Lmfao, if that's true and it actually gets passed, thank God I got a passport before that fatass decided to put his name and face one everything. The death throes of a man's ego faced with mortality and the inevitable erasure of the collective's mind to eventually be reduced to a name and picture in a textbook.

29m/Florida
Kittenbattery@proton.me

Let me make an American out of you! (No trans)

>asl
44/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)
>Description
Been wading this Godforsaken mire for the best part of two decades and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the car crash that represents my life. Personal accountability?! How dare you.
>Looking for
Biological females in the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness I never grew out of. Over the years I’ve met some of the most wonderful people on here, equal parts joy and torment, even if we part company on good or bad terms as we descend into moral, ethical, or spiritual ruin. I’d very much like to continue this a little while longer.
>Not looking for
MEN! I can’t believe this actually needs broadcast in full capitals. Additionally: If you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional but if you’ve spent your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions, or lack the ability to defend your own, then pass over - you’re doing us both a favour.
>Interests and Hobbies
All the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. No longer chasing new music; I’m clearly stuck in a decade straddling the turn of the millennium, won’t leave, and no-one can make me. If you can guess my pick for best video game ever made that ISN’T Tetris (arguably perfect) then I’ll take a look at your OF/memecoin. Only clue you’re getting is it was released in 1998.

>Contact
Discord: david_ononymous
Snapchat: NewPoorDecision
Telegram: @NewPoorDecision

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>ASL
18/M/UK
>about
pathetic emo nerd, im into manga, games, palaeontology and biology, or just science in general really.
>lf
an american girl to help me cope
>nlf
men, people selling content
>contact
discord - c_rrion

35m American seeking European.

europe is screwed. time to jump ship with a financially secure American chad.

disc: druidparadox

>>34995111
Hilarious you're so butthurt over it

33/m/us (you'll never guess where)
Interested in euro women
If you have an accent you can make me do anything
Kik Texan185

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>ASL
25/M/Eastern Europe (the Balkans)
>about
pathetic hikkineet whose lifelong dream has been to move to the US and start his life over. now feeling extremely aimless and disillusioned because i missed the brief 5 month time window in which my country was part of the US's v*s* w*ive* pr*gra* which would've allowed me to step into the US with a standard European pass***. but now we got kicked out and my dream seems more distant than ever. it feels like it's slipping through my fingers with b**rder** tightening up, tensions rising and everything else. every second i spend here makes me feel like i'm wasting my life because i'm not living the life i really want to live. but at the same time i'm way too stubborn to give up on my dream. it's kept me going since i was a literal 7 year old.
>looking for
an american girl to sv**me!!! ideally, you'd be interested in conventions, cosplay, arcades, hobby stores and other such places. i promise i'll go everywhere with you with a smile on my face!! i've always wanted to partake in these things but was never able to!!! i'd also do whatever else you'd wanna do!! what matters is that we both have fun! even if you can't s***me, just having a cool american girl to talk to regularly would still do wonders for my mental health and would make my depressing daily life just a little bit brighter!! either way, you have nothing to lose and a potential ride or die boy to gain!!
>not looking for
anything else!!
>tag
firsthikki
(had to censor a bunch of words because my post kept getting eaten up REEEE)

>>34995546
Aren’t you supposed to be crying about a ballroom or something? go back to /pol/

19M/US

Simply seeking a European girl to talk too (accents make me weak lol)

discord: unc_is_burc

>>34995111
people like you are going to keep this guy's memory alive by thinking about him decades after he dies

>>34994556
27/m/Midwestern American
Looking for Euro bros who like pop culture strategy vidya (hoi4) etc. Finishing college soon and wanna get back in so if you have a group already you're willing to invite me that's be dope
Kik
Eddorange

>>34995804
>>34995546
>>34995111
It's just another scammy "special edition" bullshit they're doing for the 250th anniversary, like the stupid ass UFC fights and the Trump Golden Visa. It's not going on every passport, just the passports of whichever rich retards are dumb enough to request the Trump one for however much extra money it'll be.