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He picks it up and lathes it into an eggplant shape to better stimulate his prostate whilst licking his shop mate's bollocks.

>>17038173
Fake, east india is way too low

An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past.
God looked down one day and noticed all the changes. He called down to the devil to ask how these improvements came about.
The devil replied, “That engineer you sent me.”
“What engineer? You’re not supposed to have an engineer. Send him back up here!”
The devil’s answer was simple… “No.”
“If you don’t send that engineer back right now, I’m going to be very angry. In fact, I’ll sue you!”
The devil replied, “And . . . where are you going to get a lawyer?”

>>17038172
i'd tell you all a really good chemistry joke, but i probably wouldn't get a reaction.

A pathologist and his med students walk into a morgue and the pathologist says:
>observe the following
He proceeds to insert his finger into a cadaver's anus and then puts his finger into his mouth. He instructs all of his students to do the same.
They all reluctantly insert their finger in the cadaver's anus and then into their mouth. After the final student completes the procedure, the pathologist addresses the class once more:
>It is critically important that you observe carefully. It was my ring finger that entered the cadaver's anus. It was my index finger that went in my mouth.

>>17039852
Kek

>>17039852
Why there's no single quality artwork of a Dyson sphere in the whole internet? Even this meme.

>>17040577
Because it would look like shit.

>>17040642
Death Star looks like shit?

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>>17041166
Until boiling water is superseded as an energy conversion mechanism, such as, say, with PV

>>17038574
What does the unemployed mathematician say to the mathematician that has a job?
'One with extra cheese please! '

>>17041247
And the other one says, “Wendy’s no longer accepts crypto for payment. Biatch!”
Ba-dum tiss.

>>17041254
have you heard the latest statistician-joke?
>probably.

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>>17040577
There's a weird correlation between aerospace people and being dogshit at CGI, but weirdly enough they do perfectly fine with 2D anime

>>17041255
“Yes!” he said confidently.
Ba-dum tiss.

Latest optometry research suggest that half of Chinese party leader have cataract. Other half have lols loyce.

>Knock-knock
>Who's there?
>I am a proton
>Are you positive?

Man dies at narcissism convention of selfish allergy

Constipated mathematician works it out with pencil

How many CERN physicists are needed to screw in a lightbulb?
Nineteen.
One to write a technical proposal for a lightbulb
One to write the simulation code to simulate the lightbulb
One to submit the simulation code to Condor
One to make ntuples from the simulation output
One to generate plots from the ntuples
One to review the plots and make suggestions
One to present the plots internally
One to present the plots at an international conference
One to write a research grant proposal
One to submit the grant proposal
Eight or nine to also sign the research proposal but do nothing else
One to hire a technician, and then the technician replaces the lightbulb

>>17041496
And the light is still out because they directed the tech to the wrong place