ITT feel out which post calls to you and add them and fall in love for 999 years!Don't just add willy-nilly! Take your time to TRULY feel who you wanna add!Step 1: include an image that you resonate with in your post(Note: we're gonna have to do some off meta formatting/questions here so we can actually get some damn results!)Step 2: Copy paste this and fill out:>A/S/L>eye color>ethnicity/skin tone>height, weight>zodiac sign >favorite color>favorite song>hobbies/interests >what is your greatest fear>what is your greatest desire/goal/dream>contact
>A/S/L26, Man, US>eye colorBlue grayish >ethnicity/skin tonePale white>height, weight6'4 195lb>zodiac signCancer>favorite colorBlack>favorite songLet down - Radiohead >hobbies/interestsCooking, League, vodka, movies, anime, chess >what is your greatest fearCatching an incurable disease that slowly kills. I am severe hypocandriac and it absolutely mogs me often. Half of my life feels like silent panic attack episodes>what is your greatest desire/goal/dreamStart a family and build a house out of bricks and stone and strong wood so it lasts hundreds of years, maybe also even carve a statue of something beautiful, I just want to be remembered >contactDiscord: .totallynotnps.
>A/S/L28/m/us east>eye colorgreen>ethnicity/skin tonewhite but people say i have gook eyes with alarming regularity even though i'm like entirely irish ancestry>height, weight5'2, 115lbs, yes i know it's over and never began and &c>zodiac signaries sun taurus moon capricorn ascendant >favorite colorindigo>favorite songit depends on the day but lately i've been really into jazz especially miles davis and cannonball adderley, there's also a few avant-folk things i like to dance to>hobbies/interests physical fitness (not a lifter, i do excessive cardio everyday), literature especially 19th and 20th century lit and poetry, typewriters (i own 18), cute animals and clothes, cute things in general like calico critters, mahjong, older films, psychoactive substances, dancing especially the kind of mentally-ill-done-with-everything dancing i find myself lapsing into late at night, i try to write but i never seem to get anything right like it is in my head, and general silliness and hooliganism, i'm exceptionally pessimistic but i try not to be>what is your greatest fearmeeting the love of my life only for it to not work out somehow; alternatively losing my mind, hallucinations and paranoia getting worse, becoming a bad person, waking up in 20 years in a jail cell, could go on for a while so i'll spare you here.>what is your greatest desire/goal/dreamoscillates between wanting to write/make something that will prove i existed at some point, and simply wanting to be held and touched.>contactas if the specific admixture of crap i am made of and gravitate towards is appealing to anyone
>ASL38/M/US>Looking ForA relationship (Any gender)>Not Looking ForUnder 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins>InterestsOld consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys>MusicShibuya-kei, latin alternative, r&b, industrial, mpb, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, synthpop, coldwave, neo-soul>Discorddwr.gi
Cursed thread, the 38 year old fatass didn't post within the first two responses.>>35180376 my soulmate would find some of the information in that template useless and feel that some important data is missing. We're not kids, or we're not supposedly kids (looking at you, '18 f'), we don't have to hand in our assignment and get graded for it.
>>35180485LMAO THERE HE IS
P. S. if you're an adult and think meekly following a template is the way to go in these things you're either too immature or stupid to enter a 'soulmate' relationship.
AquariusBluehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKSUOTG7_QArtTo not realize the fullness of my purpose.I will inspire the desire for change within those who feel abandoned, unseen and resigned to the broken lives they live. I am not your savior nor do I want to be. I will only serve to remind you of the fact that you are so much more than you allow yourself to be. You are not irredeemable. It is my responsibility to use the gifts I've been given to realize my vision.Soulmate... lol, I find it funny you see this message in this cesspit of all places, but then again, I suppose you are here for the same reason I am now... In which case we both know we have much to bring about before we ready to return. Until we meet again.
>>35180427what kind of mahjong do you play?
>>35180539mainly japanese, i've been playing on tenhou for over a decade at this point, i like tonpuusen over hanchan
>>35180552>riichi>tonpuusengood taste. you seem cool. I'd offer to play with you but I'm a beginner
>>35180561i wouldn't mind at all! i'm very used to roping in my friends to play with me and it's still good fun. playing with beginners is also much more chaotic than the usual 4th place avoidance elo grinding mahjong imo c:
black male 39 usaI used to like loli but I like women nowany adult women in need of a boyfriendplease contact me for a relationshipeight inch penis multi orgasmic great staminateleguard @ F47X9KUENdiscord @ unagi386kik @ unagi386telegram @ unagi386
>>35180515The realest post, I understand why you're trying to say. Life doesn't happen for you very much if you don't make it happen, so just following template doesn't guarantee you meaningful connections.dHowever, I have trouble making real connections in my real day to day life. That's why we are all here in the first place. It's not that easy, and no there's not a manual, but sometimes it just feels like the risk never pays off. All I do in the outside world is get hurt. I wanna be part of the outside world, but it doesn't want me to be part of it. It eventually just feels like a sinking cost of my energy and efforts.
>A/S/L20/Male/Southamerica >Eye colorDark brown>Ethnicity/skin toneMixed latino, indigenous/ light brown >Height, weight170(5'7)/ 61kg(135lbs)>Zodiac signSagittarius>Favorite colorProbably purple >Favorite songRn I like zanzibar by billy joel but it always changes >Hobbies/interestsPlaying guitar, drawing once every blue moon, playing old games via emulators cause my consoles are currently dead , bed rotting >What is your greatest fearKeep bed rotting and procrastinating like I'm doing rn. And ruining my life by being a mediocre NEET. I mean it's already happening but I'm still in time to fix itOh and that my insomnia and sleep problems return >What is your greatest desire/goal/dreamBeing happy with my life and with myself. To stop feeling that I'm not enough and to feel alive again like used to feel a few years ago >DiscordKronos92Yeah honestly I doubt there's any women in this thread or even in this board.If you're a guy that shares my interests you are free to add me as friends
I just want someone to reenact this with every single morning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuJLmSJjFJ0 but I know damn well that any girl that browses this place has 99.99% chance of being a chronic liar + whore so I can't even bother. My choices are BPDemons here or normies IRL.
>>35180376I really need you guys to understand how stupid, reckless, and illogical of an idea it is to find your "soulmate" on 4chanhalf of these people are extremely abusive and the other half are so socially and mentally retarded that they don't really have any agency, which makes them perfect to abuseand 100% of you are boring as fuck and profoundly lacking in perspective, experience, and emotional intelligencenobody with their head screwed on straight would want to fall in love with any of you. have your flings and be temporary e-friends, sure, but get a fucking grip lol
>>35181378nigga you're just as mentally ill as they are lol stop acting like they're beneath you
>>35180490>>35180515>>35181478>>35181480Obsessed
>can't post in NSFW threads or you're a sex pest gooner rapist >can't post in dating thread or you're a mentally retarded mentally ill freak who will never find lovePuritan tourists are so weird. Why do you even lurk here if everything makes you angry? Just let people post and stop being so gay about it.
>>351825704chan is a tourist attraction. Subcultures die the moment they are exposed to the mainstream. This resurgence of 4chan interest is because of nostalgia and hipster appeal. The thing that makes subcultures special is the freedom of thought and expression, something that cannot exist on the mainstream internet anymore. Subcultures have largely moved to discords and niche sites that aren't readily available on the clearweb. If you're here lamenting the death of 4chan you're a couple decades late. The closest 4chan has to any form of subculture is r9k which is largely derivative of other subcultures like that of the sharty. In other words, just do what everyone else on here did and leave and find somewhere else that actually has substance beyond vapid superficiality and porn.
>>35181349I think it's Kronos92. with a dot at the end New account sorry
>>35182631>you're a couple decades late4chan is barely 2 decades old shut up nigger
>A/S/L31 M Germanistan>StatusRetired>Interests: Computer, video games, gardening, wood/stoneworking, aquariums/terrariums, nature, hiking, cooking, paleontology, photography, history, hallucinogens, metaphysics>Looking forCompatible new contacts for preferably physical activities. Ideally someone local with as much free time as myself and similar mindset and interests, maybe a distant NEET would be acceptable to give each other long holidays or travel together with. Gender and looks are irrelevant unless you desire a romance, which I would consider, but do not expect a life partnership unless you were truly aligning with my future plans and lifestyle. I do not work as a wageslave, but still commit a lot of effort into my life. This is the only way to get a decent life without money, so don't be lazy. Someone who wants to physically exercise would be optimal for further loosing weight and get a dream body together.My ex BF almost made me homeless and left immense rent debt that is now gone, but I will not house someone legally again especially if its some stranger without money and mental issues. Have your issues sorted out, stable income, insurance, no dysfunctional mental disorders and some sort of home of yourself. I can theoretically house someone forever if I wanted, but they need their own legal adress and I'm not looking for some third worlders or runaway teenagers with no legality. Be in (West)EU and have a valid ID card that allows you to travel there freely.I am androgynous, pale, long haired, somewhat fit but not where I once was (55 KG), yet working on it. I stopped drinking alcohol and lost about 30 KG after my last relationship, setting for my futurelife style of living remote with as much self sufficiency as possible. My current existance is a prototype, but if you are interested in growing crops (or any other plants / fungi) we will likely get along well
>>35182909>Goals∞ Find exercise / travel partnerI could need someone reliable with a D-Ticket for guerilla (nomoney) camping. Potentially lost place exploration or going to distant places and hiking trails. I have a Mil-Tec tent and equipment, just don't count on intimacy. Fitness comparable to my own is base requirement for this, but if you are less confident we could do this around my area first. Generally walking 30-40 KM a day with moderate weight on hilly gravel roads should be no issue for you. Otherwise I could also house you if you desired just exercise and could imagine working in the soil mine with me, carrying soil and stones. Eventually more parts of my planned garden would finish and remain as a personal relaxing area.∞ Find reliable FWBIts unlikely to find true life partner but honesty is a must. Only exclusive for the time being (no poly shit). The above are not a must for this but would reduce my desire to find anything better. One that fits all would of course be ideal. I am verygay but would consider a female as long as you don't want children and have this typical seeking-provider attitude while providing nothing. I'm not asexual, but I know enough substances that relive primal urges. And no hookups / one time shit.∞ Find language partner (internationally)I started learning Hindi when I was 17, then became homeless. I've made it through most of my language books chapters and used translate to gain knowledge about bollywood songtext meanings. Recently I started with Duolingo realizing how much I already know, including Devanagari although I would need practise in it. Its unlikely I ever have the money for traveling but it seems to be making more sense to continue than starting a new language. I am native in German and could help you practise that. Also considering to learn the Arabic script in the long term, as it would allow me to read Urdu.Contact: "endzeitromantik" @ "emailn" . "eu"(Telegram, Discord, Steam)Youtube: Endzeitromantik
>>35182906Yeah that's the point. lol. Everything that came after 2009 only 6 years after the fact, was just normies/kids/teens trying to be part of the cool mysterious internet hangout place, because the "mainstream" was such a small place back then. If you look at early screenshots of 4chan's early beginning, it's basically just reddit nerds talking about anime. Then the edginess came in a few years later along with actual skilled minds/hackers, then the memes started to form, which are by all means, reddit tier shit with gore and cp sprinkled in and some dark humor. Somewhere around the time they started selling the troll face and rageface meme shirts and Wendy's dropping a meme for an ad is when the subculture had diluted to the point of consumerist corporate slop. Everything that came after is just normies larping as what they think 4chan was. Now it's just politics porn and tourists along with some confused oldfags that seem to think this is still some exclusive club. People who talk about 4chan like it's this evil underground club of the internet are the equivalent of people talking about Hot Topic like it's some bastion of degeneracy just because some people say nigger and faggot which are no no words.
>>35182933brother you need friends I'm not reading all of this
>>35182936Literally tourist behavior. Lmao.
>>35182937i'm likely older than you. this is why you don't have friends, man
>>35182965are you also going to shame me for being a loser and not fitting into society? like that matters to me? I do think you're right though anon, I'm sure as shit not gonna find the kind of friends I want on a site overrun with people like you
>>35182937>>35182965Make out already, I'm holding the camera and jacking off with my other hand
>>35182975it's your turn bud, I have video games to go play
