Are there any femanons out there who want a relaxing vacation? I was in a situationship which ended recently and I'm looking for a some like-minded company.This is a walkable area and my condo is across the street from the beach. The vibe is touristy, safe and family friendly, and there's a lot to do. I have an extra bathroom and there are a lot of stores, cafes, bars and restaurants within a 10-minute walk, so you can do your own thing at times. If we're a good fit, I can fly you out here and you just need to bring clothes and a little spending money.I'm in my early 30's, white, and I work in tech. I take care of myself—I'm physically fit, I eat cleanly, I have a basic skincare routine and a healthy lifestyle. I value peace and tranquility, and currently in my free time I'm generally either at home watching movies/reading or I'm at the beach. I was a pretty serious gamer and Internet nerd from the 2000's through the 2010's, 4chan since '03–'06 (can't remember), and I don't use modern social media (Instagram, TikTok). I don't drink much and I'm a regular cannabis enjoyer. Spotify says my top mixes right now are mostly 90's/00's alternative. My favorite games are mostly retro or indie PC. I'm looking for someone who can match this energy, who's down to earth, and who understands give and take in a relationship (ideally someone aged 21–33, preferably 27–33).I'd need to talk for a while with anyone who might be interested, and I expect voice/video calls to establish if we're a good fit. I don't expect to find anyone suitable here, but if you're interested, DM me on Discord: @brave_squid_36393 (new account).I forgot about the previous thread and it 404'd: >>35207893
>>35274932No, kill yourself
Bump. I'll try to check on thread every so often just in case anyone replies. I don't really use Discord—I just made it for this thread.>>35274941It's unhealthy to hold onto such anger. I recommend going to the beach.
I'm 33 and overweight, can I come?
>>35274941Why are you so hostile?
>>35276706No, sorry
I'm 21 and overweight, can I come?
>>35277135I realize this is a facetious post, but I'm fit and I'd prefer the company of someone who's fit or at least has some level of self control. It's not about age. Of course it depends on the individual and how you carry your weight but I'm assuming these posts aren't serious anyway.
I'm 37 but I look 10 years younger and in shape, can I come?
>>35277135>>35277184Yes, and please bring your time machine and whatever futuristic diet technology you possess
>>35274932I'm 18 and overweight, can I come?
>>35277222I gather from this post that you think 18-year-olds are inherently more attractive than older women, or that you want to know if I believe that. Big girls need love, too, just not from me in this context, 18 or not. Nice digits.
No offense but your last thread died off for a reason.
>>35274932my beach is still nicer than yours
>>35277504Yeah, I forgot to bump it. Are you implying scores of women will hang out bumping 4chan threads for the right person? >No offense butButthurt>>35278928I'm still down to visit, anon
>>35279678book flights to australia whenever. but when we fuck I am NOT the faggot, YOU are
>>35279758The mere thought of a lispy Australian accent irritates me slightly
Someone take one for the team and post a picture of this faggot
>>35280321What about me or this thread stands out to you? Nothing about this is sensational, and it's hard imagine what kind of person would get angry about this.
>>35280321>take one for the teamA bunch of crabs in a bucket is not a team
>>35280321yea something has to be up lookswise. that or society is really fucked
>>35280726>crabs in a bucket because some loser thinks he can find a free bangmaid
>>35280734I have flaws but I'm normal looking and I'm content with what I see in the mirror. My social skills are a little rough around the edges, but I experience moderate success IRL and I've been in one relationship or another for most of my adult life. I'm just disillusioned with the dating scene and I want to meet someone who appreciates me for who I am, or who I can at least enjoy my time with. I haven't taken a standard path in life and I really have no social status (especially by modern standards where that tends to mean Instagram followers), and I'm mostly off the grid and I don't really party. My life is quiet and simple. I want to make someone happy and in turn I want that person to make me feel good for having them around.>>35280748What are you even attempting to say here?>free>bangmaidYou seem to be having a battle in your head with an imaginary enemy, anon. Even if that's what I wanted (which it's clearly not), do you think the "free bangmaids" are going to fuck you for saving them from the evil villain, you big hero? You just come across as a bitter person looking for excuses to tear someone else down.
>>35280780Take the hint, no girl here likes you and making a second thread won't change that. You're just making yourself look worse with these responses
>>35280810You prove me right with every post you make
>>35280819>>35280810>>35280780>>35280748And someone merely being a "loser" and looking for his counterpart doesn't warrant the kind of hostility you're exhibiting, nor is it a justifiable reason to rally the troops against them. If your assessment of me were accurate, you could just ignore me and let me get no results, but instead your instinct is to attack and subvert.
>35281508Caught in 4k samefagging. You're pathetic OP
backflip bitches to me
>you're pathetic, unlike me who is stalking your thread for what is definitely a valid reasonI think my ex found the thread, bros
>Lord, O God, I have failed... he hath made a second thread... the maidens of 4chan are once again at risk... please grant me the strength to continue this battle, and, in the course of my duties, a chance at a single crumb of pussy... Amen
bump
>>35287622No, disgusting whore. Consider suicide. Why is this allowed?
>>35281852Let's keep the same arrangement
Bump
I'm 34 and underweight, can I come?
>>35293863>imagine the skeleton popping out of this anon>realize there's a skeleton inside all of usSpooky, idk if it would work out
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever find love...
>>35291544yeah i don't need no somersault slut
>>35295535I still don't know the difference between a somersault and a cartwheel desu
>>35280748I am glad you saw the error of your ways. Good luck with your own thread.
bump.
>>35277184>>35277154You never came...
>>35274932See I would consider you. But you were looking for>an exclusive FWBwhich is the most retarded thing I've ever heard from a 30+ yo man lol
I noticed you seem to have removed that though. So i will add you and see what you're about.>>35303494
>>35303494>>35303496You always was a silly hoe
>>35303494I realized that was sending the wrong signal. I'd prefer something with real potential, I just have low expectations, both because I'm here and why I'm here.
>>35306355Well you ignored my request either way.
>>35306970Got it
