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>ASL
38/M/US
>Looking For
A relationship (Any gender)
>Not Looking For
Under 30, VC, servers, sellers, beggars, lewd only, having kids, single parents, taken, married, cheating, poly, open, scat, piss, blood, diapers, chastity, bdsm, loli, shota, cub, littles, babyfurs, otherkins
>Interests
Old consoles (3rd to 6th gen), Western European languages, old anime ('70s to mid '00s), sci-fi, y2k, cyberpunk, halloween, goth, emo, furry, anthro, cartoons, comics, micro computers, retro tech, web 1.0, maritime, nautical, music (see below), children's books, children's channels, toys
>Music
Shibuya-kei, latin alternative, r&b, industrial, mpb, darkwave, trip hop, ebm, synthpop, coldwave, neo-soul
>Discord
dwr.gi

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This is a lot, I'd recommend people only fill out what they feel like

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My type:
Girl who has a similar sense of humour to me and is not fat or ugly.
Ba-boom! Nailed it.
Discord: epicawesomeusername123

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>me
29/m/us
I'm a friendly and productive person Mathematician, but I day trade for money. I feel my journey has been a sad one, but I always try to roll with the punches and make the most of life. My hobbies are super basic. I just like games and anime. I don't really believe in God but its a nice thought

>dream partner
I admire people who consume a lot of anime or games or are productive on other stuff. If you want we can watch/play together. I'm also able to relocate.
>relationship
I have no idea what this stuff is saying
>sexuality
Straight, I'm pretty vanilla
>discord
faded.34

im feeling sad again
I wish I had a motorcycle bf i can squeeze while sitting behind him on his motorcycle like in an anime or something

>dream partner
>dream
schizoid type who is somehow ok with dating (already unrealistic) and doesn't care that I have friends and a life, instead appreciating that I keep myself busy and self sufficient as I provide as much space and independence as they need, short of cheating or non-monogamy. this is why I'm celibate

black male 39 usa

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
eight inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

tfw no autist niche game wife
why live

>ASL
21 / M / Spain. Will most likely move to Ireland within the next year though.

>About me
I'm a devout Catholic seeking a relationship with another devout christian woman.

I completely reject the larping that's commonly associated with this though. I'm just your classic raised-on-the-internet zoomer that contains multitudes, I don't act like it's the 1950s. I seek a girl that's just unique and unapologetically herself. "Not a normie" ig.

I'm into: hanging out and talking, walking and nature, watching movies and shows and youtube, voicecalling, videogames, classic literature, languages, humanities, art, the Middle Ages, folklore and stories, philosophy, humor, electronic and underground music.

>Discord
icarlycath

>>35263823
this is probably the most autistic and delusional thread on this board, and that's saying alot because there are troons that constantly post thinking they pass (they dont)

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>asl
30s/M

>About
I'm both a melancholic person and someone with a strong inner fire. I'm a misanthrope, but also can see the potential in people.
I enjoy looking at the sky, especially a combination of night, cold, raining/snowing, and quiet. The reflection of city lights on water at this time is lovely.
I have many skills like cooking, painting, playing instruments, among others... but without someone to share the experiences I don't feel they have much weight. The same goes for gazing at the world, which to me feels like it holds a big puzzle within, or thinking about interesting concepts - without someone to share my thoughts with, it's just not worth it?
On a more casual note, I enjoy rating/cataloguing movies, playing videogames with hidden meta aspects (Fez, The Witness, Void Stranger), and spending time with my kat
There's so much more to me.

>Looking for
Someone who sees potential in me for a lifelong bond, starting with a friendship and seeing where things end up

>Not looking for
Males, that's pretty much it, I'm willing to overlook almost anything if we click

>Contact
splice.symphony

Ill take the time to fill this out hoping for the best

>ASL Orientation
26 M US

>Physical Description
5'10,white, athletic, short-ish brown hair, brown, baggy eyes.
>Style Description
Normal jeans and band shirts, some days more formal wear is a buttoned shirt or a polo, idk.
>Personality
Outgoing, patient, a little autistic. Spend a lot of time hiking and I love nature in general. Pretty much a hermit, I hate to admit im a people pleaser frustrated by the fact I have no friends or social relationships, people dont dislike me but they're not my friends either. I dont know how to normally talk to people, never been part of a friend group or had a "best friend". At this point I just want to understand how to socialize and be normal.
I try to be a good person in general, smiling to people, being kind, having a positive attitude, I like my job.

>Biggest strengths
Hobbies I like, a stable job, somewhat attractive, no friends

>Biggest flaws
Autistic, no friends,

>Hobbies
Writing and reading, history and Occult practices, woodworking, gym, philosophy, stem, art, cooking, want to get into music.
Pokemon, Minecraft, Factorio, RPGs.

>Favourite music genres
Jazz, Rock, alt rock, hard rock, blues, early 2000s music, city pop.

>Biggest goal in life
Being an adult that enjoys life, getting home w/ my wife and kids after a long day at work and doing stuff together. Meeting friends for dinner


#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>Personality
Likes natures, wants to improve in life together, funny, also a little bit autistic. mutual understanding, genuine friendship.
>Religion / Spirituality
Idc
>Dealbreakers
Im fairly active and like hiking, Id like someone who isnt obese

>Contact
pugsandmugs@proton.me

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>ASL
26/M/West Tennessee
>physical description
White, strawberry blonde, 5'7, 145 lbs, glasses, slight beard, kind of gray eyes?
>personality
INFP. A hopeless romantic above all. Creative but too spontaneous/ADHD to work consistently with my ideas. An idealist in a commodified world. A sensitive soul, with reverence for older ways, but still fascinated with new ideas. A complex soul wishing for a simple life. I get no greater fulfillment then from caring for people I love. The little things matter most to me
>values
I believe in God quite firmly, and have always felt drawn to Sanatana Dharma and Buddhism. Otherwise, I've mostly been more agnostic. Politically I'm a bit of a mixture; patriotic, socially more conservative but economically socialist
>hobbies/interests
Cooking, fashion, history, reading, storytelling, worldbuilding, animation, fitness/health, spirituality, biking, swimming, nature, music, aesthetics (in architecture, art, home decor, fashion, etc) and more.
>looking for
Above all, i need a white woman, 20-30 or so, who shares the same romantic desires and has similar values to me. I want someone that values truth over fitting in. A kind, clingy, creative and nostalgic soul, with a rich inner world yearning to be understood. A bit of a mess, but tries her best. Reserved, but truly open for those she allows in
>contact
dixiedharma

>>35265704
decided to stop spamming your vaguepost, eh?
poor little razgaz...

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>>35263823
>ASL
20s male usa north carolina
>About Me
skinny hairy introvert (picrel), homebody, like spending time gaming and watching anime/youtube, into camping, animals, and outdoors stuff too. im very chill tho can be overcritical and hyperanalyze things too much. currently dating a lovely girl whos also looking for someone we both can bond with or is willing to give us the chance to bond with.
> Dream Relationship
Closed throple/triad relationship with two women who both love me and each other.
>discord
_squidman_

>ASL
26/Male/Florida
>Looking for
I’m looking for a girl I can own completely and mold into my perfect match. Seeking something serious, long-term.
>Not looking for
Moids, weirdos
>Interests.
Lifting, cars & motorcycles, philosophy, the outdoors, and occasional gaming
>Tag
vexwroth

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Join neetcordia<3

Tons of people to talk and speak to, find ur soulmate anon!!

https://discord.gg/5zxG3seqX

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>ASL Orientation
30 F USA
>Physical Description
5'6 Long black hair baggy eyes glasses
>Style Description
Hoodie jeans or t-shirt and jeans
>Personality
Shy autistic and depressed. I do go out occasionally
>Biggest strengths
Loyalty if I like you. Honest
>Biggest flaws
Getting to attached. Can't say no. Depression. Shy
>Hobbies
Music, art, fishing, vidya, anime, animals
>Favourite music genres
Rock EDM
>Religion / Spirituality
Christain
>Biggest goal in life
Nothing really to find the love of my life
>Quickest way to your heart
Talk more than I do and don't make it awkward because I am quiet. Get me out of my shell. Care about me.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Any gender under 30 any location
>Physical Description
Not fat
>Facial and Hair Description
takes care of themselves good grooming and not smelly
>Style Description
Doesn't matter
>Personality
Not a mean bully. Don't use people. Don't get angry or lose patient easily.
>Religion / Spirituality
Any but not Jewish
>Traits you're not attracted to
Impatient or mean hearted people. Those who can't respect me. Ghosters. People who don't want a serious relationship.
>Dealbreakers
Fat people. Super woke. Trannies. Black. Jews. Weed

>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Non traditional


#SEXUALITY
>Libido (low/medium/high) Low
>Limits
No sex at all
>CONTACT
BlackandWhiteRAIN@proton.me

Twenties, male, east coast.

About me:
I'm lost.
I have no hope.
I am a lost cause.
I have no self control.
I can't break the cycle.
I need a someone who is in need of someone too.
I am always hiding behind something.
I am never wanting to be anything.
I want to find the way out.

What I am looking for:
A girl who belongs to the night.
She is nobodies bride.
She is nobodies thing on the side.
She is a wreck in disguise.
She is sharp as a butter knife.
She can do nothing right.
She is unable to save her life.
She has a favorite color.
She never quite had a significant other.
She is uptight.
She is the fluorescent light of my life.
She is often teasing.
She never says what she means.
She is always confusing.
She is often amusing.
She has a stigma.
She is an enigma.
She thinks that she knows all there is to know.
She is a bit of a diva sometimes.

Discord: arbitercoro

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#ABOUT YOU
>ASL Orientation
21/M/Europe Pan
>Physical Description
Skinny, tall, darker hair and light eyes (picrel is me)
>Facial and Hair Description
I'm very handsome and I have long hair!
>Personality
I'm introverted, curious and a bit misanthropic, I like learning and analyzing things
>Biggest strengths
I'm ambitious and adventurous
>Biggest flaws
I'm a bit unemotional and insensitive when it comes to other peoples emotions
>Hobbies
I like the outdoors (hiking, camping, foraging, hunting), cooking, gamedev and video games (milsims, weird indie games, coop horror), coding (in C!) tinkering with computers (BSD and Linux) and electronics I play the violin and collect vinyls, I like sports (swimming and basketball) I also enjoy reading and history
>Favourite music genres
Metal, rock, classical music
>Religion / Spirituality
Agnostic
>Biggest goal in life
Doing something great
>Quickest way to your heart
Being creative and doing cool stuff

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>Physical Description
Just be cute
>Personality
Creative, intelligent, wanting to realize your full potential
>Religion / Spirituality
No abrahamics
>Traits you're not attracted to
Low IQ, unfounded beliefs, pseudointellectualism
>Dealbreakers
Christians, fat people, gooners, passionless people

>discord
ackee205

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Hi!


#ABOUT YOU

>ASL Orientation
22 m us!
>Physical Description

I am 6’2”, burly and stocky but fit, hairy, average looking your normal large guy with a beard. Dark brown longish hair and blue eyes.


>Style Description
I wear outdoorsy stuff that’s where I am most I’m kinda like a millennial dad

>Personality

I’m definitely more of a leader when it comes to my friend group and social situations I’m the one planning the trips and outings I’m pretty awkward but I’m social when I have to be and I lead a pretty normal life I try to be positive when I can and mediate when things get tense


>Biggest strengths

I feel like once I’m committed to something I really want to get it done I’m tenacious I guess I feel like I’m pretty emotionally mature

>Biggest flaws

Kind of a bum I’m not in school I spend my time hiking and backpacking and playing video games when I should be doing important stuff but it’s important to me I don’t think I’ll ever be rich in money I guess

>Hobbies


Photography, reading, history, video games, all outdoorsy granola stuff,

>Favourite music genres

Dad rock

>Religion / Spirituality

Idk Christian I think I’m a spiritual person

>Biggest goal in life

Travel the world by the time I’m too old and then when I am by a small piece of land in the woods and die preferably with someone awesome and maybe kids

>Quickest way to your heart

Actually care about stuff I wanna see someone passionate about what they like and they’re life

Part 1

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>>35267145
#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER

>ASL
19-27
>Physical Description

Someone cute doesn’t have to be tiny or skinny or a model but relatively good looks I like tall gals but I really just want someone cute and fit enough to hike for a long time

>Style Description

I really don’t care too much I would like someone that’s presentable alt girls are cute too or hippies but other than that I don’t have much of a preference

>Personality

I want someone that isn’t too crazy like you need to have a bit of control over your emotions someone who’s kind and maybe a little awkward like me and is passionate about what they like

>Religion / Spirituality

Anything I don’t really care


>Traits you're not attracted to and Dealbreakers

Snobby rude boring hateful people super conservative obese people African Americans (sorry just not my type)


#RELATIONSHIP


>Relationship dynamic

Ideally I would like to be a little obsessed with with eachother but like definitely still able to be our own people and do our own things I like to be alone sometimes and I feel like it’s healthy for the other person to feel the same way

>Physical affection level

I feel like I’m a pretty physical person I would like my partner to be too

>Monogamous / ENM / Poly

Monogamous

>Traditional / Non-Traditional

Non traditional I want us to both be in kinda the lead of the relationship I don’t want a trad wife I want a person with they’re own career aspirations and goals

>Marriage
Yes

>Children
Yes

>Pets
Yes

#SEXUALITY

im a switch so anything goes

>CONTACT

troutiest

Part 2

>>35267151

That user is for discord forgot!

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>>35263823
Nice prompt
>ASL Orientation
27/M/Midwest, Straight
>Physical Description
6’6”, 220lbs, fit, pale, I look younger than I am which is annoying but whatever. I can send pictures of me if you ask.
>Facial and Hair Description
Auburn hair. Medium length/messy. I recently grew a mustache that I keep lined up, the rest is shaved, I get compliments on it but I am open to going back to no facial hair.
>Style Description
Usually I dress for function (gym, work, gardening, etc). Sometimes I dress alt/grunge if I’m going to the city or I’ll dress comfy hick if I’m going to be doing some outdoorsy stuff.
>Personality
I can be shy/awkward at first but if I like someone, I get very talkative. I love asking questions and learning about people. I’m a very passionate person. A lot of people irl think i’m weird but funny/kind. I do have autism but its not too extreme. If i’m comfortable I become very outgoing.
>Biggest strengths
I am very adaptable/flexible with people and their lifestyles. I have a very strong work ethic and I’m able to make light of most situations. I also have a ton of hobbies and am well rounded. I have a very stable life with a good job and house while maintaining no debt.
>Biggest flaws
Probably my autism. The autism makes it so I can come across as rude or cold when I don’t mean it. It can also make my conversations have weird flow or not always make sense.
>Hobbies
I love art, history, cooking, and nature. These passions influence my hobbies.
Drawing, animating, reading, foraging, hunting, fishing, gardening, aquaponics, aquascaping, gaming, photography, camping, hiking, weight lifting, running, wood/leather working, and more.
>Favourite music genres
I like a large mix of indie music. Rock, folk, alt, and punk are some big genres to me.
>Religion / Spirituality
I love religious history and architecture. I grew up presbyterian and had a brief stint with occultism in college, cont..

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>>35267380
>religion cont
Currently I am spiritual but idk. I love nature and I have christian influence still in me.
>Biggest goal in life
Raise a family with a woman I can love and care for
>Quickest way to your heart
Mutual obsession. Words of affirmation, cuddling, spending time together and making time for one another, sharing in our hobbies.

#ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
Younger than me or the same age, female, location doesn’t matter but I do like the idea of traveling for someone or doing a trip together
>Physical Description
Not obese and not black. Aside from that my ideal type generally molds to be whoever I have a romantic interest in. I am however, not attracted to very thin lips or very big noses.
>Facial and Hair Description
No facial hair. For the head, its whoever I love as a person.
>Style Description
Open to a lot but I have a soft spot for very feminine or alt styles.
>Personality
Has passion/drive in life. Has goals and aspirations. Wants a family. Not afraid to express her love, not lazy. Is able to make decisions id her own, knows what she wants, loves nature, and likes to try new things.
>Religion / Spirituality
As long as its not full schizo.
>Traits you're not attracted to
Self hating whites, people with no respect for history, people who don’t appreciate nature and the little things in life. People who focus too much on the media. I’m fine if a woman is vegan or vegetarian but know that I hunt. I still love animals and respect them.
>Dealbreakers
Trans, fat, black.

Cont

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>>35267410
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic
I am open to a lot. I like a 50/50 or a traditional dynamic. I don’t mind taking care of a woman and paying for everything if she helps maintain the house and family. I understand that restricts finance and takes trust. I am also open to a woman working and we both help with the house and family. I love spending time with a woman if I love her but I respect the need to be alone sometimes and have personal/private spaces in the home.
>Physical affection level
If I truly love a woman, I’m very affectionate, physically and verbally. I would love to spend time with a woman I love. Only thing is i’m not into some overt public displays. Like hand holding is fine but making out in a restaurant for example is too much.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
Monogamous
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
Kind of a mix I guess. I’m open to both. I like more traditional but like in my first post, i’m very flexible.
>Independence / Togetherness
I love to be together as much as possible but I think a degree of independence is always important, to stand on your own if you need it.
>Marriage
I’d only date to marry. Especially at my point in life.
>Children
I want at least two. Any more is up to the woman.
>Pets
I love my aquatic pets. I’m open to cats or bunnies. I have some land and might get livestock eventually. A dog can be a bit much but I do like them.

#SEXUALITY
I don’t wanna fixate on this or go too deep into it here. If I love a woman, my libido for her will be very very high and I am kinky but I won’t elaborate any more unless I find a woman who likes me that I like back.

>CONTACT
Discord is canada_g0ose

>ASL
20/M/northeast USA
>about
i really dont know what to say about myself personality-wise. i talk more than anybody else when im with people i like, and dont care to talk much at all otherwise. im very patient with people, dont get annoyed easily. i enjoy spendig time with people i like more than anything else, by far. almost everybody i know thinks im autistic, but ive never been to a therapist or anything for a diagnosis
im 5'7, white, long light brown hair and brown eyes
i like cooking, fishing, and sometimes playing games or watching anime/tv. also, im christian(nondenominational), and i go to college & have a job
>looking for
a white christian girl around my age that has the same goal in life as me, which is to get married and have kids and a happy family
it'd be nice if you live on or somewhat near the east coast(of america). atleast be in america or canada, unless you are gonna move here eventually anyway
also, i usually get along alot better with social outcast/loser or loner types, so we might not get along well if you aren't like that
>not looking for
not christian
bipolar personality
fat or not white(i dont care what you look like aside from these 2 things)
not a virgin
troon
men
>contact
sanctrm5 on discord

>>35267586
i just realized i autopilot posted this in a dating thread like i usually do without seeing the OP, ill redo it
>ASL Orientation
20/M/northeast USA
>Physical Description
5'7, pretty muscular build but not super lean(not fat)
>Facial and Hair Description
long brown hair(kinda a wolf cut but not exactly), brown eyes, no idea how to describe my face past that
>Style Description
i just wear the clothes i have. i like cargo pants since i often find myself carrying a lot of stuff. don't care about fashion
>Personality
very hard to describe for me. i'm very reserved when i'm not with people that i'm familiar with and like; i become the opposite othwerwise, not reserved at all and saying whatever shit comes to mind constantly
>Biggest strengths
i'm very patient with people and try to be quick to forgive, and i always try my best to help my friends when they're going through something
>Biggest flaws
i dont understand most people and don't know what i'm supposed to do, socially, most of the time. im autistic according to everybody that knows me well
>Hobbies
cooking, long drives, gaming/watch anime, fishing(when its in season), and my favorite thing to do is spending time with friends but i dont get the chance to do that very often at all
>Favourite music genres
j-rock, breakcore, varied music from video games, and vocaloid music
>Religion / Spirituality
non-denominational christian. i guess that makes me a protestant depending on your definition
>Biggest goal in life
a loving wife who i am i devoted to & is devoted to us, and happy children that we both have as our top priority in life above nothing else. this is almost my only goal in life.
>Quickest way to your heart
i have no idea, i'd like to know
ABOUT YOUR DREAM PARTNER
>ASL
somewhat around my age/female obviously/in america, preferrably not on the west coast since i wouldn't wanna go there unless you plan on moving eventually
>physical
not fat, white. those are my only physical "requirements"
1/2

>>35267621
i'm also not too picky on hair, facial features, or style
>personality
a caring person who tries to be patient and understanding even when i'm unintentionally being difficult, and has love in her heart
>Religion / Spirituality
has to be genuinely christian
>Dealbreakers
not a virgin, not a genuine christian, white, actual bipolar/borderline personality disorder, fat, stoner, or not an actual woman. these are all serious dealbreakers, please don't add if this is you.
#RELATIONSHIP
>Relationship dynamic, affection level
all i can for both of these is that i want us to be very very very close, i don't have a deeper understand of what i want than that.
>Monogamous / ENM / Poly
exclusively purely monogamous. i don't know what an ENM is.
>Traditional / Non-Traditional
leaning towards traditional but i'm not really talking about a stereotypical tradwife, since i understand that things work differently now
>Independence / Togetherness
simply just together.
>Marriage
yes. absolutely yes, as soon as it's practically possible and we are both willing
>Children
as many as we have practically have
>Pets
i love animals a lot but it's not a dealbreaker if you don't want any
#SEXUALITY
i dont know ive never been in a relationship. i guess i have a high libido but i don't know how to answer the rest of that
>CONTACT
sanctrm5