In the beginning, there was no god, but there was a fish, named Tiktaalik. And Tiktaalik said, "Methinks I will leave the waters and wander onto the dry land." And so Tiktaalik and his wife left the water and wandered onto the dry land where they had children for no reason. And their children had children, each new generation was slightly different than the last, and after many generations passed, the fish had "evolved" to become men, in Ethiopia. This is true! We saw the fossils! And then the men went out of Africa and conquered the world. The end. Lol.
All hail our glorious NEET ancestors who tried to commit suicide but failed upwards instead. It's like a depressed dude jumping off a bridge then turning into a merman.
Imagine how lucky you have to be to be born as God. How does that work, exactly? Do you have like a 1/1,000,000,000,000 chance of spawning in as a human, and a 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of spawning in as God? Is he like a lottery winner or something? Think about it. He got insanely lucky to be born as an all-powerful being who demands our worship.Do you ever get angry that the being you’re forced to worship is basically a glorified lottery winner?
>>17044025The Uncreated Creator simply isn’t bound by the same logic we’re place under and entirely independent
The fact modern humans believes *this* creation myth is definitely real compared to the ones before it is so funny.
>>17044025Do you ever get tired of trolling /sci/, janny?
>>17043962>And their children had children, each new generation was slightly different than the last, and after many generations passed, the fish had "evolved" to become men, in Ethiopia. ?
>>17044026Creator who creates cause and effect is not subject to cause and effect. Curious. What then is the exact role of this creator? Cause and effect will exist without them. They're a cosmic NEET pretending to create a universe that exists without them.
>>17044050>Creator who creates cause and effect is not subject to cause and effect. God is beyond dichotomies.
>>17044032We're living in the one time in history where our worldview is objectively correct, you should be proud
>>17044061Shame future generations won't know how right we were.
>>17044055When did the cause and effect primary mover tell you to swing chickens and run over people with tanks?
>>17044102Back to >>>/his/ dumb troll.
