Friendly reminder:>DO NOT SELL DRUGSGeneral advice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygVMTAp9JBs
You're not a real doctor. You're a resident. I could slap you upside the head and call you a bitch. You'd just take it and flee because you fear losing your position.A real doctor could defend himself and find a new job at a new hospital.
>>17074927I would like to congratulate Frog poster for fucking up this board more than I could have imagined.This board does not deserve respect. Its full of fucking idiots, arrogant fuckwits and pompous asswipes.The Frog poster has cleansed this board of any last pretense of informed good faith discussion. I salute you Sir.
I thought practicing medicine would make me less racist but I still hate niggers in my clinic
Nurses are the backbone of the medical system. We need to celebrate all girl bosses and bedside nursing baddies.Support feminism! We believe in science!
>>17074969>I thought practicing medicine would make me less racistWhy would you ever think that would happen?
>>17074927I'm in my second year of medical school right now. I liked my pulm block, does anyone here have any experience in pulm? How do you like it?
>>17075383Because of tons of liberal hippies throughout med school and residencyBut I did that shit in Boston so it was skewed
>>17075577>But I did that shit in Boston so it was skewedIs this your way of saying you went to Harvard and/or MGH?
>>17075579No I didn't go to Harvard or MGHI fucking hate those pretentious faggotsI did 1 year of prelim medicine at a Harvard teaching hospital and it was shit
>>17075584I see. Since we're talking about patient demographics we hate, I hate the Spanish-only-speaking patients. The lack of effort in trying to learn English despite living in America for years is absolutely insane.
>>17074927How do you ameriniggers avoid medicine from seeping into your real life? How do you stop autodiagnosing people you see on the street or feeling sorry for whoever gets injured and think up the whole pathology and algorithm on the spot?
ERAS season is like med school apps but 10x worse with zero information>>17075597Spanish is an interesting language and gets you easily laid with hot Latinas even as an autistic physician, you have to be retarded not to learn it
>>17075597Was it okay when the Swiss did it, or the Germans? When they set up their own schools, their own newspapers? Faggot.
>>17074969be careful saying that. i've been banned before for stating my hatred of spics in a medical setting. maybe the mod is just a dirty spic lmao
>>17075597Spanish-only are the fucking worstCan't believe I have to use an interpreter for illegals or else I get suedWe used to be a proper country
>>17076316LmaoHonestly though I'm fine with the spics that speak perfect English or decline interpreter useAlthough I can't stand it when they cram all their family in the small ass rooms, like fuck off
Do people who smoke weed not realize they smell? Been walking into a lot of rooms that reek of marijuana. It's particularly grim when they have their little kids in the room too.
>>17076322yeah, some spics are cool. they have a funny accent, speak pretty good english, and are normally good patients.spanish only exams are the fucking worst especially in eyecare since there's a lot of subjectivity. i've had some spanish patients argue with the interpreter before, translators that aren't translating half of what i said but i just ignore it because i don't want to deal with the headache, and the fact that they seem to ask the same questions 5+ times expecting a different answer. i get repeat questions with some older patients or some retards, but it seems much more frequent with translated exams.
>>17076350RealThere's too many moments in the job that makes you want to kill yourself or someone else
lol remember when all "doctors" recommended 6 year olds should submit to a gene therapy treatment for a disease they couldn't get?
>>17075608I guess you don't get burnt out and desire anything but to do work when you finally get off work and aren't on call
Lol remember when "doctors" told children to get a rna gene therapy for a disease they couldn't even get?
>>17075608easily. it's a job like any other lol.
Reminder to fuck over disgusting premeds, midlevels, and nursoids
>>17076859I mentor a lot of premeds.
Did you get the covid vaccination?
>>17076862Kill yourself
>>17076876I can be your mentor too, if you let me.
Is it true that if you eat a human hair, it stays trapped in your intestines undigested forever?
>>17076862What advice do you give them?
>>17076942not him but i would show all the cute girls my penis and tell everyone else to take a $40,000 loan for a degree in biology.
>>17076887This nurse is the best. I want to see more of her so, so bad.
plz be better than that
>>17077069BasedGet rewarded by sacrificing my 20s with some cute college aged girls
>>17077184>Get rewarded by sacrificing my 20s with some cute college aged girlsNo one was stopping you from dating in college and medical school.
>>17077186I was a fat ugly bastard with no moneyNow I'm a fat ugly bastard with money and some power
>>17077228>Now I'm a fat ugly bastard with money and some powerBased. Your sexual market value has increased. You are a high-value male now~
>>17077230I fuck hookers on the regular after clinic
>>17077231Could you please give me a rundown on your process? I'm curious.Are you just scheduling (appointments?) the day/week prior on a website? Or are you roaming around town? How does that even work? Aren't you afraid of getting busted in a sting if that's illegal where you are?And have you ever sugar dated?
>>17077233You can literally schedule the day of through text or walk in if massage parlorIt gets pretty obvious if there's going to be a bust if you aren't retardedSugar dating is for the wealthy, I don't have that much money yet
>>17077243Thanks for sharing.>Sugar dating is for the wealthy, I don't have that much money yetHope you can get your money up soon, my friend.
>>17075577Based Jumbo
>>17076320Just pay for Dreaming Spanish
>>17078105betrayed by a fellow anon.
Wish me luck boys, I got my MD PhD interviews tomorrow and SOM interviews on Friday
>>17074927Quality of healthcare in free fall and rampant inflation. No free and direct sale of medicaments because muh corporate profits.You can as well go to the witch doctor.
>>17078403>MD PhDWhy?
>>17078452he's both incredibly retarded and smart
not a doc here.is it true that flucloxacillin can give you muscle pain, and that that is due to lack of potasium? I was given flucloxacillin for some abscess, and I'm 90% sure this piece of shit gave me mucle pains, some other weird pains, and maybe even left me hallucinating shit.the worst part is that the abscess didn't even break.I'm still supposed to take 3 more pills, but I'm not taking this shit ever again anymore.
>want to do a surgery fellowship imc>learned that its nigh impossible to immigrate to the West and get recognized as surgeon>had to settle for cardiologyin another life....scalpel..
>>17078639>>had to settle for cardiologyBe for real.
>>17074937Why do medfags willingly put themselves through years of grueling underpaid residency if they make basically the same lifetime earnings as a mid-level? Are they retarded?
>>17074969This is why you don’t get into medicine
Do you seriously plan to still be working this job in a decade /med/? You better have a few good pharma "consulting" jobs lined up. They may be ghouls but at least they respect you unlike midlevels (the vacation time is good too!)
>>17079804i respect MD/DOs (well most of them)
