You know, I hate threads like these. I really hate seeing you disgusting animals and your retarded e-coupling rituals. What I hate even more is that it'd probably work for you lobotomized normalniggers, too.

Me
>30/M/US
>5'9, very thin due to depression
>religion due to being depressed and thinking about death a lot
>none, nihilist
>pointless

Them
>somebody that'll commiserate with me

You
>39/m/DC
>Buzzcut, earpiece, mirror shades, suit, glow in the dark
>Niche subcultures
>Critical thinking and counterculture
>We're already in contact

Them
>14f cali
>Blonde blue eyes
>games anime going to the mall with my friends
>Christian and partying!

You
>27/Male/New England
>White, 5'9", skinny, messy brown hair, brown eyes
>Filmmaker, photographer, interested in all kinds of art. Brain full of nonsense humor 90% of the time
>Wife and family, blah blah
>Virgin, but have had girlfriends before because was waiting until marriage
Discord: cjp020
Email: brosbeforepolicereports@gmail.com

Her
>18-29/Female/Anywhere
>White, height doesn't matter, healthy weight
>Interested in some kind of art would be great, but as long as she wants to talk lots. Anxious attachment kind of person is probably best, because I'm that way myself. Is sexual but doesn't need that kind of thing to come first.
>Open to having a family

It's ghost city 9/10 times when I try to do this, I think I'm just boring desu.

>>35046173
Me
>A/S/L
Man that's old enough to know better than to think this could ever work
>Looks
I'm ugly
>Interests
Shitposting
>Values
Nothing that I wouldn't be willing to abandon whenever it suits me
>Contact
Please don't
Them
>anorexic with low self esteem

What's the point of these? It's going to be dozens of male posts with zero replies and one post by a tranny with everyone jestermaxxing for a crumb of xer attention.

>>35046179
I've been here a while, and on occasion there are more women. It depends on the day though, some vague intangible sentiment going around that day.

>>35046179
I really want a male friend not a female friend from here. The women are all either underage or severely mentally ill.

>>35046173
Me
>A/S/L
20/f/EST
>Looks
short, nerdy, long hair, fair skin, petite
>Interests
bbc
>Values
Worshipping bbc
>Contact
melancholicoffins

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>>35046173
>19/M/UK
>5,4, skinny, big messy fluffy brown hair, big eyebags,
>Interests: Video games (mainly single player), anime, reading, the internet!
>Values: I i have my own values but i think everyone should try to be kind :>
>Contact: discord solanssword

Them
Honestly id be so happy to just have a girl whos nice to me but as for preferences

>17-30/F/UK ideally
>I really like girls with bangs! I like girls who wear pretty dresses and skirts, height doesnt matter and id like a healthy weight
>Interests: needs to at least be kinda nerdy

I hope you talk to me~

>>35046176
Kek
>>35046182
Who are you trying to fool, Mavisfag?

reminder that e-dating never works out and e-love is bullshit.

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Me
>30 m KC
>5'9, fat, hairy, balding
>Cooking, reading, writing, history, guns, old vidya, movies, metal
>being polite, being good to my friends, working hard, I can't think of anything of anything I have a weird conviction about. I hate loud noises? I dont yell or shout or anything.
>Contact: too shy

Them
>21+ f midwest
>Looks: I dunno I've never been that picky
>Interests: I seem to attract women with daddy issues, Its not my thing but there seems to be something about me that attracts that.
>Values: being nice

>>35046173
Bro what, this is specifically called out as the type of thread that doesnt belong here. Your a stick bundle.
Anyway
27/F/EU
7/10, shizo
Motorcycles, ham radio, old vidya, history/scifi books
Rightwingish but tolerant, not verg politically active these days

>>35046185
You can meet someone local online. Chances are small but thats how I met my bf of 6 years now.

>A/S/L
19, Male, Brazil
>Looks
Good for Brazilian standards, probably average for western standards
>Interests
Anime and fiction in general, existentialism and in the beginning of getting to know about world religions
>Values
Respect
>Contact
Too shy for that. I just want to share what my ideal gf is like.

Them
>A/S/L
Close to my age, female, living at my city would make things easier.
>Looks
Ideally beautiful or at least average (it is what everyone desire lol). Asian, european or descendant of europeans
>Interests
As long as she is passionate about it I think almost everything is fine, as long as is compatible with my morals. And also a particular interest in protecting and nurturing a pathetic and socially awkward male
>Values
Respect, patience.

>A/S/L
old/XX/internet
>Looks
bad
>Interests
Miku
>Values
Miku
>Contact
no

Them
>A/S/L
old/XY
>Looks
Chad
>Interests
Miku
>Values
Miku

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>Them
idk
a cool foid

>>35046173
You
>A/S/L
28/M/UK
>Looks
5'8, skinny but fit, black hair, glasses. I dress quite plainly, but it's quite comfy and I think I look tidy.
>Interests
Football, classical music, military history, fighting related video games including rpgs
>Values
Massive self-improover. I try to make the most of situations, so I either work my arse off or something, or I laze about in bed. I'm cynical for the most part but I do think there are a few nice people around, so it's worth being a good person so that I can benefit them. I also don't believe in sex early on in a relationship, and I'm happy to wait until we're sure we're meant to be. I'm not religious.
>Contact
discord is henry_the_survivor

Them
>A/S/L
Roughly my age but doesn't matter too much because everyone's life is different/F/UK
>Looks
Dress modestly, fit, no piercings, wasian (not that it matters when it comes to an actual relationship)
>Interests
Some sport, some art, some academic subject, hopefully some form of video game too. I don't really mind what exactly,
>Values
Someone who doesn't always need to go out and meet new people, although I don't mind if she does every now and then. Tries their best and is prosocial for the most part.

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>>35046173
>You
None of your business. This is a thread about a hypothetical perfect partner anyway.
>>them
>19/F
>white, same height as me, good-looking face and curvy skinny body with average sized breasts and a good ass
>wanting to be a mother, everything related to "otaku culture", ttrpgs, religions, history, politics, and maybe literature, philosophy, OPSEC and craftsmanship
>christian morality (not hating even "evil" people, only their evil actions), infinite loyalty to me, determination and critical thinking
This was my blogpost.

>too normie
Everyone that posts here posts on soc, stupid newfag.

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>Favorites
Hidamari, Bocchi, Koisuru Asteroid, Sketchbook, Girls und Panzer, Minami-ke, Geijutsuka Art, Gochiusa, Strike Witches, Manabi Straight, Yuru Camp
>Boards
/v/, /a/, /co/, /jp/, /s4s/, /m/, /aco/, /h/, /u/, /e/, /c/
>Looking For
M or F who wants to fap together to loli and moe
>Not Looking For
(You) don't like loli/moe
(You) only want to talk
>Tag
hya.kko

You
No

Them
>A/S/L
mid twenny / Female / Anywhere
>Looks
Tall and thin to a freakish degree; translucent pale skin; corpse bride looking girl with big, dead eyes; eating disorder and self harm scars; big ol' tiddies (optional); well dressed
>Interests
me; me; me; any sort of highly esoteric professional interest; destructive romance
>Values
none; empty; ghost passing through life; frighteningly amoral

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>>35046195
Troons and fags are not "normal", tourist.

>>35046408
retard can't even recognize the thread originated on another board. kys

>>35046836
I dont browse /lgtv/ like you do, faggot. Maybe you should go back and stay there.

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>>25/Male/USA(EST)
Hello, I am a pretty terminally online loser, working full time, taking classes, trying to find a longterm online friend. I can be on and off on discord but need that perfect friend that really makes me want to come online and hangout virtually. Please be pretty active on discord and able to text frequently! Here is a bit about me and what I am looking for.

>>SFW
Lifewise and hobbywise I am into vidya, nerdy things, comics, horror, youtube (nickcrowley, horror stuff, reignbot, nexpo), cooking and really all things tech and computer related. I work in the tech and engineering world. I would love a friend who is able to relate to a lot of the things I mentioned and someone interested in sharing their interests with me! Any kind of sexual online relationship is never fun if there is no bare bones connection.

>>NSFW
I am a loser whiteboi with a tiny 4 inch penis. I am looking for a friend who is hung, older than me (25 and up please), loves porn, is interested in making me submissive and more addicted to porn, and ofcourse who wants me to worship porn as well as his cock. Please be interested in willing to feed pornographic images as I think it is so hot to have a male friend who entirely controls my porn intake and what I am allowed to let make my tiny penis hard! Some of my sexual interests are:

BBC,JOI,PMV,Big booty cheeks, tight pants, dancing, big cocks, non nude.

I love the idea of a buddy making me get more and more pathetic for non nude porn and really whatever they decide is appropriate for me. Here are some of the girls I am into!

AlexisTexas, AbellaDanger, SiriDahl, Morgpie, Vixenp, Demoniika, Lyracrowo, MandyMuse, LucyPinder, and more...clearly big booty girls!~

If anything here caught your interest please hit me up with a message telling me a bit about yourself:) Please be enthusiastic!
>>Discord: lilbrim

Them
>A/S/L
20-30/F/eu

>Looks
not overweight, white or arab with dark hair.

>Interests
movies, animals, going outside to just walk around and explore.

>Values
christian values. unconditional love. its me and you against the whole world and we will win.

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>>35046173
>implying /r9k/ isn't also filled to the brim with normalfag scum
Kekypow

discord: sticksuicide

>Likes
Pizza, Vidya, Anime (my 3x3 is here https://mysticcombat.com/aboutme/Vidya3x3.jpg ), combat, drawing, cartoons, Metal, Nukes, Knifes and Katanas, Children, Planet vegeta, Colonization, Computers, Armpits, Money,The purple chaos emerald (brother is sealed inside),Chains, Gears, Natural Selection

>Dislikes
Trannies, Lotion,Mean People,Frost demons, Jews, Niggerz, Women, Hypnosis, Vidya (post 2015), Ketchup, All Reploids, Mobile phones, Globalzation, Women, Polidicks, People who witness rape and say "ew"

>>35049947
>christian values
>its me and you against the whole world and we will win
I don't think you understood the book you read anon