>take a super long, hard, big poop>look at the toilet>nothing there>go to wipe>nothing thereWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
Science cannot explain this.
>>17009937Being a shitentist sucks when you can't do shit
>>17009937A theoretical toilet monster consumed your poop and wiped your ass. What a bro.
slick scientists make them slide right into the pipes without water wastage.
>>17009937Probably broken vessels in the brain damaging surrounding brain tissue and therefore leading to malfunction. Anon, you are a dead man walking.