This will sound like a strange proposal.I'm a slim mid 20s female in the southwestern USA (born here, have citizenship).I was thinking about joining a male in a cope relationship.We pretend to be who each other actually wants to be with.Reqs: willing to partake in the larp, willing and able to join me on a roadtrip in my car or let me move in, willing to get married and have kids, white, 5'11"+If you're close enough, perhaps I can drive to you and pick you up.Post disc/email, thoughts and summary
>We pretend to be who each other actually wants to be with.>req: 5'11+
>>35299855Why does height bother people more than ethnicity?If anything it's easier to change/fraud surgically speakingBut yeah I want the larp to at least be semi plausible, gotta cast an actor that works. If his oneitis is black and 4'5" I wouldn't be a good fit either.
>Reqs: whiteoh fuck off you racist bitch
>>35299952Lol, okay.Nice b8 after my last post.
>>35299952is this just the same indian guy that makes this post whenever he reads somebody's preferences
>>35299880>If anything it's easier to change/fraud surgically speakinglol"Why does height bother people more than ethnicity?I'm not against race mixing but its' normal to be into someone that is of a similar ethnicity.lol also even in your condition where you settle the guy also has to be tall, that's why that anon was laughing. You should have chosen some guy who was just taller than you and average. It's like if I said I need a woman to cope with, please have a nice chest.
>>35299968The nice chest ask is fine too. They're playing a role.Height is also a normal requirement, wanting your partner to be some number of inches taller than you.5'11" is shorter than my male equivalent and abundant on here.The only difference with the chest requirement is it may just be less pragmatic as there aren't tons of women to pick from on here to begin with... so asking for a white big breasted biofemanon to join you in life is not likely to net you good results.That said there's nothing wrong with someone trying
>>35299880>Why does height bother people more than ethnicity?Because you are fucking retarded and will die alone. The wall isnt far off
>>35300002Oh no. A little more than one in 3. So rare. Lol
>>35299792You stating that you want a good relationship and then also following up with some physical standards on a male or the reason why you're mid 20s still single. And it amazes me that you question why you say "why do guys take height as an issue?" Why the fuck do you even CARE about a dudes height to begin with for a "cope" relationship? My god I heard some stupid shit before on /soc/ but this shit is probably worse than chickn spam and Cassie spam. You want to be entitled to male physical standards meanwhile you also want a cope relationship? Crazy wording there. This is why OP you're over 25 and no ring on you or no man has made an attempt to knock you up. Because you want 2% of men that meet your standards but you as a woman don't even bring shit to get a man like that ! Let that shit sink in OP. You're too ugly to even attract a man like that because you would've done it already. I'm not doubting you that you can score a tall white dude who's down to have kids and makes a good living. But truth be told if a dude like that exists , he knows he has options , you're not good enough to be that option. Good luck on your search OP. You're not finding your ideal man and then having him commit. I know white girls who date Hispanic men at their eye level and these couples are way fucking happier than you are. Because these men slide a ring on them but your 5'11+ white man still hasn't :( . Maybe the graph explains why lol.
>>35300047>Why the fuck do you even CARE about a dudes height to begin with for a "cope" relationship?1. To actually play the part effectively2. Sexual attraction>This is why OP you're over 25 and no ring on you or no man has made an attempt to knock you up.I've been offered marriage before, men would bring it up early sometimes. I've been engaged before too. Men have wanted to knock me up. I'm single by choice because I'm very picky. I think some people don't understand not everyone wants to "settle">WallAI often still processes me as underage. I look very young. I am below the average age to marry. I'm tired of the fear mongering. If you think I'm asking for too much, I have very high attractiveness percentiles on my measurements too. (Men who meet my standards will get them, don't want to semi-dox myself.)A woman who accepts just any man to knock her up is just being dumb. I don't play by those rules.
>>35300047Also as far as>white girls who date Hispanic men at their eye levelYes, people have different preferences! That is not a shocker.I wouldn't trade my life for someone else's.>5'11+ white man still hasn'tI have been engaged to a guy like this already.
Anyway, I don't want to respond anymore to seething guys who want to shame someone for being 26 and not having picked her husband yet.I will add anyone who seems like a good candidate if this thread turns anything up.
My question is, are you fun to be around and have cool hobbies? What do you geek out about?
>>35300085We're not seething at you for being 26 and looking for a guy. You're just demanding XYZ thing in a man on things men don't even have control on. You begin to see why you managed to have all these instances of men giving you a chance of marriage ? But you're not married ? You sound like you're the one that's unmarriageable as opposed to it being you having some picky requirements on a man and that's a result of you not having a man. You really do want the best option for you AND also disrespecting the guy because it's a "cope" relationship. You're literally setting it up to have men line up for you. That's the shittiest way a woman is going to find a man. You want some good advice on being able to find a marriage ? Go talk to married women that are in stable relationships then going on here to find a man. You need to find yourself out of anybody because you got all these men in your past experiences but not a single ring on you. >But I'm single by choice ! That's female cope that you can't get an ideal man. You openly admitting your history is a huge ass red flag for a dude who meets your requirements. They ain't going to find you as an ideal wife. You can't even become a wife with multiple men already!
>>35300089I think I'm fun to be around! Most of my friends are online, but I have some irl. I'm pretty introverted. I like lifting weights and cooking. I also enjoy optimizing biology, looksmaxxing, those types of things. I'm interested in psychology and politics, and I like to watch podcasts. I also enjoy night walks :)
>>35300119I honestly would like to go to different downtown areas and see what hobby shops they have with you if you are interested! Do you know how to roller skate and would you be interested in going to art shops nearby wherever?
>>35299792I'm very curious what you mean by cope relationship. Do you mean as in we pretend to be each other's ideal partner in terms of personality/interests/what-have-you? And you said you're picky and don't want to 'settle', what exactly are you seeking? Is this not settling by definition, or is it just like pretending to embody traits that the other would define as 'perfect' whilst still meeting somewhat-ideal standards? I'm white, mid-20s, above said height, live in the southwest as well, and am more than willing to get married and have kids. I have my own car and apartment though so I dunno how willing I'd be to just drop everything to go on a roadtrip. You could definitely drop by though or we could meet up somewhere in the middle. I'm tentatively interested but I'd like to know more about what exactly you're looking for and more about you. email me at marriagethrowaway@proton.me
>>35300123>I honestly would like to go to different downtown areas and see what hobby shops they have with you if you are interested!Sure, that would be great! What types of hobbies do you like to shop for?>Do you know how to roller skate I think I've done it before(?), but if so, I'm not well- practiced. I thought picrel would be cute, but when I looked it up, it turned out this was actually rollerblading>would you be interested in going to art shops nearby wherever?Yeah, sure!
>All it takes is one guy just jumping right on in with getting to know her to bring more color out of her
I am 6'2 and white, also im interested in learning more about you after this very unique and cool postgrug53 on discord
>>35300125>>35300179I'm starting work rn, but I will reach out to both of you when I get a chance. :)>>35300166Thank you anon, I appreciate it!
I'm a chubby man (280lbs), mostly white, but I live in south Africa, in my 30s. Never a girlfriend, and it's probably my one of my few chances of ever finding a happiness in this life. I'm willing to even change and start exercising for you, if you're real, of course. I'm 6'5, but I feel like height never helped me much and that's why I'm sitting in front of my laptop every day and neeting my life away. But I'm a khv and I need you to be the same, that's my only requirement, except for being a biological woman. I'll send you my discord in case you're interested
Your a fucking weird interesting human foid let’s go nuttycondom69@gmail.com message me to talk business
>>35299855can someone be my waifuat least pretend you enjoy saying hello once a weekreqs: willing to raise my children, willing to get married, Z cups
>>35299855I can pretend to be ≥ 4 inches taller, no problem with this.
I meet your listed reqs and am interested.Contact: lebendeGestalt@proton.meA couple of questions I have:1) What is your timeline on getting married and having a family? This is something I want but it probably wouldn't be feasible for me to do within the next two years (currently a graduate student with two years left in my program). 2) How willing to relocate are you? The job market for my field is pretty volatile, so I am not sure where I might land a job once I graduate. However once I have a job I expect it to be very stable and to have consistent time off (would be working in academia).
>>35299792I'm in AZ, white, and 5'11. Let's talk. My disc is lint8968
>>35299792would u be interested in a failed mtf? im from texas and 6'2
>>35300138Blonde hair blue eyes. 6ftAccounting majorsocaltemail123@proton.meYou can get my discord there. Not posting here.
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>>35299792Post your tits tho
>>35300068Ngl OP, I fit your prerequisites, but what do you even offer. If you were actually attractive and had a good job, I'd happily post my Discord, but I'm not sure what you offer that makes all these demands worth it.
>>35299880>If anything it's easier to change/fraud surgically speakingIt's not, you've never had a bone surgery in your life. My sister has one implant for her ankle and it's constantly getting infected and she can barely walk. Same for my mother who has one bone replaced in her ear for balance.It's easier to pretend you're arab/latin/med if you have the skin tone. Some brits could pass as german and any german can pretend to be a scuffed scandinavian. Nobody can pass as true frogs.All the eastern europeans could pretend to be each other, or russian.There is NO risk free way to solve height or hair loss. Platforms and wigs will unironically be more cringe than wearing makeup as a man.The only choice for manlets is to shiremaxx, and the only option for balding men is to skinheadmaxxYou would never actually date a man wearing a toupe or who uses platforms because it implies insecurity over height. Even if they were only doing it because of YOUR insecurity of being seen with a shorter man. Which is usually the case. Men don't actually fucking care about height or hair, it's only women.
