Design YOUR ideal partner (and, if you wish, include yourself as well)!>DON'T: Argue and de-rail the thread>DON'T: Make massive, "thirsty", or text-only posts>DON'T: Make AI slop images (they are incredibly ugly)>DO: GET CREATIVE and DRAW!Things to include in your post:>their qualities>their interests>their QuIrKs>their locationMake sure to be UNIQUE! the best images will have:>lots of color>clear, legible text>decorations and accessoriesRemember to /soc/ialize; Add a contact like:>email>discord
>>35287892Here is the classic template. Enjoy posting!
>>35287892Here is my post, to start things off:>ASLI'm 21/M/USA.>Looking forSee the attached picture for me and my ideal gf. It would be awesome to find someone to exchange emails with, snail mail as well! I will not be checking this thread so please contact me directly if you are interested.>ContactMy Email is: 747fan@proton.meMy Discord (ugh) is: 747.fan(Note that the Discord has a period)While initially we would be exchanging emails, I would definitely be open to traveling to visit the right person.
>>35287892discord: nukevictim
>>35287930>>35288125>>35288885Oh wow so people just spamming their shit in BOTH threads now. What a warm welcome!
>>35289909*freezes time**rapes you 6 times**unfreezes time*
>>35289935your ID says Foid. get bodied, freak.
>>35292369I have the id equivalent of this. I just think you're jealous
the hot centaur chad always gets the girl
>>35287892I am a manDiscord: iamjustnotgay
arbitercoro
>>35292992I need you.
me:38/m/usadiscord:nuzkuz
>24/f/USAforgot to add but prefer to be USA based or willing to move to USA
Skelly hunter you’re delusional but I appreciate the hard earned effort making this ridiculous post! Good luck
Your most likely dying alone if you posted in here with some cringe stuff let’s be real for second. I’m just being real
Disc: Memarine
>>35300643Why are all the good ones in america?Id be willing to move to america but im on contract for at least another year if they dont extend it
I am male.Just drop your Discord and I will add you, sorry if you end up getting a million DMs because of it.
20/M/AustraliaAre there any, ANY girls who live in Australia? I'm starting to really, really doubt it.
>>35301919epicawesomeusername123 is ma Discord
>>35288885No girl here wants your tiny black pecker theyre all here for BWC
>>35302392He's been around forever nothing you say or do will deter this dangerous autist
>>35302392why you looking at my dick you gay or something?
>>ASL - 25/M/USA(EST Area)I know looking for your best friend on /soc/ is probably the stupidest shit ever but lets do this, I need that long term ride or dieHere is a bit about me>>MeSmall 4 inch penisLoves porn and humiliation for my sizeCurrently studying engineering and working full time in the tech fieldInterested in all things tech/nerdy/vidya games/some anime whatnotTrying to become an even more addicted pornosexualLooking for a goon daddy to help me stroke my tiny pp every day ideally to only the pornographic images he sends me.Love non nude, bbc, joi, big booty girls, clothing, censored/beta safe, sph, joi - and really anything daddy decides is appropriate for me!I also should hopefully be able to voice and cam more, still not super regularly but hopefully soon if we get close and you're not insane!And here is what I am looking for!>>YouHung (ideally 7+ inches)Older or same age as meSome similar interests as me(USA) Same or similar time zone as meNative or fully fluent english speakerInterested in this prospectEnjoys feeding porn images to losers like me!A desire to own a tiny penis goon slave who will jerk off at your beck and callAnd someone who genuinely wants to be long term friends! Again, the really most important things I am looking for is mainly someone interested in feeding and forcing me to be more and more pathetic and addicted to the porn you decide is appropriate for my tiny penis which again I think is fully clothed women! As well as just you being excited and interested in forming a genuine friendship!Please be enthusaistic, interested in talking, and yourself! Add me on discord and tell me a bit about yourself and ask me any questions you may have!>>Discord: lilbrim
>>35300643I am almost your perfect guy. (Your age range is really large, though.) I meet all of your criteria except that I don't want any kids. Hope you find someone like me who does want 2-4 kids.
>>35303302Actually, also minus gunpla and Riftbound. I don't know the later, and I'm not into model building but I do think Gundam is cool. I haven't seen enough of it though.
uk mI am not hideous deformeduuuh, 22 virgin etc etc ALSO https://discord.gg/ty8CmfZCAi know im shameless but i need to plug that inwife should be also not hideously deformed and @temerian.fallif for some reason a woman would acc add me since i can't just plug the shit server
Above is me 28/M/EU, below is my ideal partner.I'm just a lonely guy who's been having a really hard time, I'm actually a big softie and I have a lot of love to give. I think that if you find yourself in the pic, even if you vibe with it to some degree, you should come and say hi.My Discord is flvffinvicta
>tfw you will never be loved because you're not of this world, don't value evil nigger/normie practices, and don't have XX chromosomesBaka mitai
I'm M/23/NL 90cm tall, 95 kgmail at sprongstaphink@protonmail.comJust write what caught your eye, who you are, and share a fun fact
>me21f ussensitive young woman extremely kind and sweet once you get to know meapologies if there's too much text in the image. also i hope you like my drawingthe stuff with a heart is a heavy preference, everything else can be negotiated i promise i'm not that picky. let's chat !!!>discord000soft
>>35310910I think you'd love me to death. Seriously. Added. My name is asmodeianisn
>>35310925the ones that seem too good to be true are always troons, don't get too excited.
>ASL20/M/North America>Looking Foronline or in-person relationship, advice, people to look up to, ages 18-50>Not Looking Forromance with men (sorry pretty boys), politics, people who only want money/attention>ContactIn image
>>35287892Is it me, or have these threads been moving slower than they used to?Zenithalecho on Discord
>ASL etc.26/M/EU (soon 27).Straight.>Looking ForHonestly not sure.Been kinda lonely lately and searching for an outlet.Would love a relationship, but can't provide much materially.Down to just talk and be friends. Share pictures, memes, recs etc.Always down to talk religion (won't convert you, just like the topic).>Not Looking ForBPD, DID, trans, most of the crazy mental shit (moderate autism is okay). Just want a peaceful life.Porn (trying to cut back). Sexting is okay but let's not start there.Indians, Sub-Saharans or Filipinxs.>ContactDiscord @tiredyoungman
Has anyone actually dated someone from these threads
>>35317690I have, but they haven't worked out for one reason or another which is why I'm still here.
>>35317690Yes and I usually get ghosted or rejected. There was one that had a chance of going further but she got offended when I told her I needed time to trust her more. That was the last red flag so I dodged a bullet.
picrel should be everything, my discord is redshig
Women are a lie.
tfw no bf>asl23 M England for both (age range is like give or take 1 maybe 2 years)
if anyone is interested in talking to me let me know...!
>>35319015If you are just going to give out your contact to any Tom, Dick or Harry why not just put it in your pic?
>>35318933I believe we might have a real chance if you're willing to accept men who don't fit all of your criteria. Please contact me.Disc: Pseudopsychic
>>35310910doesnt say much sadly. am not 22 anyway>>35318933>doesnt know anything about techunfortunate
https://discord.gg/emJNxB86qLoL & 4tran server - Welcome to the Jghttps://discord.gg/emJNxB86q!!!!!
>>35318606post your contact dipshit
worth shouting into the void sometimes right?always wanted to try one of these out anywaydiscord is ammilith(it's in the picture but just in case)
>>35320182No. I'm just here because I enjoy filling out templates and looking at what other people do with them. I'm otherwise too dysfunctional to follow through.
>>35287892>asl 20s/f(tm)/Usa>discordleave yours
>>35321599ben_279
>>35321599Why am I everything people want then they turn out to be a loon?
>>35322573Bro her only standards are you being fat and white, and she's a pooner. You can't say you didn't know when ftm is right there in the post.
>>35319015discord is chudypants
>>35300731I am 29/M/OH. Read the fucking OP, I’ve had four dudes message me thinking I posted myself.
>>35322573Nothing wrong with ftms, just tomboys with extra steps.
>>35323499It's ok to be wrong anon
>>35323590What am I wrong about? Ftms aren’t men.
>>35323620>here is a pair of shoes>their sole has been sliced open and the laces removed>they are still shoesThats you
>>35322589I can read contrary to your beliefs. I am what she wants but I do not want her. Did that clear it up?
>>35322573dont fret anon, theres plenty of cis f into big guys>>35321653added!
>>35324804Age and rough location?
my dream gf would have to be a lesbian (otherwise there would be some technical difficulties). i dont really mind so much about appearance. A goth or like nicole dollanganger look would be preferred but as long as I think she's pretty idm. It would be nice if we both liked mtg and she could put up with my social difficulties :)
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>>35319015My user is skuldiger_95931
>>35318933hi hi hi i live in england and i fit many of the things on ur image
>>35318933>>35326893im 21 mtftm
>>35317387Bump
>ASL23/M/US West coast>physical descriptionpale white, long-ish brown hair, green eyes, anglo features, average height, athletic build. I'm like a 6/10 facially. I have a nostril and a lip piercing but no tattoos>aboutstandard imageboard user. Was a neet for 4 years, now I'm a wagie. I'm a khhvmy interests are guitar, doodling, learning japanese, C programming, the gym, 2000s tech (especially CRTs!!), and tons of other stuff I'm forgettingmy favorite anime are haibane renmei, eva, 5cm per second, sword of the stranger, genshiken, and lucky starI like mall emo, 2000s alt rock, post-rock, soundtracks, and ambientsome of my favorite bands are underoath, scary kids scaring kids, this will destroy you, 65daysofstatic, and linkin parkI never go to irl social events unless I get dragged out. I only have 1.5 true irl friends and a handful of internet friends, but nobody I vc with. I'm not in any discord servers and I don't have any social mediaI like nature and going for walks. I want to get into campingI don't drink, smoke, or watch porn, but it's fine if you doI have a dumb edgy sense of humor, I think saying slurs is really funny. I'm not a full-on chud thoughnot religious but I like religionI don't want kids>looking fora serious long term relationship living together true love bla bla you get it I'm a sappy romantic nigga. Long distance is fine at firsta girl that's sentimental (without being a cornball) and smart, has nerdy interests, and shares my retarded edgy sense of humor. And likes some of the same music and animeeither healthy bmi or skinny. Any race but black is fine (sorry blacks)I don't mind age gaps in either direction as long as you're an adult and not a literal high schooler>not looking fortrannies (including ftms), men, not a khhv, not into any of the same music or anime, reddit/tumblr personalities, likes to go to parties and that kind of thing, overly chuddy or overly shitlib, hard drug use>discorddontshakeihatetoseeyou_tremble
just felt like filling out the template
>>35331741If you take out the sexual stuff, he is kind of like me. Nice post anon, it's good to see people actually put in effort for once.>>35287930Bump!
>>35331306You're doing it wrong, fuck off bozo
>>35287892I'm on top, and my theoretical ideal gf on the bottom. Feel free to ask if you have any questions. Discord: soldier69
>>35333075Give it up man, youve been posting the same shit for years and no luck
>>35333080I refuse to give up. Also, wouldn't you have been here for the same amount of time to have seen that?
>>35333094Yes, but im not posting im just browsing
>>35333075I remember talking to you years ago hope you're doing welli wasn't in shape when we talked which was why we dont talkgot into shape tho
>>35324804You seem too good to be true, are you actual woman instead of tranny larping as one?
123123asdk@protonmail.com
>>35333208But you just posted.
>>35339957No i didnt?
>>35333075I am also a blonde man who likes taller women. The difference is I have tons of sexual/religious boundaries.Let me give you advice: GO TO LOCAL SHOWS. $5 and $10 dive bar music shows. Find loads of local girls who might be single, enjoy your taste in music. If you do this and are as attractive as you say, you WILL start up some conversations and find people that fit your vibe. Godspeed <3
>>35340228What do you call this then dumb bitch >>35340228
>>35344521Someone off there meds apparently
>>35303266Hello again! Bumping my post because I am still looking for that perfect older male friend! I know this is an unconventional and probably fucking weird request, but if you match or are interested, please reach out to me on discord: lilbrimThanks:)
>ASLM/2/USA>AboutInto computer science and works in the profession although I'm often told I don't look like it. I work out, ride motorcycles, fish, game, and like classical music. I also enjoy cooking and baking bread. I make really good tiramisu. Looking for a co-op partner. Location doesn't matter to me because traveling the distance isn't an issue.>Looking forCute and nerdy shy girl who's a homebody. Doesn't have to be 10/10 in fact I not into that. Don't care if you're a NEET. Talk my ear off about your cute hobbies and interests. >Not looking forAll and/or mostly male friends, tattoos, politics, poly >Contactdiscord: topturo22
>>35351163Correction:>ASLM/32/USA
>asl21 / M / Spain>About youI'm a traditional Catholic but I don't larp like it's the 1950s, I'm just your regular zoomer.I'm into: hanging out and talking, walking and nature, watching movies and shows and youtube, voicecalling, videogames, classic literature, art, the Middle Ages, folklore and stories, philosophy, humor, singing and dancing, electronic and underground music.>what you would provide to the relationshipbeing a husband>what you would like in a partnerI seek a christian girl that's just unique and unapologetically herself. "Not a normie" I guess. Preferably into homeschooling>contactdiscord: icarlycathtelegram: babilombai didn't fill it out but some of these are very specific i don't think romance works like that ("I need a brunette of X heigh"t)
>>35351163>>ASL>M/2/USAMODS!!!!!
18F, I'm tired of LARPing. I'm not trans btw btw btw. i dont have bpd too im generally chill and wont do brainfucking i think. I haven't talked with anyone other than ai bots for several months now ig. i just sneezed. trans ppl and women welcome too, i like everyone. If you match 70–80%, you're welcome. im not very good at english. disc; wellitscool
all the women itt
>>35354542>women want to date attractive men and are not interested in unattractive mengroundbreaking
>>35354600How do you miss the point of such a simple image?
About me:>Born male, still a male, will always be a male, and when they dig my body up in 1,000 years, they will find a males skeleton.>Born and raised in the greatest country on earth, U S A BABY>I love playing WoW and other games on my personal computer>I like long barefoot walks through the desert>I like spamming people with music>I enjoy looking for aliens (both extraterrestrial AND illegals)>I enjoy painting/drawing/art and have been compared to some of the greatest of all time (picasso, da vinci, van gogh, ross, ect ect).>I have a great sense of style despite being a minimalist>I enjoy stealing movies from the internet>I never tip>I hate social media>I'm probably one of the few non autistic posters on this website (rare breed)Do not add me if:>you do not match picrel (looks and everything)>are annoyingly autistic>are under the ages of 24 and over the age of 33>a tranny>a gay male>have been infected with the liberal woke mind virus at any point in your life>dont play retail WoW>are a fat bl*ck individual that adds every male poster just to beg them for stuff>do not live in North America>post on this board regularly>unironically uses r*ddit>has voted within the last 16 years>unironically uses social media>unironically uses slurs as an insult in the current year>has no personalityIf you somehow didnt get filtered, feel free to add me on discord, and who knows, maybe I'll add you back.>discordfreakaleak69420
>>35354542good post>>35354600retard post
>>35353746
>>35355673i sent you a fren request
>>35287892Discord:WizardofZero
looking for a kind, neuroatypical girl who will be there (we'll see if we click)but anyone is welcome to add if they wanna talkdiscord: anonchan
>24/m/german>tall>not fat>active >not unemployed >half italian>glasses>not perverted >hieronymus21 (discord)
ill make a better one another time desuwa>about me20s skinny hairy white male, weeb, gamer, autistic neet>discord_squidman_
>>35356104As the thread says DESIGN AND POST YOUR Ideal. This is my IDEAL GF. Not me
>>35365871hmmm, i should make a new chart then
I know what I want.
>asl20/NonBinary/US (Pacific Northwest)I'm a 5'5, 120lbs twink with long hair and glasses, androgynous too. I think I'm perfect for women with mental illnesses because I have a weak mental constitution and I don't mind being manipulated. I have a laundry list of autistic fixations that I like to talk about and I love listening and having deep conversation too. Very eclectic music taste as well and I'm open to discovering more>discdizzyzone
>>35366135forgot the image :(
>>35365996Did you get my message?
>>35365795Why are all the poly people always autistic/retarded/low iq/ugly? Really makes you think.
>>35367576Yes. It makes me think that maybe society is so focused on filtering out the undesirables that they find even the most basic aspects of it (such as a two-person relationship) to be abhorrent and adapt forms and behaviors that are anathema to the society that rejected them.
i hope my handwriting isn't too ass>discord__dia
>>35368642this is the thread where you put down your ideal partner, not yourself. some of y'all need some reading comprehensiont. professional retardi am 28mfriends welcome though if we clickyou convinced me and ran before i could throat you daddy
>>35369086he clearly wanted to plap you
>>35367576>>35368415You're both on /soc/ so this just reads like you're mindbroken that even the uglies can find more than one partner while you're gay retarded homosexual faggots on the only board on this whole nigger site that's so far gone that the troons still actually think they're women and the coomers still actually think there are real women on the other end of any of these conversations that aren't sellers or muppet-felt stuffed with pig meat. I glimpse you creatures while I'm trying to find good porn here and I just genuinely wonder how it's possible to live like this, the average IQ on this board is 60.
>>35369187>mindbroken yes that's exactly the case. God forbid even a moment of clarity in this modern hellscape where society means a dance of many masks to appease those around you enough that they'll support your existence. Enjoy the shifting shadows on the wall, because you couldn't handle life outside the cave.
28/MBelow is my ideal belovedDiscord: wingedscavengerTelegram: flyingscavengerEmail: cornixdemetrius@gmail.com
>ASL24/M/US>About youinto games, music, reading, working outLooking fora gf. someone affectionate, funny, easy to talk to, and maybe a little clingy>Not looking fordry conversations, ghosting, drama, or anything super casual>discord.moonfatal
>>35287892discord:seventysevendogyears.
>ASL42/M/MO>About meGlasses, brown hair, white, fit, and youthful (for now)>mediaGames: Killer7, Knights in the Nightmare, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, Postal 2, Toby Fox/Earthbound, Silent Hill, Harvester, SMT seriesMovies: Todd Solondz joints, Synecdoche NY, Blue Velvet, Ghost World, The Substance, Koyaanisqatsi, Repo Man, Street Trash, Mom and Dad, and old school anime like Galaxy Express 999, Berserk, and EvangelionStreaming: Mad at the Internet, Kino Casino, Blackpilled, autistic retro game and tech channelsMusic: Boards of Canada, Hooverphonic, Tribe/Dark Wheels, Himiko Kikuchi, Radiohead, Slowdive, Akira Yamaoka, Drab MajestyBooks: A Clockwork Orange, Corrections, Uzumaki, Crime and Punishment>looking forPetite, <30, and an overly intense and codependent flurry of texts leading to a meetup. Friendly toward a (consequence free) breeding kink.>discordm00ns1ddd3Don't bother if you're too paranoid to send pics, can't meet soonish, outside of the 'states, a dude, a prostitute, or a jerk.
>>35368642>>35369086>>35384231
>>35368642>>35369086>>35384386well... have you considered that you might be a homosexual?
Discord is: fujoshi_warriorObviously I want everything to be kept sfw and in good faith!!
>>35369974Bump
>>35310910Huge shame I match almost every single point here but they never actually accepted my friend request and just deleted there account
>>35386665hello added you
black male 39 usaI used to like loli but I like women nowany adult women in need of a boyfriendplease contact me for a relationshipeight inch penis multi orgasmic great staminateleguard @ F47X9KUENdiscord @ unagi386kik @ unagi386telegram @ unagi386
>>35393002Spam your shit elsewhere
>>35392786they want attention, surely you figured that out after being on here for god knows how long?
>>35393982How long? About a week and I was going expecting it a little but seems like just a waste of everyone's time to be on here just to be like "well what did you expect"
>>35287892>25/m/south america (Argentina)>white>175cm>slim>looking for someone to create something creative together since im an ideas guys and i like to write.>contactdiscord: kupo67>not looking formen and trannies
>>35395257>>35287892fucking missclicked on the picture because i am an absolute retard, not posting ever again at 5 am.
>>35287892>ASL22/M/USA>About infoI'm a very devout Catholic, I enjoy, anime, hard rock, and going to the movies. I'm also a big fan of art and getting out of the house and driving places>Discordphrankthetank
>>35287892>asl19/mtf/Atlanta, GA>Looking forAs pictured!>ContactMy discord is: ShilohKnowNoMo
M/24/USA If you'd like, feel free to add me on Discord: TiedEnd4
Somebody NEEDS to make a tool for making these online
>>35400394They already do. Its called paint
I feel like I should be employed at the very least before making a sheet.
>>35400555It takes at most 3 min to do one. Why the complaints?
>>35323967The shoe still doesn't have a Y chromosome or sperm. Women who have had a double mastectomy or a hysterectomy due to cancer, to reduce cancer risk, have other health concerns, or because they don't want children are still women. Roided body builder women are still women. That doesn't magically change just because the woman who is destroying her endocrine system and cutting off healthy body parts says her pronouns are he/him. God, trannies are fucking retarded.
>>35405994NTA, he’s not saying FTMS aren’t women, he’s saying FTMS are undesirable ruined women.
>>35406306>>35323499F2M is trans-incel.
>>35400327Chick blocked me mid-conversation. Hadn't taken a weird turn, nothing sexual, neither of us were dominating the conversation, there wasn't even an awkward pause, just BAM blocked.
>>35407892>chickMan do i have some news for you
>>35400462paint.net is superior
>>35355673Me on the right
FtM 21 Portland OregonI can drive but I'm not doing LDRpseudohalide
>>35384231This guy thinks he deserves that big of an age gap?!
>>35321599Raguspan, if you’re still lurking.
>>35419346i looked you up on the archives, youre not even fat..
>>35287892
If you fit at least half of these and fw non-binary people my discord is: nat085303
Test
on the off chance u actually exist.... my discord is .rikawai
>>35423307Would you accept a person who is 33?
My high school crush is burned into my brain. I am not Jewish. RIP if some anon relates to this.
it's me!
>>35423506With 0 way to contact you
>>35423435unfortunately this might be very close to a picture of me
>>35424622gib disc
>>35424890handsomekrow
>>35423506you sound cute, post contact
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>>35431067add if you want to go to the rapist together and take our lobotomy pills and sew our ears on
>>35423506What does boy girl thing mean? Also, who do you play in deadlock?
>>3528789223/M/EUJust one of my ideals, currently so bored of life I’m ready to sell my soul (and throw in free shipping) to such a girlHere is my discord, I may respond slower to FR because of workexxtraneus
22/m/englanddiscord tsiskari
