A jewish engineer walks into a bar
>>17084665He says you owe me 1.3%
A grad student walks into a physics professor’s office“What are you working on right now?” asks the grad student“A grant proposal” says the professor“About what?” asks the student“I don’t know, I just prompted my swarm of Claude agents to do it.” says the professor “Cool! That’s what I’m working on too!” says the student“Great, would you like to be in my group?” asks the professorThe grad student opens up they/them’s phone and types for a minute and says “This is where you question gets really interesting!” and then shrugs and hands the phone to the professorThen they both stare awkwardly for a few minutes until the professor says “excuse me, I have a class to teach”
>>17084665Fuck youFuck off and dieTKD
Two atoms are in a bar. One says, 'I think I lost an electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' To which the other replies, 'I'm positive.
>>17084681I dun geddit
>>17084665This is offensive, they made my grandpa walk into a bar in Auschwitz 100 times until his skull broke open
>>17084689Verdict : ScamEat shit, Zero.
>>17084681>*bad* touch!There is an awful lot of personal pain and anger inside you, Anon.You need to find someone safe to talk to.That isn’t us.
>>17084689mad.
>>17084665Oops, joke got cut off. supposed to be>A jewish engineer walks into a bar and goes straight to the atm>He says you owe me 1.3%please clap
Why was six nervous?
>>17087665cuz 789Why were six nervous?
>>17084665TKDFuck IsraelFuck the JewsTKD can't come soon enough
