>After 6 IVF attempts, no northern white rhino pregnancy has been achieved>All 2 living northern white rhinos are unable to conceive naturally and IVF is their only optionConservationbros......
>white>extinction
>>17032495>we NEED to artificially keep around these retarded beasts that can't reproduce even with assistance because WE JUST NEED OKAY????!!!
>>17032570it was humans the ones who poached them. also, this is a step closer to reviving the woolly mammoth, which is cool because I want to ride one
>>17032570>we just NEED to keep harvesting animal body parts until extinction because my PP cant get hard without them
>>17032577Who cares if we poached themWe're top dog on this rock until shown otherwise
>>17033088please off yourself
>>17033088>We're top dog on this rock unt... ACK!!!!>goes extinct because of climate change
>>17033152we probably won't go extinct, but we'll definitely get knocked back to little better than stone age tier for the rest of our species' existence. and there won't be another one after us, considering all the resources we used. to yeah
>>17033181unfit species go extinct. we change our natural habitat to a habitat we can't live in, so we are unfit for survival. it's human nature
>>17032690Nah that's media slop. A ton of the collectors were from allover the world who wanted to buy it as a status symbol on top of trafficking ivory items to other collectors through faulty transport docs and fake artifact status receipts.
>>17033088Soon we be alone here with nothing but slop
>>17032495We can save the population from extinction by importing black rhinos and asian rhinos. Why haven't conservationists thought of this idea yet?
idk, they make animals that fit in? Pet creations.
>>17034446I see what you did there.
>>17033088>We're top dog on this rockAnts beat you to every civilization milestone and still outpace you significantly in terms of not only population, but also raw biomass.
>>17032495Suicide fuel of the day
>>17035097Don't do it bro. It will happen to us too
>>17032495>we tried 6 times and it didn't work>but keep paying us, human IVF took 100 attemptsI missed when being a scientist was a hobby and not a way of making money
>>17032495Why not trying implanting the embryo on another rhino?
>>17036095they are, obviously. it just ain't working
>>17032495It's over... the desert megalorhinos won...
>>17038188it's sad that they're ruining the last survivors' lives by stealing their eggs when they could let them live in peace and die in peace
>>17032495rhino timmies getting karma'd by rhino jeets. sorry homo sapien timmies, you're next. shouldn't have cursed vishnu and your indo-european ancestral traditions
>>17032495why don't they try to clone them?
>>17038597with what? a 3d printing machine? an ivf is still necessary for cloning
>>17032570They would have been able to reproduce fine if not for human's hunting all the viable specimens to extinction. Why do you pretend to be retarded? Are (yous)s really that important in your sad, sad, life? Well here you go. Maybe you will feel better about yourself now.
>>17032495>GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>17034488Ain't seen them land on the MOON
>>17040275they probably did. you think there wasn't a single ant on board of apolo 11? you can't clean a place to that extent
>>17033088This, the world should only be composed of worms, rats, cockroaches, pigeons and mosquitoes
>>17032495Decolonization is to blame, btwJust finished a book that touches on how after the natives got "independence" first thing they did is to butcher most the big game for horns and tusks, to the point when hyenas and other scavengers couldn't even dispose of the carcasses littering the place.
>>17040571Meanwhile american bisons went extinct due to colonialism
>>17040571you know that before Africa being colonized, it was decolonized for millenia right?
>>17032577would you let a woolly mammoth ride you? no? so why ride one?
>>17043501I didn't mean it with sexual connotations bro
>>17043499the natives had much harder time hunting without white man's technology. The ineptitude of the African is what we have to thank for the continent preserving more mega-fauna compared to everywhere else until modern era.
>>17040571Fascinating subject but a rabbit hole which requires a bit of stomach. I remember pulling up that documentary, "Africa Addio!", and my wife puked her guts with the uncensored scene of Rwandan poachers extracting and tossing away the late term fetus of a Hippo from the mother.
