Gonna be riding my motorcycle from the bay area to New York starting in about 12 days, anyone along this middle of nowhere route wanna let me crash on their couch? Would prefer if you didn't rape/dismember mescale.free
if you're gonna be around millbrook NY i could give you the address of a rural abandoned house with a bed in it
>>35287835As awesome as that sounds, you're too close to my destination and I'd probably rather just sleep in my bed. Plus such accomodations probably violate my stated preferences
How far you traveling day 1?
I'm F and in the bay area, got a spare roomdiscord: spunk.in.my.trunk
>riding bike across the fucking country >doesn't have a plan on where to staywhy do people do stupid stuff like this?
>>35290294You're disabled, I have a fully functioning camping setup and made it here from New England, I just think it'd be fun to meet new people on the return trip.Anyways cancel it all, some complete retard pulled out in front of me and probably totaled my bike this morning
>>35290822damn what a unfortunate turn of events, u good?
>>35290822Glad you're safe. Weirdly enough, I anticipated some sort of accident when I saw you post this earlier
>>35290822Sorry for your loss but grateful you are safe. This was likely divine intervention to protect you.
>>35290822Oh fuck sorry to hear that. Good thing you're alive though.
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to driveLuckily no broken bones or anything, even made it into work after they stitched it all up
>>35290877>This is why women shouldn't be allowed to driveNvm you deserved it. Men have more accidents than women do.
>>35290877Samefagging, I want to poke my finger in there, HARD
>>35290822 oh wow a camping setup, something you never mentioned in your original postwell in that case getting raped by the highway bum sounds so much betterthan getting raped by the random strangers you were gonna meet on 4chanI'm glad your bike got totalled at least this event saved you from inevitably killing yourself on the road at 60 mphconsider this a sign to buy a car like normal sane people
>>35290822What do you mean pulled out? Were you speeding in a parking lot? And you're mad at them?!You fucking retard, you're supposed to go SLOWLY in a parking lot for this very fucking reason!!!So glad your bike got totaled. Dumbasses like you don't deserve a driver's license.
>>35290877I'm going to bite off the bit of flesh that's barely hanging on and chew it
There really is no sense engaging with you defects, so I don't think I will. Smoochies love you
>>35290822motorcyclists always say someone "pulled out in front of them" when they were doing something fucking stupid and illegal. total two wheel holocaust
>>35292460You're not wrong in that a lot of bikers are insufferable egomaniacs and incessantly whine, but you can pretty clearly see in this picture that the car is sticking into the left lane, where I was driving straight at 25mph (couldn't have been going faster since I just pulled out from that red light back there), because she pulled out of her left turn lane into my lane before I had a chance to react
>>35287740I'm right by *b* but don't have a couch. Sorry.
>>35292767Paranoid about where you live but want to meet up with strangers? That's weird. Anyways lucky the cops didn't murder you for no reason as usual
>>35293189I'll tend to trust an individual far more than I'd trust the general public, I don't think it's that weird. Ambulance got to me before the cops could even ask me my name, plus I'm white so I can do whatever I want.
What motorcycle do you ride? I kinda want a kawasaki vulcan S
>>35293522Bmw r1150gs, super awesome bike, reliable, fun, stable, quiet, comfortable for tall people like me, can carry a lot of stuff for long adventures, handles really beautifully and leans deepI really liked that bike but insurance is probably gonna total it and even if I buy it back at salvage price I don't have any way to store it since I'm leaving California soon. I guess that's just lifeI was never into cruiser style v twins but I can recognize some of the comfort appeal, I'd just feel too limited in what I could do with it. You get whatever your heart compels you to though, that's how I found this bike, and even if it doesn't end up being the bike for you, you learn a lot about your preferences that wayI've also got a ktm 520 exc back home but that thing will rip your arms off
>>35290822KWAB
>>35294071Epic rage bait sir, you sure are hip with it aren't you
>>35290947>>35294094Wow did you really get so embarrassed you'd delete your second attempt at saying unfunny retarded inflammatory shit
Do you happen to be or know any males that write WBE or DLA?
>>35297569I take the lack of response as evidence I may be onto something...
>>35297569>>35303470What are those acronyms?Hope your wound got infected btw OP
>>35303509Even better than infected, infested. Thanks to your bitterness, the wound is healing great and I got a cat scan of my neck and there's nothing broken there either. Won't be long before I'm back on a new bike thanks to the insurance payout I'm gonna get too. Life is good.
>>35303621Remember when you said you weren't going to engage with us anymore? You WILL crash and die
>>35303631It's my thread and I'll respond however I please, nigger. Ywnbaw btw
Damn anon. Don't know about letting you crash on my couch, but I can rape and dismember you if you come to Minnesota!
>>35306292Well life is all about compromises, and I think that the value of the new experience and meeting someone like minded outweighs the potential downsides. I'll convince the pilot of my flight to make a stop there just for you, provided that you aren't some fat greasy brown man, and instead a cute petite woman, though I guess in that case it wouldn't really be rape then, would it
