-Reading causes micro schizophrenia: you just sit and watch scribbles that have nothing to do with reality.-Reading fucks your memory because you will be expected to put your brain on paper and remove your brain's memory, which makes it weak.-Reading causes you to focus on the abstract, not the practical, which means it's never useful in the real world.-Reading fucks your eyes.-99% of all texts have no plot.-Reading makes your brain focus on the linear nature of scribbles, unlike TikTok, which makes you focus on the exponential nature of videos.
>>17033659Your hypothesis was a/b tested on a generation of American kids, over the first quarter of this century, in terms of SAT laxity, to be quixotically equitable to a dysfunctional grouping humanity ("race"); and the result is that every school worth shaking your dick at prefers literacy over the exponential nature of r vs K selection.
Double cope from an IQlet
Even a thread like this belongs on this board more than the philosophy threads.
I still think this might belong more on /lit/ though
>>17033659>Reading causes micro schizophreniasounds like someone can't micro schizophreniate an apple in their head
>>17033659Ragebait, butthead has nothing inside his egg shaped skull if he is for real, i dont read because i am lazy, but i know how cool reading is, i will definetly do it if i had nothing else to do
>>17033716micro lithium now chud
Reading is unnatural.Humans didn't have to read a paleogrocery list.Our brain chemistry is not made for cognating that amount of processed information.That's why most people suffer from type 2 alphabetes.
>>17033732>t. turbo schizo