Are there any femanons out there who want a relaxing vacation? I was in a situationship which ended recently and I'm looking for an exclusive FWB to keep me company here. I'd like to find someone like-minded and avoid fishing in the small pool of locals.This is a walkable area and my condo is across the street from the beach. The vibe is touristy, safe and family friendly, and there's a lot to do. I have an extra bathroom and there are a lot of stores, cafes, bars and restaurants within a 10-minute walk, so you can do your own thing at times. If we're a good fit, I can fly you out here and you just need to bring clothes and a little spending money.I'm in my early 30's, white, and I work in tech. I take care of myself—I'm physically fit, I eat cleanly, I have a basic skincare routine and a healthy lifestyle. I value peace and tranquility, and currently in my free time I'm generally either at home watching movies/reading or I'm at the beach. I was a pretty serious gamer and Internet nerd from the 2000's through the 2010's, 4chan since '03–'06 (can't remember), and I don't use modern social media (Instagram, TikTok). I don't drink much and I'm a regular cannabis enjoyer. Spotify says my top mixes right now are mostly 90's/00's alternative and include Incubus, Stone Temple Pilots, Static-X and Blind Melon, with some stuff from other periods thrown in (Ween, Lil Peep, Daft Punk). My favorite games are mostly retro or indie PC. I'm looking for someone who can match this energy, who's down to earth, and who understands give and take in a relationship (ideally someone aged 21–33, preferably 27–33).I'd need to talk for a while with anyone who might be interested, and I expect voice/video calls to establish if we're a good fit. I don't expect to find anyone suitable here, but if you're interested, DM me on Discord: @brave_squid_36393 (new account).
>>35207893I'll try to check on thread every so often just in case anyone replies. I don't really use Discord—I just made it for this thread.
I haven't been to this board in a few years and I'm shocked by how dead it is>>35208142Why is this allowed?
>>35207893Sent you a message
>>35208541Nice chatting with this interesting person but it didn't go anywhere, still looking. Wish you luck
I live a couple of streets from a way better beach, I'm 40's, and don't give a shit about the rest. come stay if you want, do whatever, don't fuck the place up or you're dead. no parties. I don't want to fuck you, you're disgusting, I want to pretend you're not here.clean the stove after you're done cooking, don't touch the garden it's fucking mine, and if you spend more than half an hour in the shitter I'll remove the doorfuck you, don't come here but let me know if you're interested. It's nicest december/january
>>35210219I didn't expect such a proposition in my thread but I'm open to it. Got any pics of your beach?
I have a much better beach than both of these faggots and I have it all to myself. I plan on keeping it that way unless you're a 9 foot dommy mommy with J cups and a hymen then you can take my beach and whatever else you want too but only if you let me put on your sunscreen and you have to be able to do a backflip.
>>35211303>have to be anlble to do a backflipI'll settle for anyone who can do a somersault. Backflip hoes to this anon, somersault princesses to me.
beach here, a bunch of fuckin people live on me including these guys. Tbh I don't see the appeal; I've always wanted to be a mountain
>>35213146Proof that beaches are smart enough to use semicolons correctly and thus the superior biome despite their low self esteem (typical internal strife if any sandy environment desu)
>>35213139Now we are at war
>>35213230>fails to call dibs on somersault girls despite first mover advantage>claims backflip hoes instead>declares war against his fellow man upon seeing the resultsmany such cases
>>35207893>regular cannabis enjoyerCould you quit for the time we vacation? I honestly only like nicotine and liquor. 31 FI don't like weed because of how corny and stupid people act about it, and how is everywhere nowdaysI think I'm a very chill and honest person, no mental health issues despite sometimes being sad, no drugs no self harm and no kids
>>35213435weed can fuck up your life man. I'm 35 and smoked weed on and off from 14-31. Now I'm suffering post acute withdrawal syndrome for 4 years. It's seriously fucked. I mean i kinda got badluck with shit weed genes but it's a thinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/WeedPAWS/basically the 2nd worst withdrawal you can have besides PAWS from benzos. weed is fucked
>>35213435OP here, I could probably quit while you're here but honestly I'm not looking to bring nagging and disharmony into my environment. I consume edibles in the evening. This is also not really a vacation for me, I just live here at the moment.>no mental health issues>no drugs no self harm and no kidsSounds good. Send me a message.>>35213459You do not have years-long PAWS from THC, you probably have an anxiety disorder and some vitamin deficiencies.>2nd worst withdrawal you can have besides PAWS from benzosLmao dude. This is why scho chambers are dangerous--this idea is totally divorced from reality. Do you exercise at least 3 days/week? Do you get cardio? Do you eat right? No, no, and no.
>>35213690>>35213459>14-31I missed this part when I skimmed your post--maybe you actually do. Have you tried cycling kratom and kava? They help, but you need at least minimal self-control in order to avoid becoming addicted to kratom. Another thing that helps is phenibut 200-300mg, but you can only take it once every week or two without developing a physical dependence which is much stronger than that of weed (it's more similar to a long-acting benzo or regular liquor consumption if you overdo it). Start taking a multivitamin, fish oil, and magnesium glycinate or citrate if you don't already.
Nothing but time wasters so far. I'm not looking for a sugar baby or anyone who's emotionally unstable, just something normal (by 4chan standards).
>>35213459This is good advice
>>35207893This smells fishy
And obviously no one normal and mentally stable will take you up on this, you're a complete stranger.
>>35216539>>35216536That's what vetting is for and why we talk for a while before we ever meet. 4chan has some not-so-normal people, but that doesn't mean we're mentally unstable—that's an incredibly shallow and reductive perspective. Would be cool if anyone who replies has references actually but that feels so formal
>>35213317Backflip babes > Somersault slutsAnd it's not even close
>>35216556You are mentally unstable for expecting something like this off 4chan and not having other avenues you're pursuing that would be better. Also not wanting to find someone local is strange
>>35216606>You are mentally unstable for expecting something like thisThat doesn't follow at all; that's not what mental instability is. You could call it unrealistic but that doesn't mean I'm crazy or unstable. More than half of all relationships start online today, usually through Instagram or a dating app, and I'd bet at least half of those are people who are essentially complete strangers outside of being able to lurk each other's ig.>not wanting to find someone local is strangeThis is a small (local) community and I like it here, so if something doesn't work out, it can be awkward. "Don't shit where you eat." Plus I really dislike dating apps because they feel like meat markets to me and they're pretty much an extension of modern social media now. I have this idea that I'll meet someone like me, someone who doesn't always take the beaten path.This is literally a board specifically for meetups between strangers, so I don't understand why you'd come here and act like anyone who wants to meet up is inherently unhinged by definition. Yeah a lot of people here are creepy Discord denizens bubbling beneath the surface of polite society but there are basically normal people here too.
>>35216632Maybe mentally unstable isn't right but you're off for seriously looking for this here. Get on a dating app you freak
>>35216660>unlock phone or computer>manually navigate to 4chan dot org slash soc - cams and "meetups">default username: Anonymous>wow you want to meet up with strangers you must be a psychoThere are many threads with many posts, so why choose this one to post this nonsense? Makes it seem like you just have some issue with me or this thread specifically and the best you can come up with is this really lazy, generic criticism that doesn't even make sense.I'm just a guy looking for a low key FWB, which is much more grounded than half of what you see on page 0 here
>>35216632>and I like it here,I should've written, "People here are great, but..."If it needs to be explained: Many people in a place like this are transient tourists. That type of person is usually on vacation with a group, and if they're single, they're most likely just looking for a hookup for the night. I'm more interested in something more personal and longer lived than that. Locals tend to know each other, too, and will learn who's a weekend warrior and who isn't, especially if you come from farther away, and the pool of eligible locals is pretty small.
>>35216536Fishing is very popular here and the seafood is fantastic
If anyone's interested in this as a case study, about 10% of the replies I've gotten have been weird findom people who I'm not sure aren't bots, and another 10% or so seem to be young-ish people who are very upset that I'm willing to date as low as 21. The rest just ask me to repeat what's written in the thread and later get frustrated or lose interest when I'm not very fun to troll.
>>352179711 or 2 crazy types in there too I think
>>35217971We aren't interested and we didn't ask. You're lonely for a reason and you're no fun at all
>>35217982>WeThey aren't sending their best. I'd post your straight up low IQ attempt at trolling if it wouldn't scare off the legit replies I'm getting. Basically just butthurt, envious people who can't handle someone merely existing.>You're not special!
>>35217971Thanks, I was asking myself how the pursuit was goingDon't lose hope anon, I'm rooting for you. Thanks for updating the thread
>>35218218Some anons just want to chat about old 4chan. I'm fine with that—you don't have to pretend to be a girl. People named crustbuster69 with 13 nitro customizations and pro-trans profile picture messaging me like um hello this is the 21-year-old girl of your dreams, may I please have your social security number daddy? Did they really blow up the van??
You might find it hard to believe, but many years ago /soc/ had sugar daddy threads. They even had girls posting in them. I was able to meet up with one girl from such a thread.
>>35219842Sugar babies sound like a bad deal. It's one thing for me to make the trip to me easier on someone, but it's something else entirely to feed some woman's entitlement complex by putting her on the payroll—that's just demeaning.
>>35219927It's give and take. A sugar relationship is a mutually beneficial one. You both give each other something, without it being a committed relationship.
>>35219955That sounds reasonable, but it also strikes me as too overtly transactional. What was your time experience like? To be clear, I'm not delusional about the probable motives of someone who would respond to a thread like this, but I feel like I have something to offer outside of being a walking ATM, and I'd like to establish something which respects the human element a little more in both directions.
Sorry bro, all the women here are absolute trash. They are either fat, psycho or ask money just to respond. Or all 3, like Yunners
>>35219842Let's be honest that's just the AAN thread now
>>35223369They seem to be insane and slowly rotate through anyone they can fool into letting them in like indecisive stray cats with rabies
>>35207893Looks like Santa Monica or Venice Beach
>>35224608Come to Cahleefohrneeahh, the sunshine state...
>>35223369Kind of, but unlike aan the girls we used to have on soc years ago didn't all have penises.
>>35219842I would legit love to do this for a girl but I have no idea how to actually go about doing this without just running into brats that dont even do the bare minimum
