Gut full of bacteria? Checked.Mouth full of bacteria? Checked.Skin full of bacteria and fungi? Checked.Feels good, man.
Just make sure you only have good bacteria on and in you.
>>17056672>>17056673I am literally soaking in a warm tub of yogurt as we speak, frens.Going to go under and open up my mouth and anus to the probiotics.Smooth and creamy me. Inside and out.
Mites living in your eyebrows? Checked.
>>17056938Most people shave their eyebrows and get eyebrow replacement tattoos these days. Pubes too, for the crabs. I got some fancy pubic tattoos in my pants.
>>17056944You got "Black dick only" tatted on your anusBrave.
>>17056672suppose an alien species gets your DNA data and grows you, are there any chances you can survive in their lab? provided they feed you everything your body needs, but they have no bacteria
>>17058383
>>17056672How about anus bacteria?
>>17059517Did someone say anus bacteria?
>>17056672I am crawling with tiny life forms. I am a colossal ecosystem. They don't even know that they are inside me or that they live on my surface. I am a god to them, which they can't even conceive of.
>>17056944>Most people shave their eyebrows
>>17060315They worship their God, and one day they will consume him.
>>17060332Sounds good I'm just about finished here anyway
eyebrow mites should be eradicated
bump
>>17056929OK, Frens. It’s been eight days.My rectal passage is reckt. I poop 13-18 times a day. Explosively. Each time.I have used an entire package of Costco toilet paper. I am afraid to leave the house to get more.Wtf did I do and how can I fix this?Asking for a friend who sometimes uses this phone, OK.
>>17061687I am not joking. This is not a larp. I ate, bathed in, and had a yogurt enema. Not the same tub. Different yogurt, each time. Plain, full fat, live cultures.Carbonated loam. It’s like Diet Coke/Mentos/Loam rocket science.Help.
>>17056672Based bacteria is always welcome.
>>17056672Doctors hate him!
>>17060331ok this made me kek
>>17061687>>17061688can u ptove it? so we rofl @ ur death and all
>>17056672Bump
>>17064429PepeFrogTubgirl.jpg
>>17056672They're called opportunistic pathogens because they're kept in check by other bacterial species competing for resources. Yes, Neisseria gonorrhea is a natural species in your mouth.
>>17066825Nice proof
>>17056672the average healthy human body has 4 TRILLION viruses in it
>>17069910Cute dog.
>>17070770the Earth really is just a giant petridish with 8 Billion human bacteria running around in it.
>>17070849Yes, Earth is flat.
>>17056672Feels good man.
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>>17056672Yes, what is natural is greater than science.
>>17066825Cute frogs
Medicine is a waste of time and money
>>17069910I woof, therefore I am. Philosophy is so stupid yet impressive at the same time.
