I am a 70-year-old man and I find myself attracted to girls who are significantly younger than me, both physically and mentally. The age difference is something I find quite appealing.

I would very be interested in having a conversation with you. It does not need to be anything sexual. I would be just as happy simply talking and learning about your life and interests.

I tend to prefer something longer-term rather than one-off exchanges, although I am open to either depending on how things develop.

If you are interested in the same kind of connection, or simply curious to get to know me, you can reach me on Teleguard.

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>ASL
30m UK
>About
6'1, long brown hair, tattoos, full beard, glasses, stable job
>hobbies/interests:
motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, chess, hiking, stand up comedy
>sexual interests
sadist, into some pretty rough stuff, pain, abuse, cnc, ddlg, degradation/humiliation, public, remote controlled toys... the list goes on
>looking for
a goth/alt submissive girl that likes pain, isn't fat (or is willing to lose weight), likes being babied
>not looking for
fatsos, men, anyone older than 25, anyone who wants kids
>disc
beermonkey_271

pic related it's my hand

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>asl
24/F/uk
>about
I do not do much at all ! I am very chill most of the time I want to go outside more and it’s very hard I want to touch my bare toes on the grass with someone that would be very cool
I am retarded neet all I do is play vidya and stuff not very good I have been trying to lose weight for a while speaking to me is an investment purr nah I just want friend anyway it would be cool to chat and speak I will speak about interests once u add me n we can be cool together
>looking for
Some nice chill homies to speak to and frolic with
>not looking for
Don’t care Aslong as you’re not 2 mental loco crazy bananas
>disc
bebebomber

>A/S/L
27/Male/Staffordshire
>About me
6ft2, 125kg, white, short beard, autistic, glasses. Really into early 2000s/2010s nostalgia, work full time but text during, Don't have many friends but that's been slowly changing it seems, into anime, movies, music, games, cooking, airsoft, tiny bit of politics but I try to avoid that topic, love learning lore for games - basically know the fallout lore by heart (up until 4... fuck 4 onwards), really into helldivers 2 rn would LOVE to have more friends to play it with. Heat wave is killing me so if I'm quiet just assume I fried to death in the sun attempting to touch grass.
>Looking for
Friends mainly, people to play helldivers 2 mainly
>Not looking for
Friend collectors - if you add me saying "I added you but don't remember what you wrote" you clearly just looked at contact and that's it. Gooners - I'm very rarely sexual, I'm a burnt out wage slave - sex is just ugh now. People outside the UK (I hate working around time zones)
>contact
Discord: amazingdigitalcunt

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28 M SE

I'm a normal, friendly guy! Come message me about your interests and be my friend!

As for me, I like literature, music, and doing stuff outdoors

Discord sisyphus.exe

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>>35157126

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Worth a shot I suppose.

>A/S/L
25 / M / Warwickshire
>about
5'11, 210lbs, broad shouldered, short hair but can't escape a 7' o clock shadow for the life of me. Also supposed to wear glasses but I don't and I am also a home owner.
>hobbies/interests
I really like getting out into the countryside when I am not gaming or doing gardening. I like my history and art too but I most often these days listen to weird music while tending to my cats or cooking up food. Full on wagie but it has its perks with my soft spot for cars and house keeping. I'm very mild mannered and I think I'm a welcoming enough guy.
>looking for
Preferably a girl who likes or connects with me I suppose, maybe even meet up for dinner dates in the future if we both hit it off online. I work long shifts but can message about any time day and game / VC when not working.
>not looking for
If you don't like cats there might be a problem, also no guys as I'm not gay and I already have enough friends as it is. I don't want people looking to goon or hook up either as I want some emotional connection. Anyone outside of England is a no go as I can't really do long distance in the long term and it also goes without saying but no psychos (although I don't mind a little dependance if it's to a reasonable degree as I know anxiety can be a struggle for anyone).
>contact
discord: frying_pan_to_the_face

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

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>>35156599

39 M PORTSMOUTH I have a cum fettish looking for male of female

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>ASL
26/M/Aberdeen Scotland

>About
Straight, looking for a girl around my age or younger.

I'm quite a friendly and chill guy, if maybe a bit internet-poisoned from a life of using it. I often feel isolated from the normal people here, which is why I look online for a girl. I started a decent career as an engineer after graduating from university a few years ago, so my ability to move out is limited, but I have been using the money I've made to travel more often and meet the friends I've made online.

>Interests
cooking, tabletop games, anime, cosplaying & going to cons, vidya, travelling, running, gym, and a few sports

>Looking for
A meaningful and long-term relationship. Ideally, someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. I want to play vidya together and go out but I'm happy if you are more of a homebody. I make good money for my age here and want to support a girl living together.
In terms of kinks and sexual stuff, since I'm a pretty lonely guy, I've gotten into a lot of wish-fulfillment anime/hentai, and I'd like it if you aren't bothered by that kind of stuff too.

>NOT looking for
Someone who adds but doesn't talk, isn't significantly older than myself (5+ years), or is overweight and doesn't want to work to lose weight.

>Discord
ntrvillain

40 m norfolk want to hear your guilty confession or looking for people who like showing off their wife gf or fami open minded perv pregnant and breastfeeding kink kik youandme1939 or teleguard 7HQ8K3RPU

LOOKING FOR ADULT INDUSTRY WORKERS

Have a lot of questions especially if you work in the uk. What’s the work social life like. Come and chat and indulge me

FYHBEZWL2

>>35156599
>ASL:
28f (trans) UK
>About:
Vocalist, guitar virtuoso and keyboard player, like to do drugs too and freaky aesthetic sex rituals
>Looking for:
Hot people with options and personality that like drugs music and fun. If you can sing and play instruments very well then even better.
>Not looking for:
Drooling simps.
>Discord:
eve_nebula

Anyone in London know how to root a phone?

25 F Domme UK

Dominant Goddess who seeks for a guy who love to submit and obey online or IRL. I'm based in Brixton so if you were local, we can arrange IRL session and for those who are interested to conduct online sessions, you are also welcome! Inexperience is also welcome to apply.
NOTE: I only required one servant at a time. Loyalty and commitment is number one priority

Kik : GoddessofloveDiane
Telegram : QueenDianeee

>>35168730
Where are you from?

>>35168951
Just take it to a Paki phone shop like a normal person ffs

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>>35169502
You are gross

>>35169015
Are your Lips real?

Scotland based. 21M straight

Literally looking for friends or someone to shoot the shit with.

Disc is ayden546

>>35169507
>i want to root "a" phone
>not "my" phone
>calls others gross

>>35170067
It's mine, you nincompoop. I don't even know what kind of conspiracy you're trying to get at here

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19/male/Straight

>Location
Northwest England

>About me
Into visual novels (I love them so much- I write my own but they never end up finished (´ｰ∀ｰ`). Subahibi is my favourite and I'd love to hear yours if you have any! If not- I'll be able to tell you about mine!)
I like obscure internet culture references and stupid stuff that happened online years ago. I will tell you interesting internet stories, because I'm good at telling them to people, I'm a good talker & listener! I've been told I have a very attractive voice- and I've got a pretty strong vocal range too.
Appearance? I'm white, blondish messy hair, average build.

>Looking for
Long-term relationship with a girl who I think is cute and shares a few of my interests.
I have a very firm type, which is very broad. The more different/weird a girl is the more attractive she is. Loser girls, neet girls, femcels, weirdo girls, needy/clingy girls, obsessive girls, pervy girls, autistic or aspie, socially anxious or shy girls (I'm a very patient and understanding person with any woman I'm talking to.) The more different you are from a boring normie the more I will find you interesting!
Appearance? Doesn't matter much, I think white and east-asian girls are a little cuter & glasses are adorable but personality and voice/accent is what matters the most to me. (slavic accents melt my soul, but shy/awkward voices are good no matter the accent. Lisps are adorable too! I've fallen in love over voice alone before.) Your build doesn't really matter so long as you aren't so large it's a detriment to your health.
I'm open to dating anyone from anywhere- but I'd be especially happy if you're in the UK (it'd be easier for dates :>)

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>>35170096
>Not looking for
Men (unless you wanna talk visual novels- my dude!) or trans
Anyone over 35
Most normies ig

>What can I provide?
Daily morning & night messages, as much attention and care as you need. I become attached easily as a friend, but when I fall in love I become incredibly romantic. I will message all the time if I like you (I do have a job but they let me text during work if its not busy, I'm available on discord most hours of the day). If we get a good connection, we can meet IRL too!! (Matching internet-reference shirts on a date are my dream!) I'm also a very sexual person (I read eroge lmao) but only when you're ready & comfortable for it (if we both like each-other, of course.).

>Contact
Discord: Vladmesa

Can't wait to see your messages! (´･ω･`)

[2/2]

>>35170093
The conspiracy is that you're a thief.
This was a chatgpt question.

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>>35170122
Oh right, ya got me

>About Yourself
M 40 UK 6f tall large chunky hairy dadbod with a high sex drive dirty mind looking for masochistic subs who gets off on being a slut pet or slave being made into a slut queen. looking for fun chats about my Kinks and random stuff too. Prefer long term
>Kinks
roleplay/ageplay/petplay/primal play/breeding/group/noncon/cuck/incest/powerplay/
>Info
Kik: NimrodNyx
Telegram: @GrimmBaron

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>asl
22/m/uk
bi
>about me
im a pretty calm, genuine and slightly shy person overall.
im high functioning autistic, and i deal with cptsd, so i can overthink sometimes, but i do genuinely care about people and try hard in conversations and friendships.
i like feeling close to people and actually getting to know them properly instead of just surface level chatting.
im more gentle/earnest than loud or edgy, i value kindness, honesty and consistency alot, and sometimes i feel like im not enough, but im still trying to become a better and more confident person.
i try to reply consistently, but i might not always instantly reply because im trying to keep busy.
i like to make friends similar and/or close by.
i tend to unadd people who dont introduce themselves and say something about my post because theyre usually low effort/dont read my post and i get added by scammers.
>hobbies/interests
weightlifting, currently getting lean for summer.
gaming, mainly rpgs, strategy and valve games, but i play other stuff too.
history, geography, travelling, animals, walking, cycling, nature.
tech stuff, i am starting a computing degree later this year.
film/tv, especially dramas, animation and historical stuff.
reading, manga, comics.
i used to do alot of martial arts and gardening but those are kinda in the backburner atm.
>looking for
kind friendly people i can become close friends with and people i can make a connection with eventually, maybe to hopefully hang out with eventually too.
possibly a romantic ltr if we naturally click.
>not looking for
mean/rude people, 26+ men, sexpests/gooners, cant continue a conversation past “hi hru”, friend collectors, forgot your post etc…
not looking for anything sexual.
>tag
candorous

>>35157126
bebe i added you years ago, you would ghost me repeatedly after i'd ask you a question or something. or mid convo.
then years later we talk again, the last convo we had came to a natural end, something like us agreeing ducks were cool.
then a few days later you go 'oh so you get mad i ghosted you in the past but you ghost me now!' and block me. i didnt ghost you nigger. the conversation came to a natural end.
>I am retarded
yeah you got that right
>>35157138
also her body count is like 50

My niece is a 21yo british chav milf slut. I buy nudes off her using a fake account. I've made a group on telegram to show her pics in, come and degrade her and goon with me to my whore niece:

https://t.me/+_bBPezKYcAs2OGU0

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(If you say you are from the UK in a UK thread you deserve to have your devices stripped from you.)

>asl
23/M/London

>about me
Full-time employment and full-time student, but every now any then I get large blips of free time. I've been jumping from medical incident to medical incident and once you've hit rock bottom it's only up from here. I am a very philosophically and politically principled person so it's certain not all of us will get along, but I'm willing to try anyway. That being said, I enjoy reading non-fiction however I have to catch up on fiction books. I scarcely game nowadays due to a combination of time and computer issues, but when I'm available I'm usually more than happy. I dabble in creative writing, no poems. I have two adopted stray cats, one of them is preggers! Used to write articles for an institution however I've retired due to being a stubborn asshole. I've lived here for a decade, but I'm not native—originally from the decrepit EU, but I don't find myself culturally anything particular. I'm internationally known as the chillest person on the planet irl, I tend to be a bit sadistic over the wire—you can shout at me if I'm being unjust. Oh yeah, I'm also bisexual, I've been single for a year, but I'm not looking for relationships since I'm extremely picky for a partner, with no defined "type."

>looking for
Locals to hang with, I don't mind people outside from London but the ultimate goal is to motivate me to actually 'go out' and be a 'productive human being.' interests are broad, so is my music taste, but I don't like being glued to eachother so we can chat online in the mean.

>not looking for
Commies, Race-Socialists, visually(not clinically) obese people, and anyone from Manchester (your kind always disappointed me)

>contact me
Disc: dafconx

Reply for alternative contacts however I will ignore fedbait platforms, I'm already using one to post this, and I don't want to talk to wood-chipper food.

>ASL:
33/M/SE England

>About me:
5'10", average build. Lover of rock/metal and musicals. A big fan of travel, exploring, long walks (bonus if there's a pint waiting at the end!), boardgames, food - cooking and eating.

I'm not so much into video gaming nowadays - work eats up a decent chunk of time, but I did put a bunch of hours into FFXIV way back when, but I absolutely loved it takes two and split fiction.

>Easy conversation topic:
I've never really been too much into film. Meaning, I've not watched most of the most influential movies of all time. Godfather? Nah. Alien? Terminator? Yeah... It's bad. Only last year I watched the star wars original and prequel trilogy. We pretend the sequel trilogy doesn't exist. Tell me why I should watch x film (or roast me for missing it)

>Looking for:
Friends or more. Someone to chat to, see if we vibe. Tell me of your travel experiences, tastes in music, or about how terrible Marmite is (we can be friends if you like it... Barely)

>What I'm not looking for:
Drama - life's too short for that.

>Discord:
Ranmura

>>35156599
subhuman colonizing fucks

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>ASL
26/M/UK Yorks
5'11 86kg heading to 80, started gym in march, half german half english (ja fliessend aber rostig)

>About
Kinda introverted but coming out of my shell, I'm trying to be more of a positive person and meet new people, being alone irl is starting to get boring but I can't connect with normies.
Indubitably chudful.

>Hobbies/Interests
Recently quit my job as a photographer so now I can enjoy photography, lots of movies too, the good shit though.
I like going to museums & especially art galleries (1800s stuff no postmodern trash) but there aren't many around me worth the drive alone.
Got real tired of gaming but I love cars so I play Assetto Corsa here n there (mostly cuz cheaper than irl driving).
I'm out hiking almost daily, trying to find forests and paths and streams I haven't seen yet.
I enjoy travelling and seeing new places but I have a strong sense of home, I don't feel like I need to see the world but it's always fun. Going on holiday soon :-)
Big into nature in the epik hunting/homestead sense but too broke to do much about it, so I learn from yt, my ideal future is the now-stereotype off grid old barn with animals & permaculture etc. nature knows best
Lately big into diet & epistemology (surprisingly related) so I can dictate to you what you should and shouldn't eat and how to stop being fat.
Been practicing air pistol, gunz r kool but im in a sucky country for em.
I have a passing interest in like 20 things and I've tried a lot so I can't list them all.
Music was a big part of my life especially in the last sorta 2 years ask me about it :-)

>Looking for
friends
gf (must be white)(no, japanese isnt white)

>Not looking for
trannies, fags, degens, hookups, gooners

dc boxtruckculvert (alt cuz im paranoid)

>>35176266
>also her body count is like 50
so you're saying there's a chance

>asl
18/m/london
>abt me
skinny emo kid, i really like manga and anime, i do fuck all else really besides play games and watch youtube all day
>looking for
girls, friends or further idk, someone to maybe vc with might be fun but only if i get along with you
>not looking for
men, people more than like 35
>disc
c_rrion

>>35156869
Tried adding you, but it says your Teleguard version does not support conversation. Time to update Teleguard, maybe?

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>ASL
31/M/London

>About/Hobbies
Normie leaning guy. Lefty but not overtly political. Would rather just talk to each other than write an exposay. Music esp. seeing stuff live, self improvement, Art, film, travel. I'm looking for new hobbies these days since I've mostly fallen off on video games.

>Looking For
People to DM with about things other than just hobbies and media on a regular basis, as in become actual friends rather than just discussing products. I tend to initiate conversation.
People who I can meet up with maybe, London would be ideal but I've hung out with people from all over.

>Not Looking For
Incels, /pol/, doomer pity parties, constant negativity, server invites, teenagers, low effort convo, gooners

>Tag,
harmonica_

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>ASL

30, F, Manchester

>about me

proud ethnonationalist wanting to talk to other people with similar mindsets


>looking for

see above

>not looking for

non-Whites

disc - Keese5384

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>ASL
A: 30
S: M
L: South Wales

>intro / about me

Fucking nerd. Pretty laid back, definitely a sprinkle of the 'tism, glasses, brown hair, green eyes. I read a lot, play video games and work out, go to work, come back, go to work, come back. Have a weird mix of conservative and liberal views. I play D&D, as DM most of the time due to a lack of them (everyone wants to play, nobody wants to DM) Anything else you can figure out along the way

>Into / LF
I'm looking for:
Companionship, Someone easy going but still willing to put the effort in. Brits or Euro's. Someone to encourage to work on themselves, and have them encourage me too.
>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for:
Men (I have enough male friends)
>Contact info
tag: panchothe2nd

pic is a pretty job I went to

>asl
20s f london

>about
Athletic-build (you can see my abs in the mornings!!), am a dev, I believe I am funny but you will be the judge of that

>hobbies
Into all stereotypical dev hobbies - vidya, bouldering, coffee etc, but I swap hobbies frequently

>sexual interests
Im quite the gooner and would love my boy to have a high libido, I prefer to share kinks as we get to know each other.. but I am on the sub side of things

>looking for
Cute qr husband - must be in good shape too; also, irl girl friends

>not looking for
Time wasting chatting, anyone above 30 and unemployed people (yes, even ones in education)

kik: bananapie6 (I just made the acc, yes)

>>35182252
do you use discord?

>>35182265
Sure, write yours down

>>35156599
I wish i didnt need ID to buy a redbull
big up the boss man at the cornershop for never asking for ID

>>35176276
Dunno if spam but link expired unc

29 m UK, gay twinkish bottom. I'm 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, smooth, and white.

I am very left wing and I'm looking for a white, right wing guy who is interested in dating.

I can be sub and I prefer masc, dom-leaning guys.

I really believe opposites attract and there's something special about having romantic feelings about someone you'd usually hate.

Ideally looking for something meaningful, and would prefer UK based but open to further afield.

Drop me a message:
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
xxxx

>>35183578
Thisoneisnttakenhopefully

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We’ve got tons of brits in neetcordia so join today so we can plan our colonisation of discord and 4chan as we know it!!!

No moralfags or comgirls

https://discord.gg/bedrot

20/M/London
>about:
finished uni for the summer, white but not british, avg height and skinny. not diagnosed but probably autistic, straight and single
>hobbies
tv shows and anime, watched true detective recently it was great, gaming (anyone plaing slay the spire 2 would be great) and books, (crime and punishment currently
>looking for
Friends, both male and female to both talk to online and hang out irl this summer since I lack social interaction, I've met someone from here once before they were normal and it was a nice experience so I would like for it to happen again.
>not looking for
Under 18, older than 24, overweight, very left wing (if you would vote for greens or think retard is a slur), going to clubs or other large social events
>discord
salmonistastyfish

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27/M/Scotland
Looking for a cute girl, whether euro or British. I'm 90+% brit but of peculiar origins. I like writing music, drinking, and broadly working on a theory of everything.
>Discord: matt270173

Couple mid-20s london looking for another couple to swap pics with, eventually meet and play. Both sides will verify first before sending pics, don't beg for pics unless you want to be insta blocked. Kik: sharewifee

>ASL
31 / M / North West

>About
New puppy owner and wannabe gardener. Would be nice to have someone to chat to regularly about whatever. I work from home full time so I'm always available during normal UK hours.
I'm into running, making game mods, gardening

>Looking For
New friends of any gender. Would be cool to meet up if you're nearby.

>Not Looking For
Sellers, pol residents, nigel fans

>Tag
discord: mibble.gibble

>>35182252
I saw you replied to someone else that you use discord so here is mine: _1089
I am 22, M, London :)

>>35169933
Bump

>>35159704
bump

>>35156599
c with deer in ur username pls dont read this just leave me alone for a few days at least pls, ull find some excuse to use what i say here against me, yell at me, and make me feel bad about myself. find someone new to fall for so ur not as obsessed with me. please.
>asl
23 m uk
>about
i fucking hate myself, i am lonely. i have no real friends honestly. i would say i have 1 but he ghosts me whenever we arent in semesters so he cant be a real friend. i think im actually losing my mind and going crazy due to many things. i live in ukraine currently and feel isolated here. there was 1 girl here i tried to befriend and who tried to befriend me but i got hard feelings for her and she definitely knows now and anyway everythings fucked up. i dont know what to do with my life, i cant live in the uk cus i hate my home life there but i cant live here as i cant afford it. i have lots of psychological issues, and can often lash out and hurt people. i am an empathetic person but also deeply sensetive so can get deeply hurt, and i want to make others feel the pain i feel, even if i regret it as i do it, i feel backed into a corner sometimes idk. a choice between stand up for myself and be a dick or let someone walk over me.
>hobbies / interests
im writing a book. music. food. walking. goodnight punpun.
"To Punpun, the seemingly unmeaningful words, “See ya,” spoken by Sachi were magical words that transformed the next day into a day worth living.”
>looking for
friends idk. not a relationship as they suck and are not worth it anymore and i cant commit to a girl yet cus idk what country im gonna live in in like 5 years
>not looking for
GAY MEN.
>disc
brlrder

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>>35181918
>christcuck
>crusader larper
>tranny
>ai slop CONSOOOMER
does it get any worse than this?

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>>35156599
>asl
40m, North West
>about
5'7, norwood to shit, super pale, ugly asf, giganeet, boring.
>looking for
someone who won't try to "fix me" and is a bit of a lonely girlfailure
>not looking for
men, under 25, severe autism and/or bpd, e-whores/sellers
>contact
discord: applemangopear

>asl
29M , South Coast
>about
Dominant Stag with 28F Vixen wife. Both fairly thicc I'm 5"9 she's 5"4. Married for 5 years, both kink driven with high sex drives. Threesomes are a regular occurrence for us.
>looking for
Guys 24-60 interested in chatting about letting my submissive slut servicing you. If you can hold a conversation and are local there's a good chance of a threesome/irl play with us. If your verified on Fab that's a big plus, but tired of normies hoping to find a fellow degen to use her with me.
Virgins to the front of the queue to satisfy a kink of hers.
>not looking for
men, under 24 or over 60, sellers, gooners just looking for pics and vids.
>contact
Kik - Highland_Hal

Shoot your shot and this time next week we could be using her thicc fucktoy body together

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>ASL
27/m/east midlands

>about
171cm skinny sleeper build, black hair/brown eyes with pale skin (hispanic/celtic mix), i dress well, am well groomed and have a pretty handsome face. I'm autistic as fuck, but as far as soc goes i think i'm pretty normal (i have a social life and hobbies). I'm very talkative, also a very passionate person and i love edgy humour. I smoke weed a few times a week, occassionally drink and do psychedelics too

>interests
Music (very eclectic taste but i know most about rap/hiphop and 90s/00s bands), movies (i'm a faggot with a letterboxd), politics, philosophy, weightlifting, cooking/food in general, gardening, combat sports, football, vidya with friends, hiking/nature walks/camping, ancient history

>looking for
21+ bio women for a relationship. I dont really have a type physically, the only expectation i have is that you are not fat and at least somewhat have your shit together. I value women who are outspoken, confident, honest and kind

>not looking for
Genuine racists (funny racism is good) or hateful people, very religious, neets or someone that needs looking after. I'm not interested in anyone who's going to make their whole life revolve around a relationship

>discord
blawgrana

>>35156599
>ASL
25FUK
>about
5ft7 blu eyes, slim, currently a neet, England south west
>hobbies/interests
drawing, guitar, singing, art
>looking for
normal guy older than myself, someone i can go outside with (stuck in)
>not looking for
someone younger, someone lies about their age, bpd ppl
>discord
limpkisscuit

>ASL
27MUK
>About
5'7, about 11lst (PT says I'm a healthy weight haha). Blue/green eyes, southerner living in north east. Diagonised autistic but otherwise sound. I dress well, clean shaven, sort of blonde/brown hair, tattooed on my right arm. I go the gym 3x a week, guitar practice 1x a fortnight, and painting/hobby nights 2x a week.
>Hobbies/Interests
Guitar, writing, reading, Warhammer 40K (For the Emperor!), D&D, Pokemon, PC games, MUSIC (I love all sorts, esp. rock and goth)
>Looking for
Woman between 25 and 35 to enter a relationship with. Tell me what you're passionate about :) I've never been in a relationship and am pretty shy but doing my best. Will supply a pic of me. I yearn to yearn!
>Not looking for
Reformers, people who don't look after themselves, liars, ambitionless people.
>Discord
sparrowsfeather

>>35192023
Ive never yelled at you, just as Ive never been upset at you for calling or hanging out with other people. Stop making up narratives about me and projecting your own behaviours onto me to make yourself feel better.

And the reason you feel bad about yourself is because you choose to say and do things that are bad.

And okay, sure, I will

>>35193937
okay add ME instead.

ins4ne1337

>>35193951
Are you a whiny, bitter hypocrite with no introspection skills or self awareness, who openly fantasises about beating women, gets upset when said women are uncomfortable around him as a result, “falls in “love”” with every girl who talks to him, and expects the women he claims to “love” to tolerate this? If not, sure

>ASL
38M SEUK
>About
6'2, slim/skinny, hung
>Hobbies/Interests
Reading, running, cooking, podcasts, sport and general tv etc
>Looking for
Ideally women for some chat and potentially fun, but open to chatting with anyone!
>Not looking for
Racists, sellers
>kik
bddt878

summoning bongman
come back to /metal/

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>26, male.
Retired shut-in NEET, I am now looking for friends in the Greater Manchester area to do kewl shit together. If you are interested then just add me and we can discuss all the kewl shit we can do together.
>bourbaki

>ASL
28m, London

This is a bit different from the usual posts around here, I think, but I would really be interested in hearing what reasons you have for living.
I just got laid off a pretty high paying job, due to some budget cuts, but I told my boss that I understand/wasn't surprised, because desu I really don't care about my job. I've been feeling this way a while, I don't know what I want to do in life, and I think it's because I don't really know the point of it (feeling a bit pessimistic about the world).
I probably won't do anything, and will likely resolve to going back to school or just find something else to do, but I'd really like to hear your reasons for wanting to live, maybe I can get some inspiration.
>teleguard
Sorry, I only use teleguard: CVYTZ5MWX

>>35193713
You seem lovely. Added.

>>35193937
OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THIS LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU OBSESSED CREEP
>I've never yelled at you
you yelled at me because you were sick of me talking about my ex when on call with you
>I've never been upset with you for calling or hanging out with other people
you were upset I met with f, you were upset I still met my gf when I was considering if I should be with you or her, ur upset i have a crush on penguin
>stop projecting your own behaviours onto me
dude. all you do is copy what other people say. look at this comment, >>35203214 I told you to look over your replies, you respond with 'read the thread', I accuse you of crashing out, you accuse me of crashing out. In your next comment you accused me of having no introspection skills because that's exactly what I accused you of having in the rate thread. You have insecurities of looking like a tranny so you call prettier women trannies.
Please leave me the fuck alone. You keep saying you will leave me alone but you continue to reach out to me. When we stopped talking and you said you didn't wanna talk to me again, you would still send me my own posts a few times a week and ask if it was me.
If you were so uncomfortable around me you would stop communication with me. I have to say this because you have in the past. Imagine some creepy old indian guy following u around everywhere - that is how I feel about you.
I asked you kindly to leave me alone in this asl post and you respond to me. I give you good advice in the rate thread and you respond by being defensive and not taking any of it. Seriously, you have a lot of problems in your head (I am not claiming I don't), and you need help. The first step is to at least take some accountability (but you're a foid so that'll be hard for you), to look at yourself in the mirror and make some changes.
I hope this is the end of our correspondence, please, go the fuck away.
>>35193964
and yet you still fell in love with someone like this and let them fuck you ;)

>>35177782
stop being islamophobic

>>35203552
>you were upset when I met with f
Wrong, I didn’t care when you met with her, I just suspected you only liked me because she blocked you, which you would get angry at me for thinking. Even though, as you now admit, I was right
>you were upset I still met my gf when I was considering if I should be with you or her
Reasonable for me to do since you said you didn’t love her, you loved me, and you wanted to break up with her. Once again, you would get mad at me and gaslight me for thinking this, but once again, thanks for admitting I was right
>ur upset i have a crush on penguin
Wrong
>you have insecurities of looking like a tranny
Also wrong
>you accused me of having no introspection skills because that's exactly what I accused you of having in the rate thread
I made these replies before you came to the rate thread to harass me
>I give you good advice in the rate thread
The “good advice” in question >>>>35200103
An interaction that you completely initiated, by the way. I replied to you in this thread (days ago) because YOU addressed ME. I blocked you because you no longer wanted to talk to me, and I no longer wanted to talk to you. Instead of being glad and moving on, you came to the rate thread because you knew I could be there, and wrote a nasty rant insulting my appearance and calling me worthless. YOU initiated all these interactions because you didn’t want to communicate directly, and because you didn’t want me to leave without attempting to completely destroy my self-esteem and mental state (didn’t work btw)

>>35203552
You hoped this would be the end of our correspondence, so I assume you wont be checking the thread again. Neither will I. There’s lot of nasty personal things I could say and show but it’s not worth it

Why are these two spazzes having relationship beef in a 4chan thread

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i like anime, otakus flock to me NOW
discord is f1shf1ngers

>>35203686
Ok, well if you refuse to take any accountability or self reflect in any way then you will never change and you will continue to have partners who grow sick of you.
>YOU addressed ME
calm down raggady old anne lol, that was a funny insult
also it is funny how much you copy me, you even have started copying my greentext quotes of the other's text format.
>you didn’t want me to leave without attempting to completely destroy my self-esteem and mental state (didn’t work btw)
no, you blocked me out of the blue without giving me a chance to say goodbye, got confused as to why I didn't consider this closure just because you did (but girls are pseudo solipsistic so it makes sense), and there were a lot of things I wanted to get off my chest because you were kind of a cruel bitch to me. I tested out some things with you to see if incels were right about women's nature, and sadly they were right.
Sorry that you think I was trying to destroy your mental state and self esteem. I really think instead of insulting other people and putting the blame on others, you should look inward and try to figure out why the last 2 guys who have been with you ended up growing sick of you. Trust me no guy wants a girl who just pestures and berates and gets pissy at him every day. One time you got pissed off with me because of fictional characters in my book. You're a crazy person. You made my life a lot worse, I really wish I never met you.

>>35187329
Doesnt work:/

Lonely girl looking for friends :))

Hey 25 f from the Wirral

Hoping the female lurkers here will add me!! The girly 4chan isn’t active


Little bit about me I’m a girly girl who is a lil autistic. Working in marketing. Quite a gamer. Into a little K-pop but never been to a concert which I’d like to do! Into makeup, fashion but also a lot of nerdy stuff. Tend to mask as a basic white girl but sadly I am an almost femcel who’s ’friends’ watch love island but I want to play Roblox and dbd with someone!! Really loved the obsession film. Finished tadc but l have the duality of loving voicemails to Isabelle <3

If you add my kik first then we can talk on discord after :)) laceymacey88

I’m an ally so gay they are welcome but Noah fence not if you have a mental ill was or is weird bc I do not have MH issues and also not weird

>>35210211
Sorry laceywacey88

>>35210211
>>35210211
I'd love to add you but I don't use kik. Don't you have any other platforms you can advertise? I do have a Discord alt I can give you.

>>35210023
sorry, made a typo.

it's: thisoneisnttakenyethopefully

Sorry about that!

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

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∧,,,∧
( ̳• · • ̳)
/ づ >asl
19, f, Scotland

(ﾉ>ω<)ﾉ :｡･:*:･ﾟ’,｡･:*:･ﾟ’

> about
loser who lost all her friends after hs and
wants to make more friends who share similar
interests to me, preferably from the uk to meet

>interests/hobbies
i make and collect dolls and anime figures,
digital and traditional art, pc games, jfash,
history, political discussions, cosplay, anime,
manga, documentaries, true crime, i also go
gym 6 days a week :)

>looking for
actual genuine friendship and people who can
hold conversation, not someone whos going
to ghost after 3 messages... servers, groups,
gaming friends. maybe weight loss buddies?
female only for that. i have an ed so must be
disordered too. :D

>not looking for
sex/relationships. im in a relationship, dont
add me for those. no trannies either pls

>contact
disc: willneverbethecure

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა

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>asl
21 m edinburgh
>about
gay male. tung blackened gifted. i like title fight and flooding. i have a wonderful plan for the political developments of a united scotland and ireland, even though i think the irish are annoying and castrated. i’ve studied philosophy, history, and i sat in on a class about kabbalah once but didn’t leave learning how to make things float or how to effectively trick god or whatever. i like video games even though they are bad and i watch movies and believe they’re happening in real life in front of me
>lf
friends dates servers
>contact
vlonesummer on discord


>_^

tg: 63BVC5Z8F
kik: liolit

just broke up with cheating gf (no i’m not into it you cucks)

help me goon out to anything? will trade back with stuff i get!

25 F UK here with a soft, smooth, slim body, blonde hair, small boobs and a fat arse. Looking to make friends! :) I wasn't being sexual while describing myself, I'm just trying to give you an idea of what I look like. Please no weirdos!

I can send pics here and there while we chat but don't just ask for more. Just mention fat ass or British in opening message please so I know you read everything! :)


>Kik: BlondeBritishBum

29 M midlands looking for a jerk/goon/chat friend :) bisexual with a 7inch cock and a gf
@davetherave420 on tele

>>35212569
Got anything BESIDES a kik, or are you just a seller?

21 Scotland based M

Literally just looking for shits and giggles at this point. Both NSFW and SFW. Basically just want to kill the hours between finishing work and sleep

Disc is ayden546

>>35210427
she has awful social skills. Makes no attempt at conversation and barely replies. Don't add, waste of time.

>>35213331
Yes but bob and vagne haha

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https://discord.gg/ZFQ3v8zU6
mate

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>ASL
25M South East
>about
5ft8 hazel eyes, carpenter, agnostic, right wing
>hobbies/interests
bodybuilding, nature, hiking, reading, heavy metal
>looking for
Cis girl who's enjoys similar hobbies
>not looking for
Trans/men, neets, degens
>discord
jabba_evil_twin

Pic related is me

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>ASL
41 M Southeast England

>About
6ft, burly, bearded and rugged bear of a man. BWC. Easygoing, laidback nerd into vidya, movies, comics and long conversations about pretty much anything.

>Looking For
I have a thing for lonely, clingy and needy women who don’t have a lot going for them in life with no social circle. Needy little things who crave the guidance and attention of an older man.

>Not Looking For
Men, couples, trans, sellers, sugar arrangements or women just adding to bolster their friends list.

D'cord & T'gram: alexb011

Not sure how advisable this is, but I figured I might as well shoot my shot.

While I don't exclusively enjoy Brits, I enjoy them a lot, not sure how welcome I am here

Unfortunately I can't sponsor anyone yet, willing to potentially move for the right person if they can host me, can probably get approved for a skilled visa too

>asl
26f usa
>about
High openness, very introverted, slightly sassy when needed. Very high sex drive. White American. Above average height. Fairly lean. Sizable breasts for my frame. Bleached hair. STEM bachelors. Masters degree. Pro-AI. Pro-self-improvement.
>looking for
Fair skin, 180cm+, ideally 23-33. Has or is working on at least a bachelors or something equivalent to show drive and ambition.
Monogamy on his end is not required if I approve the partners and we set some boundaries.
Needs to want marriage and kids, have a high sex drive, and be open-minded. I prefer homeschooling or some other nonstandard path for education.
>not looking for
Iffy on kids, wants to wait a long time to get married

>contact
Describe yourself and what you're looking for and comment yours (email, discord, or Kik)

>>35181918
nice try starmer

>>35215562
I fit all your requirements and then some.
Discord is: thisoneisnttakenyethopefully

>>35216366
I'm sorry, I saw your response to me in the other thread. I assume you aren't legit with the random wignat stuff, not looking for that

Couple mid-20s london. She's on a family holiday and sends me bikini pics before heading out for the day. Looking to discuss how she's hopefully fucking around on me. K: sharewifee

20 something or other, f

neet, shut in, generally abit retarded, might call u a faggot but in a term of endearment way
i like movies and immortalising people indefinitely on tomodachi life

i have a gaming pc, it’s currently acting as an overpriced paperweight but i’d like to change that

no lewd pls & thanks

tag: jimmypopsuperfan

this is an alt

>>35218640
Sorry, I have no idea what you mean?

What does my ideology have at all to do with my level of education, my level of drive and ambition or any of the other stuff you detailed?

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EPH6D947U

Sharing this tight London slut

>>35220394
shes busy lil bro

>>35220428
Honestly, interest is already lost, mate. The girls I've met from this thread have been absolute trash. Worth a shot though.

>>35220394
I also didn't explicitly exclude people with a serious criminal record in my post. That doesn't mean that that's something I'm looking for in a partner.

>>35215562
seem to fit mostly everything on here, fatal_shir0 on Kik and i can describe more

>ASL
28/M/ Greater Manchester
>About
185cm (6 foot 1), 97kg and falling though body fat percentage is still higher than I would like for now, strictly heterosexual man. Very long straight brown hair, brown eyes, White English on father's side and White Irish on mothers. Usually clean shaven though occasionally stubbled if I'm working early shifts. Currently have a job as a Line Chef but looking to use my recent degree in Biology for a career job in the near future.
>Hobbies/interests
Huge fan of 00s era edgy movies (think Underworld or Hellboy) but also enjoy film in general. My biggest TV loves are Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Vampire Diaries. Used to be into anime and manga quite heavily but don't really keep up with it these days other than Bleach because it was my Shonen of choice as a kid and I want to see the ending animated. Play a reasonable amount of video games, recently finished Ace Combat 7 and picked God Eater 2 Rage Burst back up as I never finished it previously. Also a huge fan of music and aim to attend at least one concert a month which is pretty easy in the Greater Manchester area thanks to Rebellion, Deaf Institute and others
>Looking for
I'm at the point in life where a lot of my friendships have cooled off and I would like to meet some new people and expand my circle of friends
>Not looking for
Sellers, immediate meet ups (this is my first time posting details here, I'm somewhat worried about the safety aspect for now), anyone with sexual intentions who is not a woman
>Disc
yokaispirit

28/M/South West

I’m a well experienced Scottish Dom who’s seeking a long term female submissive slave. It’s as simple as that.

I’ve got blonde hair, blue eyes and am well built in every sense. I’ve been told I’ve got a nice smile too.

I’m not concerned with your age, race or body type. My priority is that you know your place and how to worship. I care about your attitude and willingness to push yourself to your emotional and physical limits.

It’s of paramount importance that we have a baseline of respect, trust and friendship before things evolve to the next level. I say this because I want our bond to grow and flourish as best as possible, and it’ll only work as we want it to once this is adhered to.

I’m more than happy to train a total novice from the ground up, or someone who’s a little more experienced. Attitude is key.

If you feel that this is something for you, send a message.

Kik - deepcansx

>>35215562
>and be open-minded
Seen you emphasize this is a few times. What "thing" do you have that's scaring off the guys? intense/weird kink? alternative non-normie lifestyle? I'm super curious.and incapable of being shocked

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>ASL:
28-M-London/Stratford
>About me:
Short, chubby/fat, short hair, switch, pansexual, horny as hell most of the time.
>Interests
Movies, TV, some gaming, D&D, Warhammer 40K, writing, generative AI,
>Looking for:
Someone I can:
- Share/trade porn with on a semi regular basis.
- Discuss my bi GF and how I want her to be fucked by other men and women. *I ain't sharing images of her.*
- Not have to stress about the state of the world with.
- Maybe meet up with while I'm stuck in London.
>Into:
Damn near everything 18+. Test me. All genders welcome.
>Not into
Scat/Piss, Findom, VC.
>Disc:
throwawago

Question

Binface to win. Yes or no

>>35220576
Not interested. I don't debate politics with women either. Good luck finding someone.

kik: chavfinderr
teleguard: FNFD4RRRL

roulette, send something in, get what the person before you sent in.

also trading for uk/brits/chavs

kik: chavfinderr
teleguard: FNFD4RRRL
telegram: chavfinderr

roulette, send something in, get what the person before you sent in.

also trading for uk/brits/chavs.

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24m/boy/London

24m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.

london peeps only pretty please. plz.

username: hetzerchecker

>>35225787
bumpp

anyone else going to teletech
Probably not ur all gay but ay maybe
Disc: w1x4km

>>35226970
shit lineup this year

>>35229121
less shit than not going. Im used to actual europe techno scene so yeah generally, fuck this place
But i wanna go take drugs there anyway

>>35177347
Just gonna repost this with a slight upgrade I guess, I've officially gommaged - 34 years old!

Still the same contact - save me from being bored at work today. It's the bloody weekend!

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

24f looking for some serious advice asap please thank you

i prefer dutch but english is fine too, just need someone who can actually help me out with this issue cause it's driving me crazy

my kik: esmeegaatmee

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24m/boy/London

24m, got medium long hair, smooth, im lookin for tops to hang out with an maybe get railed by.

london peeps only pretty pwease please.

discord username: hetzerchecker

>>35193937
you seem nice and that anon seems like a hysterical little faggot. what's your discord?

>>35203686
Add me on discord, I'll help you forget about this loser x
_1089

>>35232940
>>35234771
Lol, you fucking simps. Your desperation is showing

29 m UK, gay twinkish bottom. I'm 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, smooth, and white.

I am very left wing and I'm looking for a white, right wing guy who is interested in dating.

I can be sub and I prefer masc, dom-leaning guys.

I really believe opposites attract and there's something special about having romantic feelings about someone you'd usually hate.

Ideally looking for something meaningful, and would prefer UK based but open to further afield.

Drop me a message:
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
:)

25/f/Newcastle upon Tyne

Kik:SophBee444

uk, 22 m
temerian.fall for the discord
https://discord.gg/XUDux5QuR
server with a few uk folk as well

Asian Girl, 20, in Middlesborough for Uni

Discord is nilu1211

>>35238940
Not found

nb 19 ireland

msg me NOW !!!!
disc : autopsy.freak

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>ASL
F/SW
>about
fit & smart but humble. busy, bored, outgoing but enjoy rotting at the pc in my downtime. fantasise about living off grid or abroad.
> looking for
local/meetup etc. non-monogamous, nsfw, clean. stable life, stable job, sensible/professional outside, fucked inside. get along with hard workers.
>not looking for
moralfags, relationships, feds, far away/not willing to travel, no self care, dysfunctional/dependent

secondsession@proton.me
say what you're looking for. sorry in advance if i don't get back to you, its not personal.

Am horny right now looking for fuck buddy here who loves to eat my asian pussy it's o weet waiting for you

Telegram @Fionapussy12

>>35239855
You sound like an obnoxious pseudo intellectual whore leech

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>asl
33 M Norf East
>about
Ugly, short and fat chud with no hope for a normal life. I smoke but don't really ever drink, I enjoy spending my time watching movies, youtube, old anime, documentaries (especially nature docs, I find animals and insects fascinating) and a bit of gaming. Not social at all and currently a NEET. Have light mental illness issues, eating disorder, social anxiety, self-esteem, probably on the spectrum etc.
>looking for
Long term (hopefully forever) meaningful relationship, ideally you have some similar interests and issues, we can try to help each other out. I don't care about appearances and tend to find things that are not conventionally attractive appealing. I've been burned in the past I'd like to take things kind of slow. Would be nice to vc and watch stuff together.
>not looking for
Men, lgbt, timewasters, underaged

Disc: sisyphus7253

20 F North East

Recently single, looking to chat

Discord: eloiseperc1

>>35241646
I got kik if you have it. Pikaboo_3

>ASL
20M London

>About
Undergrad maths student. Total sperg. Living with my family and cat. A bit of a luddite (don't own a laptop or smartphone). Somewhat edgy and contrarian but not actually hateful.

>hobbies/interests:
Music, cycling, hiking, guitar, writing, painting, photography, philosophy, politics (though not ideological), reading

>looking for
Close, in-person (not immediately ofc) friends with whom I can be myself and have a fun time.

>not looking for
Under 18 / over 25. Bigtots and narrow-minded people. EXTREMELY neurodivergent / mentally ill people (eg severe BPD). People who are very dependent on technology. People outside of the M25. I'll quickly pass you on if you're manipulative, rude, arrogant, unresponsive, etc.

>disc
rajesh7222 (not my actual name but one which kid me liked a lot)

31 M Newcastle any lasses wanna chat and have some fun? Kik greenwall123123

29 m London
Anyone wanna chat, sfw nsfw I'm down for whatever, just passing the time
Kik: wma200

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>ASL / description
23, m, uk/eastern europe.
i like writing this fiction book ive been working on for years, cooking, going to new places. i like smiling friends, fish tank live, ASOIAF, journaling, nature, eating, all kinds of music, mainly old and 'new' (90s, 00s) britpop, asmr, food videos, the sopranos clips.
>Looking for
discord friends to chat with. ill watch you play games or we can play roblox together. we can streamshare movies or youtube or shows. preferably in similar time zones but its not a must. something cool to last a long time. maybe relationship or something short term with a girl, depends on how well we click or what our dynamics are like.
>Not looking for
gays with romantic / sexual intentions. people who wont vc eventually. people who think saying retard is the worst crime there is.
>Other things you might find important to list
i had one very close discord friend, we called a lot but we arent friends anymore, and it is a similar story over the years with other close friends. i am not completely lonely. i do talk to people, online and irl. but i do feel lonely often.
>tag/username
brlrder

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

>ASL
25/m/near leeds/north england
>looking for
a woman to take my virginity
>contact me
disc: 4gitmo

>ASL
32 m London
>About
5'7, tanned, beard, Mauritian. Recently divorced. Lived under a rock for the past 8 years.
>hobbies/interests:
Being outside, music, reading, gaming, trying out new things
>looking for
Decent Female Partner
>disc
Kittles, kittles7293

33 M Gloucester

Looking for fun, impregnating or chats. 18-25 only

Kik: riceyboy93

ASL
26, M, Yorkshire, Straight

>about
never know what to put on these, pretty bad at starting conversations but they seem to go well when they get going.
goes without saying, autist, socially awkward, pc gamer though the heat has been killing me, not really kept up with anime for a bit. hope to get out more once I move

>looking for
other autists, similar intrests, something long term

>not looking for
degenrates, fags or men in wigs

>disc
pointlessmonster

yes its an alt

TJKS6JJVL
30 uk virgin KHHV
i want my first kiss to be a womans arsehole
i don't want to jerk off to irls or fantasies so don't add me for that please
i can't travel outside the uk for months otherwise i'd have done this already

I have discord if it's preferred

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>ASL
27 M UK

>About me
Hey I'm a 27 year old guy looking to meet cool people and potentially make lifelong friendships. Most of my time is spent in the gym doing weightlifting and I also do Thai boxing so it would be really cool if you were into either of those too.
I'm a huge nerd I love video games and anime. I'm also into card games so if you play Yu-Gi-Oh as well that'd be cool. I also play guitar and I collect Touhou doujin CDs, I love music of all types.

>Looking for
Meaningful friendships with people who want a long term connection to chat, game with and send memes to. Mainly only looking for platonic connections but open to more (only if you're local) with the right person. Also down to hang out irl if you are nearby and the vibe is good and you promise you aren't a crazy person.

>Not looking for
Creeps, weirdos, people who are dry, people who aren't interested in a long term connection

Contact
Discord - majinken. (Include the dot)

M secondary school teacher
Only add if F
HGXSFT2QQ

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Join neetcordiaaaa

I need more fellow brits to help COLONISE the server you MUST JOIN ME!!!

Fuck the yanks

https://discord.gg/MYhHTMyGU

Long shot. 38 m. Straight but can't stop craving the though of sucking dick while crossdressed

Looking for someone in Nottingham area for discreet hotel meet in a few weeks to make me dress like a slut and use my mouth.

Kik is TriggeredCDchloe
Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB

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>ASL
22/M/North Wrst
>About
6'2, long black hair, pale, skinny, glasses. Kind of a femboy desu. Just graduated.
>hobbies/interests:
Anime, gaming, history nature, 80s music. I love listening to people talk about their interests… but be prepared for me to do the same.
>looking for
I’ll put it bluntly- fat women. I’ve never been able to feel attracted to skinny women. Whether you’re just a bit chubby or obese, I am happy with any size as long as there’s a little chub. That being said, I am looking for someone who maybe shares interests and/or is a NEET (after all, more free time!)
>not looking for
Skinny women, men. I may look gay, but I’m not.
>Contacts
Disc: sgttoasterbath
Feel free to ask for other socials if you want. Pic is me.

Looking for naughty obedient slaves to play with
Not a seller, just for fun
Start with asl AND who you live with for reply
26 f uk
Daisydom191977 - kik
X

>>35157126
Obese, used and fucked by many men including a 50 year old Jew, dated a mentally ill paki who ate poo and then killed himself, she has 0 personality, literally just smokes weed and listens to shit music like Kanye West, nothing more. If you want to fuck a use busted up fat whore go for it lads, if you want anything more, avoid.

M high school teacher
Only add if F
Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ
Discord: mr._anon
Kik: john_doedeedoo

>ASL
35/M/South west
>About
5'10", short hair, full-ish beard, bi, currently a teensy bit overweight from drinking too much, but I'm working on it. I'm using weed for a medical condition atm.
>Hobbies/interests
Reading, anime/manga, gaming. I'd love to visit more museums and art galleries at some point.
>Looking for
Right now I just want to top a femboy or otherwise generally feminine presenting person with a penis. I'd also be open to a woman in their mid-late 20s to early 30s for an actual relationship, but that's not a priority right now.
>Contact
Discord: krannalin

How do you find prostitutes in your area in Scotland

>>35176276
21 f MILF?

>>35159704
bump

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>ASL
36m UK
>About
5'7" Yorkshire hobbit, In shape, reasonably handsome, solid career.
Hilarious, sarcastic and witty. Metal head, go to loads of gigs/festivals
>looking for
Ideally Ella, we talked for a long time last year but I deleted my discord.
Otherwise any chill alt girls in the north, i'm not perticually unhinged or horny.
>not looking for
lefties, nutters, normies, people who take 45 minutes to reply.
>disc
kroc90

21f, anyone in Reading want head while my boyfriend watches? Maybe slut roast me with him?

Discord: k3ttyk1tty
Snap: kane1x

29m straight, hung, any size queens about? pref south

>>35274698
kik: southboy217

>>35271414
AW

Scotland based M looking for a femanon who's willing to let me watch them brush/style their hair. I just find it so satisfying and relaxing

For the kinkier among you, happy to extend this into a more controlling thing, (outfit control and similar), extending into something more dom/sub, daddy issues and SHers welcome

Disc. ayden546

>>35261079
just to add, i'm in scotland and in case it wasn't clear i'm into femdom
i'm not into online findom though so please dni

>>35276914
Findom is some retarded ass shit. Hopefully you find someone man

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

>>35193713
What gives Wrangler? You just dropped off the face of the earth

Asian Girl, 20, in Middlesborough for University

Discord is nilu1211

M school teacher, free all week
Only add if F
Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ
Discord: mr._anon

>>35277669
Yeah welcome to /soc/. Few women that post themselves here and don't lurk are all flaky as fuck. I talked to a woman who seemed really into me for months and she randomly ghosted right as we were making plans to meet up. Felt great

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Join Neetcordia

We have tons of British ppl and I want MORE

https://discord.gg/V3YhWKmju

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18F trans girl, north east!
looking for? more experience before i leave for uni in a couple months!!
can't promise i'll reply super soon but my kik is "illscatterlikebirds"

>>35182252
are you also a software hobbyist?

>>35279069
Bump

>>35277956
nilu1211 is some sort of catfish, that uses pics of the iranian music producer nilu farsi

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30/M
I'm American, but traveling to London for my birthday August 19th-25th and would enjoy some female company, maybe show me around London a bit or someplace nearby, maybe go out to dinner
6'0", slim, white, brown hair, brown eyes
Interests include gaming, music, reading, all things paranormal (divination, zodiac, etc.) and a lot more.
discord: pasketis

M21 South

I want to feel butterflies when you text me

I'm tall, smart, cultured, and looking for a connection with someone pretty - any age (18+ ofc), any location!

Disc: either.or.

>>35270636
discord suspended my account until i verify it lol. i'm not doing that, so sorry to those i was talking to. maybe i'll post a different method to contact me later

>>35279567
I remember seeing you last year. You were like "looking for anyone I'm sick of being ignored" and then you just never accepted to talk when I added you. That made me laugh

Long shot. 38 m. Straight but can't stop craving the though of sucking dick while crossdressed

Looking for someone in Nottingham area for discreet hotel meet in a few weeks to make me dress like a slut and use my mouth.

Kik is TriggeredCDchloe
Teleguard is D6SCYD4WB

M teacher, free all week
Only add if F
Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ
Discord: mr._anon

24m looking for F, ideally who is also a neet, to chat to maybe with the intention of meeting up later if we geta long.

white, 6'1, shaggy hair, glasses, scrawnyish.

disc: H0X0

24 M, London
Looking to chat with any F, if you're close maybe meet up.
Teleguard: Z7S5P3NYE
Email: gorilla02@proton.me
If you prefer discord or telegram email me yours and I'll add you

Trans women/ south coast

Im in bristol for a night out wednesday any good alternative clubs/ pubs that are vibe? Kinda wanna get some mandy and get drunkkkkk

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>ASL
31/M/South Coast
>About
5"9, 160lbs, long hair, no facial hair, look younger. Too old to be a twink but low key I am still pretty cute
>hobbies/interests:
All your standard vidya/anime shite but I won't dignify that as a hobby. Politically I'm a liberal and a georgist who wants tax and planning reform. I live alone, have a stressful job and spend an inordinate amount of time sucking off random dudes
>looking for
Sucking off random dudes, funnily enough. Also down to fuck (no prizes for guessing I bottom). My usual type are straight curious guys but anyone decent and masculine is fine. If you are actually nearby mention this when you message
>not looking for
Anyone too faggy or fem including actual femanons
>Contacts
Kik/Snap: bamuhbamboo

>>35286252
Bump

fusionmylf

Get told all the time my mum is a stacked PAWG. Love guys judging her and giving details what they like. More details more that comes off

Essex UK if you’re local let me know!

23 M London, recent uni grad

Interested in chatting with any lurking females
Interests include computers, DIY (especially woodworking), gaming, sometimes anime

Z7S5P3NYE

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https://discord.gg/mpfH56JFu

uk server

>>35288761
Bump

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i just logged into my discord
loftyleroy

40s, drunk, neet, watch soaps and old films. come talk to me

673E9WYUM

South west white 30

Hookers, comfyui ai user, gaming, warhammer. Looking for f free tomorrow pm or m for general chat/reqs

Would anyone be interested in being a donor? 42 white British woman. Kik: louiseeasy

>ASL
25/M/UK
Description
White, tall, darker long hair, glasses. Occasionally told I look like a taller John Lennon.
>Life
Stable job, live independently, have my own place. Not living for work and not drowning in it either.
>Personality
Generally calm and easy to talk to. Dry humour, a bit of sarcasm. Selective about who I let close. Can get intense when I properly like someone, but that is rare. Prefer space and then enjoy the time we do spend together more because of it.
>Interests
Gaming, music, history, the occasional hike or trip. Prefer a balance between staying in and going out.
>Looking for
A girl, 18-30, who is looking for something that could become serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and direct once we click. Shared interests help. Gaming together, watching things, actual conversation. I am a slow burn and not especially good at pure friendship with women. Open to long distance only if there is a clear plan to meet. Prefer UK, Ireland or Western Europe.
Not looking for
Drama, constant games, or people who treat their issues as their entire personality. Maturity and a tad amount of self-awareness go a long way.
>Contact
Discord: carolingophile

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https://discord.gg/SFzAuG6xu

UK cute server no creeps <3

>>35287350
I think I know you. Back when you used to use Skype. Have you done jobs where you work security? and you had a loyal girlfriend who you knew since childhood but in secret you fuck guys. I think your Dad was dying maybe.

>>35283468
Bump

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality
Male, Late 30's, straight

>Location
Southwest UK, near Bristol

>About me
Decent full time employment, writer, reader, enjoy a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.

>Looking for:
Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.

>Not looking for
Non-Biological Women

>Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

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>ASL
24 M United Kingdom
>about me
kinda bored and lonely and broken. i have one real life friend. i study in uni. i write. tho i spend most of my time online. i can be funny.
>looking for
more people to talk with online, hopefully long lasting friends. i prefer to vc.
>discord
_johnny_deppth_alt

Scotland based M looking for a femanon who's willing to let me watch them brush/style their hair. I just find it so satisfying and relaxing

For the kinkier among you, happy to extend this into a more controlling thing, (outfit control and similar), extending into something more dom/sub, daddy issues and SHers welcome.
Must be UK based

Disc. ayden546

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ASL
30s m England
>About
5'10, average build, bearded, short hair/shaven head, glasses
>hobbies/interests:
Alt life, metal, good food, cooking, travelling, tattoos
>sexual interests
Rough sex, anal, face fucking, free use and more. After care and fun are the main thing though
>looking for
Petite/short woman that likes big dicks, cock sucking and being made to cum repeatedly
>not looking for
Guys, overweight women
>Tele
Willowed7247

Pic related

M secondary school teacher
Only add if F
Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ
Discord: mr._anon

23 M London, recent uni grad

Interested in chatting with any lurking females
Interests include computers, DIY (especially woodworking), gaming, sometimes anime

Z7S5P3NYE

20m, from london.

i work remote as a software developer but i basically automated my job with claude so i have loads of free time. because i work from home it gets pretty lonely so i'm looking for friends to hang out with, get few pints or go to some cool events. in my free time i make music. i travel around the world a lot. i'm single, so also potentially looking for a relationship if you are a woman, but i would want to become friends first.

my discord is:
leftleap

25/M/Sheffield

Interested in sucking and swallowing in public, or your place.
kik: jake89997

>asl
30/M/Bristol
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic
>tag
Captain0ppai

any gay/bi black guys in the uk wanna chat and meet?

kik:quiet.fun

>>35295478

Not me sorry. I don't date girls, I would be useless as security and I haven't used Skype in a decade. My Dad is dead but hey life happens. I'm not your guy anon.

I am lookingfor any Uk females with a breeding kink.

Kik Greydrain

29 m UK, gay twinkish bottom. I'm 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, smooth, and white.

I am very left wing and I'm looking for a white, right wing guy who is interested in dating.

I can be sub and I prefer masc, dom-leaning guys.

I really believe opposites attract and there's something special about having romantic feelings about someone you'd usually hate.

Ideally looking for something meaningful, and would prefer UK based but open to further afield.

Drop me a message:
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
x

>ASL
(late 20s / early 30s for anon reason) / tf nb / manchester
>About
Has no friends. Feels incel time to time. Goes to some goth gigs. Has creative project
>Looking for
Wishes had friends to see bands with. Anyone trans or female, or goth.
>Interests
3d animation, programming, linux, and goth punk music, guitar, games dev,
>not looking for
straight males, or politics, heavily religious ppl, or anyone not single
>add my discord
if ur interested, u can add my anon discord then add my real one, i am single btw.
disc: 5n432

fusionmylf

Essex UK - sharing my mum who has huge tits hopefully to guys who are more local

18f NW

I’m into all sorts of music (mostly rock) though recently I’ve been listening to gothabilly and psychobilly and would love more recommendations! I love films and the history of it, of course I have a soft spot for vampires and muppets. I’m really into history and looking to pursue anthropology in the future. I like walks, museums, and just anything to get me out the house really.

I’m looking for local-ish people to eventually meet up with or just to chat hopefully around my age (18-25). I’m only looking for friendship as I currently have a boyfriend, so please don’t add if you have other intentions as it’s just a waste of both our times!

disc: leonardcoh3n

>>35301612

Bump.

Any NW women looking for a home?

Male teacher
Only add if F
Teleguard: HGXSFT2QQ
Discord: mr._anon

>>35220576
Unfortunately I don't think I'm the partner for you because of this, but I do find your posts interesting. If you'd ever like to talk my email is Pr3P0stM0rtem@proton.me

>>35182252
I'm also a dev (unfortunately) who goes bouldering. If you wanna talk my email is posted above

Anyone here from Ireland/NI btw? Seems like nobody uses /soc/ here