Never bet against Elon - editionprevious >>17027545
this thread is an EDS-tranny free zone
there's nothing going on
When will Elon captain a flight? Even Mrs. Trudeau has logged more hours in orbit.
SpaceX earnings deck and call on Tuesday after market close
>>17029953>more hours in orbit.uhyou might need to look up the definition of orbit
>>17029954what can we expect?
>>17029957bottom signal
>>17029957could be some tidbits about timeline expectations but mostly boring (to most people here I would guess) financial stuff
>>17029958we can always go lower
>>17029948All I know is that the Q&A section will be shit. "investors" have flooded the questionnaire to promote their crypto, and aren't allowing good questions to get through.https://questiontime.ir.spacex.com/e/spacex-q2-2026-earnings-q-a
>>17029961meant for >>17029957
>>17029953only when mars colonization will be in full effect so he can retire on marsso never because he will die well before any that happens
13th for inserting my fully extended probe into the lunar module's virgin drogue
>>17029961>Elon, can you sign my t-shirt?>How are we gonna poop on Mars?>Can you suck my dick?War, war never changes...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPblvFBnEDk
>>17029969Risking a ban, this is a blue board
>>17029972>How are we gonna poop on Mars?Out the ass
>>17029974how did the astronauts fit through that tiny meetal tube?
>>17029977NASA exclusively recruited 6mm tall men to serve in the Apollo program, it is only forced perspective shots which make them appear normal size on camera.
why is flight 14 called ORD-1?
>>17029957>>17029954if tesla is any predictorforward looking statements that predict unimaginable progress in 3-5 yearsthink the equivalent to>completely self driving across the us by 2023>1 sec 0-60 roadster with RCS thrusters>cybertruck battery extender
>>17029985so...>2027 - orbital data centers>2028 - starships on mars>2029 - spacex moon base starts construction
ultimate goycattle thread. it's time to stop believing in fairytales.
Hey /sfg/![math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math]How to make spaceflight more inclusive? [math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F469}[/math] [math]\unicode{x1F9D5}[/math] [math]\unicode{x267F}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F308}[/math]
Cancel Starship.
>>17030017>look at me I'm le trollingno matter how "inclusive" it will get, YOU will never go to space, incel :)
>>17030020[math]\unicode{x1F36A}[/math]
>>17029987>ur goycattle for not believing in my flatbrained fanfics!!!!Lol
>>17029869Fucking retard. There is a population of people in the Andes that have evolved a resistance to arsenic.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3553455/
>>17029986Exactly
>>17030037Yes okAre there people who have evolved blubber or hibernation?No?
WTF
>>17030090I'm going to assume the law and the framing of the law is maximally disingenuous and fucks normal people over in the name of protecting the children, while doing nothing to protect the children.
>>17030090its not even child porn. it was never child porn. making joke videos of teens getting hit by a jar of mayo is not cp. but the EDS is so strong that they keep pushing the narrative.
Anyone wrong with loving the Orange Rocket?
it's funny how no matter how hard you piss and shit yourself about geniuses doing genius things you will never go to space
I broke the NPC lol
>>17030116yeah the EDS sperg is mindbroken alright
you will never go to space
>>17029953He said he'd do it after he's no longer the single point of failure. Otherwise it's just bad engineering.
>>17029961Damn, I thought analyst questions were pre-screened. Even at much smaller companies I haven't heard a QA that goes long enough to get to random questions from random assholes.
>>17029987>ignore the evidence of your senses!>it's of no consequence that SpaceX has exceeded the present launch capacity of the rest of the world, but built a constellation that is bigger than the rest of the world combined, and has a credible path to launching more mass than the present historical global total every year>what's important is that you believe the party's narrative>we need to import more illegal aliens, and fastkill yourself immediately
>>17030119The Earth is conveniently located in space and I live there :D
>>17030017>>17030032>emoji on 4chan.Seriously I didn't even know this was possible.
>>17030123They aren't going to answer the retarded questions
>>17030129newfag
>>17030129[math]\unicode{x2728}[/math][math]\unicode{x2728}[/math][math]\unicode{x2728}[/math]The world is full of wonders![math]\unicode{x1F92F}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F92F}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F92F}[/math]
>>17030129
>>17030143>grok look at this picture and give me skull emoji in same code to copy and past[math]\unicode{x1F480}[/math]
spaceflight?
When flight 14? [math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math]
>>17030150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhmYmdBg3bk>Flight 14 could arrive as early as late August
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFJXaRmrCs
I wonder if the limiting factor might be Raptor 3 production soon? if they don't start catching the booster soonapparently the highest serial number for Raptor 3 that has been spotted is 201
>>17030173and the highest serial number that was destroyed is R184
>>17030128>the earth is a heckin starshipnot beating the reddit allegations
>>17029948The most punchable face in the world, I hate this POS so much.
>>17030175You should be beaten to death with hammers
>>17030183Why
>>17030184>sanest redditor spacecel
Space hammers
>>17030198I was at the smithsonian for the 4th of july and saw a bunch of cool apollo tools they had on display. I love the utilitarianism of it all.
https://www.nola.com/news/business/spacex-planning-spaceport-in-coastal-southwest-louisiana/article_01510d48-5f43-4381-aff9-6294b4d9d04c.html>According to a source with firsthand knowledge of the agreement who was not at liberty to speak publicly, the settlement will involve SpaceX receiving control of the land, some 130,000 acres in all, whether through a sale, long-term lease or other type of arrangement.>The deal, which is expected to be announced this month by Gov. Jeff Landry, will be the latest economic development coup for an administration that has attracted deals of unprecedented size and scale to the state, including one of the world’s largest AI data centers, some of its largest LNG export terminals and a major new steel mill.>Then, in June, Landry announced a settlement of the coastal suits. Under the agreement, a notice of which has been filed in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Louisiana, ExxonMobil is expected to turn over to the state land it has owned in Vermilion Parish since the 1950s and leased out for recreational hunting and fishing.>The terms have not been made public, as with the other coastal settlements.>SpaceX will then take control of the site, according to the source familiar with the deal, which is expected to include provisions for coastal restoration and protection.
>>17030258>Last week, the FAA proposed sweeping rule changes that would allow aerospace companies seeking to launch rockets to bypass more than a dozen environmental protection laws. The changes, experts say, would help pave the way for the SpaceX deal in Louisiana.>The proposal filed Thursday by the FAA would waive 13 laws governing commercial rocket launch and reentry licenses, effectively doing away with protections under the National Environmental Policy Act, Endangered Species Act, Clean Water Act, Clean Air Act and the National Historic Preservation Act, as well as coastal and marine mammal protections.>If implemented, the changes, which do not require congressional approval, would enable SpaceX to build launch pads and blast its reusable Starship rockets into orbit without having to undergo the kind of environmental reviews and scrutiny it has faced at its Boca Chica launch site in south Texas.
spehs
Plovers your days are numbered
>>17030263why do they only fill the right two thirds of the kerosene tanks?
>>17030017You can't, spaceflight is irredeemable
>>17030269lol where is this from? and I thought these people wanted whites to stop existing anyway
>>17030143[math]\unicode{x130BA}[/math]testing
>>17030291if even you found it anyone can
>>17030291why are you even here
>>17029948>>17029951>>17029953space is not only fake, it's gay
>>17030291go back to plebbit, /g/, or whatever shithole you came from
Timmy recovery status? Oh... I mean Ship 40.
Wow I never realized SH was so small!
>>17030351one cubic decimeter, thanks Dr. Zubrin
>>17030320Pls leave fag
>>17030320ywnbaw
>>17030369ywngts
>>17030374No one here wants to go to saturn, retard
When will the following cost 100k Dollars or less for humans? Inflation adjusted of course.>Going to LEO and back>Going to the Moon and back>Going to Mars>Going to Mars and back>Going to a moon of Saturn and back>Going to a planet of Alpha Centauri
>>17030378None of those in our lifetimes
>>17030258>LNG terminals, steel factory, AI data centerthat's not what i was expecting from the new site
>>17030378>optimistically 2050s, pessimistically never>never>never>never>never>never
>>17030285what has /sci/ence done?!
>>17030378all of these in my lifetime
>>170303782 weeks
>>17030378it took decades for air travel to be cheap enough for the poors to afford it. we might be looking at decades or 100+ years for spaceflight.
>>17030389Are you mentally retarded or something
>>17030390its over anon. none of us are going to space.
>>17030375I kinda wanna go to saturn
>>17030285excellent work>>17030269no, like it or not, the kind of white people that will go to the moon and mars will bring asian people alongthe other races might not make it, though
>>17030389>>17030390>>17030392we (Americans) went from inventing powered heavier than air flight to walking around on the moon in less than 7 decadeswe (Americans) went from inventing the stored program computer to having ubiquitous AGI in about 8 decadesif you live long enough you're going to see some real shit
>>17030408most of us are in our 40s
>>17030410you don't have to tell me
>>17030258https://x.com/SERobinsonJr/status/2083988612841132117https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPjmZXI4kNg
>>17030408Is the AGI in the room with us right now?
>>17030413>rehashing old content that everyone knows about, trying to play it off as new info just so you can try and squeeze $0.01 out of twitter buxgrim
>/sfg/ discovers unicode in 2026/sci/ - Science & Math
is this a buy signal?
>>17030414>Is the AGI in the room with us right now?I mean, I'm reading your comment right now, aren't I?
>>17030419>baby asteroid mascotwtf is this? one of those crypto scams that were mentioned?
>>17030422A girl with cancer designed a zero g indicator, for the Polaris Dawn mission. She died, but her dying wish was for it to become the mascot for SpaceX, and Elon fulfilled it, as a tribute.Browns have turned it into crypto and are trying to pump it, I guess.
>>17030429>>17030430actually sad in two ways
>>17029953i still cant believe he married katy perry
Imagine if there is no afterlife and her existence is really completely over forever and her last thoughts were about herself not talking the call of Elon and hating herself for that.
the louisiana site wont be a company town, it'll be a company city. but will there be pussy there unlike the sausage fest that is starbase?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i0hpJ0Hqj4i guess the last video was popular
>>17030444NASA has staff retention problems at their louisiana site (New Orleans area) bc nobody wants to live there. It's probably like brownsville/boca chica but even worse for the proposed south spacex facility. Not even the men will want to stay there after a year
https://youtu.be/HLFnCpKIEgEFUCKING KINO
>>17030460I hope they do this in the real mission. I miss Huygens so much it's unreal. I don't know why I have such an attachment to it.
>>17030458Is it because of the weather and the swamps or because of the demographics?
>>17030458are you talking about stennis? its just testing rocket engines. women want lazy girl office jobs in major cities. thats why they're all at jpl and johnson.
>>17030458>Not even the men will want to stay there after a yearThe age of men is over.
>>17030383>>17030405Thank you for your recognition.If your device does not display this character correctly, the company that wrote the software may be controlled by prudes.https://www.spludlow.co.uk/DrawPrint/Fonts.aspx#_Toc513634469
>>17030434>>17030458it will become a rape dungeon like McMurdo (happy hunting, McMurdo anon, and guard your butthole)
>starship is still in the ocean over a week later>rapidly reusable
Rapidly refloatable
resusable is a meme, return to single use boats
What's stopping them from refuelling Starship at sea then hopping to land?
Are we still landing on the moon late this year? SLS and Orion seem to be the only operational parts in the Artemis lineup.
>>17030478There are currently no gas stations at sea for Starship. SpaceX keeps mentioning E2E on their streams, so they eventually will build sea ports for it, but that's not a priority right now.
>>17030461>I don't know why I have such an attachment to itit’s one of a single digit number of probes that landed somewhere other than the moon or mars.
>>17030479no retardnext artemis mission is orbit and dock with hls and or blue moon
>>17030445watching the video and he says the ship data suggests that they already have a tow line on starship, but it doesnt suggest that they are necessarily able to get it back to australia yet
>>17030578it's gonna sink and drag the tow boat down with it
>40t payload in Flight 13Why didn't SpaceX add 60t Starlink dummies in that suborbital flight?
>>17030588they didn't learn their lesson from falcon and are volume constrained again but V4 will fix this :^)
>>17030592? I thought they fixed it with V3.
>>17030588who's gonna tell him
>>17030593this is outdated, those numbers don't correspond v3the current V3 stack height is what starship 2 says in that pic
>This month or next month Starship will fly over MexicoWill the NSF crew be safe in Mexico? Will there be protests? What is the change that it will crash in Mexico?
>>17030598why would they go to mexico?
>>17030598I think it is outdated. This picture is from FAA July this year.
>>17030606>san francisco-vegas-roswell flyoverits like a who's who list of western weirdos. definitely going to be alot of interesting social media posts when it flies overhead.
>>17030169>gulf of Mexico
>>17030626that's what it was called at the time
>>17030444>but will there be pussyLike all his business ventures when something becomes difficult or impossible to acquire they create it in house.I see Pic related being one possibility
>>17030606Oh shit, it'll actually get pretty close to me.
>>17030606I should be able to see it
>>17030669take a picture with yo 2011 samsung bruh :sob:
>>17030635Barns for human Zootechnics in order to avoid the IQ Shredder effect. Corporate mandated hucow adoption.
