>be batsman>have strike rate>therefore have measurable IQAnon's Last Theorem (Boltzmann form):[eqn] \mathrm{IQ} = -k \ln\left(\frac{\mathrm{SR}}{100}\right), \qquad k \approx 185 [/eqn]where [math]k[/math] is the Cook constant, empirically calibrated against the smartest man in cricket.Selected evaluations:[eqn] \mathrm{SR}=0 : \quad \mathrm{IQ} = \lim_{\mathrm{SR}\to 0^{+}} -k\ln\frac{\mathrm{SR}}{100} = +\infty \quad \text{(Pujara's Limit; nirvana)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=21.4 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx 285 \quad \text{(Chris Martin; misunderstood genius)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=42.5 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx 158 \quad \text{(Dravid; The Wall clears Mensa)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=47.0 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx 140 \quad \text{(Cook; calibration point of } k \text{)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=82.2 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx 36 \quad \text{(Sehwag; see ball, hit ball, forget ball)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=88 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx 24 \quad \text{(Brook; clinically Bazballed)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=100 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}=0 \quad \text{(brain death occurs at run-a-ball)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=150 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx -75 \quad \text{(IQ debt; thinking owed to the ECB)} [/eqn][eqn] \mathrm{SR}=200 : \quad \mathrm{IQ}\approx -128 \quad \text{(signed 8-bit underflow; batsman reboots)} [/eqn]Corollary: there exist no integers [math]n>2[/math] such that [math]\mathrm{SR}^n + \m
Corollary: there exist no integers [math]n \gt 2[/math] such that [math]\mathrm{SR}^n + \mathrm{IQ}^n = \mathrm{Bazball}^n[/math].Proof is trivial and left as an exercise. The margin of this scorecard is too small to contain it.
>>17016226The eye test revealed Martin's genius well before the evidence was substantial enough to prove it through Anon' Last Theorem
>>17016243The eye test was merely a strong prior. Anon’s Last Theorem provided the likelihood. Posterior: Martin is the greatest mind since von Neumann, and his average of 2.36 is simply the cost of thinking at that level.
