Australia Thread
Australia thread. Waste of time. All the women here are fucked in the head, so in response the men have started going a bit nuts. The chances of meet ups are zero and fuck all. So don't want your time.
Don't waste your time either. Fucking Autocorrect.
Dont care if this is a waste of time>m25 melbourneStill looking for a girl to kick me in the balls.Discord: cloud_betTeleguard: L7NTQ3GUB
>>34876087This guy Is actually really chill and cool. He's like 6"2 btw and chill and cool. Not a bot or anything
>>34876097It takes a certain type of person to be chill while getting kicked in the nuts. Kudos to him i guess.
>>34876140Ey i mean i don't know how i ended up with the kink but here i am.
Did Australia get range banned again. Seems there less on than usual. Even if hooking up here is a waste, there's usually some bants
Y'all mfs got a dead thread aye. So let a kiwi chip in. M 22 Bi NZ Bored af. Vast interests. Anime, Movies, Games, MMA and so on. Hmu I'm bored af. Dc: diplocockus8
>>34876380if spend all day around australians, I can go outside and find dozens. I use the internet for things I cant do in everyday life (wanking to pictures of plants that biosecurity laws forbid me from importing)
>>34876536I would not have met you if you didn't come here, so there that.
>>34876622we will each treasure this special memory, separately
>>34876691Considering the plant thing, i think it best.
any ladies want to or get groped by a pervertpreferably a precious white or oriental maidenpref north sydney - central coast areabonus if like discrete touching in public spaces
>>34878149That doesn't seem like something women would advertise cause of social pressure, you'd have better luck putting down a contact point like a teleguard thing so they can tell you without letting everyone know. Just seems logical.
>>34878884it's only fun if they have to humiliate themselves
>>34879972Yeah but then you have to compete with every one that wants to grope an exhibitionist chick into humiliation. Form an orderly line.. lol
>>34876380i've met a few women from this thread and i'm currently satisfied with what i have.some good and bad experiences. the bad ones have made me hesitant to keep posting, i'm content with what i have atm.
>>34880021the chance of coming across one either way is like a drop of water in the ocean, too bad>>34880288please introduce them good friend
>>34880372i doubt they'd like that anon.just wanted to say it is possible to meet girls from here and other threads, but it's rare and yea. a lot of the women (i'm betting men too) are mentally unhinged, either just insane or think they're too good for you. so you have to have patience.
>>34880461Mirin, elab more the story for some motivation hopefully inspo
>>34880461I think it was more possible pre COVID. But everyone is fucking nuts now. Like the crazed got turned up to eleven and the chance for actually meeting up dropped to zero.
>asl28/m/sydney>aboutpretty funny guy according to people here, decent looking, decent fashion sense, a bit short and twinky though, pretty easy-going/calm, no mental illness etc.>interestspc gaming/ board gaming (pretty much any game unless the rules are spastic), dnd, home gym stuff and general fitness, gardening/growing my own food, birds of all kinds, reading and writing(especially poetry), mess around with digital art and programming sometimes, have an interest in bush craft, camping and other related things like hiking and fishing, don't get to do it as often as i like, so if you are into it bonus points there>looking fora biological white woman about 23-34( please don't add me if you are younger than that) to hopefully form a relationship with if it works out that waywe don't have to share all the same interests but depending on where you live it would be nice to play games so we have something to doyou can be anywhere in australia or maybe new zealand, happy to talk about meeting once we have spoken awhile>not looking fortroonies/dudesbpdprobably bipolar women if you have a tendency to ghost when you schiz out or whateverwomen i have to put all the effort in withwomen with harems of e-gentlemen giving them attentionwomen still pining over their ex>discordhyperboreanprince
>>34880670last time I had any success was in pre-covid 2020 by browsing disboardsnow, everything feels like they're trying to either larp or get something out of you, finding people just being themselves is practically impossible, they all have some kind of ulterior motive and everything is covered in about 100 layers of post ironic sarcasm & pretentiousness that is so obnoxious to deal withnot to mention just speaking english has been replaced by tiktok slang and ebonicsthis is just my experience before some old cunt comes and 'back in my day' 's me
>>34880888You pretty much repeated what i said. Five 8s and a trips, nice get.
hello soc......... >aslumm im older than the age of consent and i can drive thats all that matters right... F SYD >mei dont care that everyone says this thread is pointless ok im on my love quest lol i’m like 175 cm and kind of not skinny so if that’s a problem… i think im super totally sensible i think i like cool things too. i love music recently ive been lsitening to alex g's new and old stuff and i love la dispute i listen to pretty much every genre . i love art so much too i want to try everything.. oh em gee and movies my favourite of all time is fantastic mr fox rn>looking for lets go to newtown :P i would like a nice old manchild or girl to go out with on the weekends and i really wanna go to the libraries and have super mega fun with after school. it would be realllly cool if we could share music and maybe we could even make music together im learning bass! im going to the la dispute concert by myself maybe we can go together?! lets get married or be bffs and maybeeee if youre into cutting people that would be nice i really want to try being cut. i promise im more normal than this post makes me look. >not looking forDONT ADD ME IF YOURE NOT FROM SYDNEY if you come here once a freaking month for buisness trips I DONT CARE....dont add me if youre a freaking hater and thinks everything is embarassing ok. sorry if you have blue eyes theyre kinda scary. >discord4chanorgy
>asl18/F/Syd>abouti love vcs, games and music! id love to stream a game to u or show u my singing covers. i also like cute things>looking forfriends, casuals, maybe more? depends on how well we get along^ nsfw is ok>contact salien_2978
Perth, 20.riruru. (discord)
>>34884443Sydney is pretty big, what's the limit? Gong? Katoomba? Central Coast?
About to visit Australia for the first time. Is there a best site/ app for kink meetups or yall just use Fetlife? Also is bestiality legal there?
>>34880888Onlyfans really did a number on fun girls online. Once upon a time weird sluts would go on the internet and show their tits for attention, and if you were lucky you could actually befriend one. The second they realised there was a chance of monetising it they all hid behind a paywall where very few people would actually follow them. So now they don't get the money or the attention, and they get bored and leave. Sad.
>>34885736Field works pretty well. I had limited success with fetlife when I was single, but you may get lucky. No that is not legal. Very not. Don't get caught even looking.
biggest aussie 4chan server:(its actually aussies not yanks larping)https://discord.gg/k5bJ6XWQ3v
>>34886305Thanks, anon!
>ASL22/F/Syd, Aus>About YouI'm physically active and fit, so I'm not obese, I'm Caucasian as well, or "white"Meet up possible if you're not a dickhead.>IntoManga, Light novels (not many) games too, some old games, new games, I'm playing Final Fantasy 3 which I'm still very early game in and Prototype too which I'm somewhat close to finishingI also like sex, like a regular human being, don't be afraid to ask questions.>Not IntoDon't be an annoying fuck, that's all>Discordliterallyeris
So what are all you cunts going to do when fuel and then food runs out?Just accept it and slowly starve?
>>34887141Yeah pretty much, times are tough.
>>34887141I know how to make bread from scratch i can survivie
>>34887141go walkabout(and die)
>>34884443shes underage just an fyi
>>34887262anyone with half a brain cell could figure that out reading her post anon, she doesn't exactly hide it.i'm really starting to hate this captcha system.
>>34887262wow really? what gave it away?
30/mtf/melbIf anyone feels like picking me up off the street, taking me back to their place and keeping me as their cumpdump or fucking me before throwing me in a ditch then please drop your deets. I am depressed and ready to make some awful mistakes.
>>34887141>Forced to use the massive amount of food they produce here for the local populace instead of just shipping it offshoreI think we'll be okay
>>34887889Discord: redding_99I'll come take care of you
Howdy, M27 northern Vic.Just looking for mates mostly, not too fussed but mostly around my age. I like cars so that helps hahah. Open to pretty much anyone, happy for online mates too. My kik is Rusty_kunts, but if we click can give discord or whatever.
>>34876087Bump but minus the tele.Honestly theres a better chsnce of convincing you that pigs fly rather than getting u to believe i'm not a weird cunt with a post like this but idk how else to experience this kink.
>>34890372If it makes you feel any better, I don't judge. I am mildly pleased I'm disqualified from kicking you in the balls. Sympathetic pain makes it well outside my wheelhouse.
syd m 19 I want to make friends in my area I like ancient history and music add me on discord ohthesubhumanity
Any other aussies still awake?
>>34894106Not still, I just woke up.
>>34894117Where in aus?Qld here
>>34894160NSW, big ass boring ass place.
>>34894182Sounds shit lol
>>34894190It's okay, it's just it takes ages to get anywhere new.
>>34894199I mean, that's same in QLD, just the only place there you'd wanna be is the south east
>>34894204Here it's like that with Sydney, there's a few nice places further north on the Coast, and Canberra has some wild shit. But it's hours to travel to those places. If it was a massive change like how Europe is or the US, it wouldn't be so bad. But it's not so different that you can't find shit in Sydney
>>34886305Seems like Field is geared toward gays? Im a straight female.
>>34894403Fetlife still works alright, tinder too I guess. They're both still fraught with bullshit and bots. But all of them are these days. Just depends how bad you want it.
>>34894403My FetLife is MarcMann, I'm in Melbourne, we can chat if you're keen
>>34894219australia is just like that in general, you have to be ready to travel if you want to meet anyone here.
2nd day of Sobriety.Can I finish now?This is awful.
>>34894219>>34894199>>34894204>>34898847its not so bad guys, chin up>posted from WA
>>34899116Fuck it got a 4 pack of weak drinks to scratch the itch.
>>34899343>strongest willpower within the bounds of australia here
Sup cunts, anyone on today?
You losers on 4chan will never fuck
>>34900973i've fucked 3 girls from 4chan, speak for yourself anon.
>>34901042Only 1 for me so far. Otherwise i just get sex the old fashioned way.
i kind of feel like a creep for randomly adding people on here out of the blue
>>34901110why? it's what they expect, that's why people post their usernames.
>>34901113it just feels like a surprise attack, especially if its some unlikeable retard adding them
This is probably a waste of time>asl39/MtF/Shepparton>aboutAutistic tranny, I don't pass, but I'm kind and caring with men. I do not top, and don't like my penis touched. I'm not a crossdresser, a drag queen, or a sissy fetishist, I'm an actual transgender woman. >interestsshitposting on 4chan mostly, geopolitics, history, film and television, fashion, a few other autisms as well. I'm a great conversationalist once you get me on a subject I'm interested it. I do NOT care about sports. >looking forA boyfriend. Seriously, I'm so fucking lonely. I don't care what you look like, how old you are, how much money you do or don't have. There is a hole inside of me where the love of a man is supposed to be and it hurts. >not looking forPerverts who just want to jerk off on discord, married guys, neurotypicals. >Discordemily_of_4c
>>34901151>This is probably a waste of timeHow long do I have to wait till this is confirmed?
>>34901340longer than a couple hours, you are not in a major city, you are looking for someone who wants a non-passing mtf and this is a slow thread in general.
>>34901436Okay, thanks. I'm kinda used to dating apps where I get a thousand guys wasting my time in the first ten minutes I guess. A couple of days then pack it in?
>>34901495just do what everyone else does, keep posting in new threads until you find what you're looking for.
>>34901517I don't think I'm up for that to be desu.
>>34901526Then fuck off and quit complaining
>>34901536Okay. I'm sorry.
looking for others to share my gf with. Talk about what you would do to her and maybe youll get to fuck her too. Shes MtF so if that bothers u dont add.disc: himurad234567
>>34901536don't have to be so rude, my nigga
>ASL26/M/Perth>AboutI like to game, go for walks, keep active, play music. I'm very easy going and straight. >Looking forPeople to hang out with or something more casual. Idm if you're older or younger. >ContactsDiscord: Das_bootyshorts
>>34903784Do you have teleguard?
>>34905713why do you need teleguard for walking around kings park?
>>34905742I reckon you don’t.Discord requires a phone number. Fuck that.
>>34905773discord asks for a phone number if you seem like a bot or you're doing weird shit. maybe do more normal shit?
>>34905806A number is required upon sign up. Get your facts straight.
21 Male, Sydney, Law student, I like to read and play video games. Looking for people to meet up with in person. Please be normal and don't be weird. I would be really happy if you live in the North Shore.Oh and if you are a drummer and want to play with a bassist (me) and a guitarist (my friend) hit me up.
>>34907566I kept rewriting my post because I kept getting filtered by the captcha so I forgot to fucking write it but my tag is purplelazuli
>ASL18/Bi Trans F newshit/Sydney>About YouSpergy pervert that is starting to transition into a women. I wanna show my body off since it gets me attention and I have a nice butt, especially to some pretty degenerate people. A bit of a brat. I like anime and grand strategy games. If you're close by and hot I would like to meet up maybe. And maybe after that a relationship, maybe.>IntoAnyone really, just be a bit of a perv. I want to meet other trans people specifically, especially FtM's, but if you are a normal dude or chick that is absolutely fine with me.Cnc, giving oral, being filmed, casual sex, age gaps, loli, being punched in the stomach (and only the stomach), car sex, public sex.If you have any kinks of your own let me know. I have some fucked up stories to tell too if you want to hear them.>Discordgodofthebritish_69398
>>34910180>Forgot picOn a fucking roll today
Silkissyboi25 M BrisbaneSmooth twink bottom, will do anything for a big dick or dom mommy
>ASL:30, Man, Australia NSW(rural).>About:Average build, Kinda shy at first, white>Interests:Gaming (mostly mmo's atm), Mtg, Reading (Fantasy mainly), Warhammer >What you're looking for:Girl who's into the same sorta stuff. Pretty much anyone interesting to hang out or game with.>Not looking for:open to most things, just be able to carry the conversation a bit.>Contact:discord: daexros
Wake up jeff
>>34890056Damn any of you cunts around still
>>34910366would you fuck my gf while i pound ur ass?whats ur socails
only fun aus/oce discord where you can actually make friends and shitpost in peace. we got meetups and good times guaranteedhttps://discord.gg/z573MeFYVD
>>34905713FY7QS5XNR
>ASL28/m/aus melb near city>aboutskinny fat 73kg 5'10 but i sometimes used height boosters for 6'1ft, easy going dislike drama, decent fashion, i look very average wear glasses have a short maintained beard, full hair and can easily pass as a extroverted normie if i care to, i'm a neet hikikomori, neetbux for 14 years, on and off hikki for 8, currently hikki again but have to still get groceries every week i live alone, clean and organized apartment with some anime figurines, had 1 gf 8 years ago and body count is 4, depressed and just lay in bed most days, shit self esteem>intrestsmy existence is coping until i kill myself so i grind the reelworld and yt shorts, watched a shit ton of anime but only watch a few now currently watching irl movies about dudes giving up, play vidya like squad and deadlock sometimes rts or osrs, have a small home gym but don't even use it anymore>looking forany biological woman don't care if you're mentally ill, we don't even have to meet we can just game or watch stuff>not looking fortroons or men>discordtupoware
any tips for a retard trying to get a job in sydney?? I am so bad with keeping good professional relationships I seem to always unintentionally burn bridges because I cannot mask for long enough to pretend like I care about work. I know so many jobs posted online are spam-applied to so probably never get my resume seen. I just don't know how to go about this proactively without weirding people out. I want to just go to places and ask 'need somebody to work for you?' cause I can't keep living dole payment to dole payment it's putting strain on all of my personal relationships. I want to do some volunteering in my fields of interest just to pass the time and keep busy. I am less and less interested in spending my time on the internet and really all I want is to connect with people and gain experiences. But I also have to make a living somehow... Is it more complicated in my head than it is in real life???Anyway. Ranting. I posted in the last thread with my contact and it immediately died. I don't really care anymore I'll just talk to some ausfags/ sydneyfags on here cause 4chan is where I always come back to when I feel alone.
Im a very horny ftm that is looking for people with big dicks :33 im just cock hungry tonight idk why ;_; my tdick is sooo hard and needy. I had a guy giving me attention on a videogame and now my pussy is cock hungry ●.◉ i would meet up tonight with anyone in Sydney and willing to travel :3>IntoBig dick, BBC, 18-45, tgirls, tributes, public, showing off, chasers, autistics, rape play, monster rape :3 and more>Not IntoIdk small penis>Discordftmlaurapalmer
>>34915567>I cannot mask for long enough to pretend like I care about workdo you mean that in a genuine autism sense, or is it a turn of phrase?
>>34916102yo what am i even looking at
>>34916156idk how its a turn of phrase not being in an autism sense...
>>34916102Someone actually looking for a hook up? Wonders will never cease
>>34917031if you're not diagnosed, get a diagnosis. If you're diagnosed, get yourself a DSP and find an IEA provider (formerly DES). Sign up with them. they are paid to help you get job ready, help you get and apply for interviews, possibly negotiate with the employer to modify the position to suit you better, and provide support when you're employed as needed. They can be involved as much or as little as you want, and they get a huge bonus if you stay in your job over 6 or 12 months so they're motivated to get you one you like.There was a huge shakeup with the IEA contracts last year which makes it harder to tell which providers are best. Look at those near you, call them up for a chat, see what they specialise in, and go for one that feels like a match. You can always change afterwards. there's a lot of real shit providers out there but you can pick them pretty quickly, and the good ones are really good.there's some good government support programs out there and you seem like a fit for this one. take advantage of it.
>>34918115Does this work for ADHD diagnosis as well? I'm struggling to find work in my professional careers that I have qualifications in (video production and marketing). Finding work through those services might be better for just a little while.
Ah man. We're fucked aren't we. How does this country have like the second highest body count in the world yet autistic faggots like me and presumably you still have to run off to a shitty thread full of larpers. I don't know how some of you guys can hold a boner long enough to post something earnest in here. I had a girlfriend 4 years ago and I still think about her but she definitely does not think about me. My life has no meaning at all now that I have enough money to not have to work to survive. it's either go to a psychiatrist to make my life have even less meaning through mind altering drugs like I'm the fucking rat in the skinner box or I actually kill myself. Being in love was the only time my life has felt like it had meaning since before highschool and love doesn't seem to exist anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I'm only a misanthrope because the existence of other people contextualises why I hate myself so much. Love you all good luck in life
>>34921152Yeah man it's all fucked, dating apps are fucked and even if you get a few matches you will spaghetti it, if you suceed they will try to change who you are as a person if you don't conform you're done, if you don't check every millionth tick on their ick list you're done, if you missed out early in life it does not get any better only worse, if you try your best to conform even with suceess you will still eventually fail. Cold approaching women is all the same, if you make a move on a chick friend it's the same, if met through the mutual it's the same. Posting on /soc/ threads as the 2nd last resort (last is homoshit) to cope hoping a mentally retarded chick wil throw out a rope is cope. All that is left is to cope then die. Cope is hope? No there really is nothing else to life. No misaki will come
>ASL26/M/Perth>AboutI like to game, go for walks, keep active, play music. I'm very easy going and straight.>Looking forPeople to hang out with or something more casual. Idm if you're older or younger.>ContactsDiscord: Das_bootyshortsTeleguard: FY7QS5XNRTelegram: @Apollo_Shepherd
hey guys im from qld and really need to get out of my current living situation. (i am a male btw so no im not gonna be a sex slave for some fat guy) im pretty much just a dole bludger rn, living off cennalink and playing games to pass the time, but my life is genuinely so fucked and I cannot live like this anymore. i live at my dads place but its pretty much a hoarder derelict squalid shit hole and i just cannot build a life here. how the fuck do i pull myself out of this shit. even share houses seem out of my budget, is public housing even accessible? there are always homeless people around the city so i presume its impossible to get a place like that anyway. idk just looking for some advice ig
>>34922855get a pick packing job and start getting money
35/m/GeelongSlim femboy type, hoping to find others in the local area that enjoy the same interests. Ideally Dominants or fem types. Kink, BDSM, Latex, Bondage, Sensory Deprivation, Gags, Chastity, Anal, FeminizationKik: Rdelle111Discord: rdelle111Pic is me
>>34876536hey m friendly reminder you should consider killing yourself
do any cool young ppl still lurk here? aus soc died years ago lul>asl19 sydney>aboutnot much, honestly. i talk about wutevr nd im always down 4 vcs. neet, not so much hiki cuz i liek goin out its just that i hv no irl friends. i dont care about much in the world anymore, be open w me.>looking foranyone sub 23 years old>not looking foranyone over 23 years old>contactdrop urs
>>34922908I grew up there, it was not a great place.
>>34923008Lol, how underage are you? Jeez.
