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>>35245503
>35/f/AT
>Looking for: wehraboo/nautical autism brain-to-brain communication
>not looking for: relationship/romance
> dc: sabserab

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Bernd, dieser Faden hat nun auch einen Discord-Server!

https://discord.gg/NJXVPDEPKh

Meine Offline-Herrin ist jetzt auch auf Kik und möchte Unterhaltung. Ich habe eine neue Gruppe aufgemacht, in der sie Sklaven Aufgaben gibt. Alle sind willkommen: männliche und weibliche Subs genauso wie männliche und weibliche Doms, bi, gay, straight ist ganz egal. Andere Doms außer ihr dürfen auch gerne Aufgaben verteilen.
Noch ist die Gruppe leer (meine Herrin ist auch noch bei der Arbeit), aber spätestens heute Abend geht es richtig los.

Die Gruppe ist #losershow26, kik.me/g/ZnpP6uLUs2Iko0AqxwqFFuaqNHo

Der Link darf natürlich beliebig geteilt werden, je mehr Leute, desto besser.

Meine Güte was für eine Scheißeschau

>ASL
22, tF, Brazil

>About you
I like some mainstream animes, I watch YouTube a lot and I like a ton of philosophy, also into CS2 but I am really bad at it. Also a Linux user but not that much of a programmer (yet, I guess). I want to learn new languages starting with german/deutsch

>Looking for
Someone to talk/chat exclusively in german with, I decided that I want to learn new languages starting in german, and I like learning languages mostly through the immersion method and natural/organic learning, I am extremely beginner in german so don't expect too much on me, I didn't do that post in german exactly because it would be a shit since I am extremely beginner at it
I don't mind if you're also a beginner or if you're native or fluent, I really just want anyone to talk with in german, it doesn't need to be something so complex and long-term but it would be good if so.
I want mainly text chatting, at least for the first days or weeks, but I can accept and engage in voice calls after a couple days or weeks of text-chatting without any problems, just also don't expect too much on me. Anyone is welcome.

>Not looking for
No english, not even in the first messages, only german strictly.
No dating or anything nsfw, I am absolutely NOT open for these.
I'm a bit of a moralfag
I will probably take around 1 day after this post to accept friend request, I am currently kinda busy (while writing this post) in solving some problems but starting tomorrow I'll accept everyone that sent a friend request
Also, I am not a ghoster, but sometimes I can be busy doing something, but I will try to put at least 1-2 hours everyday to chat with people and I will be very compromised in regularly talking to you (if you're not an asshole lol)

>Contact
florespetalas on discord

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Anstoß aus Thesen.
Fast Wochenende Leuteeeeee!!!
Jemand Ideen wie man Schachtelhalm aus dem Garten bekommt?

M28, suche weibliche Begleitung zum Pilze sammeln.

22-ftm-US
not german but im really into ebm! (And One, Front 242, Nitzer Ebb)
I’ve saved up some money and I want to visit Berlin (and eventually Moscow) soon! Hopefully I can speak to some German users about it. Thanks!
disc: murdernights

Was geht Leute? Keiner hat bis jetzt seinen Lümmel rausgepackt das ist doch ne Besserung zu den alten threads.

>>35256836
Zeig Lümmel du geiles Stück

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>asl
26 m (kinda twinkish looking) in Tilburg Netherlands atm
>about me
Pretty curious and open minded guy mostly into nerdy shit and nature
>looking for
Anyone who wants to hang out irl in or around Tilburg (fine with dating too but only with feminine looking people)
BIG plus if ur into hiking/cycling/swimming and would like to do it with someone.
>not looking for
Online only, ghosters
>contact
Discord: aurelian4

m/36/SN
I'm just a fucking guy (fat).
Hedonistic in nature, voting AfD.
There's no sane women here anyway, let alone sane german women.

tlusty89 on Discord

>>35257552
>36 yo fat incel
>voting AFD
checks out

>>35257408
LMAO

>>35257552
and then there is an AfD voter writing in english instead of the Herrensprache. Go figure about the mental state of the average AfD sucker

>>35258781
People like you are the reason brown is about to be the majority in Germany

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Ich hab eigentlich auf keinen von euch Autisten mehr bock aber vielleicht findet sich ja doch irgendwann mal ein netter chat auf über längere Zeit

bojackpferdmann_67653

Im visiting western Germany next week. Are there any nice things to do there for a dumb minimal German speaker?

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>ASL
29/M/germany

>Interests
cooking, movies (preferably horror or romance ones), videogames (fighting games, dota, friendslop, jrpgs). I'm also religious and vegan!

>Looking for
friend(s) preferably from germany that want to get to know each other and do stuff together!

>Not looking for
hookups, americans, non friends

>Contact
marstuah

Add me, I'm a very horny and sexy Latina f20, I'll be waiting for you on my Telegram @ShakirAa9

>ASL
31,M,Sachsen

>About You
Bin ein sehr schüchterner Mensch und konnte in meinem Leben bisher wenige Erfahrungen mit Frauen machen. Das beeinflusst mich aktuell auch sehr negativ beim Dating. Jetzt bin ich so lost und verzweifelt, dass ich sogar hier poste :D

>Looking For
Frauen, mit denen man einfach ganz unverbindlich etwas chatten kann.

>Not Looking For
Transpersonen und Männer

>Contact
KIK Teldorr

Stoß

Gehe jetzt pennen.
31 männlich und aus nrw wenn jemand adden mag
Kakadingidus

22 f alone. Kik alexandrasex3
Snap alexandrasex1 telegram alexandeasex3

>>35268606
Stoß

>>35271498
Name funktioniert nicht

>ASL
M/21/Germany
>About me
197 cm
Ich mach viel Sport sonst zocke ich reise gerne und gehe nicht Feiern oder so
>Looking for/Not looking for
Nur Frauen, add mich einfach mir ist tot langweilig wir können alles machen nsfw sfw
>Discord
Paulodersoo7382

>>35271565
Probier mal kakabingus wenn das Interesse noch besteht

18/f/germany
Just bored
Kik: jsl2736

>>35274235
gib ma discord du geile fotze

31/m/nrw
Kakabingus auf discord

Telegram @toomtomtom

29m from Germany moved to Bulgaria - looking for friends preferably female to chat.

>>35276291
Was machst du in Bulgarien und wieso fickst du dort nicht einfach eine?

M 26 bi
Immer geil, meistens high und immer gut drauf
Schickt mir was ihr wollt. Lass nh gute Zeit haben
Kik: timundtoll

Ruhe in Frieden Deutschlandfaden du wirst nicht vermisst

Hes zusammen
Bin m
29

Wenn jemand Lust hatt zu quatschen oder sonst was gerne adden

core1990

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>>35253776
Is that not some classic "Panzermensch"? Do you like Hard/Speedcore Industrial?

I recently discovered "Qualkommando", the German samples make it even better.
>>35256836
Ich pack meinen Lümmel am Liebsten rein es ist sowieso keiner würdig den zu sehen, nur meine große Liebe Jennifer aus dem Wohnheim Bethanien soll mit mir sein.

WARUM IST DAS DXM SO SCHEISSE TEUER

robotabs ordern dauert ewig und dann lohnt das nur wenn man mal 2-3 wochen am stück ballat

Was ist eigentlich mit Adelheid aka Ada dem Transer passiert, hat der sich endlich umgebracht?

>>35275646
Stoß

>>35283485
Keine Ahnung, zumindest konnte man mit Ada quatschen bis die Verlustparanoia gekickt hat. Normale Frauen scheinen hier nichtmal zu lurken und was als Frau hier mal gepostet hat, war immer ein unresponsives Stück Scheiße.

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Rubbler 2 the Front, ich supporte den Ständer mit Bildern meiner Freundin

Kik; Tortillas86

19/M/Deutschland

Slawischer Femboy mit Daddy-Issues, ursprünglich aus der Ukraine; ich suche einen älteren Mann, der sich um mich kümmert, mit dem ich reden kann und der mir durchs Haar streichelt...

>>35283787
Hast du Telegram?

M 32 submissive trage heels gerade nicht rasiert ursprünglich aus Osteuropa
Snapchat : dasha_bitch2021

>ASL
21/M/Argentina
>About You
I'm about to go to germany soon.
i look normal and i don't have mental illnesses. I'm not fat, femboy, furry, tranny, etc. I'm 5'11 and i'm white/mediterranean. I'm gay.
>Hobbies/Interests
I like talking, videogames (innocent co-op, not anything online competitive), movies, travelling, tech, sports, trying new things.
>looking for
Would be so cool to meet a german friend online and then get to meet them there.
But before that: Someone to play casually regularly while vcing, usually not really long sessions (more than 2 hours) to unwind. Any game as long as not tryharding or online competitive. I like rotating games, i don't play the same shit forever. Or we might just end up vcing while doing something else like sharing screens or whatever. About personality, I like talkative, a dumb sense of humor, affectionate. Chatting on the side is fine too, you know, sharing retarded videos once in a while.
We can teach each other german and spanish while at it too, sounds fun.
Relationship prospect would be amazing but regular friends is a huge W as well.
>not looking for
Niggers, pajeets, asians, latinos.
Obese, femboy, furry, tranny, etc.
Sanctimonious or moralistic Reddit people.
Someone who can't eventually commit.
Also, women.
>Tag (discord)
ffefoo

If i don't answer it's because someone else talked to me first and I'm busy with them.

>>35283941
also, I might stay there to live if i like it

>>35283941
Ok, so you are a bog standard argentinian racist, why should we need you, when we already have our own racists? Stay were you are, we dont need more wannabe nazis

>>35284032
and you are a cuckold

>>35284032
Gib Discord du Ficktranse

>>35245503
>A/S/L
40/M/California

But I'll be visiting Germany in September (Berlin / Hamburg for a couple weeks), would like to get to know someone I could possibly meet up with or go on future trips with.
>A little about yourself
I'm a wealthy tech worker in an open relationship. I have pretty nerdy hobbies/interests (anime, vidya) in a day to day sense but I also like to travel and visit neat natural/cultural sites as time allows, I visit Europe 2-3 times every year for this.
>What you are looking for?
A kind, submissive girl who I can get to know, spoil a bit with cute outfits and lingerie and toys, and eventually travel around the world with. Happy to play a mentorship/nurturing role in any relationship. NEETs and girlfailures welcome.
>What you are not looking for?
Mean people, flaky people, dry texters, no one underage or still in high school plz..
>Contact
disc: sunsets_44

>>35284040
lol what a comeback, that hurt so much i dont even know how to get back on track again.
>>35284050
Nope, ich poste in diesem Drecksloch nicht mehr, hat keinen Wert, gibt eh keine Weiber hier

>>35285312
if you like niggers why don't you stay in reddit?

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>ASL
27M German border (details in DM)
>About You
Loser who likes movies, history, anime and video games, I've always been interested in German culture and went there a few times.
>Looking For
German friends who have similar interests. If you want to learn French I'd be happy to give you occasional help.
>Not Looking For
scammers, grifters, schizo, sexually degenerate, friend collector and so forth
>Contact
miragetaheri

>>35287270
If you dont like niggers, why not go to east germany?

>>35283787
Add mich
Geselle98

>>35284032
Tausche Nigger und Schwuchteln wie dich gerne gegen Argentinier

>>35289016
Weil die Viecher mittlerweile überall und unerträglich sind.

>>35291489
Typischer Ossi, der denkt der Osländeranteil in seinem Kaff ist bei 50%

>>35275646
Stoß.
Gehe jetzt pennen morgen erstmal genüsslich nen gelben reinballern

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anyone up for playing team fortress 2?

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M 36 NRW suche Frauen die mich anpissen, peggen und benutzen auch mit Cage oder Freundinnen zeigen und vorführen teleg: najica90

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>>35292910
Better play AOE II Vermin/Darktide BF3/4/1 or DFBHD with me

18/w
Kik: jsl2736

M 32 submissive trage heels gerade nicht rasiert ursprünglich aus Osteuropa
Snapchat : dasha_bitch2021

>>35292910
Was bist du denn für 1 Geschöpf

>>35292910
HAHAHAHAHA.

Florian bist du das?

BBAAHHHH DU EKELHAFTER.

typical end for a hardcore /pol/ fag.

>>35275646
Stoß

>ASL
19/W/München
>About You
Ich bin 'ne aufgeschlossene und neugierige Frau. Bin für so viele Themen offen zum quatschen. Hab aktuell frei weil Semester noch nicht begonnen hat.
>Looking For
Kein Plan - normales Quatschen, sexten, gegenseitig roasten.
>Not Looking For
Kein Bock auf rechte Typen oder welche die meinen, Männer wären mehr wert als Frauen.
>Contact
Telegram: mepo2007

>>35295281
Du hast mich angeschrieben, aber ich war leider auf der Arbeit abgelenkt und konnte leider nicht antworten. Sorry. Konntest Du mal mit wieder anschreiben ?

>>35303807
ich kack dir in die fresse, Ali!

>>35303807
und danach spritze ich dir meinen hausgemachten Ayran quer durch die nougatschleuse,

DU BEHINDERTER HURENSOHN

M23 muc
Mir ist geisteskrank langweilig
Kp seid einf normal keine Nazis keine Opfer
Tg: flathead21

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Hello germans, i am german from osnabruck.
JOIN for german facts
german fun
and less turkish ppl
https://discord.gg/8qYTxYzwT

>>35304995
ICH WAR DA. NUR HURENSÖHNE. BIN WIEDER GEGANGEN.FERTIG

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M28 Ger cuck

My unaware 28 year old gf (half greek, half German) has no idea her pants go see through at the gym and make her sweaty ass and thong visible to everyone walking by.
By now probably every guy at the gym has noticed that. I love that she unintentionally teases all the guys.

Hit me up if you dont want to miss out and see some of her sexy greek ass

BBMQ7EQH7 on TGuard
@CloudySli on TGram
SlyvarrFemb on kik
Slyvarrx on discord

23 m Regensburg
I am a guy genuinely looking for a date, near Regensburg or in bavaria
Women.
Trans people, gay people etc
discord: jtriks_

>>35283737
das volkswagen ist kaput mein negger was ist das scheise mein gott

Oh je

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33 male Midwest
In search of strong independent german women and kraut baddies.i will even extend my requirements to include Swiss austians and lands ceded by Germany in the world wars.

And to show my devotion to duetch damsels I would like to say. I drive a VW diesel sportwagen which is the predessor of all German sports cars. Like the tall geese is to the gundams. I can take you for a cruze(another German car here in America but it's actually an opel) Additionally I shop at aldi, have Adidas shorts, and I think I'm quite handsome.

Discord: lastmelon

Wenn wer tf2 oder cs mit nem entspannten bosnier spielen will sagt bescheid

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suche daddy (oder mommy) welche(r) mich feminisiert. Nähe stuttgart. discord: rarelymichelle

>>35317575
ekliger drecksfaden warum gibt es nirgens coole deutsche

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any guy or girl in or around Munich???
just to meet up during the week or maybe more!!!
f 20
discord tinypolli

>ASL 35 M and 18 F
>About You: I am in a LDR with a german girl.
>Looking For She is bi and wants another german bi girlfriend to date and have threesomes with me.
>Not Looking For Dudes, people not in Germany.
>Contact send discord so she or I can respond.

25/F/DE

Wer quasseln möchte:

Discord: nurzumspass.

>ASL
21/troon/eastern european shithole (moving to germany soon)
>About Yourself
somewhat cute anorexic 164cm semipassoid boymoder femcel hikikomori
>Interests
music, anime, cooking & bed rotting
>Looking For
longterm relationship with a moid
>Not Looking For
gooners, transbians, agps, minors, americans
>Tag
gurohime

was geht
taugt der faden hier was? bin normalerweise nie auf /soc/ aber fucking gelangweilt gerade

>ASL
31/M/Norddeutschland

>About You
Dom/Sad, into BDSM, 188cm, muskulös/sportlich, intelligent, leicht nerdiger Freundeskreis, Interesse an Psychedelika oder auch Chemsex

>Looking For
Fs, devot, masochistisch, versaut und kinky, Intelligenz, zierlich, hübsch, lange Haare

Austausch, Spielbeziehung, langfristige Beziehung oder Chemsexpartnerin
Auch Interesse an vielen Kinks, Fetischen, permanentem Machtgefälle, aber kein Muss.

>Not Looking For
Ms, Arroganz, Raucherinnen, Übergewichtige, AFD Leute

>Contact
kik Jon2055
discord jon2050

>>35295048
wird nicht gefunden. schreib mir gerne

Auf wiedersehen

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>>35334802
Wir sehen uns im nächsten Leben, Bernd.
Hoffentlich wird dann alles besser.

>ASL
31 M Germany

>About you
I'm 5'11" (body type: lumberjack), bearded, wearing glasses. Not a gamer. Interested in all kinds of things, and open to new things

>Looking for
A nice chubby woman to talk to and get to know each other

>Not looking for
complex drama

>Signal app
qq_xx.88

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> ASL
27, M, BaWü
> Looking for
Looking for my long term discord kitten. OK I'M JOKING (the voices in my head compelled me to write this down tho).
I am looking for a nerdy girl to chat about nerdy things. If you like anime and/or single player video games and are slightly on the sprectrum we'll get along splendidly.
> About me:
188cm (6'2) guy from germany. I am decently fit (as in "I hit the gym regularly") have a short beard, wear glasses and have grey-green eyes.
I am a software engineer (shocker) and love computers (even bigger shocker - i know). I love regular nerd stuff like anime, gaming (table top and video) and more niche stuff like game development. I also like art (i like painting miniatures for example) and philosophy and much much more!
> Bonus
Bonus points (not required, just nice to have)
- You have gremlin energy
- You have short-ish hair (i know, it's a bit of a weird one)
- You are petit (that sounds so cringe but summarizes my preference)
Tell me how many you got!
> Contact
Discord: isadsmile

Servus

Bin Mark

36 Jahre

Männlich

Lerne gerne Leute kennen.
Bin Gamer.

Wenn jemand Langeweile hatt und quatschen will einfach adden

DC: core1990

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Werde mich heute Abend whs mal wieder komplett besaufen
Wenn jemand dumme scheiße labern will

bojackpferdmann_67653

>>35292910
You look like your typical pyro main

Kakabingus auf discord immernoch 31/m/nrw

falls jemand chatten möchte, mir ist langweilig
kik: shinitai_pls
m / 24

>ASL
M/21/Germany
>About me
197 cm
Ich mach viel Sport sonst zocke ich reise gerne und gehe nicht Feiern oder so
>Looking for/Not looking for
Nur Frauen, add mich einfach mir ist tot langweilig wir können alles machen nsfw sfw
>Discord
Paulodersoo7382

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M28 Ger cuck

Showing off my 28 year old half greek half german sluts ass. She wears some half see through pants to the gym making her unknowingly flash her ass to everyone. We occasionally visit swinger clubs .

Hit me up if you dont want to miss out on my slut and see some of her sexy greek ass

BBMQ7EQH7 on TGuard
@Slyvarrx on TGram
SlyvarrFemb on kik
Slyvarrx on discord

Wrong add....

Discord paulodersoo7382_08025

28 m bavaria
looking for F in bavaria
bowerydima

Ist jmd in München und will zu ug Rap Events gehen