You all know the deal lads. Rule Britannia and all that >ASL>Location >Looking for>Not looking for>Contact
>>35451282I wish I had access to a greggs here in the Netherlands
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>ASL29 M North West>Looking forChat/meetup if you have similar interests.Music I like: https://rateyourmusic.com/~unsunsunsunsI party every month or so, I like anything close to techno.I am into programming, interested in learning how interpreters and Linux work lately. I started working as a webshitter a few years ago and now I wanna understand it all.I like smelly old TV like X-Files and The People vs Jerry Sadowitz.>Not looking forAnyone who is under 25, clingy, an actual edgelord, a gooner, or at least a 50% mess.>ContactDiscord: unsunsunsunsunsunsunsuns
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>Sex/Gender, Age, SexualityMale, Late 30's, straight>LocationSouthwest UK, near Bristol>About meEnjoying a short career break, writer, reader, prefer a quiet life. Don't smoke or drink.>Looking for:Girls who are looking to explore or enjoy controlling dynamics. Autism or a background of abuse is an advantage, but not essential. Happy to talk for those just seeking advice.High bodycounts prefered.>Not looking forNon-Biological WomenThose overseas.>ContactDiscord - untoldpossibilities_76400Email - UntoldPossibilities@proton.me
>ASL29/M/ Greater Manchester>Looking forFriends primarily , especially those interested in live music, and possibly dating (heterosexual) if theres a connection>Not looking forSuper high maintenance relationships as I work hospitality so variable hours and availability, I can usually at least shoot a text back but I am not always available for calls and meets. Also not looking for gay dating opportunities>ContactUKanon@tutamail.comI want to try emails as first contact, it encourages long form content to begin with. Will move to personal discord/WhatsApp etc if we vibe and I trust you
>ASL41 M Essex>About6ft, burly, bearded and rugged bear of a man. BWC. Easygoing, laidback nerd into vidya, movies, comics and long conversations about pretty much anything.>Looking ForI have a thing for lonely, clingy and needy women who don’t have a lot going for them in life with no social circle. Needy little things who crave the guidance and attention of an older man.>Not Looking ForMen, couples, trans, sellers, sugar arrangements or boring people.D'cord & T'gram: alexb011
>>35451298Alsof wij geen goede worstebroodjes hebben
>ASL21. Boytoy Waifu>SexualityFemboy (Dom) Switch>About you/toxic traitsI'll make you gay as fuck>What you're looking forI'm looking for Sugardaddies and those that have always wanted a little femboy secret in their life. I'm looking for married men, or young & older people alike. I have a thing for people cheating on their partners & picking me over them, especially full time straight men. I love obedience & expect daily worship. What happens between us stays between us. I'm interested in doing stuff online & IRL meetups. I love to travel and I've found that it's a good way to do so.I also enjoy teasing simps & dominating your sex life, it gets me hard knowing you're worshipping my ass & genuinely devoted. I have a footfetish and I'm always looking for more foot slaves :3>What you're NOT looking forSad, lonely, rambling in-celibate men who expect something for nothing. Idiots who message me pretending they don't know what I am and haven't read this or "were not expecting this and that". Or weird larpers who insist they're going to meet up with me in real life upon immediately messaging me. I will block you if you annoy me.>Discord/contactDiscord: itsyaboijessTelegram: itsyaboijessi like 9 inch sausagerolls ;3
>ASL35m near Reading>About YouTotal weirdo, happy go lucky, jokey, quite nerdy.I'm more of a darker-minded person, so I'll say fucked up things for a joke, not always or relentlessly but I want to be able to say retard with you and have an inappropriate sense of humour. That being said I'm not an incel chud. For example I have a job, I like people and talking with them, and I'd like a nice person to connect with. I'm not particularly pulled one way or the other politically, I find both sides highly retarded in different ways so I enjoy hating on them equally. I'm a big film enjoyer: wild at heart, fight club (I know, but it is good), children of men, In Bruges, four lions, under the skin, ghost in the shell, Akira, anything by Satoshi Kon, most things with Jackie Chan before Rush Hour 2, and any slop really.Good stand ups like Louis CK, Patrice O'Neal, Doug Stanhope, Shane Gillis, Stewart Lee. I find a lot of stand up awful now. Dudes riffing is usually funnier, like cumtown. Or Norm MacDonald's podcast.Love music: aphex twin, tool, death grips, Biggie, 2000s Nu metal, and pretty much everything except modern pop-slop, it makes me want to reverse Harikiri.Gaming, D&D, gooning, reading, writing, dog walks. You know, people things>Looking ForI'm open to all kinds of people. I'm just hoping to make a half-decent connection with someone. If you think you could vibe with me then you probably will.>Not Looking ForThere's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch (nah, Dutch people are fine)>ContactDiscord: motokospikeSnap: fat9-11
>ASLA: 30S: ML: South Wales>intro / about meFucking nerd. Pretty laid back, definitely a sprinkle of the 'tism, glasses, brown hair, green eyes. I read a lot, play video games and work out, go to work, come back, go to work, come back. Have a weird mix of conservative and liberal views. I play D&D, as DM most of the time due to a lack of them (everyone wants to play, nobody wants to DM) Anything else you can figure out along the way>Into / LFI'm looking for:Companionship, Someone easy going but still willing to put the effort in. Brits or Euro's. Someone to encourage to work on themselves, and have them encourage me too.>Not into / Not LFI'm not looking for:Men (I have enough male friends)>Contact infotag: panchothe2ndpic is a pretty job I went to
>ASL19m, north east>Looking forI like dressing fem and would love to have a sex partner who is into that, who tells me what kinds of looks they want etc. We could meet and fuck and more than that if that's what you want.>Not looking forI don't mind if you just want a friend etc. My main condition is that you're close enough we could actually meet.>ContactYonyonsonwisconsin on tg
21 SissyFemboy uk.Seeking 30+ owner that is very serious about finding long term realtionship that plays some of the same video games as me : ) I need a daddy for life guidience using many techniques to make me a better girlAbout me: im paige im 6ft0 dark medium hair growing it more again. White. Average body type. I get told nice legs and bum. I am pretty sure im depressed. I am a looser and failure in life. I dont like my life or the skin im in.i hate my parents yet cant escape. Im hoping ti find a purpose in life an identity and that would be serving you.Video games: overwatch, league, cs2, valorant, rocket league, runescape, I also have game pass for things like the f1 game and for fun coop games we could play together. Also open to any free to play xLooking for: a man 30+ very dominant controlling femboy enjoyer. Must play 1 or 2 games in common. Genuinly committed to find your long term perhaps forever person like me. Prefered experience. Looking for some TPE as well with bathroom control, outfit approvals, food approvals, who I can talk to., what game I play, bed time and when I wake and other things like that.. I need someone to help improve my life. Perhaps using things like blackmail to help me.say clean my room or go a walk or somthing like that. Theres probably more here im just forgettingNot looking for: vanilla inexperienced men. To tame to put me in my place. Someone who doesnt enjoy a large veriaty of kinks. People that only want to talk for 1 day or be friends.Kinks and things id enjoy to be a key part of ownership. Tpe as mentioned. Blackmail as mentioned. Humiliation online. exposure online. Traffic light system early to get to know eachother easier. Pain and cbt, sensory dep, breathplay and some things ive wanted to try but never have like info hazards assume punishments.. And many more things id love to try xPlease send me your introduction as your first message please be as detailed as possibleDiscord kittenkisses15
We are a long distance couple that meet up a handful of times a year to cross things off our sexual bucket list. Neither of us have done a MMF threesome before so it's next on the list. Being near Glasgow or Birmingham would be ideal, logistics wise.No gay stuff. Purely doubleteaming a slut. Drop a disposable email if you're into it and we'll go from there.
>asl43/m/UK (Alternate between Northern Ireland and London; currently the latter)>DescriptionBeen on this godforsaken site for longer than I care to admit and I absolutely blame it for 95% of the problems in my life, personal accountability be damned. Now I’m a middle aged burnout with a drinking problem. But hey, still have a full head of hair and an amusing accent. >Looking forBiological females; the vain hope of 10 minutes of conversation before someone peddles their OnlyFans or wants me to invest in crypto. You WILL score many bonus points for crazy, ostentatious hair, either in style or colour; past or present. It remains a literal weakness.>Not looking forIf you’ve got form for just deleting people at the slightest provocation don’t waste both our time. As naive as it might be I’m working under the assumption you’re not entirely dysfunctional despite being on 4chan but if you’ve spend your digital life surrounding yourself with sycophants and can’t handle differing opinions or lack the ability to defend your own, then save us both our time. >Interests and HobbiesAll the usual 21st century consumer bullshit chews up my spare time but I won’t dignify them as “hobbies”. I’d appreciate someone taking the time to introduce me to new music though as I’m well out of touch and, frankly, fully slipped into “grumpy old man” territory and would like to be dragged out of it with extreme prejudice, but be advised I’m frustratingly difficult to please and fully admit it but I genuinely think people who know me will say I’m worth the effort. >ContactDiscord: david_ononymousSnapchat: NewPoorDecision Telegram: @NewPoorDecision
25 MSecondary teacher tired after a long week with teens. Looking to wind down by chatting with any F.Disc: mr._anonTG: LXR3PZ4H3
havent been on this dump in ages and somehow its even more full of degenerates than i rememberf/20s/london>aboutreformer at 7, superday at 9(ish), rave by midnight, breakfast at smithfield.. between rounds at plumtree? court i'm on the thames foreshore with a mudlarking permit pulling out clay pipes and the odd tudor pin :s got a ham radio licence and mostly listen to fishermen arguing about the weather. i can date a london brick by looking at it and nobody has ever asked ^_^ gerald my raspberry pi has been dying since march..looking for: your most niche hobby. the more obscure the betterinb4 tits: i said nichethrowaway disc: pinmoney.
Sharing my ex. You can come from any angle you want like worshipping, degrading, insulting, praising etc>Bonus points for long-term chats and people that love non-nude pics too. Please actually have a conversation and don't ask for more, I'll already be sending.If you want you can also do things like saving all her pics, showing me that you're sharing her with others, daily gooning to her, trading pics of her back and forth with me when we goon to her even if they are repeats etc. We can also come up with new ideas of what else we can do!Teleguard: 3Q9S9GDV7
