Academia is shit today because most retards who suck up their way to the top have a reactionary mindset. They only ever publish whatever is the hype du jour and not their own thoughts. I can guarantee you that your average professor today hasn’t published anything that wasn’t just pee pee poo poo gibs me grant please type garbage. The grant machine actively promotes this kind of behavior. The sycophant gets the grant, sweetheart.Real innovation comes from years of introspection, not as a reaction to the new trendy paper that came out yesterday.
>>17060157You sound like a loser, loser.
>>17060159>t. highly cited researcher>t. hasn’t published anything original ever
You got it the wrong way around.>your average professorThere’s a reason why they’re average.
>>17060157Imagine just figuring this out.
>>17060157>Real innovation comes from years of introspection, not as a reaction to the new trendy paper that came out yesterday.So are you done introspecting yet? How many more weeks before you publish that groundbreaking study about being a faggot?
>>17060157Academia is very much a husk of what it used to be, maybe AI will finally render it obsolete
>>17060157You do have a point that it is incredibly hard to do fundamental research without ultimately lying through your teeth.>yes yes this work will [save the world] But this board is actually more an extension of the problem. At least half the threads are just redditesque contrarian posturing with no results, Basically "brilliant minds often went against the grain, therefor, if I just bark at anything even remotely orthodox I too can be brilliant".These two thinks relate because grants, just like most of /sci/, are actually a product of morons trying to democratize research.
Academia seems so soul sucking.
>>17060501It is because it apes private enterprise too much
>>17060157It was always like that. True breakthroughs come from outside. Clever people identify them fast to capitalize such opportunity, increase their own prestige. All that while retards overdose in copium.
>>17060157>Real innovation comes fromAnyone really. Statistically higher chances from people who dedicate more time to it yea.
>>17060157>AcademiaOh let me tell you>[Wall of academic bullshit drama]Oh wow either way I say this.Academia is shit and this is because these people have no fucken idea what they are talking about. Lets take programming for a example. The academics never wrote anything serious in their lives all they do is retarded hello world bullshit and toy programs you make in a day. Yet they act like they are gods clergy on earth and you are a low pleb if you even question their bullshit.This is because their entire experience is talking to other retarded bafoons who make up bullshit shit and to one another only while only making toy programs.This is the problem here they do not have real life experience in the real world where things are messy and often illogical because it lets you do things faster.Perfect example if the >Unique/no duplicates in MySQLIt forbids all duplicate strings HOWEVER if you create a null strong you can have multiple instances of null strings.This obviously triggers the academic who lives in his fantasy land of perfect logic. I bet they write shit loads of papers on this and debate bullshit.The truth is that it is a great thing since you can spam the "create row" key in the GUI and then basically fill out it like a Excel datasheet it will throw an error if the Unique/no duplicates is violated.This is great and saves times. Imagine doing it 30 times flower because professor clown debated for 3 years what it really means to be le unique and how null can not repeat or be exempt.1/3
>>17060157>>17060779Another comedy meme example that is dead now was the insanity of fictional languages. Literally clergy levels of theology as foundation because professor ultra clown got excited about a calculator and invented new ideas like "STATE" and how "THE STATE" is the devil. Here is the truth what the clergy calls "STATE" means >Dealing with reality and/or remembering thingsQuick example if you take photos they are actually saved and created. Do this long enough and your SD card will be full. Real programming is to know this and deal what to do if there is no space left. In some operating systems this can create hilarious results since other system functions or programs also can need some swap space or something(I do not know LOL) and the system starts losing access to some abilities.Now this is known problem and the response is to deal with this, or try to recover after or simply buy a bigger SSD. However the functional fantasyland is basically saying how evil this is clocked in 15 layers of obscurantist schizo clergy language. If you ask real life questions how you make a photo camera(remember them zoomers?) or a recorder or anything rely that is not a calculator or literally brick you get no answers or even more cryptic schizophrenia! So instead of going OK we live in this world lets make things better you get levels of schizophrenia not imagined over >The STATE!Some you out of curiosity can think>Hey I know how to solve this! Make it cyclical>Like a CCTV camera who deletes old content after it almost reaches the end of its capacity!This is also how 4chan works since old threads are deleted unlike in old forums.This obviously creates hilarious results like>Honey can you bring up the photos from our wedding?>>Sorry that was 2 years ago it was overwritten already! And asking if we want to live in this world.2/3
>>17060783However NO! Even this is heresy and blasphemy to the cult of functional languages because even this cyclical record is something that changes therefore HERESY and THE DEVIL. And this is why these clowns are retarded and we are no loner talking to them.There are things that can be improved and windows was always ass and only got worse with time. If you do not believe me install bleach bit and see how much crap the system has generated over time since windows is not cleaning after itself EVER! Especially look what shell bags are over time. Some of these things in windows should not be happening however they do. Contrast windows to a phone OS and see that most of the rot and crap windows accumulates over time is not in them or they clean after themselves.For an anecdote I once ried to explain this to my dad and he literally did not see a problem when I mentioned that you need to FORMAT C: Windows after a year. I did not understand it after I started working in a factory, the machines fuck themselves over every day and something breaks that we need to fix. He simply did come out of this world where some maintenance guy coming to redo the computer[sic] like a car or the fucken cutting machine in the factory was simply normal. Either way you can live like that with windows. However it be better if it was improved or not new shit added to it in every version that deposits shit and crap like crazy. Remember windows XP and how little it actually accumulated? These days windows makes a screanshot of your screen for the FBI every second and bloats the SSD with this shit! 3/4
>>17060784However living in functional language fantasyland is not the answer! These bishops of theology have no fucken idea what their functional language OS or functional language anything would even look like. The best answer is>Oh there is no state here>However there is state here and there LOLYea because actually obeying the commandments of your RELIGION is impossible.Fun fact all academia traces its routs to literally theological Catholic universities so no surprise that it does the same.>Avoid the real world>Talk to other theologians about your hallucinatory schizo ideas only>Ignore and impossibilities or your schizophrenia being impossible to simulate>Keep going like this for 5 generationsIT literally sounds like what it would sound like if deaf people(from birth) learned English without listening to themselves say the words they are learning. If you are removed from the real world you end up with Catholic hallucinations.
>>17060779why post a pedophile?
