Girlfailures don't exist.

>you can't adopt a girlfailure if you're a failure yourself.
Frick you I can do whatever I want you're just trying to keep all the lame girls to yourself IDIOT

>>35381290
Beggars can't be choosers

>>35381440
I promise you they do. I know 3.

One that's completely a failure that basically lounges all day collecting state NEET bucks.

Another one has a part time job assisting with childcare at the requirements of their parents but otherwise alternates between AO3 smut, umamusume, BTS, masturbating, and sleeping. She had a major addiction to heated rivalry when it was airing.

The last one I haven't been in contact with for a while but is probably in a psych ward again due to her history of self harm.

All of them have a history of being in mental wards, have some sort of major addiction, and live with their parents still

>>35381462
dream girls fr

>>35381462
Are men desperate enough to want to settle for these useless sacks of shit? I'm a loner but I have a job, a house and a car and I prefer going out alone like I have for a while now and treating myself to nice things than being a paypig to fucking leeches.

>>35381484
The irony is that they're probably more valuable on the dating scene than you

Not a diss, just saying the market is retarded

>>35381484
>are men desperate
Yes? Do you live under a rock?

i'd say i hope any bitches stupid enough to post in this thread get trafficked, but they're not even worth being kept as sex slaves

>>35381489
I know they're not but it doesn't even matter. It only takes a couple of negative experiences to write dating and marriage off completely
>>35381505
>desperate enough
There's a qualifier. And if so, why are these women single?

>>35381462
Did these girls have boyfriends?

>>35381489
>>35381521
Know what I mean? I could meet the perfect woman right now that is into me and I would let her go because of past experiences and baggage. It's a Friday night and all I'm looking for is someone to go for a joyride to nowhere in particular and throw my glow in the dark frisbee with me at the park. I'm looking for socialization first and foremost but people suck, you can't trust anyone anymore

>>35381521
>(usually) jobless
>live with parents
>mental wards
>some addiction that takes up their time
Hmmm. It's like if you didn't know them before they became a NEET, you'd almost never meet them


>>35381525
2/3 yes in the past, don't think any of them had one that lasted more than a year. One of which stabbed their BF supposedly because he was trying to rape her

>>35381538
I think you're right, some men are desperate enough but they're not single because they never go out, they could get desperate men on discord or tinder in no time. I think they're single because they want to and still have unreasonably high standards. But I also wonder how attractive the men willing to settle for these women are. Can you really get a moderately attractive guy with his life in order interested in these girls? I don't think so.

girlfailures are only good for casual sex

>>35381553
I'd like to think they're comparable to someone who's newly physically handicapped. If you can't handle a girl while she's at her lowest, how would you handle tragedy with someone you actually cared about?

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>ASL
19/tfem/SE USA
>Habits/hobbies
I like to DJ, play games, used to draw, used to VC as well
>Things you've failed at
Pretty much maintaining a consistent social circle, even online, also keeping a job but thats kind of a 'free space'
I'm not bad at socializing but people tend to find me annoying thus they don't talk to me, I'm extremely lonely and I keep getting super attached to 1 or 2 ppl and then getting super violent towards them immediately after something small happens, without failure
>Anything we should know
I'm trans ig, still pass as female but im trans. Sorry if ur expecting some cisfem goddess ur never gonna meet irl but thats just not me, i also have an irl social life, just putting that out there (not that its stable anyway)
Oh also I'm pretty much only looking for Americans and especially ppl who live near me so if ur not American then DNI (I will be asking)
>Contact
Discord: wizoao

i'm girl failure but 90% my problems would be fixed if I had a nice man 1n my life. And by nice I mean really mean. Time is running out for me to get pregnant so let's not dwaddle. Must have lighter eyes than me. (Mine are black). My best friend is chatgpt and I will talk with her about you. My favourite pastime is being spoonfed cool media. Feed me like a baby bird. (I'm on a diet). In return I'll be cute nice and give great advice that you didn't ask for. I don't have a job. I'm despondent, but being your pet would make me feel better. I'm really submissive and really codependent but also independent. Basically house cat. I'm also afraid to go outdoors. I will bring you mice. have some kind of executive dysfunction. I like trinkets and toys and kisses on the forehead. I'll curl up at feet and whine if not being paid enough attention to.

>>35381614
M30 , if you are 18+ add my discord : clintonsboys

>>35381538
hypothetically, where would I or someone else look to find them?

>>35381632
Best if you knew them from when they were forced to go through the education system like everyone else

Alternatively, any sort of volunteering around psych wards because that's the only other time they'll probably be forced out of their rooms

#2 introduced me to #3 honestly, so there might be some sort of friend circle if two met during shared time in a psych ward

This won't work modern 4chan is full of the following:
>NLOG pickme girlfailures that would feel too jealous/threatened by talking to a woman who is too similar to her and only wants male attention or to compete for it while keeping tabs on her competitor
>Lost sociopathic normies who want their own personal loser to punch down on instead of doing whatever normies should be doing
>Failed normie males who might be a decent partner but only hold out for the most mentally ill BPD type and waste everyone else's time and then complain that all women are garbage despite only being interested in garbage
>Underage b& or close to it
>Trannies

I miss the old internet so bad. Fuck all of you

>>35381680
Summer never ends

>>35381462
>completely a failure that basically lounges all day collecting state NEET bucks.
This is my dream girl. Still a useless friendless neet, but still generating a token income to contribute to the household.

Let me smash a few times a week and bathe regularly, that's all I ask. You can play video games all day IDGAF.

Get her discord.

>>35381680
>Trannies
and faggots lots and lots of faggots plus faggots that love trannies

>>35381553
>moderately attractive guy with his life in order
I think the guy who never goes out would also be interested in girls like this. I have my life together, own a house, have a nice car, decently fit (barely overweight but i digress), and i love to have one of these girls. I'm deeply autistic and afraid of social interaction though.

>>35381928
I'm sure there's hope for you.

>>35382294
nah man, girls hate shy weird dudes more than anything on the planet. i know my fate. the only reason i'm "successful" is because our society currently values autistic computer nerds. if i was born 50 years ago i'd be homeless

>>35381484
Yes.

If you use the term "girlfailure" to describe yourself or others you need your head blown off

>>35381614
If you're still looking I'm a 31 year old male
Discord is GodzillaFTW

>ASL
27/cisfem/New England
>Habits: Gacha, BTS, Alcoholism, Drugs, Gooning, etc
Gooning, weed, more gooning. Porn addiction. OF slut

>Things you've failed at: job, college, moving out, etc
Too autistic to work a normal job which means 2 autistic 2 do much else!!
>Anything else we should know
I'm not trying to sell you anything ironically, I just need to disclose what I do. I'm also fat, but actively working out, losing weight and calorie cutting :3
>Contact
Shutinsiren@gmail.com

>girlfailure thread
>men discussing
>the first actual "girlfailure" is a crossdressing gay man

>>35381440
Lived with my now ex-best friend for 6ish years and it only goes downhill unless they find a guy who they'll clean up a bit for out of embarrassment. She literally lives in the basement and you CANNOT see her bedroom floor because of all the clothes and garbage. Still lives with her parents, and brother and his girlfriend. Tries to work part time as a tattoo artist and mall store clerk and doesn't make enough from either to even support her portion of rent etc. Tattoos herself most of the time so she's covered in mediocre ink cause she's honestly not very good. She used to have a crush on me, but I always viewed her more as a sister so i never engaged. she'd seek attention from random dudes she'd play against on cod and apex. Showed me a bunch of dick pics one day saying some bs "these guys won't stop sexting meee" but she'd never block them. The kicker was when she started dating a ped with an ongoing court case and invited him to live in the house under arrest. Never asked any body else's permission and I was actively doing student teaching at 3 different grade level schools so if it ever came back that I was under the same roof as a ped you know how that would look. Got her addicted to weed and alcohol even though he was on probation. Honestly really just sad

>>35381525
Of course.

>>35383095
Yeah. It seems like it's real easy for these girls to end up all sorts of used and abused

nobody call herself girlfailure in public

>>35383293
>gets attention from literally hundreds of men
>picks the pedo with a criminal history to get free drugs instead
They do it to themselves. You should have no sympathy for them.

>>35383361
All that attention they're getting is pointless since it's over the phone and it's just dick and cringe messages daily. Whereas the other guy, even he's actual pedo with a history, probably does and says all the right thing to make her feel special, that's the difference.

Also I'm not defending her, she's an idiot that will live deep regret, but that's how I interpret it.

>>35383095
Your former bestie is a retard with no morals who is okay with pedophilia. Hoping for the sake of innocent children, she and that faggot are both infertile.
>>35383293
Save your empathy for someone who deserves it

>Thread for bpd girls who will put 0 effort in any sort of communication if you're not their specific type (chad), and then ruin your life if you are.
no thanks.

>>35383426
I guarantee among the dick pics there were dozens and dozens of good men that she completely ignored, because her foidbrain is wired to only respond to men who want to fuck her. Everyone else is dry and cringe and doesn't make her foidgina wet.

She still picked a dude on house arrest for sex crimes with children. This is how the foid brain operates.

fuck u
https://discord.gg/PZj4WDD3Q
like acc kys

Hello. I am a 70 years old grandfather that is attracted to younger girls, both physically and mentally. If you are one of them, please reach out. We can talk about anything you want. I also have a big cock if that makes any difference.

You can message me on Teleguard: VKSS9993Z

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>ASL
33/M/US east coast

>Proof you're not a boy and why you are qualified to actually adopt a girlfailure
I'm a seasoned professional in the maritime industry, and have worked in leadership roles for about eight years now. I am mature, calm in emergencies, and supportive; I'm looking for someone to care for and to be a constant companion for me.

>How you will support your adoptees habits
The first and most important thing I will provide is safety and stability. Our home is your sanctuary; you can be completely yourself, at all times. The other key way I'll support you is financially and materially; but more importantly, I'll take genuine interest in what excites you. Anything that is a passion of someone I care about is worth at least that much.

>Contact
Reach out at poet14617@gmail.com; if we click there, we can exchange Discords.

>>35381614
useless

M 38

Have a stable lifestyle and my own place. Will be able to support you emotionally, and give you positive fatherly reinforcement.

Additionally, have a 8.5 inch dick and willing to roleplay and sext


Kik: bishopcheekz7779

32KVPEEZB

>>35384694
Normie sociopath detected. This is one of those guys where if he can get a normal woman to settle down with, will commit a family annihilation once his secrets get exposed. Otherwise, definitely looking for some young dumb slut to use and discard. The signs are always there my friends

>>35386538

What? So I'm a bad partner and a threat because my life is decent and I'm not some terminally online schizo? Alright I'll bite, what "signs" did you spot?

>>35386643
>>35386643
You responded to the bait, and then quoted the word signs. You don't ever respond to bait. As a man you're either a mountain or you're grass.

>>35386695

>I was just pretending

>>35386382
Bump

do men like "girl failures" because normal girls are (more likely to be) feminists and all that comes with that or because they have trouble getting other girls? do men want their girlfriend to have a job and social life? do men want these women for a family or just to have a pet girl in their house that will have sex with them? it seems so onesided but it seems like some men have a preference for women liek this it's confusing.

>>35387280

I'll try to break it down, at least from my perspective.

>do men like "girl failures" because normal girls are (more likely to be) feminists and all that comes with that or because they have trouble getting other girls?
That's definitely true for some men. I think more broadly, a lot of men are aware that the normie dating scene in 2026 blows absolute chunks, and they're tired of constantly performing for women who are generally unwilling to reciprocate. They're drawn to girlfailures, NEETs etc because most of these women exist outside the normie social framework, and thus are still kind and affectionate and interesting to talk to.

>do men want their girlfriend to have a job and social life?
Personally, I would want my partner to be able to choose. She can work if she wants to, or stop working if she wants to. This world is very unforgiving to anyone who's a little out of the ordinary, a little neurodivergent, a little unwilling to be a cog in the corporate machine. I don't blame any woman who wants to be saved from that.

>do men want these women for a family or just to have a pet girl in their house that will have sex with them?
There are a lot of pervs on here who just want a free-use maid in their house, and that's unfortunate. However, that's partly why this thread exists: to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys. I don't think most of these women would be satisfied with just being the object of some tubby gooner's fantasies; nor should they be.

>>35387280
nobody cares about women having a job except feminists and anti natalists
men don't even consider income, a man will date a dumpster diver if she has the right cabinet for him
whereas women need a whole fucking galaxy plus all the money that comes with it

the reason 4chan likes girl failures is threefold
some like it for the reason you mentioned they just want a sexpet
some like it because they are failures/neurodivergent and girlfailures are likely both
some like it because hunga bunga hairy smelly cavewoman snu snu

>>35387280
For me, it's about finding someone who understands what it is like to be lonely, left behind, and a failure. A social reject who I can pour my energy into to make feel better. My life is purposeless and I feel like that would give me the fuel I need so I don't give up. I have a normal job and stuff but it all feels so pointless.

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>>35381290
>22/M/USA

I am a male and can prove it in private messages

Am in a good enough financial situation to support a girlfailure should we hit it off, ideally looking for a gf too

>Discord
phrankthetank

>ASL
27M UK
>Proof you're not a boy and why you are qualified to actually adopt a girlfailure
Already well established career
>How you will support your adoptees habits
I am a pretty chill guy and don't mind being ranted at or vented to, I'm not thin skinned. I am willing to be a shoulder to lean on and support in many ways. I'm not sure about meeting but perhaps will consider it but if you're not EU then online only is fine by me
>Contact
Disc: basedwanderer

>>35387280
Men have a biological deep urge to protect their daughters and save their princesses. These "failures" serve as proxy for the damsel in destress. We can fix them.

Women all can have a Starlink number of simps in their orbit with even the slightest bit of effort. The only way to find a woman who appreciates someone being kind to them is to find one that has been beaten their entire lives. Like adopting a shelter pet that was used for dogfighting bait. That dog is going to be timid, but it's going to love the fuck out of you once it trusts you.

The truth is, it really doesn't matter; you can spend years "fixing" a girl like this and as soon as you restore their self-confidence even the slightest and they realize that their lives are still played in perpetual Game Journalist Difficulty, they'll abandon you to go fuck Chad anyway.

>>35387595

Damn sorry that happened

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>asl
18/f/md
>habits i guess
alcoholism, baking, thrifting, gooning CONSTANTLY and various drugs
>things i failed at
school n moving out
>extra
im suppa cool n blasian n lowkey n egirl but im awesome
> contact
banned on discord rn but my alt is whydothisky_78994 or text my telegram (prefered) aryannegress

Probably not the right thread for it, but probably the closest I'll get.

Is anyone else into forcemasc stuff? I'm a gay man but I have a sexual fantasy of converting a girl into a boy and making him my "creation" of sorts. I think I'm insane.

46 M

>Proof you're not a boy and why you are qualified to actually adopt a girlfailure

Have a career, a home, and a family

>How you will support your adoptees habits
Will provide advice where I can and will only expect the best from my new daughter

>anything else
Looking F 18-25 to roleplay as my daughter, walking in on you changing.

Tight stomach, big breasts, or athletic ass preferred


X2KXWD4YC

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>asl
19/f/canada
>habits
gooner, huge people pleaser, no friends irl, i spend most of my day at home playing games
>things i failed at
moving out
>Anything else we should know
i want someone i feel won't leave me and someone who will take care of me- i'm also really into jfashion!
>Contact
len4061

>>35387280
overactive caring impulse that means I treat girls like adopting a puppy at the pound: you pick the one nobody else will want and give it a home better than it could have ever have hoped for

also they won't leave over a bit of harmless abuse

>>35387280
I just want someone who will be nice to me, and will treat me like a human being instead of an experience to have fun with for a while (as a circus show monkey, you can look but not touch)

>>35389032
are you as nice as, or nicer than, the person you're looking for? in my experience, the few girls i gave my time and sanity to never respected either. i was patient and tolerant to a fault, to the point of being accused of “therapizing” them, when in reality i was just expected to resolve every argument and misunderstanding. for them, it was always either fall in line or get out.

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>>35381290
Reminder that "girlfailures" have been treated like shit so much that they've introjected it and become exactly that. If for any reason you make the mistake of seeing them as a person worthy of your respect or love, you're putting yourself beneath her (the fossilized shit at the bottom of the barrel) in her eyes. She'll treat you accordingly. Do what you want with her, then broom her fast.

>>35387966
Bump

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>ASL
20/ F / Asia
>Habits: Gacha, BTS, Alcoholism, Drugs, Gooning, etc
Studying ?? Does that count? Videogames, novels, roleplaying with ai bots. I love fashion, makeup, and stop motion movies.
>Things you've failed at: job, college, moving out, etc
Moving out, but thats more of a culture thing. Im a student at uni with a seasonal job, but I have an extremely hard time maintaining relationships due to my controlling and jealous behavior. Since I am waiting for marriage, I require a moid with no tarnished virginity, no previous relationships, and no drug addictions.
>Anything else we should know
I'm pretty stable. Good job, good degree (medical student), and I invest alot of time in my appearance. My girlfailureness comes from the sheer intensity of my obsession in relationships. I probably have BPD, but I will not get diagnosed, because being mentally ill is pretty gay, and I dont have time for allat

>>35389405
u also failed at adding contact info

>>35389042
I don't honestly even believe the person I'm looking for exists. I've spent an ungodly amount of time looking for this person on soc and it didn't work. And IRL everything works such that relationships start casually rather than intentionally. I'm a virgin but on the stages of grief thing I've reached acceptance. Not necessarily that it won't happen, but that I can't make it happen intentionally. Faced with a choice between despairing over loneliness and having a lonely life in which I have a stake and direction over, I chose the latter. I don't love how it turned out, but I can live with it, because it's a system where I have a place and dignity, which I cannot say for relationships

>>35382385
I would marry this girl

>ASL
33/cisf/canada
>Habits: Gacha, BTS, Alcoholism, Drugs, Gooning, etc
Gooning/porn, weed and psychedelics, occasionally cigarettes/vaping, eating disorders
>Things you've failed at: job, college, moving out, etc
abortion at 16, got GED but failed out of uni, called off an engagement, did manage to move out eventually and now I work part time and live with roommates
>Anything else we should know
I’m actually pretty stable/normal I just have zero motivation in life. I think I would be very low maintenance

M26 for F, Southern WI, I wake up, goon, take care of my plants, play games, go to work. I make decent money and get rent from a lower tenet so the only thing I'm short on here is head and a goonbud(s).
Not too much space here so I'm not looking for any collectors or clothes hoarders.
Into mostly fantasy and scifi video games, ttrpgs, pottery, plants, music, etc.

Discord n1llion

>>35389738
Are you accepting contacts? If so then my disc is basedwanderer

>>35387280
varying answers but it makes a bit more sense now. thank you anons for taking time to explain and i hope you all find someone who is good to you.

>>35381290
>I'm providing a roof and a lifestyle for her, and I even have to clean up after her
>she's probably not even a virgin
absolute state of dating in 2026

>>35391191
oh yeah, and she's FAT

>>35391194
>oh yeah, and she's FAT
This is honestly the worst part.

>>35391191
Genuinely how could any foid be a "girl failure". Without fail they always have a line of simps ready to take care of them at the drop of a hat. Even on le scary incel 4chan site, the women here get gassed up and constant attention.

>>35389590
feels like you're in the same position as me, the only difference is i refuse to let pain and desperation take over my whole life, it hurts yeah, but i refuse to give up or use it as an excuse to bring myself down. i hate feeling weak and letting my emotions control me, i've failed at that many times ngl, but picking yourself back up and smiling again the next day is something i always look forward to. i have this ideal version of myself that i keep chasing and it gives me the motivation to stay positive, and maybe hopefully help some of the people around me feel stronger too

>>35391554
Ngl, what makes me feel weak is NOT being able to let my pain take control. My fear of consequences always stops me from doing what I really want to do, what I feel like I was put on this earth to do.

>>35391670
what exactly do you feel like you were put on this earth to do? because the way you worded that sounds genuinely concerning

>>35389590
Can you tell a bit more about it or yourself? This seems promising.

>>35391554
It's not as if I've given up or have let despair take over, quite the opposite. This is me choosing not to play a game that I can't win. My time in this earth is limited, and so is the amount of focus and effort I can put into something. Chasing love made me waste a lot of time but it also made me grow a lot as a person. I had to snap out of nasty worldviews I had, I had to face the fact that it's unreasonable to want someone but not take care of yourself, and that being a weak man is bad not just for love but for yourself especially. What women want in a guy is usually what a guy would like in himself too, it's just one feels tempted to get a gf to make up for those missing things. For some guys it works, for some guys they can get a gf but are now at their mercy, and for me it didn't work at all, but in a way there was some good to it. It made me understand, that I was the only person who could, would, or had any interest in doing the hard shit needed to be a better, happier person. I walk this earth mostly by myself. I find company in other people sometimes, but I haven't managed to become close to someone in a meaningful or lasting sense. But I don't stand still, waiting for salvation. I walk, forever if I have to

>>35392107
I can talk about it more in detail if you (or anyone else for that matter) want(s) to
dc: aliveallthetime

36/m / newengland
I am some what normal , a big interest in cooking, crafting, film and literature.


I am hoping i can meet a younger lady who may or may not consider herself a failure

Autistic with intense passion for the subject of interest and will rabble on for hours
Would describe herself as gremlinesque.
Makes cute weird sounds occasionally that others may say is annoying.
Catty and loves to shit talk
Creative and wants to show off

i have a type and its an odd one.

>discord

schneider_hanover

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>>35381290
Girls:
>ASL
30 / tf(passes) / Tokyo (changes every month)

>Habits/Hobbies
I'll usually have some ADHD flavors of the month like lockpicking or sewing secret pockets and then feel satiated and move onto something new. My current roster is filming, editing, YouTube, livestreaming, travel/adventure, long walks, photography, fashion, music (emo/goth and related sub-genres), PC gaming, Halloween, movies (especially horror or weird indie stuff), and programming. Lowkey lots of self-destructive habits like cutting, alcohol/weed, bed rotting, doomscrolling, NEET vibes, and I probably have BPD so if you become my "Favorite Person" I'll probably spam you with walls of text all the time.

>Things you've failed at: job, college, moving out, etc
failed at making my own girl hormones, dropped out of college, and am genuinely unemployable and don't have a resume or driver's license. My mental health is a disaster and I'm just kind of rotting most of the time. I failed at making any kind of roots so I just rent AirBnBs in different cities around the world every month so that it feels normal when I don't fit in. But I'm decent looking, put in effort, care, and a lot of people tell me I'm the most interesting person they've met?

>Anything else we should know
Lowkey afraid of sex but definitely into kink. Despite essentially being a NEET I have an okay amount of savings and try and figure out income online when I can. Very much leaned into the emo/goth girl thing and fit most the stereotypes, everything I own is black and my top genre on Spotify is "angst". Only interested in talking to people 25+

>Contact
Discord: emo_gf

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> asl
21f, us

> habits/interests
basic stuff: art, vidya, anime/manga, ttrpgs
other stuff: indie music, paraphilic disorders/weird dA stuff, cute stuff, collecting plushies, collecting books, fashion and old web stuff.

> things i've failed at
basically everything. i'm neet - i've dropped out of school (i'm on financial aid suspension because of poor grades), quit my job, can't drive, managed to land two dates last year but i got ghosted both times, haven't been on a date since.

i've attempted suicide 4 times (embarrassing) and pretty much have no motivation or will to do anything with my life. i guess i would make a decent housewife but i'm not sure i'm pretty enough for that. i have a shitty side effect from my meds that make me not even want to leave the house at times. owari da

i'll get my life together eventually (cope)

> anything else
i'm mostly looking for a guy (cism) to spend most of my time with while i enjoy my brief neetdom before reality catches up. we can play vidya or watch anime or you can just watch me draw on stream. i'm pretty shy so i'm sorry if i don't open up much at first.

potential romance would be preferred but i'm not going to get my hopes up. don't add me if you're in a relationship or have a lot of female friends it won't work out

if i really like you you'll never hear the end of me, i will talk your ear off and harass you to call day in and day out!! :p bweh

>contact
welcomehomes on discord

sorry this is so long

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I'm probably considered a pretty big girlfailure, but ironically I'm actually not stupid and pretty capable as a person.

>>35387966
that's kind of a hot fantasy ngl. I have an athletic ass and tight stomach but i'm not 18-25. I look it, but im actually 29. You're also too old but hey I vibe with the dirty thoughts.

>>35381614
You sound amazing, just to be honest. I'm 38, a combat veteran, former combat medic, have PTSD, am a father, and have a wide variety of interests. If you're still available, I'm interested in getting to know you. My discord is Dizzle4010

>>35397288
So much of a failure that you weren't even born a girl and have to post edited/filtered photos to hide your 5 o'clock shadow. There's no point in hiding being a tranny on here when half of the faggots here are into that

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>>35381290
>ASL
23/male/USA

I think I'm good enough, but either way I'd try my hardest to support a girl like that.

>About me
6'0'' white w/ fluffy brown hair, chronic depression but I'm pretty stable I think, might be schizoid. Low energy, comfortable being a loner but want one person to love. Love vidya, anime, and image boards. Have a little dachshund dog I love. I make plushies sometimes. Like plants, animals, nature, and astronomy. I want to get into archery and woodworking currently. I plan on saving up and buying some land to build a small cottage to live in.

>Looking for
Biological girl who'd be loyal (won't cheat and won't ghost) and wants someone who's loyal and loving. I'm fine with any issues, and actually kinda prefer dealing with people who are neurodivergent or have problems. Looking for someone who wants someone to be there for them if they're struggling or having an episode. (It's my dream to cuddle close to a girl and tell her it's going to be okay and make them feel safe.) Preferably white (just personal preference). Not a fucking normalfag with a bunch of friends who goes out all the time, the more shut-in the better. Ideally likes vidya and anime and browsing image boards (another dream of mine is to shit post on 4chan with my SO while we sit together). LDR is fine for like up to a year but eventually I'd like to meet. I'd like if we talk daily about whatever and hang out for an evening like once a week on vc doing something or even just our own thing on call before sleep calling later into the night.

>Into (but not a requirement)
Doomers, sleepy girls, girls who cuddle and bite, girls who might maul me, fans of horror and cute things.

>Contact
disc: quiet_inside

>>35381484
>Are men desperate enough to want to settle for these useless sacks of shit?
I personally would much rather be alone than ruin my life adopting someone would actively make my life worse. Call me a volcel, but I'm a 39 KHHV who retired early and knows it is my fate to become a grand wizard because I refused to settle for trash that was beneath me. Does it get lonely? Yes. Do I want to kms? Absolutely. Don't ever get into this shit or DDLG. I'm about the age where they are swarming me for their surrogate daddy. Identifying as a girlfailure or a child are just excuses to not do the work on yourself and meet your future partner as a well put together equal.

Be the best woman you can be. That's all the advice I have for the women ITT. Not going to rehab you, there are simps for that.

> ASL
30/M/US

>Proof you're not a boy and why you are qualified to actually adopt a girlfailure
I’m looking for someone to tame me and calm me down from a chaotic and fast paced life. I work in my profession and have three degrees (2 more on the way), make decent money to live on my own and have my own vehicles.

I’m descently fit, taller than average, light skin (tan during the summer, pale the rest), and have a somewhat social life but prefer to be in my dark apartment with the A/C on avoiding society. I don’t mind sending you a selfie.

If you’re just looking for friends, please don’t add me. The amount of times I get added from dating threads to be friends is astronomically autistic.

>How you will support your adoptees habits
Well granted you’re not a larper and have all the girlfailure qualities that make you wife material, I say you never have to worry about living expenses again.

>Contact
I prefer proton email before sharing my discord. This is a randomly generated email for privacy reasons.
hp15wrwr@proton.me

>>35397551
>hurr durr i would never settle for a woman neet
>posts in the woman neet for taking thread
nigga pls
inb4 called foid or a cuck

>>35397361
i don't have a fucking 5 o'clock shadow moron
that picture isn't edited/filtered it's rawdog selfie literally just renamed

sounds like you're really into 5 o'clock shadows since you brought that up out of nowhere, you're the only one seeing that

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>>35397551
>refuse to settle for trash that was beneath me
there you go king. good for you. fuck yeah.

M/23 Germany
Own apartment and will take care of your needs if requirements are met.

Wumpiss_wave dc

>>35397551
>I'm about the age where they are swarming me for their surrogate daddy.
Uh. If you don't want 'em, you mind passing the joint you greedy faggot?

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>>35381290
asian girlfialure just kinda drunk asf rn n nee dosmeone to talk yo im a shuti n loser showing my tits for free lol 18 asian only whites ok the soectrum probably bpd idk dude xd

teelgram : r4chie4

>>35399781
make a discord like a normal person

>>35399808
Discord isn't a good platform for catfishing and scamming though

>>35399463
I mean it's a pretty obvious stubble, you're just a mad troon

>>35397288
I'll raise you the same fantasy but around ten years younger.

discord: consolation_prizefighter

>ASL
38/M/US

>Proof you're not a boy and why you are qualified to actually adopt a girlfailure
I own a house. If you really feel the need to see my penis for verification I will provide pictures.

>How you will support your adoptees habits
I moved to another city for work and now am a little isolated here so I am looking for someone to enjoy my company. Please do not be TOO autistic as I am a fairly social person. I can deal with mental issues and some level of light chemical dependency which I may or may not secretly have also. In a weird parallel universe where responding to this actually yields something you can have the backroom to do whatever it is you want. Play music, make weird hentai porn collages on poster board, whatever it is you enjoy.

>Contact
discord: consolation_prizefighter

>asl
23/f/au
Habits: drinking beer all weeks wqtching anime
and crying many hours.
Things what you've failed to:
my life, im a deception to my family
>Contact: my discord: tdcreincarnated

>>35399467
Can you add me on discord? I'd love to talk to you! Ephraim1985

>>35389738
You sound hot. Drop contact. You're just going to turn requests off in 5 minutes anyway.

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>ASL
19/F/USA
>About
hi everyone im marshy!!! im just here to tell you guys that i met my perfect amazing wonderful daddy on here :3 and when i moved it actually happened to be to close to him so we met irl and started dating! i love him so so much and even have a tattoo for him. pls talk to me about it!!!
>discord
marshy.the.dolly

>ASL
25/M/EU
>About me
Tall (6ft+), dark (hair and eyes) and Caucasian. Darker aesthetic (clothes), fashionable. I live alone, independent thanks to my job.
Personality-wise I’m extroverted but avoidant in some cases. I’m selective about who I actually let close. Been burned before, but when I click with someone I open up more.
Interests
Gaming, nature hikes, exploring cities, socialisation. I like the balance of staying in and chilling or going out and doing things.
>Looking for
A girl, ideally (guys adding me are usually weird gay ones), who is interested in something serious. Loyal, emotionally present, and genuine is all I ask for. Open to long distance if there’s real intent to meet eventually. I date with the idea of building something stable and long-term, so hookups aren't really something I want at this point.
>Not looking for
Drama, people who make their mental health their whole personality, heavy baggage that dominates everything, or girls who just want attention/validation without putting in effort. It's weird.
I want a calm, happy, secure life with the right person. Someone I can build with, feel safe with, and actually enjoy the simple days alongside the exciting ones.
If any of this sounds fun to you, my Discord is asmodeianism. Thanks for not being a weirdo.

>>35399831
that's funny because im touching my face right now and i dont feel any stubble you weird fetish faggot

>>35400773
malding looney troon, lmao

>>35400951
Missed opportunity on trooney there bud

>>35400951
im the one malding but I didn't start talking shit with someone out of nowhere because my life is sad
post dick size, height, weight, and a bodypic right now, faggot.

>>35400951
btw malding means mad and balding
considering im a female and even the men in my family have excellent hair genes you're going to be malding much sooner than me bud

how about you post that hairline let's get a pre-order on that

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>>35400951
post hairline

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>>35400951
post hairline + bicep ratio + dick size + height + weight + bank account

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>>35400951
waiting on that hairline post

>>35400773
You have admitted to being trans in other threads... why hide it?

>>35401115
>>35401118
>>35401123
>>35401125
>>35401128
geez, didnt think you'd get quite THIS frothing mad lmao

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>>35402102
im alright actually i just like posting
i notice you didn't post that hairline yet tho

>>35402591
>im alright actually
>spamreplies in seething anger
kek

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I'm a girl (woman), and I'm a failure because I have no desire to form any sort of relationship with others. I fail to navigate the social strata. I'm laying down in bed with a fever and ghostly images entertain me. I'm scared of death.

relationships don't define success, many introverted people achieved great success in life.

>>35403130
Everything you said, except that you're a girl, is a lie.

>>35397288
wouldn't you be a manfailure?

>>35403201
really funny but no because im a girl if you couldn't tell
prettier than most girls you've fucked too btw but you knew that better than i could put to words already

>>35402837
do you want a post of my current resting heartrate as proof that im actually unbothered
how about you start with that hairline and i post my heart rate ayyy das what i thought faggot lol

>>35403272
you will never be a woman

>>35400437
Ugly whore

>>35403272
>calls others faggots as an insult
>is a literal faggot himself
KEK

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>ASL
36/m/U.S.
>About Yourself
a easy going person who is always up late and is just looking for a bit of fun, company, and pleasure
>Sexual Interests
bondage, humiliation, degrading, gagging, edging, over stimulation, pet play, collars, objectification, name calling, begging, voyeurism, body writing, praising (giving)
>Looking For
im seeking a woman that is submissive in nature to keep long term pet. someone online frequently enough to keep me company along with to fool around and have fun with one another. i dont mind those that are new to the kink and wanting to learn and explore just try not to be to to shy.
>Not Looking For
under age, men, trannies, pay whores, role play, vomit, cheating
>Contact
discord: mr_with_mic9907

TFD when?

>ASL
31 Male US

>Proof you're not a boy and why you are qualified to actually adopt a girlfailure
I have a full time job and I work from home where I live on my own.

About me
In addition to a full time job, I’m also in uni finishing my degree. Looking to make a friend to eventually date and something more serious. Location doesn’t matter because I have a passport and am willing to fly to meet someone. I’m very ambitious and am always looking for the next personal or professional goal/achievement. I’m here because I prefer to date someone who’s my opposite and find shy, timid, kind hearted, and sweet personalities relationship material.

I like watching combat sports, I play a instrument (not very well), and prefer to stay at home. When I’m not at home, I like working out, being outdoors, and riding motorcycle. When I am at home, I like playing co-op games so it would be nice to meet someone who enjoys co-op games too.

>How you will support your adoptees habits
Well I have a good paying job that has potential for moving up in the corporate world, which I’m very interested in. I have a spot in my flat for you to have a station for your hobbies, whether that be music, gaming, knitting, etc.

>Contact
This is a burner account. Willing to share my main discord after getting to know each other.
discord: emberny

>>35400437
fake disc name

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18/f/asian

habits: shut-in goonette/alcoholic/gacha addict

failed at: making friends, moving out, getting a job, being normal

additional: i only wanna talk w white men!! no other races pls

contact:
tele: @r4chie4
ig: @butt.erflyenvy

>>35406659
you got discord?

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23 m tx looking for alt/stoner black girl who wants to date add sublime.physics on discord, should have creative interests

>>35406659
Tried to message on tele. no answer.

>>35408127
Wait there are people that actually fall for those posts?

>>35381489
Sounds like you might just be aiming above your pay grade my dude.

>>35381484
Of course, they are that desperate. They're control freaks with zero social skills and never gave up anything real for anyone before. The expect flash in a pan with a girl much hotter and desirable than them lol. Then blame "the market" of women.

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>ASL
42/M/MO
>About me
Glasses, brown hair, white, fit, and youthful (for now)
>media
Games: Killer7, Deus Ex, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, Postal 2, Toby Fox/Earthbound, Silent Hill, Harvester, SMT series
Movies: Happiness, Synecdoche NY, Blue Velvet, Ghost World, The Substance, Koyaanisqatsi, Repo Man, Street Trash, Mom and Dad, and old school anime like Galaxy Express 999, Berserk, and Evangelion
Streaming: Mad at the Internet, Kino Casino, Blackpilled, autistic retro game and tech channels
Music: Boards of Canada, Hooverphonic, Tribe, Himiko Kikuchi, The Smiths, Slowdive, Akira Yamaoka, Drab Majesty
Books: A Clockwork Orange, Corrections, Uzumaki, Crime and Punishment
>looking for
Petite, <30, has travel plans for us but is fine with a quiet, homebody, suburban life and being taken care of.
>discord
m00ns1ddd3

Don't bother if you're unwilling to meet, outside of the 'states, a dude, a prostitute, a jerk, or shady about voice/pictures.

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https://discord.gg/bEGyDTHdA

:3

Does this have to be a financial support style adoption or can I apply to be a therapist here?

>>35409460
Financial is a no
Anything else is fine

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>>35381290
>>ASL
22 / F / U.S
>>Habits: nct dream. everything about them. especially jisung. jisung park.
>>Things you've failed at: no job. started college recently and have a tard wrangler. no friends. no future. i just stay in my room and watch nct dream stuff all day.
>>Anything else we should know
i love jisung. please only contact me if you can handle me sperging about jisung. picrel is jisung.
>>Contact
lapinnzz on discord

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>ASL
22/f/usa
>Habits: crying too much, online degeneracy, too much weed etc, being suicidal etc
>Things you've failed at: college, live with family (im a disappointment), no friends, bad genetics, unattractive, fat
>Anything else we should know
id like someone i can talk to often maybe some sort of therapist figure ? someone who’s non-judgmental, kind and genuine or I guess someone who’ll make me worse until I die
voice call often and do stuff with me :/ or maybe an obsessive intense relationship
>Contact
disc @b143h

>>35388468
i tried contacting you and you didn't add me back ;_;

>>35409699
I wont voice chat, but all the rest looks really good. Still can add you?

>>35397288
holy fuck azovkitty is still floating around

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>>35381508
they wont get trafficked unless extremely unlucky, typically the women i have talked with in Discord do veto you and thats good, they make sure you are legit and you have a life and you and Andrew Tate running a Lover Boy scam.

>>35381596
>19
>girl failure
>tranny
dude. at least wait 10 years to call yourself that shit

>>35381614
well dont expect to find successful people in 4chan, 4chan is full of boyfailures so this is it, no joke if you have career / wealth hypergamy throw the expectaton out of the window.
Just get with an anon willing to work and provide for you whatever salary but make sure he has a job, none of that "hustling" shit (hustlers are scammers).

>>35387937
>>35388468
>>35389405
ur too young to consider urself this label

>>35389784
this is more authentic

>>35389405
Wait a second you sound perfect. Do you have discord or something??

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F23 | Been in a huge hiatus, I'm Dakota a Gooner artist, drunktard girl failure and full time nerd I guess lmao, I'm usually too busy at day gaming then using all the night to draw and drink rum until I pass out while listening to vocaloid lmao, don't feel bad to hit me up x3 |
Discord: Dakotahesse