>>35221253
well fuck you all
sex-haver losers.
sexo worshippers.

cucks with no dreams

Seeking sex is more fun than joining a cult.

>>35221253
As much as I'd want to go out and meet folks, I'm dealing with a fair bit of mental nonsense that is being way too annoying. But I mean, cryptid hunting and overthrowing the government would be pretty fun.

>>35221253
>>35221289
fuck off esl ass nigga you aren't charismatic or smart enough to start a cult and no being autistic does not mean you are smart

>>35221317
cult? wtf,
im bored and want to meet up and go somwhere
like explore and look for cryptids or some shit.

you projecting nigga.

>>35221295
the fuck is with you all jumping to conclusions.
cult is boring af. why tf would i want to do that?

>>35221375
ohhhhhh i see now.
it's because of the opening sentence.

i see. it can seem that way.

>>35221297
let me know when you have finished coping.

>>35221253
You haven't gotten success with this because you didn't post it on Reddit where it belongs

>>35221402
success?
the fuck are you all imagining.
this isn't /x/ why you all being schizos.

>>35221427
>i will lead you to something
and give you meaning and purpose.
This part right here will put anybody on the offensive about what your intentions are

since schizo wannabes are accusing wrong stuffs
things im thinking of

>visiting a haunted place
>looking for a cryptid
>a trip to any city in NA
>renting a boat and sailing to north pole to reach the inner earth
>rent a viking ship or build one together and attempt a short trip.
>ambush area 51 and get shot lol jk
>hike a mountain
>go to mexico and kidnap somebody worth over a million and hand it to the fbi but get killed b4 we reach the boss
>get on an airplane or fly an airplane if you are a pilot in a terrible weather condition and test our fates
>go to india and slap someone and fly back here.
>measure who's the greatest moid or chud by doing asking out challenge on a random street.
>bring something of value from each household and take it to a pawn shot together and see who brought the most value
idk mfs. im bored. anyone interested?

>>35221253
you sound like youre either gonna murder me in the woods or youre a glowie trying to get me implicated in a treasonous plot

where do you live roughly, im in interested

>>35221253
>>35221469
Youre fucking retarded. If you wanted to have some urban exploring meetup thread, hiking/camping or something just say it

>>35221476
you'd be very disappointed though.
because im neither.
and if in the far future if something happens
it won't be treasonous at all since it won't involve breaking any laws.
it's either because i followed legal steps to attempt something good
or the world has gone south and it's in a total chaos that whatever i do won't be penalized and actually if successful, would be considered a force of good.
and that is if i even attempt anything.
but by virtue of having born as an earth man i think it is more beautiful if you try to prevent such things happening in the first place than ignite things to have a justification to start anything.

but more i talk more i sound like a maniac with an enormous ego which is true but someone who is delusional overestimating one's place and abilities which isn't true.

all i want to do rn are super dumb things like
>>35221469


>>35221480
im not actually lying about any of the options
except the area51 because that's dumb af.
you gonna get summarily shot but the rest aren't random thoughts.

it's what years of boredom and self isolation does to you.


actually looking for a cryptid might also need to be discounted because im sure it's gonna be us wasting days strolling around in a nature.

>>35221496
>>35221476

what im saying is i am not good enough to entertain you basically.
im as unremarkable as you are.

>>35221500
And what im saying, NIGGER, is you shouldve just made a normal thread for meetups related to camping, hiking, cryptid rape parties etc. Admittedly you'd just be ignored since your thread has an actual niche behind it but still

>>35221541
>cryptid rape parties
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>>35221541
to be fair, i didn't know you had those threads.
it's not like i browse /soc/.

>>35221500
I love cryptids and would be sooo down to meet up to hunt some. I'm on the west coast, is that far from you?

>>35221561
am on the opposite side.
but why not sail to the inner earth or some shit.
at the end of the day even if we find one,
we'd be suicided few weeks later.

at least if we reach the inner earth we could ask for immunity and the ayys or offshoot humans could flex their diplomatic muscles who knows.

or we could try to infiltrate Shasta and see what the feds are hiding.

>>35221496
its sad that youre an american
i genuinely would have taken you up on your offer if you were an ausfag too

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>>35221561
What the fuck is this? They are not real. This is the stupidest shit I've ever read on this board. Hunting down shit that doesn't exist? Great idea, I should make a post asking if anyone wants to join up and we can go ghost hunting lmao.

>>35221584
i might move to australia one day but not rn.

>>35221586
most cryptids don't exist but things like crawlers do exist.
also ghosts are just bunch of ppl who stay on earth after death.
if not, you are temporarily matching to a temporal space and seeing an astral entity.
but often times you are just seeing a subconscious manifestation in one of your dream stages.

then wanna do something else instead?
here, pick one >>35221469

>>35221588
if you do we can go exploring together anon

>>35221623
lmao im not white and am a troon.
you don't want another bugface buzzing around a place already full of bugs.
also i am shit scared of bugs so Australia is no go zone when it comes to exploration.
I want to move there to live there and see what is that i could do.
ima sound like a schizo because i am bored and i want attention purely for an entertainment.

i'd usurp your govt if i could when shtf.
seize your resources in a total nazi or commie style and nationalize it.
build shit tons of navy. replace election with lottery.
play a third party between US and china to achieve several objectives.
1: blast all drug and human traffickers in the region
2: prevent the WW3
3: form a united bloc of SEA and Polynesia
get rid of all parties and make it a zero party govt.
ban masonry and its derivatives.
create an occult crime unit and exterminate SRA.
copy what glowies do to remove obstacles to forming the SEA + polynesian bloc with a unified currency and NATO-like alliance.

officially initiate a contact with a benevolent ayys and get a defense pact and a stimulus package in the form of gold from them in exchange of something they would want.

pile shit tons of gold delivered by ayys.
switch to gold-backed currency.
with the help of ayys annihilate American invasion.

do a glowie op and assassinate Xi so China is busy fighting themselves.
and trigger a democratic movement in China to ward them off too.

okay i don't smoke or do drugs.
i just got bored. okay?
guys don't be too harsh.
we all want scenarios along such line because we are deadass tired of this garbage world.

we are allowed to dream and have hopes.

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>>35221253
I posted this in another thread, maybe this is the correct thread?

33/m/Germany
tall, athletic, hazel eyes, pattern baldness, a dick that I call small and that women call big (to spare my feelings i assume) and facial hair that makes other men ask for tips (which I, sadly, dont have)

Ayo, I am not specifically here to date but because I am a highly social creature and my, soon to be former, employer decided he wanted to give me a month of paid leave which leaves me with plenty of time and friends that do not have a lot of it.

My hobbies are: being in nature, climbing something (most likely outside), bone-breaking circlepits, antifascist stuff, playing videogames, lifting stuff, running around and accumulating worthless knowledge. Sometimes I take drugs while doing these things.

I am primarily looking for anyone that thinks they are fun to talk to (preferably via voice chat). You got weird opinions? Feel strange among greater society? The demon you summoned is craving motor oil? Step into my dms

If you are here for dating: I am not attracted to the male form, international LDR is trash and I dont want kids or a wife.

disc thedrilldozer

>>35221705
>im not white
shocker

>>35221705
>lmao im not white and am a troon.
i dont gaf if your not white and im a tranny to so what
this place is a fair bit nicer to trannies than the US

>>35222024
lol im not a tranny yet.
it's too soon to be labelled as one.

anyways, i just looked up a bit and wow
you guys give green cards even to relationship partners wtf.
now the path to citizenship looks a lot easier.
it's just that i've never dated anyone....

i gotta bribe someone to fake being one.
can i bribe you to help me with a partner visa?

jokes aside, if you are a foreigner, how tf do you get e?
since you are a tranny, you might know this.
im guessing you guys being commonwealth and all that
don't allow medications on a market.

>>35221469
Again, wrong website. >>>/r/eddit

>>35222829
youre not on hrt yet or?
also you can just get a prescription and get it from a pharmacy
or you can do what i do and just diy, border control is kinda strict but stuff gets through and most diy sellers will reship if it gets seized

>>35224016
been on it for less than 6 months.
but don't you need a family doctor to get a prescription?
bet you have to wait months through the long backlogs.
then multiple required visits including consultation and signature, each requiring separate bookings
and that'd take another couple of months since all dates would be full.

but if you are without a visa and staying there with an ETA,
doubt you could access any medical services
maybe diy is the way to go as long as it's not illegal.

>>35224123
depends where you go, some places in australia its like one visit informed consent thing
others you need to see psychs
i assume a tourist can access it but will need to pay out of pocket

really diy is the way to go tho
its not illegal but its not legal either
you wont get in trouble for buying it basically

might be hard to organise buying it tho unless ur coming to stay with a friend cos getting it thru airport security might be sketchy
if you have a prescription in the US tho youre fine to just bring your hrt + your prescription and declare it at customs

>>35224333
i see but i don't have a prescription so... i guess diy?
since it isn't illegal so... well, i will figure it out later.

>unless ur coming to stay with a friend
shit how do i make a fren.
last time i had one was back in hs. lol.

you should fly over here and help me capture a crawler or something
then we'd fly back to australia and capture a kangaroo
then have them go at each other.

but srsly can a kangaroo defend itself against a crawler if they get killed by a tiny dingo?

you know what, i don't care what u think of me.
ima go to ur country and do crazy shits.
all sorts of crazy shits.
i will turn your country into the last bastion of freedom and sanctuary against the nwo.
i will wipe out your regional elites and ruling bloodlines entrenched for generations.
fuck you. femboi.

>>35224376
i mean you could maybe also get a post office box and have your shipment directed there for pickup once you arrive in australia? idk

i think kangaroos can be pretty fearsome, especially the bigger ones, it could probably hold its own

>i will turn your country into the last bastion of freedom and sanctuary against the nwo.
i will wipe out your regional elites and ruling bloodlines entrenched for generations.
fuck you. femboi

thats nice dear

>>35224333
then i'll give myself a victory parade like the roman generals and like they did i will parade you around then fuck you til you die but thru pegging since my dick is too small and i got no skills thanks to being so chaste. or i could hire black mercenaries to pound you 24/7 during my victory speech.

and i'll have u play netball for the rest of ur miserable life.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
>get a post office box and have your shipment directed there
implying i can find a rent
:(

maybe i should train myself some martial arts and come and take your house.
i need a founding stone to go about do things i've laid out.
but i need some food and shelter.
i am living on what little left savings and likely i could only fund my neetdom for just 1 more year after the lease is over.
but having no recent job history or any credentials i'm fucked.
no way any mf there would give me a rent.
even the current rent took an enormous effort to just get one and i had to give lump sum in advance.
mfs don't trust you if you are a neet.

that's a problem.
maybe i should buy a tend and find some shade.
doubt australia even get winters.

honestly this board is so depressing.
is sex everything?

come on mfs.

let's go somewhere.
im so tired of my neetdom.
no more like having nothing to do all day.
i resent the fact that i grew up without vidya
otherwise, i'd never feel this way and instead could just play vidya like the rest of you.
but my gay mom didn't allow it.
and that gayness led me to taking hrt out of gay emptiness.... maybe? idk
she's not gay but she gay cuz she didn't let me play vidya and have fun when i was young.
now i have all the time in the world but don't know what to do with it.


come on mfs

let's go kidnap a mexican drug lord
and use his bounty to make it x10
then buy a patrol boat
and create a sea commerce.
fighting illegal whalers and human traffickers.
and steal corpo fag shipments to finance ourselves.


god damn you losers
fuck you all.


all i asked was can we go urban exploring at a night time since i don't like the sun.
one reason i might not go to Australia, i don't want to age so quickly like that. they got no ozone and have quadruple of UV index.

must contact aliens first and get alien certified sunblocks and reverse-aging products.
well for that i'd need this board to remain degenerate.
since all you mfs care is sex, i can easily entice hoes on this board to suck giant alien dics
so i can get those.

As someone who has an esoteric order, I do have to agree with the people who are making fun of you. Your post 100% comes off as you trying to larp as some profound Cult Leader. It isn't wild to read what you wrote and come to that conclusion.

I think you genuinely got caught in 4k and now are trying to backpedal to some degree.

>>35224999
then u should develop more intuition lmao
imagine being a part of an esoteric order but jumping to retarded conclusions.
this is no different to /x/-tards who claim anyone is a glowie if you disagree with them.

lmao.

>>35226157
No. I am correct in this matter. Divine trips btw, check'em. You know the rules. Or if you don't. Get out newfag.

I would say sorry that your reading comprehension is at rock bottom along with your ability for subterfuge. You claim there was no cryptic subtext but multiple people all were able to read between the lines and saw some obviously cringey intent. That is not on us, you lower lifeform, thats on you. You could have written that any number of different ways but you instead choose to phrase it like that.

The only person here who is clearly retarded is you. Typical moidscum.

>>35227410
lmao i wish i had such ability and ambition
you absolute retard.
this has to be the cringiest shit ive been accused of

>>35227410
you are free to believe whatever the fuck u want.
it's funny the last time i browsed soc, i was the victim of some deranged
namefagging satanist mindfucking me
and now im the one being accused of doing what that loser was trying to do when im not him.

wtf. fuck you. sex worshipers.
whose only life goal is to suck dick and get penetrated.
bunch of losers.

>>35227410
but if u want the truth im so used to adv anons
24/7 screaming about loneliness and depression.
so i assumed u to be in the same state.
that's why i started the first sentence like that.

honestly, i was a retard thinking u could get anyone on board from this shit imageboard.

like back then the last time i came here
i was trying to beg for free rent.
u only care about sex sex sex sex sex
and then wonder why you are all depressed.

>>35227448
>>35227458
>>35227465
Is this a bit you are doing? This has to be a bit.
This isn't /x/, this is /soc/.
If you want a better reception to your thoughts, maybe go to /reddit/ or at least if you are going to post this cringey garbage here...at least be eloquent about it.

All you have done is make sweeping and quite frankly, boring generalizations aimed at me because I clocked you. But not surprising coming from a complete stranger without the intellect or the ability to actually insult me. I have given you free material to do such and you still haven't been able to rub your neurons together to create a fire to clapback.

yawn.

>>35227937
keep living in your bubble.
for the most part idk wtf u r talking about
and your obsession with reddit.
you probably know a lot more about reddit than i do.
maybe u r right maybe i do have a low literacy cuz i don't get what u r even on about.

and i don't even know why u think im trying to insult u.
u r the one bent on trying to insult me so i don't get it.

i genuinely dont get why you are so upset.
and if u wish me gone, why u put so much effort
besides cringe accusations.

but enjoy my thread.

>>35221586
I've never gone to a haunted house or the woods expecting to actually find something, but it's still a fun thing to do and if you really play into it and the atmosphere you can even psyche yourself out which is fun or just fuck around with each other with jump scares and stuff. The few times I've done this, it was more of an exploration/adventure type thing, you bring along a camera and it's a vibe.

Pull out your phone "if you're in the room with us give us a sign"
>your friend farts you both laugh
just random bullshit like that

>>35221253
sex makes me feel immortal :/

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