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>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Shibuya-kei, latin alternative, r&b, industrial, mpb, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, synthpop, coldwave, neo-soul
>Discord
dwr.gi

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This is a lot, I'd recommend people only fill out what they feel like

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My type:
Girl who has a similar sense of humour to me and is not fat or ugly.
Ba-boom! Nailed it.
Discord: epicawesomeusername123

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>me
29/m/us
I'm a friendly and productive person Mathematician, but I day trade for money. I feel my journey has been a sad one, but I always try to roll with the punches and make the most of life. My hobbies are super basic. I just like games and anime. I don't really believe in God but its a nice thought

>dream partner
I admire people who consume a lot of anime or games or are productive on other stuff. If you want we can watch/play together. I'm also able to relocate.
>relationship
I have no idea what this stuff is saying
>sexuality
Straight, I'm pretty vanilla
>discord
faded.34

im feeling sad again
I wish I had a motorcycle bf i can squeeze while sitting behind him on his motorcycle like in an anime or something

>dream partner
>dream
schizoid type who is somehow ok with dating (already unrealistic) and doesn't care that I have friends and a life, instead appreciating that I keep myself busy and self sufficient as I provide as much space and independence as they need, short of cheating or non-monogamy. this is why I'm celibate

black male 39 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
eight inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

tfw no autist niche game wife
why live

>ASL
21 / M / Spain. Will most likely move to Ireland within the next year though.

>About me
I'm a devout Catholic seeking a relationship with another devout christian woman.

I completely reject the larping that's commonly associated with this though. I'm just your classic raised-on-the-internet zoomer that contains multitudes, I don't act like it's the 1950s. I seek a girl that's just unique and unapologetically herself. "Not a normie" ig.

I'm into: hanging out and talking, walking and nature, watching movies and shows and youtube, voicecalling, videogames, classic literature, languages, humanities, art, the Middle Ages, folklore and stories, philosophy, humor, electronic and underground music.

>Discord
icarlycath

>>35263823
this is probably the most autistic and delusional thread on this board, and that's saying alot because there are troons that constantly post thinking they pass (they dont)

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>asl
30s/M

>About
I'm both a melancholic person and someone with a strong inner fire. I'm a misanthrope, but also can see the potential in people.
I enjoy looking at the sky, especially a combination of night, cold, raining/snowing, and quiet. The reflection of city lights on water at this time is lovely.
I have many skills like cooking, painting, playing instruments, among others... but without someone to share the experiences I don't feel they have much weight. The same goes for gazing at the world, which to me feels like it holds a big puzzle within, or thinking about interesting concepts - without someone to share my thoughts with, it's just not worth it?
On a more casual note, I enjoy rating/cataloguing movies, playing videogames with hidden meta aspects (Fez, The Witness, Void Stranger), and spending time with my kat
There's so much more to me.

>Looking for
Someone who sees potential in me for a lifelong bond, starting with a friendship and seeing where things end up

>Not looking for
Males, that's pretty much it, I'm willing to overlook almost anything if we click

>Contact
splice.symphony

Ill take the time to fill this out hoping for the best

>ASL Orientation
26 M US

>Physical Description
5'10,white, athletic, short-ish brown hair, brown, baggy eyes.
>Style Description
Normal jeans and band shirts, some days more formal wear is a buttoned shirt or a polo, idk.
>Personality
Outgoing, patient, a little autistic. Spend a lot of time hiking and I love nature in general. Pretty much a hermit, I hate to admit im a people pleaser frustrated by the fact I have no friends or social relationships, people dont dislike me but they're not my friends either. I dont know how to normally talk to people, never been part of a friend group or had a "best friend". At this point I just want to understand how to socialize and be normal.
I try to be a good person in general, smiling to people, being kind, having a positive attitude, I like my job.

>Biggest strengths
Hobbies I like, a stable job, somewhat attractive, no friends

>Biggest flaws
Autistic, no friends,

>Hobbies
Writing and reading, history and Occult practices, woodworking, gym, philosophy, stem, art, cooking, want to get into music.
Pokemon, Minecraft, Factorio, RPGs.

>Favourite music genres
Jazz, Rock, alt rock, hard rock, blues, early 2000s music, city pop.

>Biggest goal in life
Being an adult that enjoys life, getting home w/ my wife and kids after a long day at work and doing stuff together. Meeting friends for dinner


#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>Personality
Likes natures, wants to improve in life together, funny, also a little bit autistic. mutual understanding, genuine friendship.
>Religion / Spirituality
Idc
>Dealbreakers
Im fairly active and like hiking, Id like someone who isnt obese

>Contact
pugsandmugs@proton.me

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>ASL
26/M/West Tennessee
>physical description
White, strawberry blonde, 5'7, 145 lbs, glasses, slight beard, kind of gray eyes?
>personality
INFP. A hopeless romantic above all. Creative but too spontaneous/ADHD to work consistently with my ideas. An idealist in a commodified world. A sensitive soul, with reverence for older ways, but still fascinated with new ideas. A complex soul wishing for a simple life. I get no greater fulfillment then from caring for people I love. The little things matter most to me
>values
I believe in God quite firmly, and have always felt drawn to Sanatana Dharma and Buddhism. Otherwise, I've mostly been more agnostic. Politically I'm a bit of a mixture; patriotic, socially more conservative but economically socialist
>hobbies/interests
Cooking, fashion, history, reading, storytelling, worldbuilding, animation, fitness/health, spirituality, biking, swimming, nature, music, aesthetics (in architecture, art, home decor, fashion, etc) and more.
>looking for
Above all, i need a white woman, 20-30 or so, who shares the same romantic desires and has similar values to me. I want someone that values truth over fitting in. A kind, clingy, creative and nostalgic soul, with a rich inner world yearning to be understood. A bit of a mess, but tries her best. Reserved, but truly open for those she allows in
>contact
dixiedharma

>>35265704
decided to stop spamming your vaguepost, eh?
poor little razgaz...

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>>35263823
>ASL
20s male usa north carolina
>About Me
skinny hairy introvert (picrel), homebody, like spending time gaming and watching anime/youtube, into camping, animals, and outdoors stuff too. im very chill tho can be overcritical and hyperanalyze things too much. currently dating a lovely girl whos also looking for someone we both can bond with or is willing to give us the chance to bond with.
> Dream Relationship
Closed throple/triad relationship with two women who both love me and each other.
>discord
_squidman_

>ASL
26/Male/Florida
>Looking for
I’m looking for a girl I can own completely and mold into my perfect match. Seeking something serious, long-term.
>Not looking for
Moids, weirdos
>Interests.
Lifting, cars & motorcycles, philosophy, the outdoors, and occasional gaming
>Tag
vexwroth

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>ASL Orientation
30 F USA
>Physical Description
5'6 Long black hair baggy eyes glasses
>Style Description
Hoodie jeans or t-shirt and jeans
>Personality
Shy autistic and depressed. I do go out occasionally
>Biggest strengths
Loyalty if I like you. Honest
>Biggest flaws
Getting to attached. Can't say no. Depression. Shy
>Hobbies
Music, art, fishing, vidya, anime, animals
>Favourite music genres
Rock EDM
>Religion / Spirituality
Christain
>Biggest goal in life
Nothing really to find the love of my life
>Quickest way to your heart
Talk more than I do and don't make it awkward because I am quiet. Get me out of my shell. Care about me.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Any gender under 30 any location
>Physical Description
Not fat
>Facial and Hair Description
takes care of themselves good grooming and not smelly
>Style Description
Doesn't matter
>Personality
Not a mean bully. Don't use people. Don't get angry or lose patient easily.
>Religion / Spirituality
Any but not Jewish
>Traits you're not attracted to
Impatient or mean hearted people. Those who can't respect me. Ghosters. People who don't want a serious relationship.
>Dealbreakers
Fat people. Super woke. Trannies. Black. Jews. Weed

>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Non traditional


#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high) Low
>Limits
No sex at all
>CONTACT
BlackandWhiteRAIN@proton.me

Twenties, male, east coast.

About me:
I'm lost.
I have no hope.
I am a lost cause.
I have no self control.
I can't break the cycle.
I need a someone who is in need of someone too.
I am always hiding behind something.
I am never wanting to be anything.
I want to find the way out.

What I am looking for:
A girl who belongs to the night.
She is nobodies bride.
She is nobodies thing on the side.
She is a wreck in disguise.
She is sharp as a butter knife.
She can do nothing right.
She is unable to save her life.
She has a favorite color.
She never quite had a significant other.
She is uptight.
She is the fluorescent light of my life.
She is often teasing.
She never says what she means.
She is always confusing.
She is often amusing.
She has a stigma.
She is an enigma.
She thinks that she knows all there is to know.
She is a bit of a diva sometimes.

Discord: arbitercoro

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#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
21/M/Europe Pan
>Physical Description
Skinny, tall, darker hair and light eyes (picrel is me)
>Facial and Hair Description
I'm very handsome and I have long hair!
>Personality
I'm introverted, curious and a bit misanthropic, I like learning and analyzing things
>Biggest strengths
I'm ambitious and adventurous
>Biggest flaws
I'm a bit unemotional and insensitive when it comes to other peoples emotions
>Hobbies
I like the outdoors (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, gamedev and video games (milsims, weird indie games, coop horror), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics I play the violin and collect vinyls, I like sports (swimming and basketball) I also enjoy reading and history
>Favourite music genres
Metal, rock, classical music
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic
>Biggest goal in life
Doing something great
>Quickest way to your heart
Being creative and doing cool stuff

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>Physical Description
Just be cute
>Personality
Creative, intelligent, wanting to realize your full potential
>Religion / Spirituality
No abrahamics
>Traits you're not attracted to
Low IQ, unfounded beliefs, pseudointellectualism
>Dealbreakers
Christians, fat people, gooners, passionless people

>discord
ackee205

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Hi!


#ABOUT YOU

>ASL Orientation
22 m us!
>Physical Description

I am 6’2”, burly and stocky but fit, hairy, average looking your normal large guy with a beard. Dark brown longish hair and blue eyes.


>Style Description
I wear outdoorsy stuff that’s where I am most I’m kinda like a millennial dad

>Personality

I’m definitely more of a leader when it comes to my friend group and social situations I’m the one planning the trips and outings I’m pretty awkward but I’m social when I have to be and I lead a pretty normal life I try to be positive when I can and mediate when things get tense


>Biggest strengths

I feel like once I’m committed to something I really want to get it done I’m tenacious I guess I feel like I’m pretty emotionally mature

>Biggest flaws

Kind of a bum I’m not in school I spend my time hiking and backpacking and playing video games when I should be doing important stuff but it’s important to me I don’t think I’ll ever be rich in money I guess

>Hobbies


Photography, reading, history, video games, all outdoorsy granola stuff,

>Favourite music genres

Dad rock

>Religion / Spirituality

Idk Christian I think I’m a spiritual person

>Biggest goal in life

Travel the world by the time I’m too old and then when I am by a small piece of land in the woods and die preferably with someone awesome and maybe kids

>Quickest way to your heart

Actually care about stuff I wanna see someone passionate about what they like and they’re life

Part 1

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>>35267145
#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER

>ASL
19-27
>Physical Description

Someone cute doesn’t have to be tiny or skinny or a model but relatively good looks I like tall gals but I really just want someone cute and fit enough to hike for a long time

>Style Description

I really don’t care too much I would like someone that’s presentable alt girls are cute too or hippies but other than that I don’t have much of a preference

>Personality

I want someone that isn’t too crazy like you need to have a bit of control over your emotions someone who’s kind and maybe a little awkward like me and is passionate about what they like

>Religion / Spirituality

Anything I don’t really care


>Traits you're not attracted to and Dealbreakers

Snobby rude boring hateful people super conservative obese people African Americans (sorry just not my type)


#RELATIONSHIP


>Relationship dynamic

Ideally I would like to be a little obsessed with with eachother but like definitely still able to be our own people and do our own things I like to be alone sometimes and I feel like it’s healthy for the other person to feel the same way

>Physical affection level

I feel like I’m a pretty physical person I would like my partner to be too

>Monogamous / ENM / Poly

Monogamous

>Traditional / Non-Traditional

Non traditional I want us to both be in kinda the lead of the relationship I don’t want a trad wife I want a person with they’re own career aspirations and goals

>Marriage
Yes

>Children
Yes

>Pets
Yes

#SEXUALITY

im a switch so anything goes

>CONTACT

troutiest

Part 2

>>35267151

That user is for discord forgot!

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>>35263823
Nice prompt
>ASL Orientation
27/M/Midwest, Straight
>Physical Description
6’6”, 220lbs, fit, pale, I look younger than I am which is annoying but whatever. I can send pictures of me if you ask.
>Facial and Hair Description
Auburn hair. Medium length/messy. I recently grew a mustache that I keep lined up, the rest is shaved, I get compliments on it but I am open to going back to no facial hair.
>Style Description
Usually I dress for function (gym, work, gardening, etc). Sometimes I dress alt/grunge if I’m going to the city or I’ll dress comfy hick if I’m going to be doing some outdoorsy stuff.
>Personality
I can be shy/awkward at first but if I like someone, I get very talkative. I love asking questions and learning about people. I’m a very passionate person. A lot of people irl think i’m weird but funny/kind. I do have autism but its not too extreme. If i’m comfortable I become very outgoing.
>Biggest strengths
I am very adaptable/flexible with people and their lifestyles. I have a very strong work ethic and I’m able to make light of most situations. I also have a ton of hobbies and am well rounded. I have a very stable life with a good job and house while maintaining no debt.
>Biggest flaws
Probably my autism. The autism makes it so I can come across as rude or cold when I don’t mean it. It can also make my conversations have weird flow or not always make sense.
>Hobbies
I love art, history, cooking, and nature. These passions influence my hobbies.
Drawing, animating, reading, foraging, hunting, fishing, gardening, aquaponics, aquascaping, gaming, photography, camping, hiking, weight lifting, running, wood/leather working, and more.
>Favourite music genres
I like a large mix of indie music. Rock, folk, alt, and punk are some big genres to me.
>Religion / Spirituality
I love religious history and architecture. I grew up presbyterian and had a brief stint with occultism in college, cont..

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>>35267380
>religion cont
Currently I am spiritual but idk. I love nature and I have christian influence still in me.
>Biggest goal in life
Raise a family with a woman I can love and care for
>Quickest way to your heart
Mutual obsession. Words of affirmation, cuddling, spending time together and making time for one another, sharing in our hobbies.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Younger than me or the same age, female, location doesn’t matter but I do like the idea of traveling for someone or doing a trip together
>Physical Description
Not obese and not black. Aside from that my ideal type generally molds to be whoever I have a romantic interest in. I am however, not attracted to very thin lips or very big noses.
>Facial and Hair Description
No facial hair. For the head, its whoever I love as a person.
>Style Description
Open to a lot but I have a soft spot for very feminine or alt styles.
>Personality
Has passion/drive in life. Has goals and aspirations. Wants a family. Not afraid to express her love, not lazy. Is able to make decisions id her own, knows what she wants, loves nature, and likes to try new things.
>Religion / Spirituality
As long as its not full schizo.
>Traits you're not attracted to
Self hating whites, people with no respect for history, people who don’t appreciate nature and the little things in life. People who focus too much on the media. I’m fine if a woman is vegan or vegetarian but know that I hunt. I still love animals and respect them.
>Dealbreakers
Trans, fat, black.

Cont

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>>35267410
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
I am open to a lot. I like a 50/50 or a traditional dynamic. I don’t mind taking care of a woman and paying for everything if she helps maintain the house and family. I understand that restricts finance and takes trust. I am also open to a woman working and we both help with the house and family. I love spending time with a woman if I love her but I respect the need to be alone sometimes and have personal/private spaces in the home.
>Physical affection level
If I truly love a woman, I’m very affectionate, physically and verbally. I would love to spend time with a woman I love. Only thing is i’m not into some overt public displays. Like hand holding is fine but making out in a restaurant for example is too much.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Kind of a mix I guess. I’m open to both. I like more traditional but like in my first post, i’m very flexible.
>Independence / Togetherness
I love to be together as much as possible but I think a degree of independence is always important, to stand on your own if you need it.
>Marriage
I’d only date to marry. Especially at my point in life.
>Children
I want at least two. Any more is up to the woman.
>Pets
I love my aquatic pets. I’m open to cats or bunnies. I have some land and might get livestock eventually. A dog can be a bit much but I do like them.

#SEXUALITY
I don’t wanna fixate on this or go too deep into it here. If I love a woman, my libido for her will be very very high and I am kinky but I won’t elaborate any more unless I find a woman who likes me that I like back.

>CONTACT
Discord is canada_g0ose

>ASL
20/M/northeast USA
>about
i really dont know what to say about myself personality-wise. i talk more than anybody else when im with people i like, and dont care to talk much at all otherwise. im very patient with people, dont get annoyed easily. i enjoy spendig time with people i like more than anything else, by far. almost everybody i know thinks im autistic, but ive never been to a therapist or anything for a diagnosis
im 5'7, white, long light brown hair and brown eyes
i like cooking, fishing, and sometimes playing games or watching anime/tv. also, im christian(nondenominational), and i go to college & have a job
>looking for
a white christian girl around my age that has the same goal in life as me, which is to get married and have kids and a happy family
it'd be nice if you live on or somewhat near the east coast(of america). atleast be in america or canada, unless you are gonna move here eventually anyway
also, i usually get along alot better with social outcast/loser or loner types, so we might not get along well if you aren't like that
>not looking for
not christian
bipolar personality
fat or not white(i dont care what you look like aside from these 2 things)
not a virgin
troon
men
>contact
sanctrm5 on discord

>>35267586
i just realized i autopilot posted this in a dating thread like i usually do without seeing the OP, ill redo it
>ASL Orientation
20/M/northeast USA
>Physical Description
5'7, pretty muscular build but not super lean(not fat)
>Facial and Hair Description
long brown hair(kinda a wolf cut but not exactly), brown eyes, no idea how to describe my face past that
>Style Description
i just wear the clothes i have. i like cargo pants since i often find myself carrying a lot of stuff. don't care about fashion
>Personality
very hard to describe for me. i'm very reserved when i'm not with people that i'm familiar with and like; i become the opposite othwerwise, not reserved at all and saying whatever shit comes to mind constantly
>Biggest strengths
i'm very patient with people and try to be quick to forgive, and i always try my best to help my friends when they're going through something
>Biggest flaws
i dont understand most people and don't know what i'm supposed to do, socially, most of the time. im autistic according to everybody that knows me well
>Hobbies
cooking, long drives, gaming/watch anime, fishing(when its in season), and my favorite thing to do is spending time with friends but i dont get the chance to do that very often at all
>Favourite music genres
j-rock, breakcore, varied music from video games, and vocaloid music
>Religion / Spirituality
non-denominational christian. i guess that makes me a protestant depending on your definition
>Biggest goal in life
a loving wife who i am i devoted to & is devoted to us, and happy children that we both have as our top priority in life above nothing else. this is almost my only goal in life.
>Quickest way to your heart
i have no idea, i'd like to know
ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
somewhat around my age/female obviously/in america, preferrably not on the west coast since i wouldn't wanna go there unless you plan on moving eventually
>physical
not fat, white. those are my only physical "requirements"
1/2

>>35267621
i'm also not too picky on hair, facial features, or style
>personality
a caring person who tries to be patient and understanding even when i'm unintentionally being difficult, and has love in her heart
>Religion / Spirituality
has to be genuinely christian
>Dealbreakers
not a virgin, not a genuine christian, white, actual bipolar/borderline personality disorder, fat, stoner, or not an actual woman. these are all serious dealbreakers, please don't add if this is you.
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic, affection level
all i can for both of these is that i want us to be very very very close, i don't have a deeper understand of what i want than that.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
exclusively purely monogamous. i don't know what an ENM is.
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
leaning towards traditional but i'm not really talking about a stereotypical tradwife, since i understand that things work differently now
>Independence / Togetherness
simply just together.
>Marriage
yes. absolutely yes, as soon as it's practically possible and we are both willing
>Children
as many as we have practically have
>Pets
i love animals a lot but it's not a dealbreaker if you don't want any
#SEXUALITY
i dont know ive never been in a relationship. i guess i have a high libido but i don't know how to answer the rest of that
>CONTACT
sanctrm5

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>ASL Orientation
27 M CT
>Physical Description
5'7 buzz cut brown hair/eyes white/hispanic 145lbs
>Style Description
constant 2-in-1 shorts in summer with tank top or some sort of athletic shirt. flannel/hoodie/jeans in winter
>Personality
Catholic dude with a bit of tism. creative goofball
>Biggest strengths
extroverted, analytical minded, empathetic, strong orientation to God
>Biggest flaws
overthinking, bit of procrastination, getting stuck in my head
>Hobbies
art (drawing/video editing/music), vidya, hiking/camping/go out and do random stuff
>Favourite music genres
EDM/Country/Rock also see pic related
>Religion / Spirituality
Catholic
>Biggest goal in life
I guess advance in my career, find a partner, reaching Heaven
>Quickest way to your heart
I guess just be somewhat normal, extroverted, and Catholic

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
22-32
>Physical Description
this whole dream section seems a bit odd but i guess ill do it anyways.
Long Ginger/blonde/brown/black hair, irish/russian/japanese, skinny. I guess I just like something basic
>Style Description
any sort of style as long as there's no weird hair dyes or grotesque styles.
>Personality
someone who has a level head and maturity. can blend into friend groups well, good hearted
>Religion / Spirituality
Catholic
>Traits you're not attracted to/dealbreakers
people who take themselves too seriously, african/latino (aint my fault I aint attracted to it) immature, extreme laziness, dirty, fat, trans, cant drive, overtly political.
1/2

>>35269354
2/2
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
open to whatever. i want us to grow to understand eachother, to be in tune spiritually, and to have genuine love and care for eachother
>Physical affection level
I can be affectionate with someone I love and am attracted to by ourselves. I guess iim not much of a PDA person mainly cause it seems a bit offputting for others. though I guerss it depends on the type of PDA.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
monoamous or whatever means cheating isnt allowed
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
traditional but I guess the definition of what this is in my head is just a long gone concept now. so lets just say a mix of trad and non trad. id want my gf/wife/etc to be their own person and have their own sort of goals and such.
>Independence / Togetherness
we should be comfortable wanting to hang out and be together alot, but if we are apart for a bit that should be fine. we both have our personal lives,family,friends, work, etc to deal with. not to say we should just not try to spend time together but we shouldnt be going crazy if we have some time to ourselves or friends.
>Marriage
I was raised in a old world mentality. so hook ups are not my thing. it should be assumed marriage and wanting a kid or two are the goal.
>Pets
hey you can have whatever pet you want as long as i get to have a lil lizard :DDDDD

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
i guess its inbetween medium and high

>CONTACT
discord: de_bez

Dream Partner:
Woman who is hot, doesn’t speak, doesn’t have any opinions of her own, and will simply do what I want when I want it.

My description is irrelevant, because she should not have any opinions on my description in the first place.


Discord furiousshrimpdickincel

hit me up

>>35263823
Honestly, threads like this are the reason why 4chan is a terrible space for finding a partner. It also contributes to the global social crisis between men and women. It creates a unrealistic narrative for a person that in order to be happy or find a partner, that person has to be perfectly crafted for them and slide in like puzzle piece. That is not how humans are most certainly not how relationships work. Even the most compatible people have differences and those differences (however minor or large) help create a clear divide where two people can still maintain their freedom and individuality. I see threads like this and I just have to shake my head at how immature it is and that the people have absolutely no real understanding about love, romance and relationships.

You do not want the perfect person, because 1) they do not exist 2.) People do not exist to serve you or your needs. 3) it just isn't realistically possible.

Maybe consider stop wasting your own time and mental energy with childish and quite frankly, retarded threads like this. You are only stunting yourself but also handicapping yourself so you cannot find someone.

Dream relationships-soulmates etc are not instantly formed, they are nurtured from the foundations of something special. Like a two mushrooms whose roots grow towards each other and join to become one.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Early to mid 20s F in the midwest or willing to move to midwest
>Physical Description
Short. Chubby is fine but no hogs. I mostly have dated asian women. I have a thing for cute noses too
>Facial and Hair Description
I prefer my women without facial hair. Clean shaven is a must
>Style Description
Comfort>fashion. Give me a dork
>Personality
Bratty and semi-independent. I like some togetherness and some distance. Too much of either is more like siblings or strangers
>Religion / Spirituality
Thinks Islam is a cancer. Doesn't have to be religious, just needs pattern recognition
>Traits you're not attracted to
BPD or the desire to fight. Who can care the least game shit
>Dealbreakers
Cutting scars, addictions, leftist politics

This girl doesn't exist here of course so no need to talk about myself, but I dream of her. Truly

>>35270930
maybe im only speaking for myself but i dont think most people in the thread have the mindset you critique in your post. though on the off chance im wrong your points are all legit. me from 15 years ago really couldve used this advice

>>35270930
I used to tell my ex all the time that if we'd agreed on everything, then one of us would be superfluous. That our differences are good and healthy because it will lead to change for both of us. I wish I could find someone who sees it that way, too. I don't know why I'm stupid enough to browse this place expecting to find that here, but not stupid enough to post. I think it's because I expect this place to be not full of normies, and as such have people who are more aware of how shallow and pointless most of this crap is; instead, it seems to be full of people who are even less aware of it.

>>35263823
I saw the Skippy documentary yesterday and that cute brown hair girl got him a dog bowl for the gift they both take out at dinner to share. It was a sort of challenge to buy each other gifts with 5 dollars.
That's my dream relationship. By "that" I mean a girl that has me eating out a dog bowl

why is there no one who just needs that one person in their life and completely obsess over them and stay with them forever
why must i be so broken

>>35271549
Are you male or female?

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>>35263823

Part 1
ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
28/M/Eastern EU/Straight
>Physical Description
Average build. Below 180. Pale, brown hair, brown eyes.
>Facial and Hair Description
Trimmed moustache and chin beard
>Style Description
Black button up shirt/black hoodie/black turtleneck, black jeans/dark blue jeans, black boots or sneakers.
>Personality
Quiet, patient, but I see a lot. I also think and plan a lot when motivated.
I also remember a lot, especially negative things.

I enjoy animals and nature.
>Biggest strengths
Patience. Determination.
>Biggest flaws
Paranoia, trauma, overthinking.
>Hobbies
Mask collecting, weaponry collecting, enjoying Warhammer 40k lore, occasional nature photography, occasional gore enjoyment, bird watching.
When I do play pc games, I enjoy roguelikes, survival games or asymmetric slashers.
>Favourite music genres
Heavy metal, rock, dnb, phonk.
>Religion / Spirituality
I believe that the universe is chaos.
I am not keen on bending my knee to any god, since some losses in my life would motivate me to do nothing but spit in the face of any god responsible.
Cernunnos is interesting concept-wise, but that's it.
>Biggest goal in life
To cause mass human death before I die. If I can seed an event that will cause a mass crisis of human civilisation - even better.
>Quickest way to your heart
Rampant misanthropy, dark humour, homicidal ideation, love for animals and nature.

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>>35272354
Part 2

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
25+/F/Anywhere
>Physical Description
Not obese, not black, no human children.
>Facial and Hair Description
I really don't care about specific characteristics. As long as we both physically and personality-wise like one another.
>Style Description
Preferably also likes dark or gothic clothing.
>Personality
Misanthropic, not loud, not public-attention-seeking, respects nature, loves animals, basado if has homicidal ideation or sadism towards humans
>Religion / Spirituality
Well, me being me, if your religion is against murder, you probably won't like me.
>Traits you're not attracted to
Also, if prone to hookups and fucking around even when single.

If you give a fuck about height.

Long response times for no reason.
>Dealbreakers
If you don't like animals and don't respect nature.

Empathy towards people (I get select individuals, just don't be a bleeding heart to everyone).

You care about your friends more than your partner.

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>>35272360
Part 3

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Hopefully two equals. I am fairly soft romantically, though, as I said before.

>Physical affection level
As much as possible. Let's sew our skin together.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous and only monogamous.
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Hyper-traditional, both are hunter-gatherers.
>Independence / Togetherness
Together as much as possible until we build a twin-like connection.
>Marriage
Possible, just don't like the idea of involving government into private affairs.
>Children
Eh. I don't think I'd make a good father, I'd be strict, hyper-vigilant and downright paranoid due to trauma.
But I could try under dire circumstances.
>Pets
Well, if you have a pet, of course it's no problem. Getting a new one, though... that would take some serious thinking, due to, again, trauma.
#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
Medium/high?
>Kinks
Too many and too niche. Mostly have to do with worship. I'm not a good dom at all.
>Limits
Cuck shit or any other kind of non-monogamy.

CONTACT
>Discord
spawnofhalloween
>Telegram
@AlliedMasterPC

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21 M Scotland
I am told I have a feminine face however I am a little tubby and am not able to shave body hair right now although ideally Id like to.

I keep my face cleanly shaved tho

I am very into all sorts of artforms but primarily I like vidya and music. Id like to make my own art some day. I already make my own music and am trying to learn how to draw.

I am a submissive person and would love to have someone dominant and assertive (I do not mind if you are shy at first thats cute but as long as you have the capability to dominate me rwguibiugrbrgu)

Dream partner would some sort of twinky or feminine guy. Im not picky between either of them but I would absolutely pick a twink over an amazon basics femboy. Theyd have just the right amount of muscle preferable abs and a nice strong chest for me to cuddle into. No facial hair and preferably no body hair but I do not mind a little body hair so long as it is not unkempt.

Theyd have a similar sense of humour to ma good mix of sending shitposts as well as developing injokes. I aboslutely would not want them to send me mainstream shit or use mianstream lingo like "fr" "naaahh bro" or anything like that.

My favourite game is deltarune so massive bonus points if they like deltarune too!

theyd preferably be a little smarter than me. It is hard to take dominant behaviour from dumb people seriously.

Political views would be somewhat balanced. Mainly left leaning but no culture war twitter bullshit Id call it centre leaning left :p

Id still wanna be edgy and stuff hehe

Obv this is ideals but if u think ur somewhat close to any of this come say hi! X3 wohrorgwnigrwiwrih

discord: benna_bee

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#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
2X/F/Asia/Straight
>Physical Description
5'nothing, light skin, small. I exercise sometimes.
>Facial and Hair Description
I have a round face and straight black hair.
>Style Description
Oversized hoodies. Tanktops and shorts for lounging at home.
>Personality
I am said to be soft, gentle and polite.
>Biggest strengths
I have this autistic ability where I can lock in and don't stop until I finish the thing.
>Biggest flaws
I can be pretty detached, most things don't hold my interest.
>Hobbies
Reading dense text, indie games, looking at pretty things, listening to anything
>Favourite music genres
Alternative, video game soundtracks, and /shugazi/
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic
>Biggest goal in life
Company till the end, that's it.
>Quickest way to your heart
Paying attention to the little things

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
20s-30s/M/Anywhere
>Physical Description
Fit and taller than me, which isn't asking much
>Facial and Hair Description
Clean shaven, and well-kept hair if you can manage it
>Style Description
Nothing overly flashy or feminine
>Personality
Compassionate, devoted and respectful
>Religion / Spirituality
Doesn't have to be religious
>Traits you're not attracted to
Arrogance, dismissiveness, dishonesty
>Dealbreakers
Betrayal, cruelty and inconsistency

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>>35276480
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Fully committed or nothing. I don't do half-hearted.
>Physical affection level
Cuddly and very intimate, though let's keep it low-key when we're out
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Strictly monogamous, no sharing. You're all mine and I'm all yours.
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Leaning towards trad, but we don't need to conform to typical roles
>Independence / Togetherness
I like closeness, but I also value having our own lives outside the relationship
>Marriage
I'd love to get married someday
>Children
Let's start a family!
>Pets
We can have one or two small animals

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
It will depend on how much I like you
>Kinks
Idk, we'll find out
>Limits
As long as there's consent

>CONTACT
I'd like to see your post before reaching out.

#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
35/M/Europe/Straight
>Physical Description
189CM, broad shoulders, muscular
>Facial and Hair Description
Short cut hair (balding), short cut facial hair
>Style Description
jeans and shirt usually
>Personality
I put the people close to me the highest. People who have been with me for a long time I try to do everything for because I feel I can be myself with them. To people I don't know I try to be courteous and friendly.
>Biggest strengths
I landed my dream job by never giving up. Learning a new field and getting my first job because I gave it my all. I give my all for the things I want.
>Biggest flaws
Not sure, maybe I'm too harsh on myself. I also can act too harshly and apologize later. It's something I want to get better at.
>Hobbies
Games, anime, nerdy stuff.
I guess I should also put working out here but it's less a hobby than me just not wanting to get fat.
I like going on hikes but other than on Japan trips with my out of country friends I haven't done much of it lately.
>Favourite music genres
Metal, Techno, vidya music, love the Nier soundtrack
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic
>Biggest goal in life
Own a company, make games I like while living where I want
>Quickest way to your heart
Show me that you care about me by remembering things about me.


#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
24+/F/Wherever
>Physical Description
Shorter than me (not hard)
Ideally C-cup or lower
Some level of physical fitness
>Facial and Hair Description
No prefference
>Style Description
No real preference but I do enjoy seeing the girl I love in pretty dresses sometmes even if it's just for me.
>Personality
Positive and kind
Open and easy to talk to
>Religion / Spirituality
Ideally agnostic but as long as it's not a part of the relationship I don't mind
>Traits you're not attracted to
People who always see the negatives,
People who assume the worst,
People who can't be trusted,
People who can't trust
>Dealbreakers
Tattoos, already has a child

>>35276956
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
I want to be there for her and she there for me. I want to be always honest with eachother without being cruel. I want trust to always be there no matter what. Trust is the most important thing to me.
>Physical affection level
Lots of cuddles, kisses, gentle pets. Not necessarily outside but if I really want a hug or a kiss I will make it known.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Mono, I only want the one I love.
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
I don't care much. Whatever works for us.
>Independence / Togetherness
As long as trust is there I'm fine. But I want to be together of course.
>Marriage
Yes
>Children
Maybe
>Pets
I love pets

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
I'd say medium but it could go high depending on the partner. If she knows how to push my buttons.
>Kinks
Cosplay and lingerie
>Limits
They exist
The obvious ones

>CONTACT
Discord: metaken00

#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
21/M/Scotland
>Physical Description
5'10, Athletic but not muscular
>Facial and Hair Description
Short brown hair, brown eyes
>Style Description
Comfort / practicality over style
>Personality
Bit of a goofball, but can get into quite deep discussions
>Biggest strengths
I'm posting on 4chan, you think I have strengths!
>Biggest flaws
Workaholic, socially weird
>Hobbies
Anything to do with cars or rugby
>Favourite music genres
Punk, Skacore
>Religion / Spirituality
Atheist
>Biggest goal in life
To enjoy it before it ends
>Quickest way to your heart
Literally not being a complete asshole to me, I'm easily pleased


#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
20-30 F, ideally UK but can make an exception for the right person
>Physical Description
Literally don't be morbidly obese, I'd Rather not have you die aged 36
>Facial and Hair Description
Don't care
>Style Description
Also don't care
>Personality
Just be chill, be someone to vibe with
>Religion / Spirituality
Don't care, just don't be preachy about it
>Traits you're not attracted to
Acting like your the best thing since sliced bread
>Dealbreakers
Not being able to have a laugh
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Whatever happens, happens
>Physical affection level
Depends on the distance
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Doesn't really matter to me
>Independence / Togetherness
I appreciate my own personal space, but I ain't keeping locked away
>Marriage
For the right person
>Children
Unsure
>Pets
Only if it's a cat

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
Medium - high
>Kinks
Will share later
>Limits
Anything related to shit
>CONTACT
Disc - ayden546

>>35276480
Are you over 24?
If yes add me on disc

Perfect partner
>shes black or hispanic
>shes a bit mean to me
>she wants to fuck other people
>shes okay with me hitting her

shes perfect

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ABOUT YOU
Chinese male in his 20s who lives in the western world and carries an appearance of a man bearing such description.
Simple cut, clean shaven, dresses plainly.
My personality is one in which I am cheerful even when expressing disappointment.
I enjoy sports, simple games, and reading.
My music preferences vary depending on how I am feeling.
I identify as Christian.
My lifelong goal is to gain knowledge and understanding: the quickest way to my heart is to convince me that you provide a source of insight and novel information.
DREAM PARTNER
Female whose age is less than 30 years: location insignificant apart from upbringing.
Physical appearance that does not make me feel sorry for her
Personality that recognizes her own importance
Professes Christianity
Someone who acts out of intention
Someone in whom I can place my trust to make decisions on my behalf
I dont expect all of these but we must be able to hold a pleasant conversation
RELATIONSHIP
Normal
CONTACT
soup_enthusiast0

leto i arbaleti

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#ABOUT YOU
5'11/White/Muscular. Short beard, conventionally attractive. Thinning hair (neat/not noticeable).
Smart/business casual: tailored button-downs/blouses & dark jeans. Clean & structured.
Charismatic in groups, soft/protective 1-on-1. Patient & driven, but overthinks under pressure.
Strengths: Perseverance, relentless work ethic.
Flaws: Mood swings, burnt out/apathetic at times.
Spiritual, value-driven; love magic, whimsy, and moral grounding over space politics.
Goal: No regrets.
Way to heart: Sharp wit & intelligent banter.

#DREAM PARTNER
Uterus-haver. Pale, dark hair.
Preppy noir, dark formalwear, clean dark academia. Neat, elegant, classic.
Quietly proud, cunning, smart, reserved, fiercely loyal. Enjoys banter, mental sparring & low-key downtime.
Spiritual/theist leaning. Values morals & whimsy over internet noise.
Dealbreakers: Loud/attention-seeking, superficial, dishonest, lack of empathy/self-control, hedonism & deadly sins.

#RELATIONSHIP
Dynamic: Us vs the world, mutual devotion, playful power struggles. High trust, zero cheap drama.
Affection: Very private in public, deeply affectionate behind closed doors.
Monogamous & Non-Traditional (building our own rules/world together).
Togetherness: High independent co-existence. Respect space/ambition, always helping each other win.
Marriage: Only for systemic benefits. | Children: Open | Pets: Animals that don't eat their own fluids.

#SEXUALITY
Demi (medium libido). Only aroused by personality.
Kinks: Praise, light power play/gentle dominance, restraint, high intimacy.
Limits: Porn users, sex toy owners, non-virgins won't match well.

She doesn't exist & definitely isn't here. Just filled this in for fun.

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>>35278190
>describes self as conventionally attractive
>beard
>"thinning hair but not noticable"
>"spiritual"
yup. that's a redditor.

>>35263823
>ASL
Late 20s/M/USA
>About you
Bearish white man, average height, normie tier looks. Mix of terminally online hobbies like anime and games as well as more active and creative ones. Musician, interested in and pretty knowledgeable on theory and composition
>Looking for
A chud/incel adjacent tranny or femboy with which to hang out, maybe watch things or play games together, and pursue a relationship. Bonus points if you enjoy avatarfagging as depressed-looking anime girls and possess a flat affect even over text.
>Not looking for
Utterly nonpassing ogres (somewhat clocky = OK), libtards, actual gooners, underaged, browns, blacks, drug addicts
>Discord
bl1nd_dragon

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I have omitted things I find not relevant/would like to not be evaluated regarding.
>ASL Orientation
late 20s/nb/mtf/US
>Personality
This varies heavily depending on context, more than most, I would say. I am generally analytical, curious, introspective, and anxious or neurotic. I can be quite caring, but that takes some time. Also open minded.
>Biggest strengths
I am quite consistent (in some ways, I do have my emotional episodes) and dependable. I have maintained very long interactions from here in the past, and I try hard if I perceive the other person is.
>Biggest flaws
I am conventionally boring/passionless. This does not mean I do not try in conversation.
>Hobbies
I like to talk to people on 4chan, read manga, listen to vocaloid music, and pursue my studies.
>Religion / Spirituality
N/A
>Quickest way to your heart
In a shallow manner, to be controlling in a tasteful manner or more one to take charge. Otherwise, effort over a long period. There is not really a quick way to this and I am rather slow with these things.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
As long as they are an adult I do not care.
>Personality
Patient, serious, talkative, curious, open minded, a little bit of mean-ness does not hurt, and I like emotional people. I appreciate very different qualities of people, though, there is not some set in stone person.
>Traits you're not attracted to
Caring overly about physical things, "it's not that deep", very shortened responses or emoji spam, probably a lot.
>Dealbreakers
Cannot talk at least once a day for a tiny bit. Doesn't open up.

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
I am not super picky about this. I would highly like to pick each other's brains or analyze each other, though.
>Physical affection level
I do not care, I am comfortable with long distance.
>Independence / Togetherness
I would like something very very codependent.

#SEXUALITY
This is not particularly relevant, I am pansexual, though.

>CONTACT
bittertasting

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>>35263823
>ABOUT YOU
23 M Romania

Pale White, around 175cm tall, broad shoulders, average body

youngish looking, somewhat sharp features, dark eyes, mid fade brown hair, shaved, qt enough to enjoy the privilege to be approached

alt streetwear, casual

edgy, ambitious, sarcastic nonchalant, joke a lot, crazy in the good sense, affectionate, respectful, patient, protective

Quite resillent, hella easy going and to vibe with, good peer supporter, caring, loyalty

Overthinking, getting easily burnt out and socially impotent when shit hits the fan

Underground, post-punk, dark wave, shoegaze, grunge, hardtekk

Fashion, video games mostly shooters, paranormal n metaphysics, military stuff, anime, politics, history, gym, combat sports, trading and business stuff

Escaping wagecuckery and being 1st millionaire in my bloodline

Being made to feel valued, getting attention and treating me like you knew me for 5 years but actually we knew for 5 seconds, i like to see people's true personality I don't get creeped out

>ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
18-22 Female

short, pale skin especially beige ivory or pale olive

Roundy face or anything similar with soft features, almond shaped eyes, dark/green/blue eyes, medium or short hair

Eccentric, talks a lot randomly, laughs a lot, caring, affectionate, has self respect, obsessed clingy needy type, if non-white Euroboo

>Dealbreakers
Obese, beta orbiter collector, plenty of male friends, non-virgin, nude poster

>RELATIONSHIP
Very close, fully committed, harmonious with that best friends energy having more fun roasting each other, acting stupid and unfiltered doing all kind of stuff

High I also like play-fighting, sometimes I may need my own space and give you less attention as I get fixated on my plans

Mono

Not a fan of gender roles or independence, I like cooperation and efficiency

>SEXUALITY
medium-high Libido

>Religion, Marriage,Children,Pets, Kinks, Limits
Let's chat about those ones and ask more


>CONTACT
exxtraneus

>ASL
28/M/USA
>About you
Semi-NEET, burnt out on my creative aspirations though not given up on them fully, tremendously unhealthy lifestyle. I have a very magnetic personality at times, but that's becoming tougher to maintain as the years go by. Regardless, I'd say my baseline social skills are far above average for /soc/. No point in not throwing a Hail Mary and see if I have any success
>Looking for
KHHV biologically female future wife
>Not looking for
Other things.
>Discord
equinox_vi

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>>35263823

>Sex
Male /m/

>Description

Looking for a bisexual, straight or even lesbian girl (biological female) who is into 2D loli, and wants a relationship/family with a man. Contact me at rel587@protonmail.com

I am wealthy, come from a good family and some attractive women have found me good looking. Not larping, I just want to find someone who is like me, but that has been almost impossible.

If you want to contact me anonymously, just make a protonmail. It won't ask you to use a phone number nor alternate email account.

Please only contact me if: You like video games and play pretty much every day, you like anime, you read books

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>ASL
20 M CA

>Phys
White 5’7 Slight fat/Muscle Formerly severe/Currently medium acne

I'm a bit overweight, but I think it's distributed well, taking muscle into consideration

I'll send SFW pics if asked

>Hair
Beard,BRN hair

I have unusual hair that grows out into an afro kinda, but straight instead of curly. It's too long right now, usually I have a buzz cut

>Prsnl
I'm conflicted, an idealist and optimist in some ways, pessimistic in others

I'm a dreamer to a childish extent, but when I think about my life, my optimism crashes immediately

I'm a virgin NEET, not by choice. I've tried to get a job, but had no luck

I'm very lonely. I am isolated, and it's beginning to feel maddening

>Str
I can discuss many topics, casual or deep, my versatility may provide interesting company. I also have free time to talk

>Flaw
My flaws physically are my height and acne

My flaws in life are that I'm antisocial, unemployed, living with family, and have no purpose

Other than my acne, I think I'm okay looks wise. Such a little thing feels like it ruins a lot else in life

>Hby
Video games Music Old movies Anime

I watch old movies because it's like traveling to a time I'm more interested in

I like music, listening and creating. I'm not skilled yet, but I'm learning the banjo

I make lists for things I like. I have a list of movie recs, and I could share my MAL account, it may be fun to discuss

>Rlg
Christian

>Goal
I believe I'm a failed normie, I would be more social if I could go back in time

I want to live an average, “boring” life. If I could get a job and a loyal woman, I don't need anything else

>Rltn
I want to be a man who provides, but am currently unable

I always hold the door open for my mother and help pay rent when I can (sometimes I do small day jobs if I get the chance), I also help my neighbor, who is an elderly woman, with yard/handyman work

If I could provide for a woman, I would try my hardest, currently I just do as much as I can

disc: bor_ko.

>>35267430
I will bump. Usually don’t but I am lonely

>asl
21 / M / Spain
>About you
I'm a traditional Catholic but I don't larp like it's the 1950s, I'm just your regular zoomer.

I'm into: hanging out and talking, walking and nature, watching movies and shows and youtube, voicecalling, videogames, classic literature, art, the Middle Ages, folklore and stories, philosophy, humor, singing and dancing, electronic and underground music.

>what you would provide to the relationship
being a husband
>what you would like in a partner
I seek a christian girl that's just unique and unapologetically herself. "Not a normie" I guess. Preferably into homeschooling
>contact
discord: icarlycath
telegram: babilomba

i didn't fill it out but some of these are very specific i don't think romance works like that ("I need a brunette of X heigh"t)

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> me
34M Northeast USA, heterosexual “bear”, 6’1”, deep voice, pale, hairy, messy brown hair + nerd glasses, look younger than I am. Live alone with a little dog and cat who are my pack.

> hobbies/work
Old (mostly) films, animu and vidya, which are my hobbies and sometimes also my work. Recent viewing highlights: films by Kiyoshi Kurosawa, Ernst Lubitsch, Michael Mann; saw the Revolutionary Girl Utena movie, loved it, and would love to find a fan to Utenapill me properly. Recent gaming: The Silver Case, Baten Kaitos, OG FF7, Pokemon FireRed, BioShock, MGS Delta. Fav music genres include dark electronic/industrial, alt rock, jazz and classical. Write irregularly, want to learn more about a lot of topics: music, literature, art, philosophy, history, religion.

> personality
How tf does a person describe their own personality and not have it be bullshit? I’m shy but opinionated, not too easily trusting but get very attached when I like someone — for the girl who has my heart I’m fiercely protective and blushingly submissive in about equal measure. I have some mental health issues and I don’t mind if you do (trauma bonding is great), so long as we both communicate clearly and care about bettering ourselves.

> religion
Jewish (not religious, but if that’s a dealbreaker steer clear)

> dream partner
Younger and smaller than me to some degree (not hard), creative and curious, empathetic and kind, articulate and emotionally intense, good taste and aesthetically thoughtful but also a degenerate nerd, high libido but capable of being wholesome and affectionate about it. Won’t pretend looks don’t matter but I will almost certainly fall in love with your words, voice and aesthetics before anything.

> dealbreakers
Garbage taste, extreme rudeness/ghosting, ideological dogmatism or hatred, being *excessively* physically or mentally unhealthy, not being biologically female (sorry)

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> relationship
Start out chatting, move to VC and playing/watching/reading things together, maybe help each other with creative projects; graduate to cute nature walks, museum dates, cool movie screenings in the city and weekends of snuggling/gaming. I have intense feelings when I allow myself to feel; if I love you I’ll want to be there for you, protect you and share just about everything with you. I’m a gentle switch and would ideally be able to express my dominant and submissive sides both emotionally and erotically. Someday I’d like to make babies with someone precious to me, but in no hurry. I care more about emotional than sexual monogamy; if we get serious of course I’ll probably expect some kind of exclusivity, but let’s just say I’ve at least wondered about certain non-monogamous arrangements, especially if you’re into women.

> sexuality
My libido varies wildly, but when I really like someone I’m ravenous and love to have that energy matched. Not sure how specific to get about kinks here… I’m broadly vanilla but have some special weaknesses for uhhh, hairy and queer girls. Visual + verbal about sex, love to probe each other psychologically and find ways to make sex as pleasurable and healing for one another as possible.

> Discord
frozenflame1917

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30/M/Quebec
>About You
I have a lot of interests, cooking, reading (been into jung a lot recently), cycling, sailing, the outdoors, I’m sure we can find something in common. I'm 5'10 kind of a bigger guy but have still been told im attractive and have a good voice. I've traveled a lot all over the world, work remote, and do a lot of cool stuff i think
>Looking for
Someone to chat with, I'm kinda new to my city and only have a few friends, relationships havent been working out. I feel like I cant fully relate to normies and have been lacking connection recently.
>Not looking for.
people who can’t hold a conversation.
>Discord
lolletet

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>ASL Orientation
28, male, straight
>Physical Description
175cm, 58kg, in good shape because i exercise, kinda pale, everyone says i look asian for some reason
>Facial and Hair Description
glasses, i have high cheek bones, with a slim face, usually clean shaved or with a 3 day stubble at most. My hair is like medium lenght, very black and straight, some say i've anime hair
>Style Description
nothing crazy, usualy black or blue jeans and a shirt, sweater and or jacket during winter, i do always tuck my shirt under my pants,i like the tuck
>Personality
volcel, quiet to the people i don't know, much more sociable to the people i like and trust, but i always try to be polite
>Biggest strengths
responsability is something i value greatly, so i try to be a man of my word, also always very punctual, i hate being late
>Biggest flaws
Not very patient, i don't react violently but i cannot hide the annoyance in my face if someone is being loud
>Hobbies
old videogames, tinkering with machines, cultivating seeds, philosophy and i want to learn carpentry
>Favourite music genres
i mostly like ambient music but i do like a lot of David Bowie songs
>Religion
techinically catholic but it was never a topic in my house. I'd like to learn more
>Biggest goal in life
having a wife and children, i already have a stable job and finished college so there is not much else
>Quickest way to your heart
be nice to me

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
18-25, Female, either hispanic or white
>Physical Description
not fat, not too short (below 155cm), no tattoos or piercings
>Facial and Hair Description
faces are hard to describe but in regard to hair, i really like when girls wear a ponytail
>Style Description
dress femenine, i really dislike when women wear yoga pants and look like slobs
>Personality
sweet, femenine, caring
>Religion
Christian, or like me
>Traits you're not attracted to
loud people
>Dealbreakers
not virgin, tattoos, drinker, smoker, doesn't want kids

Contact
blornop6400 on discord

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#ABOUT ME
30 M, straight. Tall, a bit fit, strong. Sometimes I wear my hair long, sometimes shorter, I might have stubble or be clean shaven. I usually dress casually, but I like wearing nice clothes, sometimes people even compliment my style. I'm a lonely nerdy introverted person, I might seem cold, but I can also be warm and kind

>Biggest strengths
Stress resilience, I'm understanding and caring
>Biggest flaws
I'm a bit asocial, not very talkative

My hobbies are cooking, anime, video games, books. Favourite music genres are Industrial Metal and Gothic Rock. Quickest way to my heart is to giving me love and attention


#ABOUT MY DREAM PARTNER
18-40 from anywhere. I prefer slender or even fit women. I’d like to find a cheerful, extroverted girl. I'm not attracted to smokers and trans people

#RELATIONSHIP
I want us to have a lovely relationship full of comfort and romance with a lot of physical affection. Monogamous, I wouldn't mind aiming for marriage or even children

#SEXUALITY
>Libido
I would say my libido is normal, not very high
>Kinks
I am open to exploring this world together, I want to turn your desires into reality

>CONTACT
afendoro

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26 m gay
just someone to read and watch movies with
seculari

ABOUT YOU
>ASL: 31/F/SC, demisexual, seeking M. Widowed mom of twins.
>Physical: 5'4, curvy/plus-size, mixed Black/white.
>Face/hair: Blue eyes, glasses, short dark curls.
>Style: Comfy, thrifted, feminine, slightly witchy.
>Personality: Introverted, sarcastic, goofy, affectionate, loyal
>Strengths: Resilient, independent, caring, honest, protective.
>Flaws: Stubborn, can get anxious, needs reassurance at times
>Hobbies: Thrifting, flea markets, crystals/astrology, horror, indie horror games, VTMB, Persona, Dragon Age.
>Music: Anything that sounds good desu, will send spotify
>Spirituality: Spiritual/open-minded.
>Goal: A peaceful, stable life for me and my kids, and love again.
>My heart: Consistency, humor, communication, thoughtfulness, being good with my kids.
DREAM PARTNER
>ASL: 30-43/M, SC/NC preferably but open to other states close by
>Physical: Taller, masculine, broad/solid or dad bod. Hygiene > abs.
>Face/hair: Kind eyes, nice smile, beard preferred.
>Style: Clean, casual, masculine.
>Personality: Mature, funny, affectionate, consistent, loyal, protective not controlling, provider-minded.
>Spirituality: Anything respectful.
>Turnoffs: Arrogant, flaky, passive, unavailable, hypersexual, rude.
>Dealbreakers: Poly/ENM, cheating, lying, anger/addiction issues, sees me having kids as baggage, can't handle me being widowed.
RELATIONSHIP
>Dynamic: Best friends/lovers/teammates. Traditional-ish, not "unpaid servant" traditional lol.
>Affection: A lot of that once comfortable.
>Monogamy: Strict.
>Traditional: Mostly/provider-minded.
>Independence: Close, but with our own hobbies/alone time.
>Marriage: Yes eventually.
>Children: Have twins, open to more but i'd want to be a stay at home mom again, must want a real family role.
>Pets: black lab
SEXUALITY
>Libido: Medium, connection-dependent.
>Kinks: Praise, affection, feeling desired, light dominance with trust.
>Limits: No thirds, humiliation, serious pain, coercion, or boundary pushing.

>CONTACT: rosiegoldens

>Early 30s M/F alt couple in the PNW
>Shaggy cottagecore vibes.
>Laid back stoners with a mid 90s sensibility of modern PC culture.
>Dive bar crawlers, musicians, artists, tent pitching road trippers, psychonautical adventurers, karaoke artists and lovers of the Dionysian lifestyle.
>Metalheads in general, though not nearly a comprehensive categorization
> Not atheist/Other
>Biggest goal in life- Build a homestead.

>YOU
> mid 20s to early 30s, any gender
> physical fitness not necessary but capable of braving a 5 mile hike now and then
>light body hair welcome
> able to hold down a job
> sense of humor, able to move past your insecurities
>Religion / Spirituality not important, just dont be a militant.
>Not looking for hard drug users, or insatiable gooners. If you support Trump, we probably won't get along.
>Dealbreakers- sympathetic views toward Naziism, overly derogatory racial humor.


>#RELATIONSHIP
>>Relationship dynamic variable
>>Physical affection level high
>>Non-Traditional ENM/ Household Monogamy.
>>Live together, forever and ever.
>>Potential (symbolic, though not legal) Marriage
>>No children
>>Many Pets

>>ASL - 25/M/USA(EST Area)

I know looking for your best friend on /soc/ is probably the stupidest shit ever but lets do this, I need that long term ride or die

Here is a bit about me
>>Me
Small 4 inch penis
Loves porn and humiliation for my size
Currently studying engineering and working full time in the tech field
Interested in all things tech/nerdy/vidya games/some anime whatnot
Trying to become an even more addicted pornosexual
Looking for a goon daddy to help me stroke my tiny pp every day ideally to only the pornographic images he sends me.
Love non nude, bbc, joi, big booty girls, clothing, censored/beta safe, sph, joi - and really anything daddy decides is appropriate for me!
I also should hopefully be able to voice and cam more, still not super regularly but hopefully soon if we get close and you're not insane!

And here is what I am looking for!
>>You
Hung (ideally 7+ inches)
Older or same age as me
Some similar interests as me
(USA) Same or similar time zone as me
Native or fully fluent english speaker
Interested in this prospect
Enjoys feeding porn images to losers like me!
A desire to own a tiny penis goon slave who will jerk off at your beck and call
And someone who genuinely wants to be long term friends!

Again, the really most important things I am looking for is mainly someone interested in feeding and forcing me to be more and more pathetic and addicted to the porn you decide is appropriate for my tiny penis which again I think is fully clothed women! As well as just you being excited and interested in forming a genuine friendship!

Please be enthusaistic, interested in talking, and yourself! Add me on discord and tell me a bit about yourself and ask me any questions you may have!

>>Discord: lilbrim

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18 f cali + blasian (haitian and filipino)

> PHYSICAL
i’m on the slender side (115 - 120lbs). i keep in shape + hit the gym to obtain a good figure though !! my hair’s currently short in layers but i wear it curly every now and then when i don’t feel bothered styling it. i love wearing skirts, shorts, and dresses lots — basically anything that’s feminine.

> LOOKING FOR
more friends, close friends, possibly more ??

> INTERESTS
charlotte, bleach, jjba, clannad, jjk, gachiakuta, higurashi, kagurabachi, another, soul eater, reading classic lit, marvel / dc comics, buck-tick, all things shibuya kei, 80s music, drawing, vns, making crafts + more

> PERSONALITY
i’m honestly very shy, as i am autistic. i may not text long messages, but i adore listening to others talk or rant about whatever is on their mind. i consider the fact that i get embarrassed easily to be my biggest flaw T__T however, i’m passionate about my interests and adaptable when it comes to learning about other’s interests !!

> YOU ??
just don’t be insensitive or sarcastic T__T i truly struggle trying to comprehend tones over text and i’m prone to beating myself up about it. i don’t have a preference for race, just be kind

> CONTACT
fluttershyeffect

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18 f cali asian + latina

>Physical
I have a softer body type and features -- I'm around 150 ish or so lbs and I'm about 5'3. I have light skin and long, straight, dark brown hair. I'm a total girly girl and i have a preference for 2000's -esque fashion ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱

>Personality
I'm honestly shy but with the ppl i love I'm a total ditz. I'm fun-loving, bubbly, affectionate and sensitive at heart. I'm sort of a blabber mouth at times and i may or may not type in huge paragraphs (⌒_⌒;) i think overall I'm an openminded sort of person who can get along with pretty much anyone!!

>Interests
I'm a total homebody and in my spare time i love to listen to music, hang with friends, draw, watch videos, read and thrift. i love all sorts of music including house, techno, 80's pop and rock, oldies music, and genuinely just about anything. i love going down rabbit holes and watching either videos or documentaries about random things. Somehow I'm simultaneously drawn to both the cute and weirder things in life.

>Looking for
definitely something romantic and long term either from the US or anywhere else I'm totally fine with a long distance relationship ᕱ ⑅ ᕱ

>You?
ideally, I'm interested in older white men who are also taller than me
>Personality
I'm really interested in a dominant, level headed kind of guy. someone serious and mature but ultimately engaging and caring for me and what i have to say. i love guys who show equal enthusiasm and honestly i don't mind not sharing similar hobbies as long as we are compatible in other respects
>Not looking for
ultra conservative men, people who are rude or insensitive or just people unwilling to engage in any meaningful conversation

> Relationship dynamic
I'd like a daddy who can take on a guiding, nurturing role within the relationship as I'm pretty submissive ᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈꒱১ and I'd like for us to be able to talk abt really anything
purely monogamous as well!!

>discord
hikikoyuri

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Me:
>ASL
22 female Germany, straight
>Physical
148cm, short dark brown hair (gonna dye black one day) and black eyes, pale af, big butt, small tits, chubby w some muscle, 4/10 face
>Style
black and comfy, goth/tomboy/ whatever I find for 2 bucks per t-shirt
>Personality
smart, funny, creative, introverted. Bit of a yandere, once I'm obsessed with someone I'd die for them in a heartbeat. Adrenaline junkie, mostly sweet but have some psychopathic and adhd traits.
>Strengths
really good at languages and arts (I speak 7 languages, 4 of em native level and 1 fluent)
jack of all trades
educated ( bachelor in business psychology)
willing to do all chores for someone I love and give em kisses/hugs/bjs/hjs and take care of em
>Flaws
fat, flat, sweaty, pees every 2 hours tops, crazy backstory that would traumatize a normie
>Hobbies
gaming (Blue Protocol, Genshin, HSR, sometimes Brawlhalla etc), anime mainly isekai, growing dragonfruit, embroidery/dressmaking, yt channel
>Fav music genres
mainly rock and pop
>Religion / Spirituality
satanist/hellenist
>Life Goals
roof overhead, capri sun monster alarm, fries, sushi and internet, get married in 1-3 years, stay healthy n die at 50

Dream partner:
>ASL
Male between 20 and 39 (ideally 25ish), EU, straight
>Physical
blonde, blue eyes, chubby
>Style
any
>Personality
smart, obsessive, gamer
>Religion
atheist, pagan or satanist
>Unattractive: having debt, dark skin, indian accent, cheating, physical/emotional abuse, too skinny/muscular, over 190cm
>Dealbreakers
over 40, drug user/smoker, glasses, physical disabilities or chronic illnesses (anything that needs meds or assistive devices), schizo/ocd/self-harm, tattoos/piercings

#Relationship
>looking for long term monogamous relationship, later marriage + living together

#Sexuality
>Libido
relatively low but will do nearly anything for the right person
>Kinks
dunno, am a virgin
>Limits
Won't do anything scat or pee related
No penetration until I get a hysterectomy
>Discord
karael_alt

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Lonely..

#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
28/M/EU Straight
>Physical Description
Bulky built, I grow muscular mass but also fat very easily, currently trying to maximise the former while shedding the latter
>Facial and Hair Description
Hitlerjugend cut, trying to find a beard style
>Style Description
I normally dress comfy and functional, I usually go with black and shades of green, camo, politically charged and/or fash rock bands t-shirts
>Personality
I'm actually a softie, I was described as funny and safe by the only person.
>Biggest strengths
loyalty, honesty, empathy, kindness, idealism
>Biggest flaws
prone to anxiety, depressed, wounded self-esteem (currently trying to repair it), idealism
>Hobbies
Militaria collecting, metal detecting, sword fencing, MMA, tank model-building, wargaming (both pc and tabletop).
>Favourite music genres
Classical, folk, military marches, Oi!
>Religion / Spirituality
Roman Catholic
>Biggest goal in life
To be happy, to do something that will matter to the world
>Quickest way to your heart
Be Yukari Akiyama from Girls und Panzer. Jokes aside, it's got to be high compatibility and shared passions and worldviews.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
<28/F/EU or UK
>Physical Description
anything except super fat, would like if shorter than me.
>Facial and Hair Description
I love neck-length hair with bangs
>Style Description
Something similar to me, I need a girl who likes wearing camo
>Personality
Sweet, kind; just nothing caustic or abrasive
>Religion / Spirituality
Prefer if Christian, ok with Agnostics
>Dealbreakers
Lack of commitment, opportunistic behaviour, distance in passions and values.

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Strength into similarities and shared passions, goals and desires; sharing vibes and "culture". Mutual trust and honesty
>Physical affection level
Affectionate
>Independence / Togetherness
Leaning togetherness
>Marriage
Yes
>Children
From 2 to a football team

>CONTACT
Discord: flvffinvicta

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>>35266689
Danggit, perfect post but I'm 31. Almost boys, almost.

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>>35267623
bumping 20/M/northeast USA

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#ABOUT ME
>ASL Orientation
32 | trans MtF | Latin America
>Physical Description
181 cm, 70 kg, light olive skin.
>Facial and Hair Description
black hair, brown eyes, pixie bob haircut.
>Style Description
I love showing off my legs with short shorts.
>Personality
I adore chatting with friends and I am always happy when chatting and spending time with somebody important. Let's get rid of loneliness together, shall we? I want to meet that special something that I will spend hours upon hours chatting with.
>Biggest strengths
I won't lie, and I focus on details nobody has ever noticed before.
>Biggest flaws
I am constantly depressed and insecure.
>Hobbies
I am crazy about my autistic interests such as Neopets. The original site is on borrowed time, so I am pressed to archive EVERYTHING related to it, as well as make my own fan-made version. Lots of drama related to this! Outside of Neopets and friends, I love playing some games (mostly retro, but also CookieRun Ovenbreak and classic MapleStory), going out with friends, prettying myself up with fashion and make-up, and being lewd. Whatever I can write here will never make justice to who I am. You will just have to get to know me! I love chatting for HOURS.
>Favourite music genres
Girly pop bubblegum, regular pop and videogame music. But I have one or two songs I like of every type.
>Religion / Spirituality
Atheist or agnostic. I can't decide yet. I know I hate organised religion though.
>Biggest goal in life
To either become a beautiful model socialite, or to own/"save" the Neopets IP.
>Quickest way to your heart
Attention and money.

[Partner info in next post]

>CONTACT
lilith.slut

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#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Any. Over 25 years old, though (older = better)
>Physical Description
>Facial and Hair Description
You can even be an ugly bastard and you will do great with me.
>Style Description
For men: Masculine style.
For women: Nothing that shows too much skin.
>Personality
As long as we click everything works.
>Religion / Spirituality
None.
>Traits you're not attracted to
-Femboys, non binaries and other trans.
-Attention whores with plenty of followers/friends (that role is taken by me).
-Anyone below 26 years old
>Dealbreakers
-People in relationships.
-People who will keep me as "their little secret".

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Trophy wife
>Physical affection level
Any
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous preferred
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Traditional
>Independence / Togetherness
Togetherness
>Marriage
I wish
>Children
I wish
>Pets
Ideally cats and/or dogs. I would also love more exotic choices like snails.

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
Same as yours
>Kinks
Far too many to list. I love ugly men and ugly women, contrast (me beautiful and you ugly), hairy women, money, etc. For more info about me, check me out in the archives.
>Limits
-Anything that does NOT involve me
-Anything that causes me actual pain.
-Anything involving children.


>CONTACT
lilith.slut

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Probably going nowhere
#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
M 26 (bday soon) EU Bi
>Physical Description
1m81 - 80kg
Narrow shouldered but a bit overweight
>Facial and Hair Description
Brown basic bitch hair, brown basic bitch eyes who cares
>Style Description
Practical but with nice tshirts
>Personality
Nerdy, likes things done quick but will spend hours on another thing. Overly curious and possibly a bird brain.
>Biggest strengths
Can be a wiki on certain topics, can make stuff (music, designs)
>Biggest flaws
Bad sleep, bad memory, bad attention span, overly horny, clingy
>Hobbies
Music, video games (arcade, otoge, rpg, doom like, horror, eroge), collecting (not scalping) JP stuff, conspiracy theories, vtubers and animanga, graphic design, tinkering with tech, trying to get into 3d modeling.
>Favourite music genres
Extreme metal, french touch, vaporwave, J-Rock, trance, speedcore, edm, white girl pop, darksynth, classic rock and some radio stuff
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic
>Quickest way to your heart
Show interest in my hobbies/goals or even better, sharing them

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Over 20 M or F, EU preferably.
>Physical Description
Not obese. Preferably feminine.
>Facial and Hair Description
I don't know really
>Style Description
Anything goes
>Personality
Preferably one that matches mine, curious and eager to learn.
>Religion / Spirituality
Doesn't matter
>Traits you're not attracted to
Preachy, self censoring, cold, no personality.
>Dealbreakers
Too normie, too political, lives through one's own sexuality as a personality, easily offended.

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Idk i just want someone nerdy and nice
>Physical affection level
Yes
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Mono
>Independence / Togetherness
Half half?
>Marriage
Yes
>Children
Yes
#SEXUALITY
>Libido
Absurdly high
>CONTACT
Disc:
koronesamaaaaa

ABOUT YOU
>ASL
31/M/GA
>Physical Description
5'7", 170 lbs, solid build and fit, white, with some visible scars and one tattoo
>Facial and Hair Description
Bald, clean shaven at the moment but I grow a mean beard
>Style Description
Mostly practical and plain casual clothes, sometimes slightly dressy
>Personality
Intense, thoughtful, loyal, disciplined, curious, independent, playful, and warm
>Biggest strengths
Loyalty, competence, honesty, and depth
>Biggest flaws
Difficulty with vulnerability, overvaluing self-sufficiency, intensity, and impatience with perceived helplessness
>Hobbies
Writing, reading, learning Russian, chess, gaming, fitness, skating, music, philosophy and spirituality, and home projects
>Favourite music genres
I listen to almost anything except rap, but I especially like post-punk and dream pop
>Biggest goal in life
Stability
>Quickest way to your heart
Long, deep conversations; being cute and soft; and sharing some of my interests while having interests of your own

DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
25-38/F/doesn't matter but southeastern US gets bonus points
>Physical Description
I prefer someone fit and am not attracted to very overweight women, other than that I'm not picky. I'm a sucker for a nice nose though
>Style Description
As long as you are clean and put together it doesn't matter much
>Personality
Warm, intelligent, curious, playful, affectionate, loyal, emotionally open, somewhat shy or nerdy, independent, and capable of deep conversation
>Traits you're not attracted to
Materialism, superficiality, lack of curiosity, chronic negativity, attention-seeking, poor hygiene, and having no interests of her own
>Dealbreakers
Any drug use is the biggest dealbreaker. Also dishonesty, disloyalty, non-monogamy, mistreating children or animals, and refusing to communicate

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>>35310574

RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
A relationship that is calm, comfortable, and passionate. We should be warm, playful, affectionate, and emotionally close, with deep conversations and plenty of teasing. We should both want to care for and support each other, and be willing to talk through conflicts and misunderstandings. I am ok with long distance relationships and know how to make one work
>Physical affection level
Pretty high, though it can sometimes take me some time
>Monogamous
Strictly
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
An equal partnership with a traditional lean
>Independence / Togetherness
A lot of affection and shared time, while both people maintain interests and competence of their own
>Marriage
Eventually
>Children
I have 3 and could be open to more with the right person
>Pets
I love animals, any pets are welcome

SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
Medium, depending on the person and connection
>Kinks
Nothing in particular. I’m a fairly boring guy
>Limits
Nothing too rough and no BDSM

I am straight and only open to biological women

>Telegram: @TooBigRabbits
I pretty much exclusively use telegram but if you really wanna you can use my email: TooBigRabbits@protonmail

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29 m UK, gay twinkish bottom. I'm 5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, smooth, and white.

I am very left wing and I'm looking for a white, right wing guy who is interested in dating.

I can be sub and I prefer masc, dom-leaning guys.

I really believe opposites attract and there's something special about having romantic feelings about someone you'd usually hate.

Ideally looking for something meaningful, and would prefer UK based but open to further afield.

Drop me a message:
Discord: keepmeonurradar
Telegram: twb96
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#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
26 f California

>Physical Description
Beautiful goblin bbw lady with giant bazoongas and long jet black hair. Very squishy and soft but I can still lift.

>Facial and Hair Description
I have bushy eyebrows I've been wanting to shave off. I have a Mohawk with bangs and two side pieces of hair but it's grown out. Going to get the sides reshaved soon.

>Style Description
2000s grunge/emo mixed with clown drag bimbo aesthetic. Very y2k meets modern drag.

>Personality
Very aggressive and mean, but also attentive and sweet. I want to be a nice person but a lifetime of abuse makes it hard to know how. I always accidentally choose the worst dialogue options and have my whole life. I know most people wish people were non judgemental and bothered to take the time to understand them and pay attention to how they work and think. I will actually do that for you, but the catch is I'm the weirdest most socially unacceptable person you've ever met.

>Biggest strengths
Grief and depression counseling. Being comforting and compassionate. Knowing what to do in high stress personal situations.

>Biggest flaws
EXTREMELY PARANOID. Distrustful. If you've done one bad thing to me once it proves everything negative I've ever thought in my bpd depression worldview.

>Hobbies
Vivarium building, taking care of cute exotic pets, drinking, retro videogames, movie snobbery, listening to my fav music and having one person parties.

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>Religion / Spirituality
Non denominational Christian. I've actually legit psychically met Jesus and follow his personal example (although poorly).

>Biggest goal in life
Internally to be less reactive so I have more peace. Externally to have a desert ostrich/cactus farm.

>Quickest way to your heart
Laugh at my jokes and make me laugh. Be really pathetic and submissive.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER

>ASL
Around my age or older. Male or female but what I want based on gender is totally opposite. Don't care where if you'll move. I COULD move but I would have to feel secure enough to be away from my family and be able to visit any time no matter what. Lots of birthday parties and babies being born since I have a big family and I like to make sure I'm at every event.

>Physical Description
I like giant Amazonian bbws and muscle mommies. For men tiny little twinks or short bears. I like glasses and cute haircuts.
>Personality
Really patient and calm but fucked up enough to accept all of my abuse. Really submissive if a man. Very dominant if a lady. Everything else is just a pleasant surprise.

>Religion / Spirituality
Just don't be weird about my spiritual beliefs and I'm good. Don't try to control anything about my life with yours either and I'll be cool.

>Traits you're not attracted to
Bigots of any kind. people who lack emotional intelligence but then think they're smart. No bro you're a low IQ psychopath. Dismissive of others. Manipulative.

>Dealbreakers
Being a Nazi/bigot. Being dumb.

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
I want to either be a housewife to a woman or have a pet husband.

>Physical affection level
Yes ūwū

>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous

>Independence / Togetherness
Codependent

>Marriage
Yes
>Children
Yes
>Pets
Yes

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
Extremely high I have sex addiction.

>Kinks
Oh I have a LOT I'm really freaky.

>Limits
Ask me.

>CONTACT
uwuowouwuowouwuowouwuowo

M 22 US
>About me
I love retro games and creative games. I don't play any shitty mainstream comp games. For multiplayer, I'm willing to play Roblox, VRChat or maybe Minecraft, or anything else as long as it's not trash. I'm an atheist. I like being in my room all day and hate socializing.
>Dream partner
Someone self-aware, intelligent, atheist, gamer, not a normie, not a moralfag, doesn't use tiktok/ig reels/shorts or pinterest, someone who isn't cringe.
Every single person I've ever met falls into some archetype or has some mental pitfall that makes them insufferable to talk to. It always comes down to a lack of self-awareness and a lack of understanding of science. I mean, 90% of the planet believes that humans have souls. I want to meet someone who has a real understanding of the things they know and isn't a braindead typical human who easily falls for their cognitive biases and surface level observations and feelings. I also want someone who wants the same relationship dynamic as me where we stay inside all day, maybe going out occasionally, spend time together 24/7, doing things together like gaming or watching youtube, shows or movies, and are upfront and direct to eachother with good communication.
>Sexuality
I'm attracted to women and femme passing men/trans women
>Discord
mono_0478

I just found an old yearbook and saw the girl I had the biggest crush on ever. I'm in my 30s now and am absolutely owning life, but there are no women worth dating or committing to who live up to that. I'll probably be alone forever because women collectively suck. Oh well.

>>ASL - 25/M/USA(EST Area)

I know looking for your best friend on /soc/ is probably the stupidest shit ever but lets do this, I need that long term ride or die

Here is a bit about me
>>Me
Small 4 inch penis
Loves porn and humiliation for my size
Currently studying engineering and working full time in the tech field
Interested in all things tech/nerdy/vidya games/some anime whatnot
Trying to become an even more addicted pornosexual
Looking for a goon daddy to help me stroke my tiny pp every day ideally to only the pornographic images he sends me.
Love non nude, bbc, joi, big booty girls, clothing, censored/beta safe, sph, joi - and really anything daddy decides is appropriate for me!
I also should hopefully be able to voice and cam more, still not super regularly but hopefully soon if we get close and you're not insane!

And here is what I am looking for!
>>You
Hung (ideally 7+ inches)
Older or same age as me
Some similar interests as me
(USA) Same or similar time zone as me
Native or fully fluent english speaker
Interested in this prospect
Enjoys feeding porn images to losers like me!
A desire to own a tiny penis goon slave who will jerk off at your beck and call
And someone who genuinely wants to be long term friends!

Again, the really most important things I am looking for is mainly someone interested in feeding and forcing me to be more and more pathetic and addicted to the porn you decide is appropriate for my tiny penis which again I think is fully clothed women! As well as just you being excited and interested in forming a genuine friendship!

Please be enthusaistic, interested in talking, and yourself! Add me on discord and tell me a bit about yourself and ask me any questions you may have!

>>Discord: lilbrim

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#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
28m straight pnw
>Physical Description
glasses. soft hairy pale endomorphic body.
>Facial and Hair Description
groomed beard, shaved/bald. dark brown hair
>Style Description
button ups (flannel, plain, floral), jean pants or shorts (black green or blue)
>Personality
serious, stoic, reserved, polite in public/work. complete dumbass clown in vidya, bit committer.
>Biggest strengths
hard worker, hyperfixater
>Biggest flaws
hyperfixater, not motivated for myself. opinionated on a very few topics
>Hobbies
vidya, puter (building and lots else with it), i wanna get better at doodling.
>Favourite music genres
indie, metal, djent, hip hop. not familiar with their genre names but there's some electric/techno stuff there too.
>Religion / Spirituality
nada. open to discussion if the topic goes there, just don't hamfist it.
>Biggest goal in life
clear my parents' debts, advance from independent contractor to business builder
>Quickest way to your heart
spending time together if we're not otherwise occupied. being comfy to be ourselves together. beyond that, it's chemistry. maybe a bit of mutual obsession helps, though not too much from either of us. we can figure that line out. understated but most important is communication from both of us too.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
24+, cis f, planet earth. maybe mars too if she taught me how to zorb, no glorps though.
>Physical Description
i'm not picky, but nothing morbid in either direction. i like some belly on the woman i wanna hold
>Facial and Hair Description
long enough to comb my fingers through
>Style Description
glasses+++, nerdy+++, maybe goth but definitely not pastel
>Personality
techy, gamer, nerdy. maybe a yapper, but can comfortably enjoy the silence together too. i don't mind cozy games but i want someone who also actually games, comparable in level to my self as a proud hardstuck plat (very renowned elite and exclusive skill level) in whatever they play.

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>Religion / Spirituality
i can discuss, just don't force it
>Traits you're not attracted to
tweaker addicts, walling me off/excluding me from her problems without a good reason.
>Dealbreakers
aforementioned exclusion from problems. if it's bothering you, especially if it's important, i want to be there even if i can't directly help.

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
we're a team, not a one person band with a dedicated fan. we'll have each others backs. hopefully we're a 60/40, where we're both trying to be the 60 for our other.
>Physical affection level
i love cuddling, handholding, giving forehead kisses. lots, if i don't need both my hands to drive.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
monogamous non negotiable.
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
either or.
>Independence / Togetherness
there's a balance to find somewhere in there. i'd like to spend a lot of our free time together if we're not otherwise occupied even if we're just enjoying the silence together, off in our own worlds enjoying the comfort and presence of the other.
>Marriage
if we truly steal our hearts, someone can steal a last name too.
>Children
i can't responsibly say yes to one financially, right now. i'm still on the fence, but with the way the world and the way my wallet is, it would be grossly irresponsible.
>Pets
i can live with not getting any more but i will not abandon my family(pets) under any circumstance, not even for the love of my life.


#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
medium i guess? i have my drive but sex isn't something terribly important to me, though i do want some. except for a part of my life, an otherwise lifetime of independence left its priority a bit low.
>Kinks
we can talk about that if you want, that's not a public topic for me.
>Limits
toilet, gore, diapers, fetishizing most (or all?) unhealthy lifestyle choices.


>CONTACT
discord __dia

>ASL Orientation
29/M/US Straight
>Physical Description
5'7 underweight chronically ill
>Facial and Hair Description
no facial hair and not bald
>Style Description
Dark Academia larper
>Personality
I enjoy talking about things I like and things I think about and not a whole lot else. Don't really have that much of a sense of humor about things and or have much going on emotionally.
>Biggest strengths
I'm pretty good at everything
>Biggest flaws
Schizotypal kind of guy
>Hobbies
Lit, history, writing, philosophy,4 hour long Chinese movies, 12 hour league of legends, making sound collages, starting and discarding new hobbies.
>Favourite music genres
Shoegaze, IDM, noise
>Religion / Spirituality
Catholic adjacent
>Biggest goal in life
To die for a cause nobody has ever heard of or cares about. Alternatively to write books.
>Quickest way to your heart


#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
20+ F
>Physical Description
Gotta at least be kinda cute
>Personality
Open minded, interesting, and fun to talk to.


#RELATIONSHIP
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
monogamous
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
trad
>Independence / Togetherness
Togetherness
>Marriage
Yes
>Children
Yes
>Pets
I have cats
>Disc
positive_feedback_loop

>>35316287
Most women are lurkers, they prefer adding guys that seem compatible rather than being bombarded with a million random horny retards

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Supposedly.

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#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
23/M/NL straight
>Physical Description
190cm, 95kg, broad shoulders, Slavic, brown hair that's slightly longer than average. I have a square face, and a bit of acne. My eyes are mostly green
>Style Description
Somewhere between a dad who's really into camping, pretentious singer in an "art" rock band, and a posh hockey guy
>Personality
I often get called silly, whimsical, funny, stuff like that. I lock in on things I find interesting and talk people's ears off. I'm quite outgoing by 4chan standards and enjoy meeting people.
>Biggest strengths
Funny, autism, attentive
>Biggest flaws
Insecure, stubborn, disorganised attachment style
>Hobbies
Reading (mostly classics and history), going to punk gigs, watching Polish films about how much life sucks, going on walks and analysing my surroundings
>Favourite music genres
Post-punk and new wave, also punk, folk, electronica
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic, I'm not anti-religion
>Biggest goal in life
Becoming an expert in a craft
>Quickest way to your heart
Being passionate

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
19-26/Cis-woman/ NL, maybe Belgium or Germany, but I want to be able to meet up often
>Physical Description
Preferably chubby or fat with a bit of a natural look. I don't have much of a type beyond that
>Personality
I like girls who are a bit celebral but also talkative and willing to get stupid sometimes.
>Religion / Spirituality
Any, if you're fine with me not converting
>Traits you're not attracted to
Materialistic, being a misanthrope, lack of intelligence, doesn't communicate

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Hard to say, I'm not very experienced. Probably a progressive monogamous relationship. We should be equal in most if not all things. We'll text or meet most days, but we have our own things going. I'm extremely cuddly, but quite prude, so sex stuff might come slower than you'd like.
>Marriage, Children
Eventually, if everything feels right

>CONTACT
discord: flaneurofthecentury

>ASL Orientation
Early 30s/m/south america
>Physical Description
5'-8'' tall, 79kgs, rounded face, average body, black hair, small brown eyes.
>Personality
It depends on the context and the time I have known you, first I'm quiet, serious, polite, introspective, a bit restrained, with time you will see I'm also funny, talkative, entertaining, curious and I like to take care of those around me
>Biggest strengths
I have endurance, I work very hard, and I'm quite resilient, my mood is quite stable, I communicate well
>Biggest flaws
I am rather inquisitive, so I tend to ask too much questions, and because my life is a routine, I don't have much to tell. I'm rather busy on the week, but it doesn't influence the way I talk to people.
>Hobbies
Read, write, coding, long walks, gaming, listening music.
>Religion / Spirituality
Catholic
>Biggest goal in life
Build a happy and successful family
>Quickest way to your heart
Just be sincere, honest, with similar values and goals, and have the desire to choose me.
#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
24-35, F, close to me, I can travel tho.
>Personality
Caring, curious, talkative, friendly, open minded, outgoing, that enjoy spending time with me and show interest in my hobbies just like I would with her.
>Traits you're not attracted to
Ghosting, lies, manipulation, disrespect, impatience, be meanspirited
>Dealbreakers
Lack of communication on chat or phonecall, keeping her guard constantly, drug addiction, refuse to solve issues together.
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
A friendship that evolves into a relationship where there is mutual interest, mutual curiosity and mutual caring.
>Physical affection level
I'm quite affectionate, I prefer irl but I'm open to long distance if there is the possibility to meet each other in the first 6-8 months.( I can be flexible)
>Independence / Togetherness
I have moments of independence and codependency, I would like a balance between both.


>CONTACT
lausti830

>>35271117
My ex is from soc. We used to laugh about how people would have a huge list of what they were looking for. It is like an employer wishlist or something. Super ridiculous. Her ad said a few about her. Things like open minded and loves music that is indie and shoegaze. As we text each other over months I kept on learning how amazing she is. It was a journey of world building together

#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
35/M/AZ, Pan
>Physical Description
Slender, work out daily to offset my desk job. Light olive skin.
>Facial and Hair Description
Long dark brown curly hair.
>Personality
Introverted. Goofy at times. Serious/Pragmatic when it matters. ISFJ if it matters.
>Biggest strengths
Supportive, patient, loyal (maybe to a fault). Take the time to listen, learn, and understand things in a practical manner.
>Biggest flaws
Sometimes too shy and can be reluctant to express some feelings. Sometimes I overload myself with work/projects. (Both things I've been working on for the past couple years and have gotten better.)
>Hobbies
Music (bass/guitar), photography, some digital art, writing, video games (currently playing/competing in fighting games)
>Favorite music genres
Rock/Metal-adjacent genres, synthwave/retrowave/darksynth, others I may be missing
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic
>Biggest goal in life
Retire comfortably. Currently on a good path to make it there.
>Quickest way to your heart
Food, like a nice home cooked meal

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
27+, F (MTF is ok!), prefer USA but open to international
>Physical Description
Thin is ok, some weight/curves are fine also.
>Personality
Supportive, dependable, considerate, warm.
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic or atheist
>Traits you're not attracted to
Selfish, cruel, inconsiderate, controlling, disloyal behaviors
>Dealbreakers
Narcotics/drugs, smoking.

#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
Supportive and collaborative.
>Physical affection level
Medium-high; it'll take me some time to open up.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous
>Independence / Togetherness
A balanced middle ground. Spending time together is important as much as alone time.
>Marriage
Open to the idea.
>Children
Open to children and not opposed to being child-free.
>Pets
Cats. I have two of my own.

#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high)
Medium-high.

>CONTACT
Discord (burner): limra
Have kik/telegram/others as well.

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>ASL
23/M/US West coast
>physical description
pale white, long-ish brown hair, green eyes, anglo features, average height, athletic build. I'm like a 6/10 facially. I have a nostril and a lip piercing but no tattoos
>about
standard imageboard user. I was a neet for 4 years, now I'm a wagie. I'm a khhv
my interests are guitar, doodling, learning japanese, C programming, the gym, 2000s tech (especially CRTs!!), and tons of other stuff I'm forgetting
my favorite anime are haibane renmei, eva, 5cm per second, sword of the stranger, genshiken, and lucky star
I like mall emo, 2000s alt rock, post-rock, soundtracks, and ambient
some of my favorite bands are underoath, scary kids scaring kids, this will destroy you, 65daysofstatic, and linkin park
I never go to irl social events unless I get dragged out. I only have 1.5 true irl friends and a handful of internet friends, but nobody I vc with. I'm not in any discord servers and I don't have any social media
I like nature and going for walks. I want to get into camping
I don't drink, smoke, or watch porn, but it's fine if you do
I have a dumb edgy sense of humor, I think saying slurs is really funny. I'm not a full-on chud though
not religious but I like religion
I don't want kids
>looking for
a serious long term relationship living together true love bla bla you get it I'm a sappy romantic nigga. Long distance is fine at first
a girl that's sentimental (without being a cornball) and smart, has nerdy interests, and shares my retarded edgy sense of humor. And likes some of the same music and anime
either healthy bmi or skinny. Any race but black is fine (sorry blacks)
I don't mind age gaps in either direction as long as you're an adult and not a literal high schooler
>not looking for
trannies (including ftms), men, not a khhv, not into any of the same music or anime, reddit/tumblr personalities, likes to go to parties and that kind of thing, overly chuddy or overly shitlib, hard drug use
>discord
dontshakeihatetoseeyou_tremble

I really need a chunky unstable redhead