>>17064590
Three mathematicians and three physicists are getting ready to take a train to another city for a conference. They meet at the ticket office at the station. The physicists go first and, like normal people, buy one ticket each. The mathematicians, however, buy just one ticket for all of them.
“How can that work?” the physicists wonder. “There are ticket inspectors on the train, two of you will get kicked off without tickets!”
“Don’t worry!” the mathematicians reply cheerfully. “We have a METHOD.”
Before the train leaves, the physicists take their seats in the carriage but keep an eye out to see this mysterious “method” in action. The mathematicians all squeeze into one toilet. When the inspector comes up to the toilet and knocks on the door, a hand sticks out holding the ticket. The inspector takes the ticket, and the whole group rides to their destination without any trouble.
After the conference, the same physicists and mathematicians meet again at the station. Inspired by the mathematicians’ example, the physicists buy one ticket. The mathematicians don’t buy any at all.
“And what are you going to show the inspector?” the physicists ask.
“Don’t worry, we have a METHOD.”
On the train the physicists all squeeze into one toilet, the mathematicians into another. Shortly before the train departs, one of the mathematicians goes over to the toilet where the physicists are hiding and knocks. The door opens a crack, a hand sticks out with the ticket. The mathematician takes the ticket and goes back to his colleagues.

>>17064590
>An engineer walks into a bar.
24 ℃ -18 ℃ = 6 ℃
Six-cee?
“Sexy”??
I don’t get it.

René Descartes walks into a bar and is offered a cigar.
“Oh, I think not.” and “Poof!”, he disappears.

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway when a state trooper pulls him over.
The trooper walks up to the window and asks, "Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

Erwin Schrödinger is driving down the highway and gets pulled over by the same state trooper.
The trooper looks in the trunk and asks, "Sir, did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrödinger replies, "Well, I do now!"

>>17064797
the first a little bit funny post

Colin Maclaurin is riding a horse down a dirt path and gets pulled over by a Jacobite officer. The officer says, "This is a full cavity search." Maclaurin dropsies drawers.

Leonardo da Vinci is riding Jacopo Saltarelli down a dirt path and gets pulled out by a pound-me-too officer. The officer says, "Don't ask; don't tell." Leo takes the officer's whole pole down his throat because after all he was an engineer.

>>17066787
>>17066821
Kek, we all know what happened to you at board school.

>>17066893
Erwin Schrödinger is driving down the highway, yet again, and gets pulled over by the Stasi for suspected CSAM. The officer says, "ay Papi, bitte." Schrödinger sisters arrest.

Werner Heisenberg is caught speeding, yet again, but the case was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.

Rene Descartes walks into Bill Clinton's office and is offered a cigar. He says, "Can you explane that further?"

Method Man walks into a train station and hears six nerds talking shit about him. He sews their assholes shut and tells them that 0.999... ≠ 1.

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>>17064644
>In my frame of reference the light appeared green officer