Reminder of a provider from aan
imgur com /a/aan-june-july-uENn3GS

>>35249528
Carth, in addition to being cringe, was b& like three servers ago.

>>35249556
>joining a discuck server
>ever
lmao

>>35249528
i remember him he was actively inviting trannies into his life and then was dumbfounded when they had issues and were accusing him of stuff.

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>>35249556
he was b& for being too based and successful

free carth

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>status
neet

>asl
m26 bi usa/texas

>willing to relocate?
yes

>looking for
any woman who would like a live in personal chef/cleaner. I'm very autistic and unhireable, and the jobs i have had I was unable to keep for very long due to mental issues, but i am extremely proficient at cooking with over 10 years of experience and excel at domestic duties so as long as I have a place to sleep and ingredients to cook with I'd be more than happy to put my skills to use. All in all I really just want to get the hell out of this small town it's too hot in Texas and I'd really hate to die here. I'm open to the possibilities of a relationship as well or just anything casual but first and foremost I want to cook delicious foods for you.

disc: orpheu5_

>>35250785
>himbo house-husband
Dream big lil guy, lol, probably a good gig if you can get it. I wish you luck. No woman ever took care of me. You better be 10/10 with a porno dick. Or black. Black guys seem to make dumb white women want to take care of them. You can fuck around on them and everything.

>>35249566
Yeah it's embarrassing enough engaging with the cluster B broads on here 1-on-1, letting alone exposing yourself to a ""community"", I omitted it from the template for a reason.

>>35249401
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, Male, British, Straight. (Biological women only)

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Bristol, England & No.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Maid/FWB/BDSM Relationship

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I expect to cover your bills, room, board and help you start saving, as well as buying you nonessentials.
I'm not interested in providing for anyone at a distance and anyone interested must be good with cats.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, and you must understand you'll be expected to quit if you move in.

> Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

>>35250949
Why are you people so obsessed with black men/race in general? Very bizarre

>>35251112
Just an anecdote, friendarino. Just an anecdote.

>>35251116
You're spending too much time on the Internet

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>>35251121
Dude. Every WF/BM relationships I've seen with my own two fucking eyes is her picking up his dead weight and dealing with all sorts of abuse/cheating. Picrel. My friend's mom. Many, many, many such cases.

>>35251127
make a post you bnwo cucklord

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Can you cuckold oxygen thieves fuck off to one of the ten other threads you have up at all times?

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i (22 M, usa, straight) dont want a job... i want to be a smelly fat ugly neet and jerk off to blacked all day...

>Provider

>About me
200cm (6'6''), 120kg (265lbs), I've got some meat but I wear it well. Hazel eyes, mostly gray hair, people often think I'm older than I am because of it.
I'm the sole IT tech in a jewellery manufacturing site for a worldwide company. I love what I do, but I work long hours. I make a good enough living for two and then some, live in an apartment, and lead a quiet life.
Emotionally intelligent, damn good conversationalist, what I am most accused of in relationships is being overly rational and analyzing of everything which is sometimes mistaken for negativity.

>Looking for
Female or extremely feminine male, I don't care much for age as long as you're emotionally mature and legal. Long term, I just want a life partner, somebody to share a life with but that won't drive me up the walls after work. Short term, conversation (VC is a must) during and after work, someone to spend time with with movies or games or whatever else.

>Contact
Discord: serenity361

incel.virgin
30 uk virgin KHHV
i want my first kiss to be a womans arsehole so you can probably tell i'm subby
sit on my face regularly and you can bully me into other stuff ig

>>35252241
Take your own advice, schizo obsesser.

>Status: Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
ASL >
34 , M , Montreal (Canada) , not willing to relocate
Contact discord : Laverge

About me , pretty funny guy whit a "Dom" vibe. Super curious in general. Geek/gamimg , play music , combat sport.
BWC , Kinky AF , cum retain fetish.

Mental Issues >
Like to control , got blue balls if we cuddles .

I'm straight .

Looking for
Would like a free use room mate or GF .
Real Dom , I'll take care of you before , in the moment and after .
Juste got too much libido for a normal relstionships . Always get judged cause I want to fuck and play all day sometimes.

/ Not looking for
Disrespect , lies , no communication , one nights .


>Looking for: FWB, Relationship, Free use maid

Just come say hi ! :]

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>>35256888
Ha yeah forget to post a picture of me .
Face and dick pic only on demand :p

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>>35249401
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself
32/male/Bi
Im white, 5'10 and work fulltime. I live in a 2 bedroom with the 2nd smaller bedroom turned into a office.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Texas (tx), possibly but I have a strong support network of family and friends where I live as well as ties to the community so probably not.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Relationship, fwb (but less desirable than Relationship)

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Im into transgirls and feminine guys. Ive dated neets before and have supported them. I enjoy cooking and cleaning so even if they're a bed rotter that's fine. If it's someone looking to get back on their feet (either government papers documents wise, health or job i have a lot of learned experience from caring in past relationships) and ive become more and more fond of the idea of dating a transgirl, having her live with me and me helping her pursue her dreams.


>Contact Info
Discord: kaban_nat

>Status
pet neet artist catboy
>ASL
23m bi
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
uk, yes

v kinky and dedicated. good at cooking and cleaning :D not lifelong neet

disc: tdk90

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>ASL
42/M/MO
>bio
White, fit, glasses, look youthful. Home owner, tech for work and play.
>status
Provider
>bidya
Killer7, Clair Obscur, SMT/Persona, Deus Ex, Postal 2, Silent Hill, Thief, Look Outside, TCOAAL, Deltatroon, rhythm games, roguelikes, Civ, dumb movie-games, all sorts of retro games
>media
Movies: Mandy, Being John Malkovich, Ghost World, >Her, Synecdoche NY, The Substance, Repo Man, Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer, Street Trash, Taxi Driver, -- anything 'lynchian.'
Streaming: Lolcow content like MATI and Kino Casino, chud shit like Blackpilled and MDE.
Music: IDM, shoegaze, industrial, triphop, jazz-fusion, Hooverphonic, Smiths, Boards of Canada
Books: House of Leaves, Dostoevsky, Junji Ito.
>looking for
Someone willing to relocate or at least visit frequently. After an established attraction and lots of plan-making, I want to move in a younger gf with zero financial obligations and would take care of any needs as they arise. Someone to share introverted activities (cooking, gaming, movies/series, spotify playlists) and as well as outdoor adventures (shopping, visiting new cities by train, swimming, hikes, karaoke) with. Must love cats.
>not looking for
foreigners, prudes, scammers, assigned males, never-meets; tattoos and cluster B discouraged but that's 95% of you so let's negotiate
>discord
arcanine_unc

>ASL

29 / M / NYC

>About me

I was born in Russia, immigrated to NYC with my family when I was 6.

I work as a programmer, remotely from home.
I also have my own small company that I started 4 years ago, making video games

So I do okay financially. But I live a pretty frugal lifestyle. I'm
introverted so I mostly just stay at home, watch Youtube or play
games. Walk my dog.
Sometimes I like to travel, bounce around different countries,
spending a few weeks or a few months in each.

Recently I visited Dubai, India, and Vietnam.

I have mostly traditional values, and believe in romance.

I like science, history, animals, entrepreneurship, youtube, true crime, tik tok.

disc: comfyloner_89667

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status: semi-neet i gguessss qq
sex/gender: 20ish, mtf sorta thing, i struggle to understand myself TT
location and are you willing to relocate: eu, yes, please, absolutely anywhere, it doesn't matter, so long as my passport permits me admission.
what are you looking for: \ / \ / \ /
anything else you would like to add:

i don't have any responsibilities, any commitments that stop or hinder me. i'm open minded, have practically no hobbies other than speaking my mind and hearing people out, expressing myself and discovering new stuff. i'm gentle, meek. i get overwhelmed and cry a lot when i can't handle things. i'm loving, affectionate, caring. i'm happy surrounding myself with any person. supporting and helping however i can. listening and learning to be a better person. i enjoy getting lots of care and attention. i adore hugs, cuddles, headpats and kisses. i love to travel and go on adventures. i worked a bit, i saved some money. i can virtually pop up anywhere in the world within a week, but being on my own wouldn't make any difference. i hate loneliness, i can't stand the silence of being by myself. i'd do anything, i just want someone's caring presence next to me..

so many of you looking for so many things.. all seemingly enticed at the opportunity of a companion of sorts.. well.. i doubt i match any specific criteria, but i'd be sooo very interested to travel someplace far and discover how vastly different people live and make due with life's hurdles.. i could help some with rent, with any chores or whatever tasks, and i could certainly give out as much love and support as your heart desires.. all i'd want is you to promise to be there for me.. and hug me lots when my head simply makes too much noise for me to handle ;_;

disc: 7240603816872111

>>35263883
sent a request :o

gigglewater05@proton.me, 18 year old ugly neet from Los Angeles (South Bay region), female. Willing to relocate as long as it's not out of the country. I am very easy and fall in love/get attached too quickly so if you're seeking a relationship, I could be your candidate. In exchange I'll cook and clean for ya, I'm very cuddly will give you all the attention you need. I reaaally like older men but someone my age is fine. I only ask that you don't be overweight.

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>stats
Semi-neet

>asl
26/m/gay

>location/willing to relocate
MT, yes I’m willing to relocate

>LF
Roommate, provider, relationship/fwb

>about myself
I’ve moved to MT and found a job, I don’t really like it that much. Though I can help pay rent if anyone wants to become roommates.

>discord
shadowoof

>>35266356
>I only ask that you don't be overweight
Damn, you are so close to being perfect. Where are the FUB appreciating neets?

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19/f/Scotland
>status
neet

>about me
make and collect dolls, art, political discussion,
fashion, cooking, i love cats and all animals
very much. i love gaming and my favourite
franchise is silent hill. i love tattoos, art, im
new to digital art and would love to show it to
someone. i love anime and manga too. i have a pc and im always looki g
for new games soooo, gaming friends ?

>looking for
friends i do want to meet people irl anmd make
friendships eventually irl so pls only add if ur from
teh UK ty


>not looking for
sex

>contact
willneverbethecure

>>35268926
discordd is willneverbethecure

> ASL
19F Florida

> About you
I'm usually browsing when horny. I'm collecting simps for my entertainment & I'm interested in meeting people online and offline. I'm able to easily verify that I am who I say I am & I enjoy blocking people who get offended that I'm uninterested in them.

> Turn-ons
Femdom. I've got experience in pegging, facesitting and feet worship. I'm into being worshipped and treated like a princess. Married men turn me on the most. If you're interested in looking to dedicate yourself and worship someone, message me begging me to be my boytoy and I may indulge.

> Boundaries
Weird people with nothing to offer, rambling mentally ill people, idiots, etc. For "some reason" I'm not attracted to worthless trash.

> Contact
Telegram:
@SouthernxAngel

I'm down to put neets in a cute little dog-cage

>>35266356
oh yeah, I made a mistake with this post. I meant to say that I'm willing to relocate as long as it's not out of the state, sorry about that!

>>35269728
emailed you

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>>35249401

ASL

M31, TX, provider. Not looking to relocate at this time.

>about

I am a director-level professional living just outside Dallas. I would describe myself as adventurous; open to new experiences, travel, and interests. I have a life I love, and am looking for someone to share it with. Physically I am white, 6' tall, with short dark hair.

>interests

Sailing, writing, reading, hiking, movies, cooking, and restoring antiques.

>looking for

A committed, loving long-term relationship. Someone who is forthright, intellectually curious, and with a good sense of humor would be ideal. While I am open to LDRs, I would prefer that you are at least in the United States and that we would make plans to close the distance.

>not looking for

Dudes, short-term stuff, poor/inconsistent communication.

>contact

Reach out at poet14617@gmail.com; if we click there, we can move to Discord or elsewhere.

>Provider

>About me
200cm (6'6''), 120kg (265lbs), I've got some meat but I wear it well. Hazel eyes, mostly gray hair, people often think I'm older than I am because of it.
I'm the sole IT tech in a jewellery manufacturing site for a worldwide company. I love what I do, but I work long hours. I make a good enough living for two and then some, live in an apartment, and lead a quiet life.
Emotionally intelligent, damn good conversationalist, what I am most accused of in relationships is being overly rational and analyzing of everything which is sometimes mistaken for negativity.

>Looking for
Female or extremely feminine male, I don't care much for age as long as you're emotionally mature and legal. Long term, I just want a life partner, somebody to share a life with but that won't drive me up the walls after work. Short term, conversation (VC is a must) during and after work, someone to spend time with with movies or games or whatever else.

>Contact
Discord: serenity361

>>35269027
This is a jeet scammer / seller.

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>about me
5'9 tgirl looking to get kidnapped by someone preferably severely mentally ill.

>contact
stupidthrowaway90@gmail.com
corpsejoan on discord

hii shut in girl/nonbinary.. i'm retireddd i have my own place but i can't live alone >~< need someone that is nice and can drive.. umm i don't want money or anythinggg id prefer another girl/NB because guys scare me im AuDHD and have some troubles with getting overwhelmed n stuff but i mostly just keep to myself!! im not hard to live with is what im saying heheh.. dont invite lots of people overrr dont be mean to meee dont try to hurt me and just like be able to drive and handle social stuff thats all im asking ok..

i'm 25, i like to bake a lot so we will always have sweets in the house, i play video games or draw a lot and i also sleep a LOT.. im up at pretty late hours i live in PA i can pay for all of our bills and i have a car (that i cannot drive) i have an extra pc 4070ti, 7800x3d, 64gb ram, but only 2tb storage.. uhh the other room has a fan and AC and a heater and a full size beddd its hard wood floor theres a standing desk in there and also another desk with a mini fridge and air fryer feel free to use them as much as u want if u wanna avoid the kitchen.. living room is pretty empty we have 2 bathrooms but only one has a shower it's pretty big and has a tub attached~ idk what other questions to answer eheh just leave contact or smth if ur interested i guess

>>35275879
hello! im 20F, you said you can pay for all bills?... im tryiong to get out of my mothers h ome and be independent but havent been able to get a job and have no money. I can drive, cook, clean, and pretty much do anything!

>>35275879

Definitely interested

Could definitely drive you around and keep you company and am also nonbinary

@Tonywithoutani on discord

>>35275879
im @miahjkl on discord! I also love drawing and playing video games :p

>>35275887
hi yes! i mean assuming u don't bring like a billion dollars in bills or something.. i live alone and pay all the utilities and internet and groceries just fine !! i have lots to spare so i cant imagine another person being here would be too much to afford or anything.. umm where do i add u btw

>>35275887

Hi its tony again please unblock me i promise what you think happened didn't happen at all

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Future neet lol (finishing school soon)
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
18cisf straight
About Yourself + Contact Info
I'm a girl and I really dont want to go to college neither live with my family anymore, im lf someone that would like me as a stay-home gf (I wouldnt be against working 100%), ideally, and would be up to me going to live with them, ideally next year already if it's possible, willing to relocate to anywhere in the world, I can clean (always do very well since I have a bad dust allergy) cook decently and Im looking for a prerebably serious relationship, no preferences, just hmu (I'm okay with any ages too)

disc: newlifr
email: redappleredtree@gmail.com

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, Male, British, Straight. (Biological women only)

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Bristol, England & No.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Maid/FWB/BDSM Relationship

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I expect to cover your bills, room, board and help you start saving, as well as buying you nonessentials.
I'm not interested in providing for anyone at a distance and anyone interested must be good with cats.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, and you must understand you'll be expected to quit if you move in.

> Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

>>35275879
hi im 21f and know how to drive!! my disc is mimuloo

>>35275896
>>35276125
>not even two hours later
LMAO

hello, im 28mtf, helly neet basically retired.. just stay up all day and night cuz trauma depression bs and idk im a fucking loser

location; currently east coast usa but travel all the time, def willing to relocate for someone cool and in a good area obvi...

looking for; a companion- someone to hold hand in public and go on cute dates, rail me when we get back home, play video games and watch movies and cuddle all day.

preferences; hygienic, not fat... preferably over the age of 25 and taller than 5'10 but not a dealbreaker.

contact; disc: sokadlez

Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
29, Male, Bi (I'm not into masculine guys tho)

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
France, no

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Maid/FWB/Relationship

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I have a good income and can cover the expenses
My english is not perfect but I'm working on it

> Contact
crocus97fr3@gmail.com

>about
5'9 mtf

>looking for
extreme perverts with barely any limits to adopt/kidnap me

>contacts
email: stupidthrowaway90@gmail.com
discord: corpsejoan

>>35280956
blehhhh forgot to add this: please be in houston TX lol

>>35275879
heya id love to chat @rubynsapphire.

>Status: NEET

> 19 cisF
About Yourself + Contact Info
Hello, after losing my job i kind of became as girl loser and have no motivation to work and get a job again. I dont want to be living with my mother anymore and would want to stay somewhere else. I like anime, video games, collecting moe stuff, and i like drawing as well. I can clean and cook as well!
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
USA, FL, yes im willing to relocate
>Looking for:
preferably another girl but if not its fine, i just want someone to take care of me while i figure shit out

>disc: miahjkl

>>35249401
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
M/29/Florida
Telegram @KittenBattery

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Treasure Coast of Florida, possibly relocate you depending on time and cost expectations.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Roomate, Friend, or Relationship.

I work from a pc in my bedroom and have my own house. I just recently paid off my student debts so now I've got a bit of extra cash. I'm looking shut-ins who wouldn't mind moving in so this constant staying home alone doesn't drive me (more) crazy.

There is a spare room (10'x15'), but the house is pretty old (1960s) with only one bathroom.

No trans, blacks, or SSRI dependent people. I don't mind taking care of someone, but I don't want you destroying my life with insanity.

Bump

M33 EU

>Provider

>About me
M33 EU. 200cm (6'6''), 120kg (265lbs), I've got some meat but I wear it well. Hazel eyes, mostly gray hair, people often think I'm older than I am because of it.
I'm the sole IT tech in a jewellery manufacturing site for a worldwide company. I love what I do, but I work long hours. I make a good enough living for two and then some, live in an apartment, and lead a quiet life.
Emotionally intelligent, damn good conversationalist, what I am most accused of in relationships is being overly rational and analyzing of everything which is sometimes mistaken for negativity.

>Looking for
Female or extremely feminine male, I don't care much for age as long as you're emotionally mature and legal. Long term, I just want a life partner, somebody to share a life with but that won't drive me up the walls after work. Short term, conversation (VC is a must) during and after work, someone to spend time with with movies or games or whatever else.

>Contact
Discord: serenity361

>>35275879
I'd like to chat a bit and get to know you more.

@playerjnuo on discord

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Hello! My name is Adam. If you are interested in contacting me, my username on Discord is gcrillaz.

I am 20 years old, and I am a male currently residing in the PNW in the United States. I have a hard time reading books, but I am always interested in recommendations or talking about it. The same goes for people into philosophy or anything someone is very passionate about. Sometimes, I feel a little like I might be a little slow so when I find people who are most likely smarter than me, it's fascinating and it feels good to be around. Give me your knowledge haha.

I really really like Television. One of my biggest hobbies is watching T.V. and I want to be a director and have my own series, and I currently am trying to get into school for film. My favorite show is Breaking Bad (No way, really?) and my favorite movie is Austin Powers.

I am not emo per-se, but my music taste dawns a lot on the post-rock hardcore scene, and anything of that similar taste. I listen to a lot of Pierce the Veil, Nirvana, Dance Gavin Dance, anything along those line... Also, a lot of local music! Where I live, the local music scene is thriving, and I go to a lot of local concerts in my area.

Typically, I am not a NEET, but I recently lost my job and have a lot of free time these days until I start working again. I love speaking to NEETs, mentally ill, or anyone who is easily dependent on someone. I love talking and helping people with their loneliness, because it makes me a little less lonely too.

Ideally, what I want in the end is a boyfriend... near my age, kind, who has similar interests and wants to really go steady for awhile. I know it's a hard ask on 4chan, but I can try! If not, I am open to friends and open to long term talking as well of course. So please do not hesitate to reach out to me if you are just wanting a friend too.

>What are you looking for?
Men, Cute Men, Especially Cute Men, annnnnnnnd Men. (Bonus points if they are masculine!) (women are okay to add too.)

>>35275879
Please send another request.
@playerjnuo

>status
neet

>age, sex, sexuality
24 F pan

>location + willing to relocate?
usa colorado & no

>about me
professional shut in yearner loser girl failure i struggle with having to describe myself i feel like i have no sense of identity so bear with me neet for 9 years and counting leaving me stunted in every aspect high school drop out never worked a day in my life i spend my time bed rotting on my phone playing video games eat sleep repeat

>looking for
anyone who will take pity on me and take care of me while i start to figure my shit out guidance would be appreciated i can be anyone you need me to be

>contact
disc: booeroticahoo

45 m horny waiting for content show yourself

Looking for a good girl, a naughty dau

Or a cute femboy or trans

Lovelly dad here

Kik: Miloq3

Telegram: @mcghonaghan

Teleguard: WTJ3DCY28

Zangi: 69-5643-4579

Discord: john_rambo0840

Snap: thomasduboi3440

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info

31m Bi, 6’1, 203lbs, geeky and gentle, music lover, watched a ton of movies and read all sorts of books, player of videogames and at the very least a good listener.

Discord: lotusflour_

>Location + Willing to Relocate?

UK / Yes*

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Can cook, clean, hang out? Will dress however you want and you can train me on whatever else you need from me. I’m open to any non-permanent changes, will follow diet/exercise to look as close as possible to whatever you like, FWB goes without saying, can accommodate some fetishes, we can discuss any further details.

Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)

Don’t drink alcohol and don’t do any non-medicinal chemicals, 420 is fine and deeply encouraged. Unless it’s saliva or semen, not interested in bodily functions/fluids.

>Status: Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About you + Contact Information>
25, M, Arequipa (Peru), not willing to relocate
Discord contact:
rololon

About me: I'm a pretty normal and fun guy. I'm financially comfortable and can only work 4 hours a day; the rest is free. I'm super into games, music, and sports. I'm quite kinky, but nothing too unusual, just the common kind.

Mental Issues >
I like to be in control.
I'm heterosexual.

Looking for
I'd like a roommate or girlfriend for free use.
Real maid, I'll take care of you before, during, and after.
I have too much sexual energy for a normal relationship. My daily activities include sex and playing all day long, which is why I don't fit in with society. I'll teach you Spanish and you teach me advanced English haha

/I'm not looking for: disrespect, violence, cheating, lack of communication, one-night stands.

>Looking for: FWB, short- and long-term relationships, freelance work(maid), max 30 years old.

Let's exchange words :3

>Status
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
27/M/just a guy

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Australian, currently living in south east asia
if you're in SEA or nearby then it'd be easy flying you here.

>About Yourself
I'm starting a not-for-profit, and have a couple of projects on the go.
I'd describe myself as extremely driven and ambitious, and just as a core virtue it'd be openness.

but, for the moment, my only personality trait has been writing a comprehensive strategic plan for the last nine months (nine months, so the joke is that I'm pregnant) and I'm looking for a couple of people to help me reduce my load (thought load only soz; I have a girlfriend and it's true love x)

>Looking for:
a personal assistant

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
really just depends on what skills you have.
at the moment, I need someone who can take care of anything outside of what I'm working on.

one small example would be that I don't want think about choosing or getting dinner, so you'd sort out everything to do with that, like ordering it, getting it delivered, unpacking and cleaning up. but, you'd figure out that I just want protein and veges, and then find a local spot that could cook this every day
or, incoming messages, or anything that's logistics that doesn't need my input, or I shouldn't need to think about;
so, someone who's good at organising and coordinating things.

outside of that, there's something for everyone, as long as they're ambitious and good at what they do; you should reach out.

ideally you're someone who's burnt out from corporate life or similar, and who loves (large scale) problem solving too

you should also be extremely stable, this means:
- zero bpd
- kill narcissism
- no gamers.

it's okay if you're a bit discordian as long as you know in your heart that it's a cope for being lonely and you don't want it anymore

> Contact
ambitiouspractice@proton.me

not looking for anything sexual, as have true love already (actual fr xx)

Do people ever actually find what they are looking for here?

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, Male, British, Straight. (Biological women only)

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Bristol, England & No.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Maid/FWB/BDSM Relationship

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I expect to cover your bills, room, board and help you start saving, as well as buying you nonessentials. I'll cover the cost of moving, if needed.
I'm not interested in providing for anyone at a distance and anyone interested must be good with cats.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, and you must understand you'll be expected to quit if you move in.

> Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

Dog loving puppy girl looking for extreme owner.
Into: anal, Ws, choking, forced body mod, intense humiliation, degradation.
Very few limits, looking to be really pushed and broken.


Kik: emym0ore

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>>35249401
>All your hyper famous pornstar goonwhore waifus from your favorite quirkyslop media all get raped by my cock and my cock only, no fucking bbc garbage or any other delusional shit, only my cock rules them and you will see them all raped and destroyed by my cock only, you and the rest of cucks in this fucking board, so come to my fuck lair if you fucking dare faggots, the ultimate shota bull is here and I'm out for your choklit goonwhores and for choklit himself, I'll rape all of them and your favorite goonshit artist too! all your mindless hentai fantasies of them with nigger dicks or other men end in the reality of my fucking BRAT PRESCHOOL HORSECOCK
>And to those who dicksuck futas for a living, ALL FUTAS ARE KEKED AND BALLBUSTED AT THE MERE SIGHT OF MY NIGLET PRESCHOOL LATINO NIGGER SCHLONG 20 FOOTLONG COAL BROWNBLACK SAUSAGE, so if you come wanting to throw at me the gospel of futanari don't evne try, you're cucked and your futas are ALL RAPED AND FILLED UP LIKE TURKEYS by me!
>And for all of you shartycucks and boorucucks, I know you sissified white supremacist cuck gooners are watching, come to me so that I can make you worship KIDDIE SHOTA ESL IMMIGRANT NIGGER BRAP TACO DAYCARE COCK for ETERNITY and give all your quirky brides the pleasure your SISSY WHITE SHRIMP DICK never could!
>CHOKLIT AND VARIX: THOSE TWO ARE MASSIVELY KEKED AND RAPED BY ME, if you know them WARN THEM that I'M COMING and to ready their anuses because I'll fuck all their bitches and make them worship my true donkey farts smelling DEATHRAPESLAMMER for eternity.
>EVERY SINGLE "FEMDOM" WHO STYLE THEMSELVES GODDESSES, EVERY ALL POWERFUL FEMCEL OR FEMINIST OR MOID SLAYER, ALL OF THEM ARE RAPED AND BITCHBROKEN BY ME!
>ALL BBCS AND BWCS AND WHITE OR NEGRO SHOTAS LOSE TO ME! THE SINGLE BEST RAPEHORSE K I D !

discord: _karkatvantas

>I HAVE 8 INCHES OF COCK WAITING FOR YOU!!! ;3

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Status: Provider
26 (27 next month), Male, Straight (open to MTF, but preferably bio female)
>Location
Charlotte, NC, United States
>Willing to relocate?
Not really, I have a good job here, but nothing else is tying me to being here, so it could be discussed depending upon the situation.
>About yourself, Contact Info
I am a 26 year old, mellow, AuDHD + Depression diagnosed, I am a Landscaper, and I make fairly good money. I love music (many different kinds, but mostly "underground rap" and different types of electronic, witchhouse being my favorite), I love video games, anime, cartoons (think adult swim and the likes) and I am a huge film geek. I love A24 stuff for example. My interests shift a lot but those are all consistent. I smoke a lot of cigarettes and weed. Spirituality and /x/ stuff interest me. I have been using 4chan and similar image boards since about 2010. Over the years I have mostly frequented /r9k/, /tv/, /mu/, /fa/, /v/, and /k/, as well as some /bant/. I am not an incel, and my /r9k/ scrolling is heavily filtered, so don't worry much about that. My favorite color is purple, but I mostly wear black. I enjoy nature, and someone who would want to do light traveling would be awesome. I have been to every state here in the US except Hawaii and Alaska. I would like to travel more in the future. I drive and have a vehicle. My favorite animes are probably Neon Genesis Evangelion, One Punch Man, and others. I love horror anything.
>Contact Info
You can email me shadowbladesoulja@proton.me
>Looking For
relationship would ultimately be what I mostly want, but I would of course want there to be a connection and intimacy between us.. I do not expect perfection or for you to be a maid, be you and I will respect you and cherish our connection if there is one!
>anything else, req. etc
Like I said, just be you. But I view personality as a very important part of this. Preferably be someone I can connect with mentally and enjoy conversations and time together with.

>>35298136
All the "women" are only here because they can't make it on OF

30 M EU
Looking for a nice femchud gf to live with me and play videogames until we're old. Looking for love and building something sustainable with a sweet girl. Please be able to talk and show a bit of willpower.
i'm okay looking. white guy, tall.
we can discuss terms if you want, i'm very open
discord lapidaptorist

Status: Provider
30's, Male, Straight
>Location
NC, United States
>Willing to relocate?
Nope
>About yourself, Contact Info
Ancientfag, I make pretty good money (6 figures) and am bored as fuck living alone in my house (4 bedroom, 2 story). I'll cover all expenses/bills.
>Contact Info
disc mistakesrbeingmaderr9k
>Looking For
F
Let's talk and see if we get along. if not, and you just need a place for a few months that's cool too. I am a turbo degen, so if you want a relationship that's something to be aware of
>anything else, req. etc
if even remotely interested, reach out, talking is fun

I want to tell my story as someone who was adopted by someone I met from these threads. No one probably cares but I want to write this anyway

I was 18 and lived in an abusive household that I desperately wanted to escape. I met a man in his late 20’s on here who promised me a safe, loving home and after chatting online for a few months he bought me a plane ticket and I was there. I lived with him, his girlfriend and her child and was to be a “live-in babysitter”, but he promised me he planned to leave her and it would soon be “just us”. The first night I was there I was sexually assaulted. From that night on it would become a regular occurrence. I thought “well, it’s better than being home” He became more controlling of what I did, and who I hung out with. He stalked my location whenever I left the home. He showed up at a friend’s house at 3am because I had fallen asleep and wasn’t answering his texts. He screamed at and threatened a man who I was going to go on a date with. I remember being so upset with everything he put me through I vomited. The last day I lived there he had bought us subway. He complained that I wasn’t grateful enough and started yelling at me. I was looking at my phone at and he took it and threw it across the room. He pushed me into the kitchen and held me in a bear hug so I couldn’t go anywhere. When he let go I ran outside in the snow, half-dressed, and banged on a neighbor’s door and asked for them to call 911. That was the last time I ever saw him. When the police came he had left the house so I was free to gather my things in relative safety. As I was packing, his girlfriend told me everything was all my fault. I stayed with a friend until my mom got me a plane ticket back home. I was there for 4 months. I’m 22 now, and I am still healing from the trauma and stress he caused. For any adoptees considering this lifestyle, it truly isn’t worth it

>>35303053
that's on you for being okay with a guy who would just leave his kid and gf to be with a random neet.
and for not coming to live with me instead.
but it's a fake story anyway

>>35303284
This reminds me of "how to men who beat women always have a women to beat?". She chose to be a homewrecker and it backfired.

>>35303053
>with him, his girlfriend and her child and was to be a “live-in babysitter”, but he promised me he planned to leave her and it would soon be “just us”
...
>sexually assaulted
>it’s better than being home
Completely valid and well thought powerful women shit my queen.
>>35303292
I am convicting you on 1 count of wrongthink. Fucking chudcel. Fuck you

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>>35303053
Chad gets to have a girlfriend + harems of neet foid pets to treat like shit, then rides off ino the sunset. Meanwhile, all my lifematches want me to commit suicide and happily jump into those situations when I could empathize with them better. It's impossible to truly hate women, but it's easy to not care about their suffering.

21 SissyFemboy uk.

Seeking 30+ owner that is very serious about finding long term realtionship that plays some of the same video games as me : )

About me: im paige im 6ft0 dark medium hair growing it more again. White. Average body type. I get told nice legs and bum. I am pretty sure im depressed. I am a looser and failure in life. I dont like my life or the skin im in.i hate my parents yet cant escape. Im hoping ti find a purpose in life an identity and that would be serving you.

Video games: overwatch, league, cs2, valorant, rocket league, runescape, I also have game pass for things like the f1 game and for fun coop games we could play together. Also open to any free to play x

Looking for: a man 30+ very dominant controlling femboy enjoyer. Must play 1 or 2 games in common. Genuinly committed to find your long term perhaps forever person like me. Prefered experience. Looking for some TPE as well with bathroom control, outfit approvals, food approvals, who I can talk to., what game I play, bed time and when I wake and other things like that.. I need someone to help improve my life. Perhaps using things like blackmail to help me.say clean my room or go a walk or somthing like that. Theres probably more here im just forgetting

Not looking for: vanilla inexperienced men. Under 30. To tame to put me in my place. Someone who doesnt enjoy a large veriaty of kinks. On game player. People that only want to talk for 1 day or be friends.

Kinks and things id enjoy to be a key part of ownership. Tpe as mentioned. Blackmail as mentioned. Humiliation online. exposure online. Traffic light system early to get to know eachother easier. Pain and cbt, sensory dep, breathplay and some things ive wanted to try but never have like info hazards assume punishments. Looking at cures or images you dont want to look at. And many more things id love to try x

Please send me your introduction as your first message please be as detailed as possible

DISCORD: kittenkisses15

>>35275879
hi um still here

>>35275879
>have own place
>can't live alone
>we have
>>35272790
>wants to get kidnapped.
You two may be a match.

>status
neet

>about me
f20 and straight (and no transexuals)
i'm (almost but pretty much) 5'3, decently healthy, and don't look bad most of the time.
main downside is that i used to be depressed and am an autistic loser so i have a lot of scars.
also i'm pretty decent at cooking and baking and am more than willing to do all household chore stuff and i have a savings so i can help a little bit that way for what it's worth.

>location and relocation?
california and prefer to relocate just not out of the usa or anywhere too hot

>looking for
only a long term relationship and very very very preferably someone Christian (and i would have to elaborate on that).
>anything else
physical standards are just be white and not overweight (but that's negotiable especially if it's not too much and/or you're working on it). also i like old games and nature things so if you do too that's really nice. please be well meaning and honest and decently nice.

>contact ogmeower@proton.me

>>35303827
i don't wanna kidnap anyone.. i just want a roommate they get somewhere to live while they pursue whatever they want and i get someone that can drive and be a functional adult

>>35303835
@meatbybeat on disc

>>35303835
What I'm getting at is your wording implies you live with someone already

>>35303869
oh! i don't, i haven't for a few months. i have family members that come over and help me with things sometimes or take me places but it's embarrassing asking them and every time they complain about how i need to start driving and tell me anxiety doesn't exist and im brainwashed n stuff.. life would just be a lot easier if i lived with someone who could for example drive me to a doctors appointment and go to the desk with me

>>35303835
I wish I could drive.... I wanna live with you so bad good luck on your search anon... T_T

>>35303053

While I'm deeply saddened by what you went through as an individual, it's wrong to try and infer because you had a geninue bad experience everyone else would to. People end up in abusive relationships all the time, through dating in person, or dating online, through dating apps and forums, with stories that are just as bad. That doesn't mean no-one should ever date.

What it does mean is anyone, on both sides, should do appropriate due dilligence before committing to any relationship like this, and you should always be careful to ensure you have an exit route (for _both_ sides) before commiting to anything.

Not every risk works out, but that doesn't mean we never take risks, just that we understand and mitigate them first.

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>>35275879

20 F I really need a serious guy who can care and make me her princess, i prefer ling term. And id love taking care guys/daddy and make them satisfy
add me on my Discord- itsmesxy
Teleguard- NP5TUXZYQ

>>35303053
>tfw sexual assault is having sex and not liking the result

Women like you are why women are never believed

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>Status: College Student

20 F single
Ive been with a daddy before, and that relationship lasted 4 months.. Broke up with him months ago, when he decided wen out of the country..
I can squirt, roleplay, bdsm and more.
I can do all things as long there's no blood or scar involve..

I am looking for a long term daddy( a seeious guy who can make me her slutty princess)
I dont mind relocating as long were on the same state or country..

I can do online long term but its better if we can do physical touch..

Discord- itsmesxy

TG- @Longtermuse4

>>35303053
>I want to tell my story as someone who was adopted by someone I met from these threads.
I had the exact opposite experience. I adopted a woman, and it was great until a few years after we got married and had kids. She stopped doing anything around the house, and stopped having sex. I had to work, cook, clean, take care of the kids, and go fuck myself.
Eventually, she left, we got divorced, and I got the kids.
And we all (except her) lived happily ever after.

>>35306176
i was getting raped at home by my brother. the man who adopted me knew this and woke me up in the middle of the night with his penis in my face. he knew i wouldn’t say no because i was used to having my body violated.

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>>35249401
HI BUFF, WHITE, TALLER THAN 6'1 & GIANT PLASTIC TITS VIRGIN CHRISTIAN OLDER THAN 25 MILFS! YOUR NEET GOD IS HERE

>All your hyper famous pornstar goonwhore waifus from your favorite quirkyslop media all get raped by my cock and my cock only, no fucking bbc garbage or any other delusional shit, only my cock rules them and you will see them all raped and destroyed by my cock only, you and the rest of cuks in this fucking board, so come to my fuck lair if you fucking dare faggots, the ultimate shota bull is here and I'll rape all your goonwhores and favorite goonshit artist too! all your mindless hentai fantasies of them with nigger dicks or other men end in the reality of my fucking BRAT PRESCHOOL HORSECOCK
>And to those who dicksuck futas for a living, ALL FUTAS ARE CUKED AND BALLBUSTED AT THE MERE SIGHT OF MY NIGLET PRESCHOOL LATINO NIGGER SCHLONG 20 FOOTLONG COAL BROWNBLACK SAUSAGE, so if you come wanting to throw at me the gospel of futanari don't evne try, you're cucked and your futas are ALL RAPED AND FILLED UP LIKE TURKEYS by me!
>And for all of you shartycucks and boorucucks, I know you sissified white supremacist cuk gooners are watching, come to me so that I can make you worship KIDDIE SHOTA ESL IMMIGRANT NIGGER BRAP TACO DAYCARE COCK for ETERNITY and give all your quirky brides the pleasure your SISSY WHITE SHRIMP DICK never could!
>CHOKLIT AND VARIX: THOSE TWO ARE MASSIVELY KEKED AND RAPED BY ME, if you know them WARN THEM that I'M COMING and to ready their anuses because I'll fuck all their bitches and make them worship my true donkey farts smelling DEATHRAPESLAMMER for eternity
>EVERY SINGLE "FEMDOM" WHO STYLE THEMSELVES GODDESSES, EVERY ALL POWERFUL FEMCEL OR FEMINIST, ALL OF THEM ARE RAPED AND BITCHBROKEN BY ME!
>ALL BBCS AND BWCS AND WHITE OR NEGRO SHOTAS LOSE TO ME! THE SINGLE BEST RAPEHORSE KID!
>YOU MUST BE A HOMESTUCK AND WILLING TO INCARNATE A HOMESTUCK WAIFU!

discord: hereiamandiamhere

>I HAVE 8 INCHES OF COCK WAITING FOR YOU!

>>35307137
>lies, lies, and more lies
nobody believes you, go away

looking for a daddy to kidnap me <3
add me on discord: corpsejoan

(bonus points if youre really perverted)

>>35308914
ALSO FYI IM A TRANNY

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Probably not good to post when I am not feeling well emotionally but oh well.

>Status
NEET
>ASL
32 | trans MtF | Latin America
>About Me and Hobbies
Let's start with looks: 181 cm, 70 kg, light olive skin, black hair, brown eyes, pixie bob haircut.
As for my personality: I adore chatting with friends and I am always happy when chatting and spending time with somebody important. Let's get rid of loneliness together, shall we? I want to meet that special something that I will spend hours upon hours chatting with.
Hobbies? I am crazy about my autistic interests such as Neopets. The original site is on borrowed time, so I am pressed to archive EVERYTHING related to it, as well as make my own fan-made version. Lots of drama related to this! Outside of Neopets and friends, I love playing some games (mostly retro, but also CookieRun Ovenbreak and classic MapleStory), going out with friends, prettying myself up with fashion and make-up, and being lewd. Whatever I can write here will never make justice to who I am. You will just have to get to know me! I love chatting for HOURS.

>Looking For
I love it when people are obsessive and creepy (honestly!).
I am looking for somebody to smitten me and become the one! But realistically I am alright with just friends. My ultimate dream is to try and go above and beyond and turn this into a REAL relationship, and for me to become the prettiest trophy wife.
You must be an ugly, gross-looking person. I love slobs, ugly bastards, unwashed losers. I also love being spoiled as a cute trophy. And I want us to be exclusive.
As for women, anything is fine as long as you have an actual personality and are not an attention whore.
If you don't match the stated traits: don't fret. As long as your personality is nice, try!

>Not Looking For
-Attention whores with plenty of followers/friends (that role is taken by me).
-People in relationships.
-Femboys, non binaries and other trans.
-Anyone below 26 years old

>Discord
lilith.slut

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider / Semi-Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
29, Male, Straight. (cisF only pls)

>Location
Florida

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Maid, FWB, maybe Relationship

A female girl to be my no strings GF and/or help me with household stuff

>About me

5'8, 160lbs, fit, not ugly. Live by myself, have a high paying remote job, and play guitar. Used to be a NEET myself now looking to possibly adopt one to raise up.

> Contact
aniki3371

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ICKY PERVERTED AND DERANGED AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE PEOPLE PLEASE KIDNAP ME <3 <3 <3 <3

im a tranny girl who wants to be thrown into your car and driven away never to be seen again. i want an amber alert out for me!!!!!

discord: corpsejoan
email: stupidthrowaway90@gmail.com

>Provider

>About me
M33 EU. 200cm (6'6''), 120kg (265lbs), I've got some meat but I wear it well. Hazel eyes, mostly gray hair, people often think I'm older than I am because of it.
I'm the sole IT tech in a jewellery manufacturing site for a worldwide company. I love what I do, but I work long hours. I make a good enough living for two and then some, live in an apartment, and lead a quiet life.
Emotionally intelligent, damn good conversationalist, what I am most accused of in relationships is being overly rational and analyzing of everything which is sometimes mistaken for negativity.

>Looking for
Female or extremely feminine male, I don't care much for age as long as you're emotionally mature and legal. Long term, I just want a life partner, somebody to share a life with but that won't drive me up the walls after work. Short term, conversation (VC is a must) during and after work, someone to spend time with with movies or games or whatever else.

>Contact
Discord: serenity361

tranny looking to be kidnapped, please be pervy and willing to travel.

discord: joanthelostestgirleverr

jesus christ... jesucristo, even

>>35296017
>all you said
the perfect arrangement
>SEA
but alas... i have no passport
and am probs too far

Unlikely to work but screw it, can't hurt to try.

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET/semi-NEET (in the future).

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
>About Yourself + Contact Info
19/m, attracted to men. I want to transition (mtf) but I have no means of doing so. I live in a muslim shithole and it is impossible to live as a transgender here. Not only that but I don't have any means to start hrt right now with the intention of moving abroad later when I can, because I live with my parents. And I need to start hrt asap before it's too late, I don't wanna go through my early 20s with testosterone it would destroy me. I am left with no other options. I need someone who can get me out of this country and provide me the things needed to transition such as hrt. I know this is an unusual request here and, apparently, a lot to ask, I know it's a huge commitment but in return I would be eternally greatful to you, I would be yours forever. You would always have a perma-housemaid and sex slave, you could do whatever you want with my body. I would fully devote myself to you for the rest of my life.

Later on, once I've fully transitioned, I can even get a job myself, start bringing in some money along with the other things I do.

aijaiskdjjs@proton.me

I want a cute, petite girl to live with me and have sex with me every day.

>>35313452
you are asking for too much in the big '25

>Status:
Semi-Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
29 / F / Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Currently living in the US, east coast, not willing to move.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Something a bit unusual, a younger dominant guy to move in with me.

>>35315117
How much younger? Does 28 count? Also east coast.

>>35315123
I'd prefer 23 or 24 at most, ideally a bit less.

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>ASL

M31, TX, provider. Not looking to relocate at this time.

>about

I am a director-level professional living just outside Dallas. I would describe myself as adventurous; open to new experiences, travel, and interests. I have a life I love, and am looking for someone to share it with. Physically I am white, 6' tall, with short dark hair.

>interests

Sailing, writing, reading, hiking, movies, cooking, and restoring antiques.

>looking for

A committed, loving long-term relationship. Someone who is forthright, intellectually curious, and with a good sense of humor would be ideal. While I am open to LDRs, I would prefer that you are at least in the United States and that we would make plans to close the distance.

>not looking for

Dudes, short-term stuff, poor/inconsistent communication.

>contact

Reach out at poet14617@gmail.com; if we click there, we can move to Discord or elsewhere.

>>35315117
I'm 21. dc: gatoractual89

>>35307137
>>35303053
I believe you but if you're still looking for connections on 4chan/aan I'm concerned about your discernment and judgement

>>35315117
How’d 20/nearly 21 sound?

>>35303892

Still waiting to chat with you.
@playerjnuo on disc

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Somebody's mentally ill housewife.
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
23 F straight
About Yourself + Contact Info
I'm an adrenaline junkie who loves to take risks, travel to new and nostalgic places, explore taboo/occult subjects and I love love love alternative/punk vintage political fashion pieces and antiques. Major hip hop head too well early 00's sh*t
>Looking for
A sweet doting man that will get to know me online over text voice and video then if we vibe we meet up and eventually I get adopted
>Not looking for
Bigots, racists, excessive negativity. When I mention racism since this is a white male dominated space, I just want to add that I am biracial and black.
>Discord user
yung_storm
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Philly, more than willing to relocate
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
A husband or alternatively an older peer that can give me some direction
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Very interested in speaking with a black man but not required!

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
Late 30's, Male, British, Straight. (Biological women only)

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Bristol, England & No.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Maid/FWB/BDSM Relationship

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
I expect to cover your bills, room, board and help you start saving, as well as buying you nonessentials. I'll cover the cost of moving, if needed.
I'm not interested in providing for anyone at a distance and anyone interested must be good with cats.
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, and you must understand you'll be expected to quit if you move in.

> Contact
Discord - untoldpossibilities_76400
Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me

>>35315359
wtf u told me u were like 30
whats wrong w/u gatoractual

>>35303053
>joins Chad's harem
>gets abused

You should have chosen me, I'm girlfriendless. Oh wait, being single is not attractive to foids.

>>35275879
>i'm retireddd
From what? Content "creation"?
>can't drive
DUI?

This whole post is sus. Incredible all the responses it is getting, just because it is a "girl".

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
32M, straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
East coast

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Realtionship. Let's chat on discord for a while until we're comfortable enough to meet up IRL.

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Biological girls only. I'm White and prefer someone my own race.

>About Yourself
Tall, fit, home-owner with a good job.

>Contact
Discord: dirty_dungus

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NEET

25M

East Coast

Looking for a spouse of some kind

Will take anyone

Discord: https://discord.gg/Bgr4RvqK5B

>>35315117
I'm a dominant 18 yro, does that work or too young?

>>35318877
nigga you are a child be so fucking fr you dont dominate shit

>>35319570
gen alpha and zeds are freaks from all the grooming and porn. there's a lot of them that think being violent during sex is expected behavior.

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people from houston texas that horrible and evil perverts please kidnap me. i am a mentally ill tranny with an "unhealthy" attraction to violent people.

my discord is joanthelostestgirleverr

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
27/M/Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
US EST, you would be relocating to me
>About me
White, tall, Christian, good career. I can cover all expenses. I spend a lot of time playing guitar and sitting behind a computer screen. Bit of a stoner. Add me on discord and I can provide more details about myself.
>Looking for
White biological female
Cooking and cleaning would nice.
>Contact
disc: ajaxx01310

>>35320275
You're the most sexless generations of men in history and come from a completely onions culture. You might think watching porn makes you dominant, but it's the exact opposite. Funny guy though

>>35319570
LMFAO too real

>>35317630
i worked a labor job for about 8 years and did a lot of nsfw art commissions!! the money i have is from crypto, inheritance, and investments. the no driving is because im mentally ill anon

>>35315117
kaiser0090889

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> Status: Provider
> Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality: 27 / M / Straight
> Location + Willing to Relocate? Dallas, Texas. Relocation can be discussed for the right situation.

> About Me
I’m a talkative, attentive, and dependable person who genuinely puts effort into the people in my life. I value clear communication, mutual understanding, and showing up for one another—no ghosting or one-sided connections.
I’m creative, health-conscious, and always making something: homemade cheese, DIY projects, cooking healthy meals, rock climbing, and plenty more. I exercise regularly and enjoy sharing hobbies or learning new ones together. I’m also very affectionate and romantic; thoughtful words, personalized gifts, and cozy quality time all mean a lot to me.

> Looking for:
I’d like to build a warm, stable home with someone I care about and can provide for. I’m primarily looking for emotional intimacy and genuine companionship rather than something purely sexual, though feelings can develop naturally if we click.
Ideally, we’d share hobbies, cook new recipes, support each other’s goals, and enjoy low-key nights cuddled on the couch with a show. Mutual effort, kindness, communication, and wanting a real long-term bond are important to me.

> Contact: Discord: rattigan2472

>>35275879
you should adopt all the girls who replied to you

>>35317013
die bl*ck

>>35303053
lol thats what happens if you let yourself as an 18 year old groomed by some weird old man on 4chan, what did you expect?

sorry that happened though, traumatized for life now

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
31 M Straight, East Asian
I have a well-paying job, but had to move out here to Texas with no friends/family lol

>Location
Texas

>What I provide:
Nice apartment suite in a gated community, you dont need to worry about any bills, some allowance depending on how things go, etc

>Looking for:
A friend first, maybe a relationship if things click

>Not looking for:
Druggies, junkies

>Contact
Introduce yourself to me at
neetprovidertx@proton.me
serious people only

>>35322328
She'd probably just put them to work doing NSFW stuff
>>35321305

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
20 year old f, bisexual but mostly straight.
Caucasian, 120 lbs, 5’5.
I am a slow artist who all day does stuff for my parents or makes art or goes online.
I could probably get a job, but my parents keep talking me out of it because they think I’m gonna kill myself or something, and also I struggle to motivate myself. Despite talking me out of applying for jobs though my moms been telling me I should move out so uhh

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
West coast USA, willing to relocate anywhere in US (excluding Hawaii or Alaska srry), or potentially Canada . Bonus points if you live in or next to any of these states: California, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, New York, these states are my favorite states

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Looking for someone to live with mid or long term. I’d like to get to know you first online, a couple months or more depending, and meet you in person, before moving in. Depending how we get along, we can either be friends, lovers, you have me as your fucktoy, maybe a parent/daughter sort of relationship, or any combination of these. I have a thing for older men especially, but ultimately gender, age, aren’t the most important thing to me, connection & practicability’s are, and what you want.
I could pay some rent/bills, but I’d like it to be a smaller portion. I have a couple thousand in my savings and if you help me apply places I believe I could get and hold a part time job
Besides that, I can pay you in like, my art, my body, mediocre cooking, mediocre cleaning,

Email me tellmeyourfavoritesong@protonmail.com , make sure say ASL mention this thread and what you’re looking for and offering

If we seem a good match over email, we’ll talk more somewhere else, since I’m not a big email person.

Please be direct with what you’re asking / looking for with me. If you’re not, I likely won’t respond to your email.

Same anon here >>35323096

Forgot to say even tho I’m not super picky I have a couple more things I’m strictly not looking for besides just location. if you support MAGA or are into strong right wing politics (I don’t mind if you’re right leaning tho) , if you work with or talk with AI chat bots regularly , want me to convert to your religion (don’t mind if r religious at all, I actually love learning abt others religions and would probably even willingly come to services wirh you sometimes out of my own curiosity, but I don’t want any pressure to convert, I am comfortably agnostic), or want to get me pregnant, we won’t get along, so don’t bother.

looking for icky and violent people who don't block me to adopt this tranny :b

my discord is @joanthelostestgirleverr

>>35323096

Nobody is doing all that emailing shit anon. You're doing way too much.

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>Status?
NEET.

>ASL
18, MtF, Houston, Texas.

>Willing to Relocate?
Yes.

>Looking For?
I'm looking for a scary, violent, but poetic and psychopathic person that is in or close by Houston. It does not matter the gender, all I ask is to stay with me. The amount of bland DMs I get to only be blocked after they realize this isn't what they wanted is almost infinite.

If you're interested, contact me on Discord. We can chat and plan when to meet. My discord is @joanthelostestgirleverr

XOXO <3

>>35322328
ehhh i don't think i could do that.. im looking for one person that can drive and function in irl places like grocery shopping or picking up meds thats all!! they can live in their room be neet or study or work on whatever as long as they're like able to help whenever i need to go outside

>>35324924
If you're cute then I would, but ONLY if you're cute

i'm looking for a man or woman that i can call my god that will kidnap me, i'd die for them, i'd do anything to them. bonus points if you're super violent and psychotic. i'm from houston texas so if you're in that area, dm on discord, i'll give you my address and a date and time, straight and simple.
no need to introduce yourself either.

discord ~ t0xicincesticide

>>35323096
Sent you an email

>>35325099
How many time are you gonna change your name Joan?

>>35324924
but why have one when you can have like seven?

looking for someone who's in dallas texas to run away with. i say dallas because it's not that far from where i live. hit me up if you're psychotic and deranged, and have an unhealthy obsession to guns like me.

discord ~ t0xicincesticide

>>35303053
that sucks anon i know that doesnt mean much some of us dont make these kinds of mistakes at a young age and were lucky, generally its a bad idea to live with a stranger i adopted an anon a few years ago and she tried robbing me among other things now shes sober and in a better life sucks that had to happen to you but its not entirely not worth it just kinda a mixed bag like anything. I hope youre in a better spot now though truly that sucks but i hope youre better now

>>35275879
I know im late but plsss add me 20f

vampireluvbites

add me on discord if youre from texas and are a vile and horrible person. i want a hot killer daddy or mommy. it's @pest_incesticides

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET - potentially homeless
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
28 , mtf , bisexual
>About Yourself + Contact Info
i just want to leave my parents and just find a new beginning
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
SF Bay area - Yes, I just want to leave town
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
anything. i wll do anything
>discord
miataguy123

>>35251127
Your friends mom is PearlyThings, a famous youtube?

Lmao bait used to be believable.

>>35323096
I wouldn't bother with this one. If she stopped replying to me, as a made man who lives the sweet life daily, I doubt anyone really has a chance. I am curious about the terachad who outclassed me but once again online dating is all about attention and amusement.

>>35330022
Damn, normalniggers are so entitled and whiny. Sorry bro, you're gonna have to go without pussy for another day or two.

>>35330022
The internet has gotten so small there are legit 6'8" multimillionaire global citizen types who snipe girls here. Think about it: Jeffrey Epstein himself posted here; no one else stands a chance.

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Status: NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
18, trans ftm, gay, im a fennec fox therian and i just want to be a lazy cuddly weed smoking dog all day..
Dc: nullgxrl_xd
Ig: nullgxrl

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Socal 619 umm not willing to relocate rn i guess cuz its too expensive..

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Ummm probably friends or someone to take care of me and take me on walks and make me shower and like maybe help me lose weight and stuff... idk .. im just a puppy and i want love ok :(

>>35317013
Sent friend request. Oldtype0079. Black Filipino.

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23 (please be older then me!)
mtf

Looking for someone who's interested in having a very close friend who will treat you like an older sibling. I will be weird and bother you and ramble far too much.

I also like video games, from the Fire Emblem, Elden Ring, and Dark Souls franchises to Pokemon and others.

I'm also slightly overweight but getting into shape! Brown hair, d cups sorta cute face sorta tall. That's all you need to know physically!
themonthisdecember

i just wanna be taken care of :( into jfashion and cosplay. basically i like dressing up cute

f 22 usa (est). i am bisexual :3

not willing to relocate

looking for eventual meetups down the line. must be okay with texting at first.

kik: joskou

i can give discord laterrrr

Why the fuck do people here reach out just to completely ghost you when you respond? IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED WHY EVEN MESSAGE AT ALL

>>35251127
nig will end up killing anyone around him after a bit of time they aint safe

>>35269027
>I'm collecting simps for my entertainment
redflag

>>35331497
how difficult is to get in contact with another anon of the opposite sex over here? i recon it must be a complete hassle like 1 in like 50

>>35330664
I think that's part of the allure of /aan/ though, if I'm being honest. You never know who could be lurking.

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>Status: NEET

>25, MtF, IL

I'm looking to try to move in with someone, I can cook and clean; I'm pretty mentally ill, and I'm hoping to find someone understanding... I want some stability.

I'm into games and anime; Some stuff I like includes Homestuck, Team Fortress 2, My Little Pony, and Splatoon.

I'm pretty chill and really just want to live laid back and am amicable to most things; I can have a short temper, and it's something I've got to work on.

I love to cuddle, and if you're into freaky stuff, I'm game to just laying down and letting ya play around with me.

>Illinois, and yes, although I don't know how I'd get far away.

>Looking for: Some place to live and someone to be comfortable with.

My Discord is: terra_faux

I can send an image of me on there, but I think a cartoon PNG is better here.

>>35331412
got anything other than kik?

this is irrelevant (I can't delete)

okay it's me the chrysalis png, i've had two fucking people do this now... JUST FUCKING GIVE ME A REASON BEFORE YOU UNFRIEND ME, IT'S SUCH A DICK MOVE TO ASK FOR A SELFIE, AND THEN JUST FUCKING BAIL.

if i'm ugly, have the balls to say it you fucking cock munch

talking about you kaban_nat, and GrimmerWest.

like the fuck, oh this person is spiraling cuz of lack of insight into future shit LEMME GIVE THEM MORE UNKNOWNS

like is this fun, just harvesting info and ditching once you get your fill?

>>35333586
okay sorry for being pissy guys, it just makes me sad, like what did i do wrong, but that was an unjustified crashout.

i forgive you two, and you don't owe me an apology, there's an ass for every seat and your not obligated to pick this seat.

please try to be more understanding in the future though.

>>35333586
Ugwy

>>35333662
I'm assuming that's the most recent guy, at least you said it... Why not just say it first instead of leaving me to wonder?

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Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
cute NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
21 trans female

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
brazil, sure...

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Realtionship + Maid.

> About me
I transitioned at 18, very very feminine and also a programmer. I’d love to meet someone who could eventually take me out of this country, so I could follow her wherever she goes and do absolutely anything for her. :pray:

>Contact
Discord: iammisos

Why is this thread like 90% trannies?

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
>About Yourself + Contact Info
23, mtf been on hrt since 20 and have had full facial feminization surgery, I'm tall, have a thin frame and small wrists, only attracted to men
I enjoy anime, taking care of plants, hiking, camping, any activity involving nature really, not a huge fan of crowded places, really introverted with strangers. I've always had a homemaker personality, I love making a place better for my loved ones and me to live in. Just generally improving the lives of the people I love gives me great pleasure. I prefer cold weather to warm weather and enjoy cozy activities. Not a bedrotter, I just don't like social situations and being observed by other people outside, will gladly take care of all chores around the house.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
United States. Location isn't an issue, will relocate anywhere in the world for the right person

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I'm looking to become a permenant housewife with a geniune, loving relationship

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
just a nice kind person

>contact
green42t@proton.me

>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
provider

>Age, Sex/Gender
23 M

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
PA, possibly

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
maid/fwb

>contact
telegram: awhite3221

>>35333764
Because they're useless

>>35333764
It should be called /aat/

>Status:
NEET-ish?

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
19 cis F, Straight, Asian ethnicity

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Currently living in California, willing to relocate, but prefer to stay in California

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Currently living with a provider I met from here but want to find someone new to live with
I don't have a job right now but am willing and hoping to find one wherever I end up.

email neetsongbird@protonmail.com
Please be direct with what youre looking for, what you expect from me, and any questions you have for me, thank you!

>>35335427
>Currently living with a provider I met from here but want to find someone new to live with
What do you look for in a provider? What is it that has made you become you disillusioned with your current one?

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>>35335427
>Please be direct with what youre looking for
>>35323096
>Please be direct with what you’re asking / looking for with me

>>35333764
they are the biggest failures

>>35327455
you aren't accepting requests anonnn

>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
31 M Straight

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
South Carolina

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

Roommate/maid. I have a couple of rooms open, someone needing something short term can stay free, long term (2+ months) we can work out a chore deal. Already have maids that come by biweekly and landscapers so it's more likely cooking one meal a day (maybe less) or maintaining areas the maids dont do (patio, garage) or things like laundry. Must not be allergic to dogs or cats.

Discord: timschaeffer_

Remember Anons you must play the optimal character possible to even be considered a human meanwhile women just get to vaguely exist.

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Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
39/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
discord: mcboots
telegram:mcboots

>>35333614
Look Im not gonna lie. I am great provider and what I offer is pretty sweet. Sincerely, I think you were just too masculine. Sorry not for me man.
If anyone is interested in living in Los Angeles and youre not batshit crazy my Discord is below.
Discord: Greywater
>>35335427
Also, you disgust me. A guy opened up his life to fit you in and you feel like climbing up the hypergamy ladder now.

>Status
Unemployed online college student

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
20 F Straight

>Location + Willing to relocate?
Currently live in Arizona, willing to relocate if relocation costs are offered...prefer west coast tho!

>Looking for:
Short-term, maybe like 1 year max while I finish my college degree. I don't mind doing most house chores and stuff

I don't really need money or bills paid etc (parents send me money monthly) just want to escape a current toxic living situation

discord nclekm

>>35313023
send an email through about you anon
(ignore the ID x)

>>35338039
See
>>35335521

For more sleuthing. Both posts are incredibly similar, even the e-mail addresses. Coincidence? Trust, but verify. Could be a Pajeet scam.

>>35303830
Still around? I'm interested but if you got flooded to hell and back I don't want to add and not get a response

>Status
Student

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
18 F Straight

>Location + Willing to relocate?
Currently in Cali, yeah

>Looking for:
Unsure but im okay about the living situation and don’t mind taking care of most of the housework and stuff.

discord melonnysnicket

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>Status
NEET

>Age, gender, sexuality
19, male, bisexual

I am currently a hopeless NEET with big dreams of having good mental health (currently it is absolutely terrible and I just yesterday started therapy) and engaging in many hobbies, especially artistic ones, but due to multiple reasons I sadly am not healthy or wealthy to achieve any of those. I have interests in art, acting, cosplay, baking and more. I also desire to go to college and be able to have a happy life. Please consider helping me.

>Hobbies and interests
I enjoy/am interested in anime, rock and metal music, cosplay, baking, cooking, marvel, going to cosplay conventions, fashion, theater, emo music, doll and toy collecting, and more.

>Location + willing to relocate
Portland, Oregon, United States. Depends on where we're going. I do not currently have a passport.

>Looking for
Best friends or serious romantic relationship

>NOT looking for
FWB, being a sex slave, dying or getting severely injured, polyamory, cuck, lying, casual relationship/noncommitment

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Looking for someone who is willing to provide and support me both emotionally and physically sometimes. Someone who can give words of encouragement, pay attention to me and help me. I will also equally be kind to them. I would do almost anything for someone who genuinely cares a lot for/loves me and takes care of me including helping me clean, taking me places, spending time with me, comforting me when I'm depressed and/or anxious, etc. and spend time with me daily if possible.
>Discord: doll_boi

Please send me a introduction as your first message, at least 10 words long, preferably 15+. And also if you posted in this thread please provide a screenshot of yours if you can. Fellow NEETs can also add me if they wanna be friends, talk or for some reason think they can help me.

>>35339263
Do you bring in NEETbux? You sound like a person who can get on it.

>>35337477
No, women have to spread their legs for all the men on here.
If you aren't ok with offering your body in exchange for a place to sleep, it's not going to work out.

>>35342362
based and truthpilled

>>35338239
Don't waste your time. She's already living with a guy who is fucking her regularly and is 100% in control of her. Not actually willing to move out.

> Status
Provider

> Age, Gender, Sexuality
25, Male, Bisexual

> Hobbies and Interests
I'm a Catholic Male interested in punk music, spicy food and guns.

> Location
Dallas, I will not relocate

> Looking for
A live in maid

> Not Looking for
Women only offering their bodies.

> General Description / Additional Info

I am seeking a live-in maid to assist with cleaning, cooking, and general house chores that I work far too much to attend to all the time. I have a room available for anyone willing to commit themselves to at least 6 months. I have a daughter which is why I do not trust men in my home though I hope you can understand you will not be allowed around her unless I am present in the home as I have arrangements for her while I am at work. I do not want sex nor am I seeking a relationship with you, if all you can offer is your body seek Christ and leave me alone. If you do not believe in God or adhere to another religion than Protestantism, Orthodoxy, or Catholicism you will be asked that any paraphanelia you bring is locked away, I wont ask you to give up your faith but you will not be allowed to hang up idols in my home, please respect this. You will be background checked before I allow you anywhere near me be ready to present ID.

Serious inquiries only: mushroomwizardry@gmail.com

I made the email when I was much younger.

>>35344351
if you're just looking for a cleaner and you're not a rapist then why use this thread? why not just hire a housekeeper with actual experience and a background check. saving money can't be worth inviting 4chan strangers into the house with your kid.

>>35342362
Is that actually that bad for that much free shit?

>>35344479

My child wont be left around without my presence, rest assured. There are locks to the private spaces as well for good measure, the goal is a live in maid who can tend to things in real time rather than a standard house keeper. I keep weapons and believe myself to be fairly capable, and women tend to not be as evil to children as men are.

>>35344059
Thanks for confirming. I defriended her after receiving le usual dry texts after I effortmaxxed

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>>35249401
>YOU MUST BE A HOMESTUCK AND INCARNATE A HOMESTUCK WAIFU. HI BUFF, WHITE, TALLER THAN 6'1 & GIANT PLASTIC TITS VIRGIN CHRISTIAN OLDER THAN 25 MILFS! YOUR NEET GOD IS HERE

>ASL

25 M (white woman required) (willing to relocate)

>What are you looking for?

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with autism (hopefully to outmatch mine)

You must be able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, you must not get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing")

Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can BE mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me (Deltarune ahh story)


>More requirements:

You must hate society

You must be divorced from your family.

You must have no friends.

You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean GIANT TITS amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really)

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ. The creed of the world is FALSEHOOD, there's no left or right, there's TRUTH AND LIE, RIGHT OR WRONG, and truth is UNNEGOTIABLE.

No tattoos.

Hentai will be an INTEGRAL part of our relationship, but we must carry it out IRL.

Virgin.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'0)

Discord: hereiamandiamhere

Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off.

No pink aesthetic daddy's girl baby girl women.

HAVE BIG TITS!
BABYSIT ME!

>I AM LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP PROVIDER AS A NEET :3

>>35344059
So I guess she was looking for another, new "provider" that she pays with sex for the rent.
Not that unheard of on here.

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18+ SFW
https://discord.gg/duo3k
social shitpost server, banter and flirting is encouraged (:
loosely related to the incel dating app, duolicious

server owner loves irish people

artists, lonely folk, tarot enthusiasts, queers, music lovers and elitists, fragrance nerds, occultists, the fashion-oriented, tech nerds, misandrists, femcels, incels, neets, stinky gamers, hotties, clowns & jesters, goths, punks, dorks, debaters, car nerds, tabletop nerds, edaters, writers, weebs, alcoholics, and druggies are welcome here. we do have a few normal people, too, if that's what you're into.

we have a decent community of silly people and are generally welcoming! blogs, self-assign colors and roles, semi-regular vc, server tag, custom gradient colors for server boosters, and a requests channel for things that people want added.

we're like a big ole family. come hang out
https://discord.gg/duo3k

right wing larpoids, bootlicking faggots, transphobes, homophobes, misogynists, racists etc will be bullied and treated like a soccer ball fyi. just be sensible xo

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>>35344677
>>35345347

Yes that's correct. She's an asian girl with some psychopathic korean guy who is apparently drunk and high all the time. I can't exactly blame her for wanting to trade up, but at the same time she's obviously just fucking around on the internet / wanting attention and not planning on moving out at all.

Actually, I got a bunch of weird angry messages afterwards from the guy on a new account about me trying to "snatch his girl" so there's also a chance this is all just some dude larping. Either way, don't waste your time.

>>35345637
what a little faggot. makes me want to offer her a room for free just to ruin his day lel

>>35275879
hii posting again
need roommate that is a functioning adult and can drive!! you can be a neet too if you want or you can work on getting your life together for awhile just don't be mean or scary please um yeah leave contact thank youuu i have a few replies here talking abt more stuff if u care or u can just message me any questions whenever i add u

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>>35249401
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
27, male, straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
North Carolina, USA, maybe
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
lonely femcel for me and the gf to adopt and share.
>Discord
_squidman_

https://discord.gg/u5ahunuksH
Need more neets to hang out and keep us active..if you dont suck maybe we will mod u heh