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Anonymous
DON'T DO THIS AT HOME 09/27/26(Sun)21:17:22 No.17062244

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DON'T DO THIS AT HOME Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)21:17:22 No.17062244

Fuck it, Let's reverse this... how do I increase my biological age as fast as possible in the shortest time without killing myself?
thanks

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)21:27:30 No.17062253

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)21:27:30 No.17062253

>>17062244
Become dehydrated, neglect some essential nutrients and expose yourself to excess sunlight without protection. No one's ever gonna card you again, little buddy.

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)21:29:33 No.17062256

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)21:29:33 No.17062256

>>17062253
awsome

Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)21:32:33 No.17062260

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)21:32:33 No.17062260

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Anonymous
09/27/26(Sun)21:33:13 No.17062261

Anonymous 09/27/26(Sun)21:33:13 No.17062261

>>17062256
Get a job at a death camp.

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)00:58:30 No.17062375

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)00:58:30 No.17062375

>>17062253
How to prevent death?

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)03:47:28 No.17062428

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)03:47:28 No.17062428

Increase it? I want the skin and flexibility I had as a baby with stamina and strength I had in my early 20s. You want to increase the biological age of your mind and thought processes.

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)07:13:40 No.17062601

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)07:13:40 No.17062601

>>17062428
no

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)08:21:54 No.17062719

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)08:21:54 No.17062719

>>17062253
it will only age the skin

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)09:34:54 No.17063269

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)09:34:54 No.17063269

>>17062244
Do extreme exercise every day. Get your body fat very very low. Base your diet on grains and coca cola, vegetables and a bit protein, mostly plant protein (to not die). Wake up with an alarm at 4am after getting too little sleep every day, then immediately do a run and an ice bath. Go into the sun only in a stressed state, so the sun will be bad in this case, outdoor exercise is great for this.
Eat very little collagen and saturated animal fats. Dont eat fruits, eat only very processed foods. Drink a lot of water and coca cola every day, do not drink milk or fuit juices.

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)10:09:13 No.17063420

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)10:09:13 No.17063420

>>17062244
Literally Chet Baker

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)12:39:26 No.17063875

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)12:39:26 No.17063875

>>17062601
Contact me on telegram and I will tell you how to advance your body to that of an 80 year old man.

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)13:05:10 No.17063914

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)13:05:10 No.17063914

>>17062375
Just don't starve or completely neglect nutrients. You want to have a steady subclinical deficiency.
>>17062719
Neglect omega-3, zinc and B12 to really wear down your nervous system.

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)18:46:04 No.17064182

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)18:46:04 No.17064182

>>17063269
no

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)18:56:42 No.17064187

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)18:56:42 No.17064187

Get completely lost in the forest, and I THINK if you manage to stay alive , then your goal is complete buddy.

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)18:59:53 No.17064189

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)18:59:53 No.17064189

>>17064187
risky

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)19:02:37 No.17064190

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)19:02:37 No.17064190

>>17062244
smoke a pack+ a day
drink 2+ glasses of hard liquor every day
get lots of sunlight at hours of peak intensity (10am-2pm)
function off of as little sleep as possible (sleep is important for cellular turnover)
eat lots of processed foods
intentionally crease and rub your face
if you're feeling brave, do steroids

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)20:02:52 No.17064210

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)20:02:52 No.17064210

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>>17062244
return to monke

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)20:45:07 No.17064247

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)20:45:07 No.17064247

>>17064190
Don't need cancer

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)21:32:25 No.17064263

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)21:32:25 No.17064263

>>17063914
i think "alcohol megadosing" can help with the heart and liver

Anonymous
09/28/26(Mon)21:34:44 No.17064266

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)21:34:44 No.17064266

>>17064190
solid advice all around
we can call it "russian lifestyle". russian men who practice that look 60 at 30yo and die at 50-60yo

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