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realistically speaking, how could we make elf girls real?
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>>17086430
You'd get plastic surgery to make your ears long and retarded
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>>17086437
I mean genetically ofc
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>>17086438
Look into Stahl's ear and the mutation that causes it.
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Do you mean like ageless 7 foot tall humans with super strength? Probably some p-53 cell cycle mutations, better catalayse enzymes, using spider silk proteins in collagen and muscle fibers ect ect
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>>17086473
just cute women with pointy ears
perhaps a bit taller than usual but that's it
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>>17086488
That's hardly human Speciation. Just a few cosmetic alterations won't do.
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>>17086444
Alternatively, power up Darwin's tuberculum. It can happen by random but is exceedingly rare.
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>>17086430
Humans are going to be genetically and cybernetically modified to make males small and females large and super fecund
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>>17086430
Removing jews from power since they breed orcs.
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>>17086430
What's the internet obsession with elves anyway? They're literally just good looking white people with old man ears.
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Thats the point, OP or many people like elves because they are “good looking”. Even though people choose women based on personality and capabilities nowadays.
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There are two distinctions between men and elves, genetic and cultural.
Genetic distinctions let elves (or dwarves) handle significant amounts of warp energy. These mutations are actually hiding in the human population but there's no body of scholars on planet that study the power openly.
The cultural differences are that elves are FAIR which means (among other things) they'll only speak lies if:
>they're genuinely mistaken
>they grasp some technicality that is lost, then a listener would perceive it as a lie but not them
>under extreme duress
>or some mix of these
And of course a few more rungs up the karmic latter you have the entities regulating powered longevity. Disobey certain rules and you're barred from prolonged youth.
You could probably pick scattered fiction stories that have different interpretations but this is putting all the most consistent literature together. They actually joke "elves have pointy ears" but the elves only have two or three isolated strongholds on inhabited planets. It's written that a true human could attain longevity without any real training in the powers but this theoretical figure is not extant planetside.
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>>17086905
Because elves represent the ultimate fate of the white race if muttification wasn't a thing.
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>>17087147
>Because elves represent the ultimate fate of the white race if muttification wasn't a thing.
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you could make the ears with gene editing
immortality, well...
the really hard part would be getting white women to be cordial and civilized though
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>>17086430
usecase?
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>>17087255
Forest dwelling as fauna using ethereal beauty and terror as a survival mechanism?
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>>17086430
Step 1: Acquire Genie
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>>17086430
Elves are probably aliens who are like human cousins. Not sure if they're good or evil. Fairies are bad though apparently, and look like normal humans but steal children I read.
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>>17086531
Hey anon, it has been a while since I last saw one of your posts. So, how close are you to that goal nowadays?
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>>17087275
why would you stick your cock in that? imagine the smell
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>>17086430
You guys think you’re ready for us?
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>>17086430
Not gonna freak out right?
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>>17086430
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>>17086430
unicorns
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>>17087811
Ironically, creating mischievous fae would be simpler than making elves by starting from the baseline of pygmies



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