in the sink with soap. I only tolerate total sanitation when it comes to shit on me.

Anonymous
08/01/26(Sat)11:08:22 No.17029435

Anonymous 08/01/26(Sat)11:08:22 No.17029435

>>17009533
Was this supposed to be a bait thread?

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)21:55:43 No.17030572

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)21:55:43 No.17030572

>>17009533
There's little reason to own a traditional bidet, you just need something to shoot water on your bum. Usually I prefer to soak the toilet paper in water or use wet wipes to remove most of the poop, then I hop in the shower.

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)22:24:22 No.17030579

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)22:24:22 No.17030579

I have a jew landlord living in a sub human condition with a share toilet. I'm so out raged by the patheticness I piss in the sink.

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)22:27:44 No.17030580

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)22:27:44 No.17030580

>>17009533
>further, it causes irritation on my anus
You're either incredibly unhealthy and weak or buying dogshit TP. Either way you're profoundly idiotic.

Anonymous
08/02/26(Sun)22:59:59 No.17030583

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)22:59:59 No.17030583

>>17009533
>use a bidet
I like how the water jet sprays my fecal matter all over

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