And the other way around.They're issuing a new passport that looks like pic related.Reminds me I need to marry an american girl.
Lmfao, if that's true and it actually gets passed, thank God I got a passport before that fatass decided to put his name and face one everything. The death throes of a man's ego faced with mortality and the inevitable erasure of the collective's mind to eventually be reduced to a name and picture in a textbook.
29m/FloridaKittenbattery@proton.meLet me make an American out of you! (No trans)
>asl44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)>DescriptionBeen wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.>Looking forBiological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful people on here, equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer.>Not looking forMEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.>Interests and HobbiesAll the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. No longer chasing new music; I’m clearly stuck in a decade straddling the turn of the millennium, won’t leave, and no-one can make me. If you can guess my pick for best video game ever made that ISN’T Tetris (arguably perfect) then I’ll take a look at your OF/memecoin. Only clue you’re getting is it was released in 1998. >ContactDiscord: david_ononymousSnapchat: NewPoorDecision Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
>ASL18/M/UK>aboutpathetic emo nerd, im into manga, games, palaeontology and biology, or just science in general really.>lfan american girl to help me cope>nlfmen, people selling content>contactdiscord - c_rrion
35m American seeking European.europe is screwed. time to jump ship with a financially secure American chad. disc: druidparadox
>>34995111Hilarious you're so butthurt over it
33/m/us (you'll never guess where)Interested in euro womenIf you have an accent you can make me do anythingKik Texan185
>ASL25/M/Eastern Europe (the Balkans)>aboutpathetic hikkineet whose lifelong dream has been to move to the US and start his life over. now feeling extremely aimless and disillusioned because i missed the brief 5 month time window in which my country was part of the US's v*s* w*ive* pr*gra* which would've allowed me to step into the US with a standard European pass***. but now we got kicked out and my dream seems more distant than ever. it feels like it's slipping through my fingers with b**rder** tightening up, tensions rising and everything else. every second i spend here makes me feel like i'm wasting my life because i'm not living the life i really want to live. but at the same time i'm way too stubborn to give up on my dream. it's kept me going since i was a literal 7 year old. >looking foran american girl to sv**me!!! ideally, you'd be interested in conventions, cosplay, arcades, hobby stores and other such places. i promise i'll go everywhere with you with a smile on my face!! i've always wanted to partake in these things but was never able to!!! i'd also do whatever else you'd wanna do!! what matters is that we both have fun! even if you can't s***me, just having a cool american girl to talk to regularly would still do wonders for my mental health and would make my depressing daily life just a little bit brighter!! either way, you have nothing to lose and a potential ride or die boy to gain!! >not looking foranything else!!>tag firsthikki(had to censor a bunch of words because my post kept getting eaten up REEEE)
>>34995546Aren’t you supposed to be crying about a ballroom or something? go back to /pol/
19M/USSimply seeking a European girl to talk too (accents make me weak lol)discord: unc_is_burc
>>34995111people like you are going to keep this guy's memory alive by thinking about him decades after he dies
>>3499455627/m/Midwestern AmericanLooking for Euro bros who like pop culture strategy vidya (hoi4) etc. Finishing college soon and wanna get back in so if you have a group already you're willing to invite me that's be dopeKikEddorange
>>34995804>>34995546>>34995111It's just another scammy "special edition" bullshit they're doing for the 250th anniversary, like the stupid ass UFC fights and the Trump Golden Visa. It's not going on every passport, just the passports of whichever rich retards are dumb enough to request the Trump one for however much extra money it'll be.
>>34994556The US should bring back the National Quotas system. Remember kids, WASP is best, Northern European is acceptable, Southern European is a big downgrade, Eastern European is basically barbarian, and if it is brown, flush it down.
>>34994556Bro who the fuck wants to live in America lol. They are leaving in droves if they can afford to jump the the insane hoops they force on anyone who actually tries to leave.The problem is nobody wants them anyway
>>35000787Euro cope is pathetic. America is the worst? Neat, your country is still our vassal state that we treat like a zoo. You’re subject to all of our politics and all of our decisions, and you cucks don’t even get a vote lmao. You people never stopped being peasants and it shows.
>>35001420Objectively true statement Europoops the RAPEDEndlessly hover around our politics and media and say we're the worse anyway
american girl here. question. why would anyone want to date an american girl?
>>35001491europe is boring
>>35001491Euro currently living in North America : well I fantasize about the average white rural midwestern (pleonasm, I know) girl, overweight/chubby and preferably with a bush
31/Male/USA (PNW)5'7" (174 cm) white blond male with green eyes and an average build.White-collar man who lives alone with his dog.I enjoy cooking/baking, hiking, walking my dog and playing video games Looking for an LTR with an XX woman that leads to starting a family (not necessarily marriage). Preferably a brown-eyed brunette aged 18-30, but race and body type don't matter. Please no escorts, trannies, drug users (alcohol and marijuana are fine), mentally ill (anything aside from autism, ADHD or OCD) or single moms.Eu sei falar um pouco de português.Give me a good excuse to visit another first-world country for once.Discord: galeguinho95
>>34995111>>34995926It'll become a valuable collector's item in 10+ yearsThank god my passport expires this year so I have a chance to get this one
>>34995546It's an objective fact. Look at his actions. If you look at them all through the lens of a man that has death knocking at his door, they all begin to make sense. He doesn't give a fuck about anything other than cementing his legacy. It's just human nature when you truly understand that when you die, all that's left of you are the memories and recordings of you until one day the last person inevitably forgets about you and you are erased from the passage of time. Nobody gets out alive, we just become more cognizant of it as our time approaches. In a way I almost feel sympathy because that will almost assuredly be me and you day.
>>35003038Your discord doesn’t really work did you get snatched up
>>34994556If they get married here, how do they get citizenship? Is it easy?
>>35003038Just go back to your homeland. It's magnificent.
>>35001491Americans are much nicer and more relatable to me than other germans, i find that they're the only people i can make meaningful longterm connections with
>>35001491I don't find girls from my country interesting, even if they can be pretty. I've bathed in american culture all my life, and it feels the most comfortable to me.
green card thread
M 28looking for girlfailure to bluecard to west europe and be with me forever.you HAVE to be autistic and have sex with me. i'm sorry that's just how it is. open to negotiatingdiscord gigasiever
>>35001491Most of you are based tradwives we want to provide for. All the women here are liberal whores.
I need fat german/nordic prince to bring to america and live with me and not talk to other girls Ever in their life or leave the house without me, oh and he must rid his computer when he is my boyfriend ^^^ (;▽;)
ITT: Faggots licking the boot like they wish they could lick his tiny cock (but he wouldnt like any of you because youre older than 7)
>asl21/m/ukKik: somehowcansurf>aboutGay, looking for an American below 40 to get to know and and one day become his stay at home husband.> interestsHistory, Economics, new wave and indie music, midwit cinema
>>35001420The Federal Reserve & Israel (synonymous) control your country I have literally no idea what you're talking about. Nigga is really fighting over whose more cucked when both of us are lmfao.
>>35009618I need the opposite of this, i need to control some foreigner and make it come to Nordic heaven
>>35009618This actually describes me to a T, weirdly.Do you have a protonmail or Discord or something? I'm happy to verify that it's me. I'm fat and mostly German by descent (I'm English by nationality)
Just don't end up on the East Coast. Texas, as a boarder state, is a joke.
>asl20/tgirl/eirelooking for a handsome (older) american man to take my hand in marriage... i have a soft spot for blue collar men and men in uniform but as long as youre taller than me (5'7) im happy <3disc: toluene.on
>>35001491as a european that's actually a great question....Some of you are not completely disconnected illiterate retards, so you could gamble.Besides that, i have absolutely no fucking idea.... the accent maybe?
what if ur both?
Hallo. 25 Bio F Asian Burger here. I want a slav penpal, preferably 20+.I like writing and drawing things that make people smile. I am interested in learning about life and culture in eastern Europe. I am pretty normie in terms of outlook and interests, and I am outgoing. Please no troons or weirdos into gore or scat or illegal shit! Let's just write a little joy into each other's world. Drop email if interested, I'm a bit precautious
>>35023329moosmonsoon@proton.meWould love to chat about it! I'm slavic living in USA but maybe could fulfill what you're looking for.
>>35017924Is that a fucking Edelweiss tattoo
>>35023329Hey, I'm 30/M slav living in Central Europe. Sending each other mails/letters to brighten each other's day sounds nice.obTHm9MdEH@protonmail.com
>>35017924You look like Harry Potter who went to prison and joined Arian Brotherhood.
>>3502332922/M, South Slavic!hotori@cock.li
>>35023329out of curiosity why and how are you interested in slavs as an asian? just wondering
M, East Asian, tall. Looking for someone to rp or be a cute mean cheerleader who secretly loves ricedick.Into submissives, switches, brats, bullying, humiliation, raceplay (AMXF/AMWF).Discord: pancaked1207
Who's got prettier titties, girls from the US or from EU?Let's see and compare, all shapes and sizes are appreciated QP9XCELB5
>>35006560Soulless NPC
>A/S/L20 (Turning 21 In June)MaleSouthwest Missouri>Description6ft 3in (190ish cm) Good ol' boy that has an autistic obsession over guns, I build em, buy em' and shoot em'. >Looking forBiological woman who likes firearms or at least will tolerate them, also has to want to live in the middle of nowhere missouri, hard choice i know.>Not looking forTrans folk, Men, Communists, or Karens. we can disagree on a lot of things but Id rather not deal with importing another brainlet into the country.>Interests Guns, as stated before, Vidya, and old volvo cars. I own a few and they are great (when they run)>Contactnickthemilkman on disc, I can give out a burner email if needed.>picIts of a skyline nearby, near dusk
>>35009618My telegram is SupermandsenThis sounds amazing
>>35011860Are you looking for a man from the US?
>>35001420go die for for your jewish owners nigger :)
>>35030423>>35011855“Waaah the joooooos cucked me!!!”-Euros throughout history (they’ve universally been cucks since Rome fell)The Jews own America about as much as euros do, which is to say not at all. Cope and seethe peasants, you will continue to take it in the ass from the US
>>35032243Your entire personality was literally hand crafted in a lab by Jeffrey Epstein. Israel gets hundreds of billions in free tax dollars to rape babies with dogs. Kill yourself you pedophilic anal sock puppet
>>35029180I've written to lots of other people from other countries but never central-east euro. It's a bit of black hole to me in terms of what I know about the culture. [spoiler]The accents also do ungodly things to me and I wrote that post in the throes of that[/spoiler]
>>35032279Take your meds schizo
26/f/cali>about meblack clothes year round, boots even in summerlong dark hair, pale, piercingsnight owl, horror enjoyer, old games, music way too loud in headphoneslikes cemeteries, fog, abandoned places, rainy walks, candles, catscan be quiet at first but opens up fast 1-on-1will absolutely infodump about things I loveinterestsgoth / darkwave / post-punk / industrialretro games, point-and-clicks, weird RPGsdrawing, journaling, wandering at nighttrue crime, occult aesthetics (not crazy, just the vibe)tea > coffee>looking foraround my age (20–30ish)someone who likes to talk a lot, share music, send walls of text at 3amclingy is fine, shy is fine, weird is fineprefer long chats that turn into voice calls and maybe meeting someday>contactdiscord: aiden012673
>>35000787>Insane hoops to leaveLMAO wut?
>>35009643Hi if you are still active, my user name on discord is @princesssicknesssyndrome
>>35012356 my user name on discord is @princesssicknesssyndrome
>>35011860no asians allowed in agartha :,[
>>35032733I share pretty much all of your interests, and almost everything you wrote could describe me as well. I’m 27/M. If you’re looking for someone similar and would like to talk, add me on discord: “solcelatus”. I couldn’t add you through yours
We got a marriage of american and euros here in our discord server. If your looking to get burger'd or euros this is the spot. We have fun chats and vc, the rare meetup and even good hearted political debates. Join us now!! https://discord.gg/mxYY6hDmMt
>>35032869Added.
29/m/europoorLooking for talkative femanons for nsfw/sfw funDiscord: victs66
>>34994556>ASL20/m/USA>DescriptionSlightly husky American boy with an above average face card. Super super talkative, too talkative, I really don't stop talking. Slightly mentally not-ok but not to a degree where it makes me unable to function in society.>Looking forAny Euro except UK. Very very fond of central-euro slavs. Bisexual but kinda picky with men (most body types are fine except super obese. Love hunky gymbros, fit athletic types, even twinks. It's the faces that I have trouble with.). Exceptionally picky about women's personalities, but not their appearances (Sorry.) Generally extremely uncritical of transgenders of both kinds (There's just a lot good about them both conceptually and in practice.)>Not looking forBad vibes. People looking for something casual. People who will be cold and distant and abandon me. People who don't communicate their needs very clearly. People over the age of 25.>InterestsLoves gaming, going to local live music, nature of all kinds. (gardening, hiking, natural photography, etc.) Aspiring writer but not as a career, I just like writing. Little too into folk-punk, ska-punk, other embarrassing punk subgenres.just ask 4 contact if u are interested. Not afraid of
>>35000787>Bro who the fuck wants to live in America lol.7 billion browns, apparently.
>asl21/Male/Europe>letterstwink>interestsI like the outdoors (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, gamedev and video games (deadlock, milsims, weird indie games, coop horror), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics, music (metal, rock and classical), sports (swimming and basketball),history and literature>looking forFriends/relationship someone who I can form a genuine connection with.>not looking forPassionless people with no hobbiesPeople that forget why they add meGooners>contactackee205Please tell me something about yourself when you add me.pic is me
>ASL25/M/EU>About meTall (6ft+), dark (hair and eyes) and Caucasian. Darker aesthetic (clothes), fashionable. I live alone, independent thanks to my job.Personality-wise I’m extroverted but avoidant in some cases. I’m selective about who I actually let close. Been burned before, but when I click with someone I open up more.InterestsGaming, nature hikes, exploring cities, socialisation. I like the balance of staying in and chilling or going out and doing things.>Looking forA girl, ideally (guys adding me are usually weird gay ones), who is interested in something serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and genuine is all I ask for. Open to long distance if there’s real intent to meet eventually. I date with the idea of building something stable and long-term, so hookups aren't really something I want at this point.>Not looking forDrama, people who make their mental health their whole personality, heavy baggage that dominates everything, or girls who just want attention/validation without putting in effort. It's weird.I want a calm, happy, secure life with the right person. Someone I can build with, feel safe with, and actually enjoy the simple days alongside the exciting ones.If any of this sounds fun to you, my Discord is countolson. Thanks for not being a weirdo.
>ASL21/MtF/UK>About meYes I am a tranny. No I do not pass yet, I am starting HRT very soon. Think of getting with me as getting in on bitcoin in 2009. In 2 years, you will have a cute passoid wife to cook, clean, and hang on your every word. And you will be glad you added me. I am interested in lots of things, maybe you'll add me and learn more about them ( ˘_˘ )>Looking forA husband. I am fairly traditional but not looking for esoteric extremist religious nuts or physcopathic violent freaks and weirdos. Gentle and emotionally available men. Be American that's okay too, or euro whatever. I am 100% white BTW>ContactDiscord: berlinheroes45
22 / M/ NL>About mechill, affectionate, into games/music/reading>Looking fora boyfriend, preferably twink/femboy vibes but if we click we clickstill kinda exploring things & never actually had a bf before so patience is appreciated lol(im a switch btw)>Not looking fordry conversations or mind games !>discordglhfcutie
>>35043057Attentionwhore who will do literally anything but bait you arguments+dryDNI
>>35053324Yeah, I will do anything but that!
>asl27/male/east US >aboutI'm a tall white American who's spent a lot of time in Europe. Ethically I'm mostly English and I used to live in the UK when I was younger so Brits also feel free to add. >interests My favorite game with way too many hours is war thunder but I'm doing a Skyrim play through atm. As far as anime stuff like code geass, FMA, trigun, Vinland Saga, LotGH(obviously). Absolutely love Freiren. My more normie interests are 19th century military history and aviation/naval history as well as cooking and home brewing beer. I also read a lot because you know that's what you do, though mostly military history non-fiction and literary fiction like Mishima or something, maybe a lil sci-fi(Heinlein my beloved). I'd love to talk more with folks about cuisine of various cultures as it's something I like to do in addition to going to historical places/battle sites/ classical music venues. Always looking for recommendations on recipes to try out or places to visit. >looking formostly looking for chill guys from either Western Europe, the UK or Scandinavia who share my interests. Ik it's not a dating thread but as far as women are concerned I typically go for Scandinavians and Brits but if you're not feel free to add if you share interests/want to talk. >not looking fornot really looking to talk to eastern slavs right now, lots of bad memories. Also not looking to talk to migrants or recent immigrants either, like if you're from the UK for example and your parents were windrush or whatever that's cool but like no fresh off the boat types. Not into very far left people/crybabies or delusional schizophrenic right wingers. Also if you add me and you're gay or trans or what have you that's cool but I'm not gonna be into you. Also to the ladies please be somewhat emotionally regulated, at least a little bit. >tagsigkircheis
Am asian girl looking for EuropiN guy who can stretch my liltight pussy Telegram @RealPussy15
F (23) USA. Long shot but I'd like to move to the UK (or maybe continental EU)Into video games, art, riffing over bad movies. Discord: luckylunan
>>35029063lol thanks for the complement
