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Space Puck - edition

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>>17084028
Glass the Earth, demigod war eventually
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>What it’s like to run President Trump’s science and technology office.
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>>17084033
Truly the best space President
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I have returned, with gifts from the past.
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I have been ignoring /sfg/ for a year now, but i'm drunk and bored, so let's post some old shit from before all you newfags came along.
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>>17084042
>image rocket lab 2035
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>>17084042
I'm also drunk. Here's the first image I saved from /sfg/.
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>>17084056
bro!
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only two more weeks for ship catch
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i miss the old /sfg/
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What could have been...
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my oldest Clear
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one of the earliest i found, not sure if it was from a sfg thread though
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The original Neutron.
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>>17084040
>I have returned, with gifts from the past.
Remember when the catch tower was first announced and /sfg/ went crazy with speculation on how it would look?
Good times.
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I still want the aliens finding space telescope, dammit
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>>17084077
Time has gone on long enough to show this probably would have been a better plan.
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https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/10/analysts-find-looming-launch-crisis-is-more-severe-than-anticipated/

another berger doomer article
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>>17084078
I kind of went overboard with it all. It was (and still is) an absurd path to take.
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Elon vs. Jeff, the greatest rivalry of our time. Now racing to be the first to have his lander ready for Artemis IV.
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>>17084081
Imagine if space force gets ULA an exemption to buy russian engines.
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This was back from when the skylon engine was not dead yet.
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>>17084080
yeah, neutron is going to be obsolete on arrival
but should still have plenty of business because SpaceX has found even more stuff to launch for themselves (way more)
at this point the only reason SpaceX would have to launch other payloads on Starship is to basically stop the talk about launch monopoly, but paradoxically that makes it more difficult for other launch competitors to actually get higher margins from launch

I guess SpaceX could price external Starship mass to orbit just slightly below whatever Neutron et al price it at
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slop
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V1
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Also V1
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what % of you secretly hopes to see a live 4k hd disaster on launch/reentry?
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>>17084096
>https://files.catbox.moe/sizodh.jpg
LMAO. Jannies are communist so anything anti-russia makes them butthurt.
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>>17084071
It still hurts...
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>>17084097
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>>17084098
I don't.
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>>17084094
you now remember the mask mandate
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>>17084089
other view
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>>17084123
lol.
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Is there a cleaned up version of this?
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>>17084131
did anon ever get his thumbs fixed?
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I want a ban or a shitload of (you)'s in the morning.
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>>17084135
you'll probably get neither, sfg is dead
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>>17084135
Post Krystal porn and you'll get both.
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>>17084137
that's sad.
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The curse of BLM
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Scariest space stories, try not to get scared:
Imagine Blue Origin hls v1 won the primary award!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztup1nOdKc8
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Remember the eternity it spent tumbling before the aero loads finally killed it?
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>>17084143
Flap-chan never gave up!!
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>>17084143
ridiculously strong rocket
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>>17084145
I wish I could have seen that one live, I was under an internet outage that day.
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>>17084145
Fantastic reentry footage in the recap, too. The whole thing looks so much more spectacular when the heat shield is ablating.
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>>17084147
it was a really "holly shit" moment, from my POV and many others this was going to be another fireball,
And then half burned away flap moved and starship did a flip.
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>Shit keeps breaking
>Keeps on trucking
Man what an event IFT-1 was
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>>17084138
i'm happy to outlive that piece of shit.
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>>17084141
>Jeff Bezos litigated billionairely into the conference room, his shiny reflective scalp blinding the NASA officials, forcing them to avert their gaze from the listed names of companies competing against his.
>Gradatim Ferociter, he said lizardly and mysterious...
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>>17084155
>obliterates pad
>house-sized chunks of concrete flying through the air
>engines dying left and right
>decides to simply not do stage separation
>tumbles aggressively
>FTS blows holes in it
>ignores this
>also ignores aero loads that would rip apart any other rocket immediately
>does 6 flips before calling it a day

Ship 24 and Booster 7 came into this world to cause ruckus
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>>17084162
>>house-sized chunks of concrete
not really.
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>>17084140
The first pan up always gets me
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>>17084140
Is this the funniest thing a rocket has ever done?
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>>17084085
remember when normies thought it was Elon vs. Branson (lol) in the space race?
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why is berger suddenly such a fag?
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>>17084140
This is the one and only time I literally laughed out loud during a rocket livestream.
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>>17084170
He's always been like that, really. There's a section near the end of Reentry where he's just hand-wringing about Elon turning politically inconvenient. Bad Take Berger shows up rarely but is always lurking beneath the surface.
Despite this, he remains the best space journo.
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>>17084170
he's not a fag
he'll write a fluff piece for any company ready to pay
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>>17084140
>>17084166
>Rockets go up
>Engine goes out
>Rockets go slideways
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>>17084118
was it ok?
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>>17084140
>TWR of 1.000...
A rare a beautiful thing.
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>>17084156
Fag, Krystal is /sfg/ culture
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Let this sink in
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What is this for?
https://x.com/NASASpaceflight/status/2116722145137229906?a=Enq2UvF3ur4Ior2Divs&s=19
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>>17084217
Fun
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>>17084217
we have to solve the secret message
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>>17084067
Whatever happened to that guy with like a thousand screencaps he was gonna post when Starship launched
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>>17084235
anon you literally replied to it
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>>17084078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAsTYmnst_g
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>>17084236
oh I am retarded
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>>17084094
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>>17084078
I remember. My favorite was the cable design. I can't believe the Chinese went with it.
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>>17084079
Cover the Moon's surface in mirrors so we can image Proxima b.

Now.
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>>17084168
This one is a contender
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>>17084140
well it still tried to reach orbit anyway
perseverance is always admirable
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>>17084261
the kino scenery makes up for it
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>>17084261
What's funnier than controls failure? Controls retardation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdq6urSx-f8
>Nvidia GPUs in Orbit: Inside Starcloud’s $2B Factory
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>>17084081
they could always force spacex to shut the fuck up and replace a few starlink starship launches with national security starship launches.
if necessary, they have the power to force their hand.
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>>17084096
kek
>now you will have my trampoline, too
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>>17084117
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>>17084120
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>>17084137
it's not.
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>>17084209
it's not, kys furfag
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>>17084261
i'm sorry but nothing tops astra's spaceY moment
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L-LEWD
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spehs
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>>17084044
I love how BCG was a cheerleader for Starship and Starbase, even as they bulldozed her house :)
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>>17084305
>a-as they bulldozed her house
that's a cute emotionally charged fanfic, but that's not what happened.
the people who lived in boca chica got paid big time to go elsewhere, there's nothing to complain about, they all have shitloads of money and much better, much more expensive houses now.
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>>17084306
You had a child build a character for you in a videogame Elon
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>>17084307
>e-everyone who makes fun of my delusions is elon musk!
you need to take your medication, this isn't healthy.
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>>17084120
Not So Intuitive Machines.
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I don’t understand how the apollo astronauts weren’t scared
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>>17084319
how do you know they weren't?
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>>17084319
even if they shat themselves they had diapers
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counterintuitive machines when?
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>>17084330
heh
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>>17084217
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>>17084303
lmao
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>>17084294
Sea creatures are not interesting. Even if there's complex life in Europa's oceans they'll probably be boring
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>>17084033
>Obama was often the smartest guy in the room
JFC, who was briefing him, Somalians?
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>>17084070
I miss bike lady
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>>17084354
yeah but tentacle rape is.
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>>17084374
bike lady was never good.
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>>17084374
We need more 0g tiddies instead
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>>17084085
Blue already won. Bezzy will have a working lander in orbit for A3 in 8 months. Elon is struggling to get an empty peanut shell with a docking collar up there in time.
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>>17084383
May I see this working lander?
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>If the Democrats win one or both houses of Congress, Politico is reporting that on top of their agenda is to wage lawfare against Elon Musk, the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla and the world’s richest man. The gavels are warming up for a myriad of investigations into Musk and his businesses. Such a move could have profound effects on American space policy and politics, particularly the Artemis return to the moon program.

Payback is a cold bitch.
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>>17084387
>political party aims to stymie US spaceflight as a whole out of a petty personal distaste for a man and his companies
Can Elon buy the democrats like he did with twitter? Just buy them out and fire everybody.
>inb4 you can't just buy a political party
lolololol
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>>17084387
>Payback is a cold bitch.
payback for what exactly ?
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>>17084383
and other fantasies you can tell yourself.
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>>17084390
>a glut of alleged conflicts of interests members cited as ripe for oversight, as Musk’s companies like SpaceX and Tesla rake in multibillion dollar federal contracts and subsidies.

Plus Ukraine, Doge, political donations, social media and more. Long list. Stock up on microwave popcorn and enjoy the show.
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>>17084394
>government contractor rakes in government contracts
SAY IT AINT SO!
wait, so, you're telling me, t-that the people who the government buys things from, get paid?!?!?!?!
we need to do something now, stop the government from buying things this instant!
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>>17084394
so musk bad because he supported trump and help dismantle the DNC money laundering machine
and I should enjoy watch the trans commie destroy American space future
ok bro
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>>17084394
You some kind of fag or something?
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>>17084387
What I'm hearing is that even if Elon spends $500 billion against Democrats he'd still come out ahead
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>>17084397
>SpaceX has received approximately $27.25 billion in federal prime contract obligations from fiscal year 2008 through fiscal year 2026, according to USAspending.gov data

To the largest Republican donor in history. Perfectly valid to investigate that for corruption and other malfeasance.
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>>17084403
I know you tiny comie brain cannot understand basic economics but that money was paid to launch stuff in space, which spaceX did
are we going o investigate the billion paid for a non existing train in comiefornia ? oh that's right they passed a law against investigating that LAMO
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>>17084403
I think you might just be evil.
A rotted soul with a blackened heart, dripping with malevolent bile. A monster, in so many words.
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>>17084403
which is...absolutely tiny compared to many other government contractors who...aren't under suspicion despite getting waaaaay more contract money from the government over the same timespan?
doesn't sound reasonable at all, sounds more like a targeted attack.
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>>17084403
Since we're playing political clairvoyance, I guess you are convinced that there won't be any drawback, second hand enimity or consequence from hunting down a giant of the JudeoAmerican tech world.
And in your head it's going to play out smoothly like a Chinese operation to bring down to heel and disappear some misbehaving necessary evil of their own corporate Capitalist class.
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>>17084421
The walls are closing in

https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/10/20/congress/dem-gavels-elon-musk-01127662
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>>17084421
I doubt even tech world heads would care if elon was gone.
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>>17084387
like they waged lawfare with the previous administration? yes, the democrats are a menace, that is why Musk had to start funding the republicans in the first place
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>>17084428
Maybe if he wasn't retarded and didn't bribe only one side.
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>>17084424
they aren't.
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>>17084432
he did that but the democrats started attacking him anyway
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>>17084437
It all started going downhill with the twitter saga.
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>>17084439
it started way before that
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>>17084439
It's finally sinking in.
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>>17084440
in 2020 musk said trump needed to go then Biden refused to invite Tesla to the EV summit after taking bribes from GM and ford
I think that's when he snapped
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>>17084442
that elon musk can no longer be stopped, yes.
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>>17084081
>cheap launch will never increase demand
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>>17084447
funny how wrong all the spacex naysayers turned out to be
>H-HAH! the launch industry will never increase in size due to lowered launch prices, spacex is doomed!
>nooooo spacex don't retire falcon 9 we need you don't leave us!
and the only reason it's even a problem is because all of spacex's competitors are just THAT incompetent, not a single falcon 9 clone ready to take it's place despite the 11 years they've had to realize falcon 9 was the future and start copying it.
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>>17084387
>payback

Anon this is how democrats have been acting for years now, it is the entire reason Elon is supporting the right.
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>>17084450
Not like SpaceX didn't destroy competition with the bandwagon missions. They cut off possible revenue sources for some start up companies by offering service with which SpaceX barely makes any money.
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It's just a leftist coping over the midterms don't feed him.
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>>17084453
>spacex almost went bankrupt to succeed, musk poured almost all the money he had to save it
>somehow he owe anything to the competition
lamo fuck off, maybe they should come up with a better product if they want the market
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>>17084453
Using the government to support companies who are losing in the free market is what destroys competition.
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>>17084445
i dont think so but certainly a contributing factor
i would say it was mostly the actual lawfare
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>>17084387
political theater
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>>17084403
>>17084394
Bills of attainder are unconstitutional.
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https://x.com/NASAAdmin/status/2116961231198413160
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>>17084463
Grok?

>Definition: A legislative act that singles out a specific individual or group and declares them guilty of a crime—or imposes punishment—without the benefit of a judicial trial.

So...

>Elon will be prosecuted and convicted by the Judicial branch. Perfectly legal.
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>>17084467
for what? donating to the republicans? having government contracts? you're insane
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>>17084468
>Fer whaaa!

Investigate first then we'll see if Elon did anything criminal.
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>>17084471
Right, and let me guess, we should let your totally-not-biased-or-motivated camp lead the charge on this completely-neutral-and-not-at-all-biased carrying out of justice?
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>>17084178
She got better.
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>>17084473
Justice is carried out by the Judicial. Elon will have his day before a grand jury and trial jury.
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>>17084489
That isn't congress, which is what you said in your original post but you're just here for off topic trolling so carry on.
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>>17084471
thats now how it works
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>>17084491
Congress refers after investigating. Then the Judicial branch takes over. Learn some civics
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Since Elon is Chief Engineer of SpaceX, having him spend weeks on Capital Hill instead of staying hard at work at the drafting table may seriously impact the development of Starship and other projects.
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>>17084502
starship is far enough along, but yes for other projects
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>>17084489
Right, the oh so unbiased i-hate-elon-and-want-to-execute-him jury at the lets-rape-and-kill elon trial
Nothing fairer in the world than that
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>>17084489
he won't, you are an EDSer fantasizing things.
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>>17084453
>outcompeting incompetent industry slackers is cheating!
no, everyone should have copied what spacex was doing right after the first falcon 9 landed rather than sitting and staring in denial for 5 straight years, faggot.
>with which spacex barely makes any money
wrong.
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>>17084502
it would have some impact, but he has other engineers working under him, he can make high level engineering decisions and he can make them from a distance because of this thing called the internet.
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>>17084500
Just be honest, you don't give a damn about a fair trial you just want to have him tried and convicted on some bullshit charge to strip everything he's accomplished away from him because you're a jealous and insignificant dustmote and it enrages you he's not.
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>>17084515
>wrong!

SpaceX only made a "profit" last quarter because of AI bubble revenue. Before that, long stretch of red ink
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>>17084518
Been a juror on many cases and have anyway stayed true to my sworn oath. Most other jurors do too. Elon will have a fair trial.
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>>17084523
Any outcomes of cases you were a juror in should be overturned and a retrial should happen
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>>17084523
you're not lol, you're a mentally ill loser desperate for attention.
>elon will have a fair trial
he won't have a trial at all, you're talking about fantasy trial that you've created inside your head.
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>>17084520
wrong
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>>17084471
You need probable cause before you can start an investigation, and then that investigation needs to provide enough evidence of possible wrong-doing to go to trial. And then, if guilt is established, the punishment has to match the conviction. When anyone starts with "he's going to jail and we're taking his companies away from him," it's a political show trial and justice has absolutely nothing to do with it.
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>>17084520
because they were reinvesting all the money they were making back into more growth.
do you...not understand how companies work?
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>>17084529
There is no "probable cause" for congressional investigation. They can investigate any topic, person or group they wish. Note their investigations of comic books and music.
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>>17084532
Congress can investigate things, but it has zero prosecutorial authority.
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>>17084534
Congress refers to the Judicial as mentioned before. Highschool Civics, so you haven't learned that yet.
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>>17084536
Congress can recommend, but its investigatory power is meant to look for gaps in law and oversights in regulation, not to refer an entity for criminal charges. To do so anyway risks tainting the process, and is likely to lose the case on any subsequent judicial appeal. Civics.
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Wasn't Elon already investigated during all of the Biden admin? what did that achieve?
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>>17084333
Based and Krystal-pilled
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>>17084540
furfaggotry is a mental illness.
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>>17084333
cute
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>>17084538
>After Donald Trump took office in 2025, many of these pending federal investigations, lawsuits, and regulatory actions against Musk's companies were either dropped, paused, or settled

Trump squelched the investigations into his biggest donor.
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>>17084537
I applaud your effort to call out this retard's bullshit but he's wrapped up in his anti-elon psychosis and is currently gooning to the idea of elon catching an L.
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>>17084550
holy based, so we just need another republican in 2032 and we're fine due to the speed of government
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https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-15
>Flight 15 announced
>no posts
Am I really the last /sfg/ger left here?
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>>17084582
I'm going to fucking strangle you if you don't stop with your shitty bait.
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I lost my virginity to a hooker and I watched the "Test Like You Fly" episode in between sessions while cuddling her and explaining how a boost back glide worked.
Am I cooked?
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>>17084550
because all of it was bullshit lawfare
like the refugee SpaceX hiring thing and a long list of other bullshit
it was all lawfare
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>>17084602
i don't think it really matters
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>>17084602
Yes, you are going to hell. You should repent and ask Jesus Christ, your Lord, for forgiveness.
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>>17084602
Based if true. Did she grasp the subject matter?
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>>17084028
>>17083891
More like
>/sfg/ - Space Freight General
Hell, not even Space, just LEO...
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>>17084550
>after democrats were voted out of power they were no longer able to proceed with their punitive "investigations" and lawsuits against their political aversaries
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>>17084471
>Investigate first then we'll see if Elon did anything criminal

That's not how the legal system works in America.
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>>17084028
>>chooses CGI as starter image.
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>>17084624
nobody cares.
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>>17084617
Unfortunately that's exactly how the legal system works in America
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https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-16
>Flight 16 announced
>no posts
Am I really the last /sfg/ger left here?
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> Apparently, for flight 16, booster will be caught in florida, starship will be caught in texas.
????????????
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>>17084626
Your post is cgi.
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>>17084604
> Defending Elon murdering thousands of fuzzy animals and his monkey torture

Yikes!
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>>17084604
If nothing else the environmental reviews were funny
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>>17084632
>Potential Location: Flight 16 is a top candidate to be SpaceX's first-ever Starship launch from Florida

So then Booster would be RTLS in Florida.
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>Private jet crashed in Florida, killed 9 people. The same jet Elon used.
I wish.
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>>17084602
That's literally the whole reason you pay a hooker. Just keeping pushing the rocket autism on her. See if you can book her for flight 15 and post her tits in the launch thread
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>>17084642
>woman pilot
They new the risks when they boarded the plane
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>6hrs since last post
I'm the last /sfg/ger left outside of the discord.
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He is judging you from beyond the grave, /sfg/.
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>>17084633
And there’s nothing wrong with that.
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>>17084333
nice trips
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>>17084500
>>17084536
>Congress refers after investigating
Referrals go to the DOJ which is controlled by the executive branch not the judicial branch. The judicial branch oversees but does not bring criminal cases. Learn civics.
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>>17084333
nice nips
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>>17084676
The first person of colour to walk on the Moon, over 50 years ago :')
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>>17084708
that was armstrong baka
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>>17084642
Elon will fake his own death soon and this was a practice run
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>>17084731
Elon faking his death and directing history from a hidden moonbase would be kino
I prefer the timeline where he's actually alive, though
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remember to vote. the Democrats are expected to narrowly win. if they do that means crackdowns on spaceflight.
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>>17084735
>that means crackdowns on spaceflight.
Source?
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>>17084735
What's the difference anyways? Even less money to NASA?
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>>17084767
lawfare, all bureus dragging their feet
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>>17084767
Yes, and also remember when SpaceX had to wait months for FAA approval?
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shoggoth is looking at your internet traffic to see what you're fapping to.
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>>17084769
And nothing would have changed with faster approvals/
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>>17084768
>Lawfare! Abloo!

Oh no. Elon will have to follow the law just like the rest of us. How unfair
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>A kerosene-based gel developed by Concordia researchers could make rocket and satellite fuels easier to store and control.

>The material combines kerosene with lecithin, a combustible, naturally derived substance, and a small amount of calcium chloride. The researchers say it addresses a longstanding challenge in space propulsion: keeping fuel stable during storage while allowing it to flow efficiently when engines need it.
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>>17084774
Democrats tried to punish Elon for following ITAR hiring laws.
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>>17084775
*lowers your ISP and makes your fuel more difficult to use
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>>17084133
Nyo, but I've lost about 35 lbs since then
Going to JAXA this Saturday and will post pictures, will include my thumb.
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>>17084784
Don't forget to catch Clear
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kiwi rocket in 10 minutes
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>>17084602
>while cuddling her
Isn't that against the rules?
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>>17084774
>Lawfare is the strategic use of legal systems, lawsuits, or judicial proceedings to target, intimidate, hinder, or delegitimize an adversary. It turns traditional legal frameworks into a weapon or substitute for kinetic military or political conflict

lawfare is specifically weaponizing the agencies to go way beyond what would be sensible
you really are mentally ill
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>>17084791
good launch, looking good so far. This is their 88th orbital launch, pulling Electron ahead of the Long March 2C.
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>>17084774
>EDS nonsense
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>>17084602
I wish I had already lost my virginity otherwise I would pay a prostitute to watch rocket launches with. But I'm still stuck on "I want my first time to be special" despite being 33
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Humorous
https://youtube.com/shorts/4SKpHDjf6_Q
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>>17084812
not if i can beat you to it
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>>17084767
There is no significant difference
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>>17084784
Be sure to try their family murder curry
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>>17084774
weird creepy seethe post not in line with reality, he is already following the law like every other large company, so singling him out is silly.
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>>17084761
they're plotting to attack Elon
Elon is spaceflight
don't pretend to be retarded
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https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/2117387827403227288
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>>17084889
https://www.spacex.com/starfall
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>>17084889
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>>17084889
>>17084890
>>17084891
third world manned spaceflight programs are about to make some major breakthroughs
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>>17084686
This used to be a bannable offense. It's good how progressive /sfg/ has become
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>>17084913
Tourist
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>>17084814
Seems like the jannies can't take a joke.
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>>17084919
i promise i won't say any bad words just let me on the moon
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>>17084889
those applications sound like a bunch of bunk. where's the real breadwinner?
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>>17084925
That's classified
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>E-2 has achieved steady expander cycle mode.
>In this test video, 30 seconds of expander cycle mode are demonstrated on the tail end of an 80-second test fire that began in Ox-Rich Staged Combustion (ORSC) mode. In expander mode, thrust was reduced from 23,000 lbf to 6,500 lbf, corresponding to a 28% throttle setting.
>To our knowledge E-2 is the first kerolox rocket engine to demonstrate a transition from ORSC to expander cycle operation on the same hardware during a test fire, thanks to our LOX cooled combustion chamber. This low throttle capability could be useful for landing burns by reducing thrust to weight ratio and providing greater flexibility to correct deviations from the planned landing trajectory.

https://x.com/launcher/status/2117412014041813464
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Kinetica-2 had it's second flight an hour ago, putting up another 18 sats in one of China's constellations. With Falcon 9 exiting the market, I wonder if China will take over the commercial launch sector?
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>>17084939
Starship is coming, bro.
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>>17084934
what’s with renewed expander cycle autism the last few years
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>>17084953
staged combustion is still too hard for most of those who would like to make rocket engines
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>>17084213
Post his gay like lmao
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>>17084943
nobody else has sats that fit through the pez dispenser. The harsh reality is that SpaceX has enough internal demand that they don't need or want to sell launches to others, and they are more than ready to retire Falcon, evacuate Hawthorne, CA, and launch nothing but StarLink, StarMind, and Artemis refueling missions.
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>>17085009
Yes, right now Starship is optimized for Starlink, because it brings in revenue immediately. There will be variants for specific purposes like depots, Starlink, HLS. Depots will start flying in a few months, HLS will start flying late next year. Commercial payloads will get their own variant as well. It's a non issue.
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>>17085014
Did it come to you in a dream?
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>>17084213
at least they will not suffer when the engine explodes
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is it really that difficult to develop a bigger paylod door?
it's steel, it's not that weak
worst case you make it thicker and don't optimize the payload but why it shouldn't work
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>>17084387
>buy off only half the two party system
>publicly campaign for the orange goy, painting yourself as his partner
>orange goy does retarded shit and his party doesn't legislate, resulting in everyone hating them and you by extension
what was musk's plan here?
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>>17084468
>for what?
I find it really hard to believe that Elon avoided implicating himself in all the transparent looting being done by the retards in the admin.
In any case, you can always find a crime.
The Thielverse is so fucking politically incompetent it's embarrassing
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>>17084919
They’ll let the frognigger shit up the catalog just fine though.
Priorities.
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>>17085054
It is not that difficult but it is an extra project that’s just not a priority right now.
they will do it in the future, despite the objections and mewling from /sfg/ baittards
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>>17085054
Question is what kind of payload door, the tank at the top limit possibilities quite a lot.
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>>17085054
HLS is supposed to have it
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Weird shit happening in China
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>>17085111
>Let's copy but also cut corners!
Sounds like something completely normal is happening in China.
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What would you order on Starfall?
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>>17085190
Orbital strike on FAA
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>>17085119
>cut corners
This is the opposite. They're adding corners for no reason.
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>>17085216
Reduced complexity = cutting corners.
They're in for a lesson in drag not being that easy though.
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>>17085216
>>17085225
either way it's cargo-cult tier.
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>>17085009
>nobody else has sats that fit through the pez dispenser
at present
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>>17085238
?
if you want to minimize dev costs/effort/time then perhaps shrinking diameter is a viable strategy
Lose on mass fraction but getting to Orbit is your #1 as a space startup
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Mini satellites could definitely do a rideshare from the starship pez dispenser.
Just mount them to a disposable platform.
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>>17085268
shame they couldn't save it.
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Why is it not as easy as launching a large bus up on a FH and then individually launching giant mirror segments and assembling a giant telescope in space?
The hubble successor needs to be comically huge. But I feel like just saying “erm orbital assembly” is hand waving. Surely it’s not as easy as just snapping LEGOs together
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>>17084471
In other words "launch the investigation so we have an excuse to prosecute".
Your kind belong in a mass grave, always have.
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https://x.com/INiallAnderson/status/2117637184165454051
>Starfactory and Gigabay are now being joined together
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https://x.com/Tesla/status/2117659842685128881
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>>17085334
not spaceflight.
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>>17084471
so he's guilty until proven innocent? that's not how it works, it works the other way around.
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>>17085339
technically, it could fly around in space if they wanted it to
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>>17085344
>starman_tesla.jpg
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>>17085344
it would have almost no delta-v, no propulsion, no navigational systems, no reaction control wheels, no solar panels.
it is a vehicle built to move around and fly short hops on earth, it is not spaceflight, it is earthflight.
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>>17085273
Hubble's successor (HWO) will be 6-8 meters. It doesn't require assembly. The limiting factor is just how much it costs to build the thing. Studies of orbital assembly indicate it isn't much cheaper.
The difficulty is that assembly of precision structures has never been demonstrated. You need the mirror segments to be phased and stable to a few nanometers. It is very hard. There are also different levels, from a almost complete modules launched separately, to a flat pack IKEA like assembly with robots. Assembly is a technology in its own right.
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Our girl Rubin can't ith another first

An international team led by researchers at Queen's University Belfast has made a discovery that has eluded astronomers for decades. Beginning in 1906, telescope observations revealed a population of asteroids leading and trailing Jupiter, which came to be known as the "Trojan" and "Greek" populations. Since then, astronomers have discovered similar "families" orbiting Saturn and Uranus, but not Neptune. Thanks to the Queen's-led team, the mystery of the missing Trojans has now been resolved
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>>17085355
Autistic faggot
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>>17085397
i think you mean correct, normies often confuse the two.
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Is relocating to houston a requirement for astronauts? Anil mentioned that he just voted on the ISS, specifically for Harris County. I know most (all?) astronauts move down to houston for JSC training reasons but I’m wondering if that means ALL american elections in space are houston-specific
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>>17085414
>Is relocating to houston a requirement for astronauts?
Basically
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>>17085432
only more week
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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/11/261103003154.htm
HERA is getting close to the DART asteroids
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>>17085444
Sorry but is this like the 3rd or 4th mission we’ve sent to that little shit? I feel like every six months I see a headline about some mission about to get there
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>>17085054
Literally zero reason to. Customers can build flatpacks or kill themselves.
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>>17085054
The mass penalty would be too big
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>>17085460
wrong, it is not, a payload door will be built.
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>>17085340
Work on your English, jeetbro.
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>>17085447
No, just the one, DART. HERA is the second.
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>>17085461
You know it's not true
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this is my last spooky tab
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>Blue wave
>Blue Origin return to flight
>Blue Moon
Elon is FINISHED!
Sink that in.
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>>17085487
who cares about the moon, mars is the goal
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>>17085487

Stock at 80$ next week.
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>It is America’s destiny to explore and expand our frontiers beyond Earth to the farthest depths of space. Today, my Administration reaffirms that our solar system and all of outer space beyond Earth are the province of all humans, and that our Nation will lead the way in the exploration, development, use, and settlement of these new frontiers — forging an interplanetary civilization founded on the enduring and inalienable rights of freedom and individual liberty.
>Through the landmark Executive Orders and directives I have signed, we are reinvigorating human spaceflight, unleashing a competitive and thriving commercial space industry, and ensuring American space superiority for all eternity. We will return to the Moon by 2028, lay the foundation for a permanent American lunar presence, and hasten the day when an American becomes the first human to set foot on the red dunes of Mars. Together, we will build the facilities, develop the resources, and establish a permanent presence in space to extend the reach of American exploration, preserve our frontier spirit, and strengthen our national security for centuries to come. The nation that leads in space will shape the future of humanity — and that nation will be the United States of America.
>NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim that the solar system and all of outer space beyond Earth are the province of all humans and are open to exploration, development, use, and the establishment of a permanent presence by American citizens consistent with United States law and the international obligations of the United States.
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>>17085506
>all humans
sounds like a really bad idea
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Dem governor for Texas.
Elon is getting arrested tomorrow. Boca Chica is begin returned to the beetles.
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>>17085510
This is the "teehee we're not breaking the treaty YET" proclamation.
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>>17085512
SpaceX mercs VS Texas Nat. Guard should be a fun gunfight to watch via drone
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Why couldn't starlink flip the votes this time?
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>>17085512
Wouldn't be a problem if he had a Mars colony to fuck off to. Play LEO games win LEO prizes.
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there arent going to be 25 launches, pippin
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>>17085512
Time to move to Louisiana
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>>17085526
Time to militarily coup the Texas government and secede from the union. SpaceX Republic soon.
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Rocket Lab, AST and Firefly stocks skyrocketing soon.
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What about Astra
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>anti data center politicans swept the polls
and there goes starbase lousiana
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calm down y'all, this was all part of the plan.
musk is playing 5d chess
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>Every single locality or state with a ballot measure to ban data center construction passed near unanimously in both GOP and Democrat territory.
deathknell
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>>17085546
>>17085538
Good news for space compute.
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>Blue Starbase
Let that sink in
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>>17085554
That guy's been the incumbent for years already.
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>>17085523
kek
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>>17085554
The area is like 20% white at best
Theres no such thing as politics in a multi-racial country
Only ethnic headcount
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Total Chinese victory
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>>17085113
Just grow a very big bamboo cane and slide the components in
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>>17085506
>the enduring and inalienable rights of freedom and individual liberty
English concept BTW

Total Anglo Domination
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>>17085554
Who woulda thunk that latinos who voted Trump might be angry for government trying to deport them.
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>>17085554
>>17085557
uhhh how is Starbase being allowed to expand under blue control? elon told me the world would end
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>>17085519
They DID
Imagine how bad it would have been otherwise
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>>17085579
pretended to be trying*
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>>17085547
>all other AI projects fail or get strangled
>SpaceX produces and owns the only scalable compute
>inb4 SpaceX recreates the upmass graphs for AI
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>>17085591
>FAA denies your licenses
and it's over
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>even Talarico won
lmao the elon is so shit at politics
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>>17085597
>Talaricio got more votes than Kamala
>in an off year election

Really jogs the noggin.
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So Elon brings in California to Texas and now Louisiana is next yikes!
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>faa strangles elon again
>tesla sued
>fsd ordered to be deleted
>starship banned for pollution/noise
>grok lobotomized for wrong think
yeah sure, elon won! lol lmao
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how long till star base is completely shut down ?
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>>17085620
about two weeks
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Imagine if he could be like Huang. Just the competence and none of the sperglord.
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>>17085632
>none of the sperglord
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He's doing fine
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>>17085650
could be read as panicking and coping too
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> Devine suggested that unnamed Democratic officials were secretly plotting to arrest Republican megadonor Elon Musk, “seize his factories” and “nationalize” his company SpaceX — an agenda that no Democratic officials or congressional candidates have actually endorsed.

>Trump responded that he didn’t expect any of that to happen, but suggested that a presidential pardon was very much on the table. “We’ll have to protect them,” he said

Democrats turning Starbase into a Soviet style ZATO would be the best thing ever.
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>>17085466
>y-you're a jeet because you hurt my feelings
i am not, you are projecting lol.
>w-work on your english
my english is perfectly coherent, yours is anguished niggerbabble.
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>>17085476
i know it is true and your insistence that one won't be built is mental illness.
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>>17085512
wrong.
>>17085523
there are.
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>>17085579
it's not deporting legal immigrants or native born US citizens, you are retarded, they were never going to be deported, only illegal immigrants.

it's in the name.

I L L E G A L
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I'll buy SpaceX stock when it's 60 bucks next week LMAO
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>>17085619
>fantasies that live inside my head are real!
they aren't, sorry dude, take your meds.
>>17085654
it really can't, he's making light of the fact that accusations of election interference against him are silly, since apparently he can't use starlink to do it this time for some magical reason.
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>>17085579
>>17085688
yeah, the illegals voted blue
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>>17085692
yeah, so not legal latino's that voted trump.
>>
ITT you can see the 5 stages of grief unravelling in real time
>>
SPCX is down almost 8% in premarket trading
it's gonna be a bad day
>>
I smell a big melty approaching, "We will never get to Mars", "Humanity will be extinct in 100 years", etc.
Maybe he'll say a no-no word too.
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>>17085717
>Maybe he'll say a no-no word too.
nationalization...
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>>17085699
from the EDS anon that none of his delusions are coming to fruition, yes.
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>>17085650
>>17085654
lol
Did you think he was actually pressed because he was fearmongering to get votes? he knows he'll be more or less fine. political shills do this pathetic shit for every election
>>
The dream is over...
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>>17085745
it isn't.
"the dream"
is not over because spacex stock prices went down slightly
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>>17085619
>American rocketry ended by democrats
>All data centers moved to china

winning....
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>>17085748
and another fantasy that only lives in your own head.

how much of this fanfiction are you going to create?
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>>17085688
for beaners theres no difference between illegal/legal
Beaners assumed it would only be criminals getting deported, because that is how it has always been, but they do support more beaners coming in

60 years of R's supporting demographic change and then they wonder when blue texas happens
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>>17085751
China is the only country in the world building new power plants
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>>17085753
Because electricity is too cheap for new plants being viable without government funding.
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>>17085753
wrong lol.
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>>17085692
Illegals aren't allowed to vote retard
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>>17085755
?
The US has been doing government forced/subsidized retardation
Banned nuclear power, and spent the last 40 years swapping coal plants over to gas plants
And building unprofitable wind turbines
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>>17085756
doesn't stop them in states with no voter-id (hint: democrat states)
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>Starbase will shut down in 2027
Good ride
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>>17085756
blue states criminalized collecting the evidence necessary to prove non-citizen voter fraud
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>>17085756
>they committed a felony by registering to vote but don't actually vote teehee
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>>17085748
SpaceX actually won big with the boomers voting to block ground based datacenters
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>Blue Origin
Fully retarded company name, hard to believe they went with that
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>>17085762
>hint: democrat states
Kek, what about Texas?
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>>17085784
demographic change and people mad at trump because of the iran war (and its secondary effects on inflation)
but in places that are already very democrat controlled, taking in a lot of illegals is how they make sure they win always
the same may happen to Texas now eventually
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>>17085756
You can do whatever you want if you don't get caught.
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By combining physics-based modeling with machine-learning techniques, the new method accounts for tiny imperfections in the telescope that interfere with its ability to detect faint objects. When the team applied its method to existing JWST observations, it improved the telescope's sensitivity by up to 15 times. After the new method erased glare, it revealed a giant exoplanet in an image where conventional processing simply could not see it.

The advance could enable astronomers to discover smaller, colder and fainter planets without changing the telescopes themselves.
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The only election I care about is the go/no-go poll for TLI
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>>17085812
Depends on the magic system of your world but overall I’d say yeah. Harry potter establishes that you can fly on brooms and breathe underwater. Not too far fetched to say one could fly in space and cast some “atmospherio” spell (or whatever) to give them a pocket of air around them or something.
Or take someone like Gandalf. He can’t fly on his own volition. But he has vague powers including magical and grandiose fireworks. I would take this in the direction of a wizard being able to build a steampunk style closed carriage, air tight, and it runs on some sort of magical propulsion system that flies it around the sky and the outer atmosphere and up into space
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With Tesla both headquartered and incorporated in Texas, it can now use special “business courts” instituted by Abbott at Musk’s own urging. If cases from these courts are appealed, they go to the 15th Court of Appeals, a court created by Abbott and filled with 3 hand-picked judges, intended to reduce the chance that a Democratic district court (say, one in Austin, whereTesla is headquartered) gets final say on any issue.

Guess which court just had all three judges flip to Blue?
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>>17085812
You can go to space without magic, so yes, a wizard would be theoretically able to go to space. Whether magic could be used to help with this is another matter, and it depends on the magic system.
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With this blowout will big E stop wasting all this money on politics? spending clearly doesnt work
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>>17085840
No, he’s retarded
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>>17085812
You just wanted an excuse to post malfoid.
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>>17085812
somebody post that pic of frieren and the rocket engine
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>>17085812
Gender bender is gay as fuck and so are you.
That is all.
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>>17085848
It's a replacement not a gender bend fag boi
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>>17085816
I never read the books so I'm not all that familiar with the Harry Potter magic system. But was there ever a height restriction where brooms or flying cars became unstable?
I guess in Arcanum it would impossible since magic and technology do not mix. If a magic user even gets close to technology it starts to destroy itself.
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>>17085851
Nta but altitude would be restricted by breathability and temperature, wouldn't it? Assuming infinite energy for ascent, eventually you'd get light-headed and cold like Lawnchair Larry. A magic broomstick could, in theory, deliver a frozen student to LEO.
(10 points for Gryffindor)
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>>17085812
wizards should not coexist with space. they may be able to astral plane flight, but space flight as we know it should not be a thing in a world with wizards.
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>>17085764
it won't, this is another piece of delusional fanfiction.
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>>17085847
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>>17085858
>>17085857
hivemind, my image is better though.
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>>17085852
>Assuming infinite energy for ascent
I suppose that's where it might fail. Using magic does seem to use some sort of energy. They probably would get tired well before they reach orbit. Perhaps if they use a large enough broom to hold multiple wizards you could have them jump off once they get tired.
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Anyone have the image or the fantasy space knights and their “ship” has severed dragon heads as propulsion engines?
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>>17085862
I gotchu
>>17085860
Are the wizards or the brooms the energy source? I don't know harry potter stuff. Either way you could stage the spent portion, be it a used broom or a lifeless wizard.
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>>17085860
Brooms seem to have inherent speed limits based on the quality of enchantment and craftsmanship (modified a LITTLE by skill and extra juice from the wizard aboard), so they wouldn't be able to get to a proper orbit. However, they don't need an explicit power source, the brooms just slowly degrade in performance over years/decades. Long-distance flights are totally possible, and I'd guess about as physically demanding as riding a motorcycle.
So a reasonably fit wizard in an EVA suit could reach a sufficient altitude in a few hours to get slimed by a Starlink satellite.
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>>17085812
>you now remember the "Methods of Rationality" fan-fiction that put one of our hero Voldemort's soul pieces on Voyager safely outside the solar system
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>>17085812
> /sfg/ - Space Fantasy General
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>>17085863
do you think it’s just the heads or do you think they’ve got the rest of the dragons stuffed in there?
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>>17085869
I presumed it was the whole dragon, they need lungs to draw in air and convert it to thrust after all.
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>>17085869
There’s got to be some gross necromancy going on there. I doubt liquid rocket fuel is stored there. I would imagine they have some sort of unholy H.R. Giger tubing shoved up the necrotic asshole of the decaying dragons and it pumps a food sludge in that can be converted to fire
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>>17085874
yes, and behind that is a bunch of unpaid peasants with wooden bellows pushing air into the dragon's body.
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here's some good news

SpaceX inks Qualcomm deal, putting Starlink closer to becoming the fourth major US wireless carrier
>Qualcomm (QCOM) announced that SpaceX has selected its Dragonwing Cellular Infrastructure platforms to power Starlink Mobile's nationwide terrestrial 5G cellular network
>"While Starlink Mobile's global 2 GHz mid-band spectrum will provide high-bandwidth capacity in the United States, this new low-band spectrum will provide a coverage layer that ensures Starlink Mobile's signal penetrates through obstacles, such as walls, and can provide service to customers' devices even when they are in buildings," the company said at the time.
>According to Qualcomm, the new deal will allow both companies to begin deploying advanced 5G service and provide "an opportunity to lay the foundation for AI-native 6G in the years ahead."
>The company says the effort will require SpaceX to deploy its chip technology across tens of thousands of cellular towers nationwide.
https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/article/spacex-inks-qualcomm-deal-putting-starlink-closer-to-becoming-the-fourth-major-us-wireless-carrier-133000731.html

AI-native 6G starlink
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When is Flight 15
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>>17085884
Two weeks, give or take a few days.
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>>17085884
Never
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>>17085812
Magic doesn't work above the earth's ionosphere
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>>17084602
Based
>>17084606
Blow it out your ass christ fag
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Months and months to refuel Starslip

https://www.jalopnik.com/2306690/spacex-starships-orbit-refueling/

Oh dear.
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>>17085889
>Blow it out your ass christ fag
rude
I forgive you though and will pray for your conversion.
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>>17085890
it'll get faster
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>>17085890
Oh no how will it keep up with Artemis launching every other year?
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>>17085890
>linking jalopnik
yeah I aint clicking that I don’t give a shit what they have to say.
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>>17085886
it can "survive" as a former shell of itself
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>>17085899
Falcon 9 launches twice per year
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kK07fSiFE
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This guy makes cool graphics.
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>>17085907
idk about that one, chief. Lots of visual noise, harsh color palettes.
e.g.: the “105.3 m” measurement for N-1 is right in front of the soviet hammer and sickle on the flag
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>>17085894
You didn't read the link. Months and months with Felon's twice a week launches lie. Years and years in reality.
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SWIFT is now gone.
https://x.com/Raptor_54321/status/2118056699806527981
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>>17085890
wrong.
why are you quoting a tabloid article as if it's true, EDS-san?
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>>17085917
its almost as if we should invest in reusable satellites
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>>17085917
Should probably name its successor SLOW
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>>17085909
the link isn't worth reading as the article is full of lies, nobody cares about your retarded fantasies EDS-san.
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>>17085917
RIP
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>>17085924
Honestly the age of LEO space telescopes is over. It's L2 maxxing time.
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>>17085917
Somebody pair this webm up with one of SWIFT launching, with date subtitles.
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>>17085935
ask grok to do it
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>>17085917
>>17085918
>>17085920
>>17085921
thanks for spehs
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Which one of you fuckers told me to buy ASTS "dip" in June?
Fuck you!
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>>17085945
i was looking at it when it was at 2 dollars
but didn't invest because I don't like betting against Musk
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>>17085945
>Taking /biz/ advice from 4chan
You deserve it.
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>>17085945
always have a diversified portfolio, guy
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>>17085907
SRBs in 2026 are so cringe.
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>>17085963
gotta keep the icbm factories open somehow
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Berger is very bullish on SpaceX after the election

https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/11/elon-musk-moved-spacex-to-red-texas-now-its-blue-what-happens-next/
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>>17085972
I’m sure that ars comment section is going to be filled with the best and brightest armchair commentary!
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>>17085972
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>>17085972
Politically, Musk has changed his stripes before. He bundled for President Obama’s campaigns and endorsed Hillary Clinton for president in 2016. Later, of course, he took a hard-right turn, becoming Donald Trump’s most prominent and largest financial backer in the 2024 presidential campaign.

So the guy pulling the GOP strings was an Obamacrat. How fun.
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>>17085972
LMAO never seem them do that before
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>>17085980
lol
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>>17085972
Musk on the run

This may accelerate Musk’s move to Louisiana, which, despite a surprisingly close US Senate election on Tuesday, remains reliably red. The company plans a major expansion there starting as early as next year, and the southern part of the state was already likely to become the long-term focus for launching hundreds or even thousands of Starships a year. It’s not impossible to envision Starbase Louisiana becoming SpaceX’s new headquarters eventually

Next stop russia
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>>17085972
>>17085977
wtf, berger has EDS??
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>>17085984
‘Baton Rouge’ translates to “red stick” and is named after all the rockets they launch out of Louisiana. 3… 2… 1… GEAUX!
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>>17085935
and with the Pegasus SWIFT rescue mission launching in between
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LSU gameday is going to feature full stacks flying 10 feet over the death valley football stadium
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>>17085993
>death valley
I wonder why we don't have a planet called the 'death planet' or something like that
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>>17085994
We do it’s called Earth
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>>17085840
>With this blowout will big E stop wasting all this money on politics?

Will democrats refrain from frivolous lawfare?
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>>17085890
>jaloponik
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>>17085985
He has had it pretty badly ever since Elon bought twitter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dsld-4HrXY
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>>17086000
at this point, who's left that doesn't have EDS? tim dodd, /sfg/, and... anybody else? the saars? casey?
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>>17086002
>appeal to absurdity to deflect
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>>17085812
I'm pretty sure in DnD gravity just stops once you're far enough from the ground, so there it'd actually be way easier. Magic also regenerates in many systems, so any in which you could use spells to propel yourself you'd also have infinite dV.
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>>17086011
If you have so much as a simple explosion spell you could do a pusher-plate project orion. Cast spells out the ass that shoot down-stream then explode violently. Pusher plate transfers energy back up in to orion ship
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>NASA announces new x-plane
>no posts
I really am the last /sfg/ger left here.
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>>17086035
>I really am the last /sfg/ger left here.
yeah, many killed themselves last night
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>>17086042
the only thing keeping me going is a woman
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>>17086044
been there, didn't end well. unless her name is Clear, then it's not worth it, anon. women are temporary, mars is forever*
*or until the sun engulfs it.
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>>17085917
F
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https://x.com/_mikegrace/status/2118130463370064144
>greatest advancement in affordable access to space since spin launch
>no posts
Am I really the last spaceflight enjoyer left in /sfg/?
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>>17086082
a fucking potato gun
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>>17086035
Grok?

>NASA announced the X-420, a $1 billion contract to SpaceX, a Tesla Roadster with wings powered by compressed air and GrokAIR super intelligence.
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i-is elon alright? he hasn't posted anything for a while
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>>17086097
He's in process of moving starbase
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>sfg thinks data centers in space are a genius idea
>tech bros on hacker news thinks it's a stupid idea

>sfg thinks starfall is a stupid idea
>tech bros on hacker news thinks it's a genius idea

interesting...
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>>17086099
is Duluth still on the menu?
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>>17086100
I thought starfall was cool
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Flight 15 is in a week.

So why the fuck isn't Starship stacked?

Where the fuck is the official announcement?
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>>17086116
two more cubic weeks
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>NASA's Artemis II moon launch tore a hole in Earth's upper atmosphere so huge it disrupted GPS signals

What a dick move.
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>>17086119
Like Elon promised, Thanksgiving launch
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>>17086082
Full size when?
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>>17086082
May we see this "affordable access to space" in question?
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>>17086100
that's not true at all

from what i saw starfall mostly earned a shrug with a few anons excited about the military applications
space data centers had more anons being skeptical but mostly having healthy debates about it
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>>17085512
Thank God, Musky needs to be seriously humbled. I hope the rest of his kids are transed
>>17085886
After Musk goes to prison, this Twitter user deserves the medal of fucking honor. Holy fuck, tips my hat off to you, sir
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>>17086101
It always was the Superior option
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>>17086150
please put more effort into this
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>>17086152
Here’s a tighter, more natural-sounding version that still carries the same intent without the cartoon villain energy:

>Thank god. Someone finally put the brakes on Muskrat. The guy has been coasting on government contracts and meme stocks for years while acting like he’s some kind of messiah. If the rest of his kids end up the same way as the first one it would honestly just feel like the universe balancing the scales at this point.

>Whoever that Twitter account is deserves a statue. Absolute king shit. When they finally frog-march Musk into a courtroom that anon should get a standing ovation.
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>>17086154
now it's got telenovela villain energy
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>>17086082
wake us when they launch something to space
anyway I'm curious to know what kind of cargo can sustain that amount of acceleration
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>>17085984
More like India.
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>>17085886
Wrong and retarded post
>>17086150
Wrong and retarded post
>>17086154
Wrong and retarded post
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>>17086042
Wrong, nobody killed themselves, there is no reason to. Elon musk is not getting arrested, spacex is not getting nationalized.
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>>17085980
Lol EDS schizo btfo’d
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>>17085984
Russia is a decrepit corrupt and collapsing hellhole which could never sustain a spacex like company.
Elon is not going to russia.
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Why haven't any space agencies used Moe and Curly's fuel formulation? It has been demonstrated to have vastly superior specific impulse and energy density to anything else in use:
https://youtu.be/gTXEr7sO9rQ?t=1256
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>>17086330
Who tf is that third fatso on the left, I’ve never seen him in my life
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>>17086331
Shemp's alter-ego
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>>17085945
WTF MAKE IT STOP
WTF MAKE IT STOP
WTF MAKE IT STOP
WTF MAKE IT STOP
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>>17086082
I would prefer a scramjet cannon
but in any case, barrel length and the atmosphere will be the problems for any vaguely gun-like launch system on Earth
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>>17086346
Maybe the retard should focus on space and not go full into politics? He had the moment of clarity but then decided to come back like a moron. He can only blame himself.

Also blue tsunami was obvious for months and giga red stocks after midterms were just as obvious. It's going to come back but anyone smart sold weeks ago and is now waiting for historic dips.

Space stocks are just getting hit in crossfire they will all soar. Especially SpaceX competitors.
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>>17086353
>Space stocks are just getting hit in crossfire they will all soar. Especially SpaceX competitors.
All of the datacenter moratoriums are bullish for spacex.
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If I wanted to read about politics I'd go to /pol/
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>>17086363
von Braun would have loved KSP so much
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>>17086363
>AGH, scheisse, timevarp killed me again!
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>>17086353
everything is getting hit retard
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>>17086124
Wouldn't have happened if they designed a competent Moon rocket instead of slapping Orion on a Shittle tank
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>There should be another cadena compass update today
>There should be another cadena compass update today
>There should be another cadena compass update today
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spacex... won...

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/spacex-plans-to-build-more-data-center-compute-than-googles-entire-lifetime-capacity-in-just-1-5-years-analysts-say-target-is-realistic-spacex-to-build-staggering-10-gigawatts-of-compute-in-2027-alone
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>>17086390
spacex is good at building infrastructure, building AI that people use not so much.
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>>17086390
Wow, everything is computer
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>>17086390
yes, the moratoriums will mean less compute overall, which will mean the spot price will be even higher and spacex will probably be able to manuever better than others (like they already have), so the compute they do build will be a even bigger proportion of all compute that is built
and then you have orbital datacenters after that, this will probably make the economics become feasible even earlier than before
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>>17086390
elon 'order of magnitude' musk does it again!
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>>17086399
looks heavy and complicated. why don’t we use a nice pressure fed hypergolic with pyrotechnic valves instead
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>spitter leftists coming to terms with the degrowth party they voted for acting on their degrowth platform
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>>17086417
CSI starbase had a long post about that he doesn't care if space gets completely demolished because other things are more important (not really sure what he means, but ok) and he could get another job if the youtube thing dries up (I would assume because interest in spaceflight goes to nothing as everyhting gets bogged down and nothing happens anymore)
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Staging

>>17086421
>>17086421
>>17086421
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>>17086390
>10 giganiggas
Where the fuck are they getting that much power?
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>>17086398
i prefer tentacles.
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>>17086419
he means gibsmedat



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