Inspired by regularly occuring threads I see on /lgbt/ and /r9k/.A thread for women who specifically wish to be stay-at-home / homemakers and men who have the means to provide that life for them. This is hopefully for long term commitments leading to marriage, not horny dudes looking for bang maids. Cis and trans both welcome.>asl>About you>what you would provide to the relationship>what you would like in a partner>willing to relocate /assist partner in relocating>contact
>>35290937Cant make whores into housewifes
>>35290953You're mom
>>35291033Your*
>>35291129You're morn.
>/lgbt/>housewifeWut.
the ideal man for me does not browse 4chan's /soc/ board, unfortunately. i only post because of nowhere else to go
>>35292393what are your minimum requirements for your ideal man?
>>352923947 feet dick, 8 figures, 9 metres tall, barbed tongue, breathes fire, instills fear into the hearts of men and beast alike. Not asking for much.
>>35292394i want him to be physically fit like me so we can do things together. he also has to be as intelligent as me so we can have conversations.he also has to be as emotionally deep as me so we can share our lives.i don't want an easy man, i want the right person. it's not going to be a minimum vs maximum thing, it's going to be "ah, that's why i needed to go through all that, so that i would meet you." with a big sigh of relief.i'd like him to be able to take care of us, i don't really care how he does it as long as he's not a sissy who sells onlyfans content or something extremely bullshit and unreliable. He has to be straight and not emotionally weak, I don't want a liability. He can be weak with me but the point I'm making is our stories both have to connect somewhere, and my story is rough. It's not vain, I need strength in a man. Any less is unfair to me.
>>35290937>female, 28>I'm autistic, bpd, and fat>I currently live with my mother after failing at having a roommate>I want a normal man who doesn't abuse me, you can even see other women so long as you are sweet to me>willing to relocate because I hate Georgiaif anyone can deal with a fat girl who cries a lot ig I will post my discord
>>35293133if you were willing to lose weight I would have considered it. That's my deal breaker.
>>35293141I'm trying but it's really hard
>>35293133I accept you for who you are. add me on discord pls ins4ne1337
>>35293154>really hardEat less. It's literally as simple as that. You can walk if you want, that's semi-optional. Literally all you have to do is just less and be fucking disciplined.
>>35293154Add me on discord mines dain91
>>35290937Being a stay at home mom was one of the worst things I’ve ever done. Don’t have kids and have some money to put away to escape if shit hits the fan, if any of you are dumb enough to risk making yourself dependent on a stranger from 4chan. This thread is gross.
>>35293169>>35293158my discord is harleclod
23M any girls that will let me play w their boobs while they cook? ill be making $9999999 a month i promise>disc: acheron111
>>35293133come forth chubby angel...
I just wanna be a bang maid and have some allowance to buy books, cooking mags and clothes desu..... I'm pretty horny and ideally would like to have sex four to five times a weekReal woman in my early thirties by the way
Male in my early 30s>About meI like learning about other people's life and interests. Even if we have none in common, I can learn from you and maybe find new common ground. I most of all like to be genuine and ask questions to see what makes you tick. I want to understand you and see you for who you really are, when no one else does. As for what I like, i'm teach-savvy and enjoy cooking a lot, I have many recipes I've created myself. I used to play the piano, but I've forgotten almost all of the songs... spent so much time playing Zelda piano songs. Also enjoy time with pets and have a few plants I take care of>Looking forsomeone who wants a genuine connection>not looking forfriend collectors, men (too many added me last time...)>discord tagcarrot.underworld
>>35293266Sounds too good to be true but send me a request if you're interested, I'm a late 20s otaku that could spoil you probably. tag is electricfountain
>>35293266If you want anon I meet what you're looking for and don't mind providing your hobbiesdisc : insomnia.roses
>>35290937>aslFemale / early 30s / US>About youSkinny, super pale white, D cup tits, black hair, blue eyes, told I have superior geneticsI'll be honest I am stressed out by life as I don't have family or any support system, yes I know this means I'll be abused but I don't care anymoreI didn't get to graduate college and I have worked a dead end job the last decade barely scraping byNo, I did not ride the cock carousal, I was in a long term relationship a couple of times with men who were supposed to take care of me and help me once they graduated but they never didI did not take the covid vax, I am not on birth control, and I am not on any medications I am dedicated to be skinny and hot presumably forever thanks to the advent of cosmetic technology and I avoid the sun>what you provide in the relationshipI'll do pretty much whatever you want except anything that would cause permanent bodily damageI don't care if you want to sleep with other women or have affairs, I am willing to have F/M/F threesomes, I just want to be the wife and get to live in the houseI'm too blackpilled to believe in permanent romantic love >What you would like in a partnerI cannot stress this enough: be physically attractive, be white, a "wasp" type My ideal guy is a chad or chad lite who plays golf or some other rich white man sport and has parents who love him and would love me, tooI want to get to spend holidays with your family and feel like a part of societyGo to the gym and I'll go with youHave a huge cock and be willing to plow me until I'm fucked too stupid for wordsI know I'm asking a lot, but I'm just asking for my looksmatch rlyNo beards or heavy facial hair!!! NO FATS! NO "DAD BOD"S>why are you single if you're so hot?All my relationships have been online because I'm in the middle of nowhereI do not do casual sex >willing to locate Yes>contactYou first, if you're ugly I'll block you
>>35293850>>35293854Please hit me up on Teleguard instead and tell me you come from this thread! PEWS4U5ZA
>>35294436Also if anyone happens to be wealthy enough, I'm up for having a harem arrangement with >>35294064Although I'm not as attractive as she describes, if real
>>35294064unironically know a guy with all your criteria except he’s Asian unfortunately. Maybe try to hit up tech bros? Bound to be someone
>>35292393>>35293113I enjoyed reading your post, and feel as if I meet your requirements. I too feel like I have "nowhere else to go", as terrible as this place is.If you'd like to talk, my email is 747fan@proton.me. I'd love to hear about your day. I also have a Discord, 747.fan, if you'd prefer.
>>35294603...unless of course you're that trans individual who spams the board constantly. In that case, please keep to yourself.
>>35294603yeah i'll add you! we can just talk. Your username sounds familiar though, we may have spoken before.>>35294623i could post once and you would consider it 'spam' because of how little you tolerate my existence.
hi i'm sort of a housewife but i also have more than enough money to live on my own um i just can't really function in the outside world and im looking for a nice lady who can do that! need to be able to drive and also be kind of extroverted.. i have an extra room with a full size bed and a decent PC a standing desk umm it has a mini fridge and air fryer so if u dont wanna use the kitchen much u wont need too,, i dont mind doing chores or cooking i also bake a lot and im pretty quiet i keep to myself i dont mind supporting whatever ur pursuing just be nice and be able to drive and yeah leave contact plsi posted in the adopt thread too
>>35294439I'm real and also bisexual and a lot less picky with girls so even if you're less hot than me I'd still find you cute probably>>35294492Is he still hot though? Being Asian is that much of a debuff if his cock is still big and he's not a weeb or into kpopIt's been my observation also that a lot of Asian dudes have parents that don't want them with a white girl>tech brosI dunno where to find them online, a friend of mine suggested I hit up /biz/ but idk how to even go about that without getting b& for off topic
I am a 70-year-old man and I find myself attracted to girls who are significantly younger than me, both physically and mentally. The age difference is something I find quite appealing.I would very be interested in having a conversation with you. It does not need to be anything sexual. I would be just as happy simply talking and learning about your life and interests.I tend to prefer something longer-term rather than one-off exchanges, although I am open to either depending on how things develop.If you are interested in the same kind of connection, or simply curious to get to know me, you can reach me on Teleguard.AT5YNKN54
>>35294436Sent you an add.
>>35294064>My ideal guy is a chad or chad lite who plays golf or some other rich white man>Have a huge cock and be willing to plow me until I'm fucked too stupid for wordsfirst honest foid in the history of soc
>>35294064>I did not take the covid vaxThat you feel the need to say this in 2026 says a lot about you.
>>35294064We are a marriage in EU looking for someone exactly like you. We have had short term situationships in the past which were fine but it did not materialize into moving together, though we did amicably break up.We are both attractive. I can tell you about myself that I am Spanish 6 feet and more than 6 inches, long hair, amber eyes, while she is platinum blonde, german type, and with good jobs for EU. We would totally have a great time with you since you seem to be our exact match in all regards, from your sincerity to your eloquent self, I can tell you must be an avid reader as well.If you would be willing to seek something like that, and even move to the EU, I do not mind dropping my contact. Otherwise, I really wish you the best. We just come to 4chan sporadically for the nostalgia and curiosity mostly so I'll see you around to some time read your tale if that is the case!
>>35295370>we are a marriagegood morning saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>35295403Was I supposed to write "we are married"? I thought marriage is the ongoing union, therefore, a noun. Maybe this is obvious for a native? Matrimonio/Hochzeit, both are valid terms, is the ad literam a translation mistake? The way I see it, it is a direct object substantivized adjective here, therefore acting as a transitive. Does it become an intransitive when translated or..? I guess I became an indian.Good morning sar
>asl21 / M / Spain>About youI'm a traditional Catholic but I don't larp like it's the 1950s, I'm just your regular zoomer.I'm into: hanging out and talking, walking and nature, watching movies and shows and youtube, voicecalling, videogames, classic literature, art, the Middle Ages, folklore and stories, philosophy, humor, singing and dancing, electronic and underground music.>what you would provide to the relationshipbeing a husband>what you would like in a partnerI seek a christian girl that's just unique and unapologetically herself. "Not a normie" I guess. Preferably into homeschooling>willing to relocate /assist partner in relocatingYes>contactdiscord: icarlycathtelegram: babilomba
>>35295617i meant "being a husband lol like idk what to say regular ol catholic marriage get together have kids raise them etc."
>>35295446>I guess I became an indian.yes. hence why you're also considering such disgusting adultery. you are spiritually a swarthy pajeet.>but my wife is into it, saaaaaar!!have some shame, you bum.
>>35294064Eh, I'll bite. I meet almost all of your criteria listed if you count tennis as a rich white man sport. Not protestant, though. I'm not super religious in general. I'm also not going to be a fag and list my le epic stats about myself in this thread I'll tell you more over email or whatever.Send me an email on this throwaway and I'll add you on discord or something. weballthrowaway55@proton.meAlso I am American.
>>35294436I sent you an invite. Just saw the post rn
>>35294844No point in lying and wasting anyone's time.>>35295340I felt the need to say it because to some men it's important. >>35295778>Not protestantGood because I'm actually not religious at all, I'm just willing to play the role if it's a dealbreaker lolSent you an email
>>35294773>>35295881Gotcha, I'm trying to add people and actually have lengthy enough convos, so I won't get to add everyone, but I added you confederate flag anonI'll be back on the app later tonight. Is not healthy for me to rot away all day chatting (or gooning)
>>35296611yaa im excited <3
>>35295669What adultery and who are you to give an opinion about the way I live my life at all? Stay retarded and thinking like the filth and poor person that you are, I am sure my sentencing was fine but your English must not be literary proficiency, just basic and verbally spoken English, thus resorting to random condemnation since that is the best you can point out within your limitations.This is not a thread specifically for Christian monogamists. You are spiritual filth and an uncultured swine at that. So I could not care less about your opinion about shame and whatnot.Though we agree that Indians are disgusting. You may find out about how much if you ever leave your shithole to travel and meet the world. Until then, keep bringing resolved pre-moral dilemmas, perhaps you may find happiness in your pettiness and that is enough.
>>35294719discord: bruhnakor
>>35294064Late 20s/M/USA. White, slimmish muscular build, and at a good spot in life. Let's see if we match?>Disc - 77inverse77
Pic completely related lmao +*:ꔫ:* !!!You never know if you don't try, right...?30s Black F seeking femboy/twink for WHOLESOME connection !!Not into becoming sexual immediately. Have a sense of humor. Unorthodox dynamic discussions welcome. No raceplay. Must be 25+ and this is non-negotiable, thank ya.Discord is RoseOcelot
>>35290937posted this in another thread so might as well post it here. I want nerdy skelly white husband and give him children and love and care. I can cook and clean and take care of children, so idk add me or dont>24/f/usa
Female 21, looking for friends and chatting, discord: stellafox17
https://voca.ro/17AttFn4VPnH
>>35294064>posts on 4chan looking for love>talks like an autist>struggles to find a partner even with "superior genetics">in 30sYou're clearly too ugly and autistic to find what you're looking for. Any normal modern woman >3 would have 0 issues finding multiple men, getting married and having kids... so what's your excuse? Being too stressed? Nigga please. You have to be butt ass ugly or a dickless troon to fail at life that hard.
>>35296611Didn't even hit me up yet :((
>asl19/f/usa!!>about meshort and soft mexican girlclingy, affectionate, homebody, kinda doggish when i like someone :3love cooking/baking and genuinely wanna be a cute little housewife someday!!games/anime/internet junk + way too onlineactually wants marriage/home/family eventuallyplease be at least a little weird and have a sense of humor!! >contacttelegram: @maikikimonsend asl + say you’re from /housewife/if i like you enough i’ll probably give you my dc too :3
>>35301792>looking for loveI didn't say anything about love, I straight up said I don't care if I have to share him as long as I get to be the wife. If he's attractive, he's going to sleep around.>talks like an autistwhere do you think we are? >In 30sYeah I wasted time in committed relationships with men who lied to me, time just kinda flew by, it's not like I was out partying and sleeping around>what's your excuseI'm in the middle of nowhere, all I've had are online relationships, and I'm also extremely picky with 3D men due to a lifetime of masturbating to hentai
>>35303821Dang, solid mature answers. M 27 here, uk based. Discord is thatcactuscommander
>>35296496>to some men it's importantOnly for the bottomof the barrel, low IQ submissive sheeple type of men.
>>35303821Check your email
>>35294064Don't add her if you're not insane, I'm not joking. She's a time waster and likes blacks.>t.knower
>>35304950Could you elaborate more?
>>35303821Got a throwaway email?
>>35304959Yeah, but I don't like talking in details about this on /soc/ or 4chan unless the person is a super degen who is into diapers or other shitYou'll see what I mean anyway if you'll get to talk to her
>>35304950I do not. What the fuck.
>>35304999Okay, I simply said that to someone who may feel a bit confused when they see the reality, so it's more like a small support for people who got unlucky enough to fell for it.
>>35304979I'm admittedly very curious and it seems like she's ghosted me anyway. My throwaway email is weballthrowaway55@proton.me.
>>35293133fromsoftnpcI'm a guy who loves fat girls and lives in GA!!!
>>35305026I'm not into black guys, in fact I specified white, you're some kind of fucking cuck and I think your kind should kill yourselves.
>>35305148You may convince everyone else, but we both know what you are. Also, don't worry, I didn't ruin your housewife dream by a few posts in this thread, I think most people won't read past "f" and won't read my message in a bottle for them
>>35305206I don't fucking know you. You're mistaking me for someone else. Do you spend so much time here that all the foids mesh together? >housewife dreamThis was never my dream lmao I just want to have a hot husband I'm not repulsed by and in return have some stability. Go back to jerking off to your cuck shit on /gif/ since the gene pool is clearly closed for you.
>>35305321No, I don't have a dementia and able to remember every girl I have interacted with, part of it is a technology that allows me to save and archive all the conversations we had!You sound more like a type of person who would be into stuff you're describing in your message. I prefer having sex with my monogamous khv gf I found here :)But you act well on public, I'll admit (hopefully it's an act and you haven't gone full retard mode because of your life).
>>3529406433, m , australiatall, blue eyes, can make enough money to fly you over here.I golf and jiu jitsu, not fat and i have to clean shave for workim single because i travel for work alot and australian women are whoresDiscord; Crownblood
>>35290937>and trans both welcomeNothing trad about this thread.
